Roundup: Man Beaten Up After Operating Heavy Machinery Drunk, Florida State Loses Star for the Season & Hulk to Russian Premiere League
Minka Kelly … the rise of Reddit … Ryan Seacrest has built quite an empire … actor Michael Clarke Duncan died at the age of 54 … 2011 “Educator of the Year” in NJ charged with having sexual relationship with 15-year-old … Debo plead guilty to mortgage fraud scheme … what killed this shark? … interesting read about Michael Jackson’s tour struggles in 2008 and 2009 … Matt Taibbi on Mitt Romney and Bain Capital … “Summer Movie Attendance Likely Lowest in Two Decades” … Hulk is going to the Russian Premiere League …
Brandon Jenkins, the Florida State defensive end who could be a 1st round pick next April, is out for the season due to a foot injury. [CBS Sports]
Yeah, as if the Twins could have tried to raise ticket prices. [Star Trib]
The Honey Badger is re-enrolling at LSU, but obviously won’t be playing football. [NOLA]
Ben McGrath has some thoughts on Joe Posnanski’s book on Paterno. [New Yorker]
When Peyton Manning wanted to play in the Colts’ opener last season, they told him he threw like Chad Pennington. [NYT]
Interesting, lengthy read on Lance Armstrong written by his former assistant. [Outside]
Startling look at the roster turnover the Red Sox have had since Opening Day. [Providence Journal]
Two days after an embarrassing season-opening loss to Texas State, Houston fired its offensive coordinator. [Chronicle]
A Jaguars scout talks about his life with Parkinson’s Disease. [Jaguars.com]
Will Muschamp has dumped the QB-by-quarters plan and named Jeff Driskel the starter. [Sun Sentinel]
“He is the world’s only working dog, marine biologists say, able to find and track the scent of orca scat, or feces, in open ocean water — up to a mile away, in the smallest of specks.” [Times]
Moron picks Rutgers to lose in the BCS title game to Alabama. [Plain Dealer]
Luke Donald apologies for calling Gil Hanse a “cock” on twitter. [Wei Under Par]
RIP Mac Thomason of Braves Journal. [Joe Posnanski]
How drunk must this guy have been? He catches a beating after wrecking a few cars.
For a high school player, that’s a really nice dunk. [via Jersey Chaser]
That sure is one sensitive plant. [via Herbie]

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September 4th, 2012 at 8:04 AM
Cankles!!!!!!
September 4th, 2012 at 8:06 AM
Jason thanks for returning the Roundup to 8am as you indicated back in June when you delayed it.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:06 AM
Fox 8 in New Orleans reported this 11 days ago. I love how it somehow becomes “official” when ESPN’s Joe Schad “learns” it.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:07 AM
summer thing, Scripty.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
pologies for calling Gil Hanse a “cock” on twitter.
Hanse is on-site this week and Donald hasn’t run into him yet, but if he does, he plans to apologize personally.
I did look up the British slang for cock and got the following:
1. The penis. [1400s]
2. A term of address, usually affectionate. E.g.”Right cock, that’ll be 46 pence please. Would you like it in a bag?”
3. Rubbish, nonsense.
Think he was picking no. 3????
/Bullocks
September 4th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Meanwhile the O’s improbable run to first place is almost complete
September 4th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
ORIOLES MOFUCKAS!
/still pissed they blew the game on Saturday
Someone explain the teacher sex scandals to me. If these women want dick that bad just go to the fucking bar after work and take some guy home. It’s not that difficult.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Must the “forbidden fruit” mentality I guess.
/where were these women teachers when I was in 11-12th grade?!?!?
//they all looked like grandmas in my HS
September 4th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
With New York in town this coming weekend, hopefully Yankees Stadium Mid-Atlantic will break 17k a game.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
/still pissed they blew the game on Saturday
Hate to be like that with this improbable run…but yes they should be tied for the division lead.
/a play JJ has made 10,000 times in his sleep
//whatever we’ll get them this weekend
///Why not?
September 4th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
it looks like parsley
September 4th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Maybe they know it will be easy pickens. We’ve all wanted to bang a few teachers back in the day.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Happy Watch All Your Teacher Friends Complain on Facebook Day everyone!!
September 4th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
What the fuck is wrong with me?
September 4th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Shit that was last week here in PA.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Can’t believe they sold Reddit for 20 million in 2006. I understand that when you have a 100% of that kind of money it’s difficult to rationalize holding out. That site is worth how much now eleventy godzillion dollars*?
