Not since Metallica opted to shave their collective heads has society witnessed such an unexpected, unwelcome trimming of the hair. This is WWE COO Triple H posing with fans outside of Titan Towers on Wednesday afternoon with an appropriately deflated “I was forced to do this” demeanor.

The question being shouted from rooftop to rooftop is why, Hunter, why?

Now before you declare that no one cares about a professional wrestler’s appointment with the barber, you must first come to grips with the reality that said haircut inspired over two million thousand “likes” on facebook.

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[via @JimmyTraina, TMZ]