Comments on: Ben Roethlisberger Won’t Miss the Birth of his Child for a Football Game, and the Math Shows that is the Right Decision http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/ Sports, Media, Entertainment Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Der Kaiserhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-2/#comment-1757927 Der Kaiser Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:12:43 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757927 It has a oaky afterbirth

]]> By: Walking Underwearhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-2/#comment-1757913 Walking Underwear Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:00:35 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757913 jose you may have already missed it

slut

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-2/#comment-1757912 spencer096 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:00:01 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757912 /thought that said ‘golf vagina’
//my interest was temporarily everest-piqued

]]> By: Liquorhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-2/#comment-1757910 Liquor Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:59:18 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757910

Well, need I remind you, YET AGAIN, of that time you cost me a trip to Charlottesville? So, go ahead, tell me a little more about how unfair it is you have to [insert household chore].

My son was born day after thanksgiving, so my wife didn’t eat anything and I had hospital cafeteria food thanksgiving dinner. He will hear about that every damn year on both thanksgiving and christmas.

Ben is all grown up, good to see, best of luck at parenting you lumbering moron.

]]> By: Walking Underwearhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-2/#comment-1757907 Walking Underwear Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:57:14 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757907 have you tried the banana bread beer? don;t say ewwww, because what’s the difference?

]]> By: José Pippenhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757906 José Pippen Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:56:35 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757906 I’m going to miss the birth of my 1st born regardless. I’m gonna make sure I have a thing that day.

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757900 ms621 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:53:22 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757900 It’s not an every day beer for sure. I think of it as a nice change of pace beer.

]]> By: HawkEyehttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757893 HawkEye Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:48:26 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757893

What the hell is wrong with Golden Monkey?

Not a fan here. Just something odd tasting about it. Pumking is a different type of dislike altogether. I prefer my pumpkin pie to be in pie form, not beer,

]]> By: GloriousMullet beats jokes into the groundhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757890 GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:47:20 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757890

Do you think it tastes like alien vagina or something?

No, it tastes like wolf vagina.

]]> By: Walking Underwearhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757887 Walking Underwear Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:45:27 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757887 cutting the umbilical cord like a real man

Ben, don’t take this too lightly. Consider yourself forewarned, it’s not as easy as it seems. You’re not thinking straight, all hopped up on adrenaline, and not only is the cord thick, but it’s very slick as well.

real men cut it with their teeth. real women eat the afterbirth. who’s with me?

/no one?

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757881 ms621 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:43:27 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757881 went with Victory Golden Monkey

speaking of vomit…

What the hell is wrong with Golden Monkey? Do you think it tastes like alien vagina or something?

]]> By: MP IIIhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757869 MP III Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:34:13 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757869 went with Victory Golden Monkey

speaking of vomit…

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757862 ms621 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:31:48 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757862 Was the sex consensual because if so you’ve just Sorkin’d yourself here

Is there some sort of story going around that Aaron Sorkin punched a woman and raped a guy?

]]> By: WhiskeyRebellionhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757860 WhiskeyRebellion Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:30:52 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757860

Continues drinking mini-bottle whiskey I found in my desk

Speaking of which, I’m already thinking about lunch. I went with Victory Golden Monkey yesterday, so I’m thinking about switching to Southern Tier Pumking today.

]]> By: scriptyhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757858 scripty Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:30:31 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757858 puking quietly is as difficult as stopping your pee in an emergency.

/newborns
//also when your boss’s office is by the bathroom and he knows you came in plastered

]]> By: ButtersBChttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757857 ButtersBC Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:29:23 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757857

2. Punched a woman
1. Banged a dude

Was the sex consensual because if so you’ve just Sorkin’d yourself here

]]> By: GloriousMullet beats jokes into the groundhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757855 GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:27:52 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757855

Ha ha. I can honestly say of all the stupid shit I’ve drank and done while drinking, vomiting is very low on the list

NDubs stupid shit I’ve done while drinking list:

5. Vomited
4. Fell over a curb
3. Pissed pants
2. Punched a woman
1. Banged a dude

]]> By: johndewarhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757854 johndewar Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:26:52 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757854

/Continues drinking mini-bottle whiskey I found in my desk

That’s probably better than finding $5 while folding the laundry.

]]> By: Dougb0001http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757851 Dougb0001 Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:23:41 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757851 seems like this Ben fella is a good family fan. I applaud him

Oh wait, I just googled him. Strike that from the record.

]]> By: sousedberginhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/09/07/ben-roethlisberger-wont-miss-the-birth-of-his-child-for-a-football-game-and-the-math-shows-that-is-the-right-decision/comment-page-1/#comment-1757847 sousedbergin Fri, 07 Sep 2012 15:22:29 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=206462#comment-1757847

Ha ha. I can honestly say of all the stupid shit I’ve drank and done while drinking, vomiting is very low on the list. Probably 10 times tops.

Hmm I would set the line at 6.5 vomits this year. Sounds about right.

/Obviously each vomiting session in one location counts as one vomit
//To leave the bathroom and come back 10 minutes later to vomit would count as the same vomit
///At least a change of location or 30 minutes to count as unique vomit

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