*rounded down
September 4th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
that’s your fault for ignoring the grandma’s “needs” while in HS.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
still better than being compared to Mark Sanchez
September 4th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Does that win games?
September 4th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
True, but like you said: how many tech startups have turned down guaranteed millions only to wind up penniless when it all falls down?
September 4th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Mine is filled with moms saying, “I can’t believe my baby is in ___ grade! I cried soooooooo much!”
September 4th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Is that still a “cougar” by definition? Or are we talking sabertooth tiger (ie, long in the tooth)?
September 4th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Continuing a spate of attacks, including the “Running With Scissors Kicks” and the “Mattress Tag Removal Massacre”
September 4th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
i hate romney as much as anyone, but taibbi should’ve relied less on the “ok, so basically, here’s how it works…[cue hypothetical]” as…evidence? is that what he was using it as? i really don’t know…that dude sucks.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Holy shit I just read that whole Outdoors piece on Armstrong. I hate him now.
September 4th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Make sure to watch the video included in the article.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
A Jaguars scout talks about his life with Parkinson’s Disease.
Parkinson’s is terrifying. The Predators assistant coach is also suffering from it.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
yeah the stuff he did on the war in Iraq was good and littered in little details. This Romney stuff is okay I guess, but would be validated by some forensic accountant that could better explain and authentic his accusations.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Never have I seen more smoke without the actual fire, which is obviously burning somewhere. The man is trash.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Parkinson’s and Alzheimers scare the shit out of me. Do not want, ever.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Taibbi’s series on the banking scandals is very well done. Can’t get to RS at work so I’ll have to read the Romney piece later.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Big deal. My dog vomited diarrhea all over my wife and the couch. No one is giving it a medal.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
It’s not so much an issue of accounting corroboration as it is up to you to decide if what he and Bain did is/was ethical and whether it aligns with the words that come out of his mouth.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
So I finished Assassins Creed last night (only took 5 years) and moved on to AC 2, and am super pissed that they changed the HUD and navigation menus.
/better than talking politics
September 4th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Never have I seen more smoke without the actual fire, which is obviously burning somewhere. The man is trash.
I’d say there’s plenty of fire. That book from Taylor Hamilton is going to be the inferno.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
QS – Read up on Huntingtons. Those other two are largely heritable but variable. Huntington’s is scary as shit, and if a parent has it you have a 50% chance of getting it. It’s a huge decision to be tested, and a lot of people who get it, kill themselves at the early signs before it gets bad. That scares the shit out of me more than those other two.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
/uses charcoal to draw conclusions
September 4th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Seems a little harsh, words hurt you know
September 4th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Yes, I’ve heard about that before. My family doesn’t have it. Huntington’s is relatively rare, though.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Great grandmother had alzheimers, grandad on other side of family has parkinsons. both are terrible, and only one has passed from complications with the disease (alzheimers GG), but if I had to choose i’d probably go with parkinsons.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Yeah, mercifully.
That’s a nice link, G, with another link in it to a fuller story. There are a lot of really good doctors doing great things here.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
By fire, I mean actual evidence that corroborates the bazillion accounts of what a dick he is.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Did I miss it somewhere or has there been any mention of Tiger going over the 100 million dollar mark in career winnings?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
You’d rather him pick them to win?
I have no idea if Rutgers is good, but if they were the best team in the Big East, all they’d have to do is beat Arkansas and run the table in conference. They certainly have an easier path to the title game than most teams, while having enough decent teams on the schedule to keep up SoS.
Now, I have no idea if RU is supposed to be good, but it doesn’t seem a worse pick than to put the Clippers to win the West, without having a scorer who can create his own shot away from the point.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Tiger going over the
10050 million dollar mark in career winnings?/fixed for Elin’d
September 4th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Which is odd…because I find that people go into work EARLIER in the summer, not later.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
After watching the Curb episode with Michael J. Fox, I gotta agree it looks like the better alternative. “Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.”
September 4th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Rutgers has the same odds as Pitt to win the Big East… so I’m going to amend it to say he probably is an idiot.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
/respeck
September 4th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
So after watching Breaking Bad last night my only reaction is….
I GOTTA WAIT TILL NEXT SUMMER!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? (^%^$we^r&*
September 4th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Perpetually Angry Man
Matt Taibbion Mitt Romney and Bain CapitalLet’s call him who he is. He’s a good writer, but his venom spitting act is kinda getting tiresome.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I believe it picks up in January.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Here was my view at our auction league draft this weekend. We held it in a Mandalay Bay suite.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I love my wife. I think she is the only teacher I know who doesn’t go on Facebook or Twitter bitching about having to go back today. I think she was actually excited to get back.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I had no idea ALS doesn’t affect the mind when you get it. Being aware of what your body is going through has to be a personal hell that I’d never wish upon anybody. The Gleason piece on Real Sports was just heartbreaking.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I shot a 79 for the first time in 4 years. Easier track but I made a downhill 4 footer on 18. I was also playing w/ my dad who is brutal to play with.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I’ll let Larry know next time I bump in to him at Al Abbas Chicken.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Please don’t pollute the roundup with BB comments. Some of us still haven’t watched it yet.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
My wife is a desperately-wants-to-be-employed teacher. She’s not enjoying the complaints today, I’ll tell you that much.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Parkinson’s and Alzheimers scare the shit out of me. Do not want, ever.
ALS is on the top of that list. Imagine that all your muscle control is deteriorating, and your brain is the only organ fully functional. You KNOW and FEEL your body shutting down slowly, and nothing can be done.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
congrats…where at?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I know. That sucks.
That ending was the best “holy shit” moment on television. Especially from where Hank was sitting.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Or what Badger said. my ex-MiL is suffering from it and it’s just fucking heartbreaking to see her like that.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Sorry, didnt see this until after I commented.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Dude, it’s Tuesday. If you haven’t watched it yet thats on you.
/used to feel the same way
//then i realized I was the problem
September 4th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I totally thought Holly and Flynn were gonna get got.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
This is cool. Reminds me of a weed that grows on my patio that shoots out its seeds when touched.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
This whole fucking season, nothing happened. I’m almost out on it. They need to stop drawing everything out and having 4 episodes a season.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Nice. I stayed a couple of years ago, pretty nice casino. Did the chicks give a little extra strip tease when a big pick went up on the board? I got to have our fantasy draft yesterday at the local Hooters.
/not really like the Hooters girls in the print/TV ads
//rode hard and put away wet
September 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Springvale, it’s on the westside. It’d be like Highland Red or something. Honestly though I would have shot well anywhere. All parts of my game were there.
Spencer, you like the sushi at Pac-East?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
my girlfriends grandfather passed away this early morning, and although he didn’t have any serious diseases like that, he farmed his entire life so his body was just worn out to the point he could barely move, but his mind was still there. it was heartbreaking the last time we went to see him in June to know what he was going through. it was a blessing that he went this morning, but sad nonetheless. watching someone who never had to rely on anyone else for help struggle to walk is pretty tough.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
nope. Next “season” starts in the summer around the same time this one started. We have to wait a whole fucking year. Ridiculous.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
BangBus movies have endings?
/molemaninthemorning’d
September 4th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Shot 84 in constant rain, on a shit course (Oak Hills, if PP is around) where their yardages were complete crap. I flew 25 yards past the pin twice on par 3s.
Also had my first even-par 9 holes score in a while (easy: rating 34, par 35). Bogied the easiest hole on the course.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
So I finished Assassins Creed last night (only took 5 years) and moved on to AC 2, and am super pissed that they changed the HUD and navigation menus.
I played AC2 and AC2: Brotherhood first, then went back and played the first one. You’ll come to appreciate the changes made to the game.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Fenway Sports Group is the most incompetent multi-sport ownership group in sports.
Also I enjoyed the Pirates post yesterday in light of the post from the start of the season that mocked their front office for saying that the extra spot increased their playoff chances.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
So…it’s like every other TV show?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
its aight…kinda over sushi in general tho.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
There’s gotta be a shirt somewhere that says something like “Hank Schrader Info Dump” or whatever.
That final scene with all of them around the pool and chatting and eating was unnerving. Like, it was supposed to be a happy moment, but it was shot in such a way and at such a moment in the story that the viewer was unsettled and just waiting for something bad to happen.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Wow. could have sworn that I saw something this past early summer that 1st 8 would be this summer (July 15) and then finish it early next year in January. Must have read it wrong or they changed it.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
BB SPOLIER:
If you DIDN’T see that ending coming you are not in tune with this show. They gave that book way too much attention throughout the season. When I give books (aside from ones I know may have historical value), I always dedicate them. If it wasn’t enough to show the book a few times throughout the season, they had to show it being moved to a bathroom in the last episode. UGGGGH.
Also, Hank needs to quit going in bedroom bathrooms and do his business in the hallway bathroom. Dude, you don’t go in peoples rooms to shit.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
You have misinformed. No official return date other than “Summer 2013.” To my knowledge, they haven’t even started filming the final 8 eps yet.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Dude, it’s Tuesday. If you haven’t watched it yet thats on you.
/used to feel the same way
//then i realized I was the problem
September 4th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Brazzers > BangBros
September 4th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
After the whole season with “The kids aren’t safe” I was ready for the Arizona contingent to put out a hit and take out Junior as a casualty of war
Wonder how long Gilligan’s been sitting on using Crystal Blue Persuasion
September 4th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
No, we kept it PG-13 in that regard. These were promo girls, not hookers.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
where their yardages were complete crap
The worst. How a course can screw this up is mystifying. PB has a par 3, slightly elevated green that is marked for 160 but I use 5 iron every time because its off.
/not a long iron player
//short game ftw
September 4th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
This.
I was just waiting for the baby to stumble on some ricin or something.
Hank cant go to the DEA with this new “enlightenment” though, he will lose his job, like his old boss.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Of note: Marie Schrader wore a yellow shirt in that final scene of Sunday’s episode. Have you ever seen her in anything but purple? Interesting.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
They start shooting the final 8 episodes in November.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I think it’s great, makes sense for the character. Very territorial behavior, doesn’t take Walt seriously or respect him enough not to shit in his master bathroom. he does now though.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
I don’t know. His old boss and him had that conversation earlier this season about the former admitting he essentially didn’t believe what Hank was onto with Fring.
“Gliding Over All” was the most visually pleasing episode of TV I’ve ever seen. The transitions, angles and cropping, and time lapses were incredible.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
In his defense, more people should be really angry about this shit.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I have mentioned this in previous posts, but if you haven’t already i would encourage you to go to the breaking bad subreddit and peruse their post-show threads. A lot of people with more time on their hands than me will go in and round up all the spoilers, links, foreshadowing, etc. I especially liked this one.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I never noticed her fashion choices (believe it or not). Interesting.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I guess I don’t understand why this guy had to move all the way to New Zealand to open (or work in) a bike shop. I hear great things about New Zealand, but I’m pretty sure most of us wouldn’t even know this guy’s name if you ran into him in a bike shop.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I didn’t realize BB was done and this was the final season split into two 8 episode blocks. Still don’t like 8 drawn-out episodes at a time.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
/team range finder
September 4th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
That is great. The writing, acting, editing, music, everything on this show is soooo good.
Loved the killing of the 9 guys on the list montage, with Nat King Cole crooning away.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
As long as Breaking Bad doesn’t wrap by making millions of viewers think their cable went out, I will continue watching the show.
/still on season 3
//doesn’t mind the spoilers
September 4th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
walt paid for hank’s medical bills with his meth money. hank may not get fired, but he’d be a black sheep in the DEA.
I don’t think Hank does anything official with Walt… but maybe he gives Walt the ultimatum to leave, and never come back. Walt leaves, Hank does his job, the white supremacist’s or walt’s new distribution crew gets pissed that Walt is out, does something to his family, and he comes back with a M60 ready to rock.
or the m60 is something totally unrelated, the same way the plane accident was portrayed as something else until we saw the collision in season 2.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I’m actually pretty damn good at guessing yardages. I just trusted the listed yardages over my perception.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
It’s a financial move, right?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Scorcese-like. Just awesome.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Been away for the weekend but lol Paul Ryan lied about running marathons now? This guy seems to have a real problem with telling the truth, beyond that even of other politicians.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Although that does suck, it’s nice that the last episode was a week before the NFL starts.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
This. At some point if you are catching up on a show, you just have to deal with it. I heard all about GoT for months here before I started watching so I knew random shit that made no sense to me at the time.
Then I found out there were fucking zombies and I stopped watching. Seriously, zombies? Fuck you, GeorRRge Martin
September 4th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I know it is regarding it all being the 5th season since if they go six the actors get a pay raise…forget what the reasoning was for not just running through 16 at once
September 4th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I’d love to see Walt not die. That would be awesome. Everyone else dies but him.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Please don’t pollute the roundup with BB comments. Some of us still haven’t watched it yet.
That appears to be a you problem.
You have misinformed. No official return date other than “Summer 2013.” To my knowledge, they haven’t even started filming the final 8 eps yet. Jay
I just read the rolling stone article. They start filming in November for a Summer 2013 premiere. There is some scuttlebut I’ve read that it might be Spring. Either way, eight episode seasons are dumb. I think it messes with the story arc.
Also, I’m never a fan of montages.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Is it tiring hating everything?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I flipped out about it this weekend. The difference between a 4:01 and a ‘sub 3′ marathon is so incredible, I can’t believe any runner could mess that up, without just being the kind of person who lies/exaggerates about golf scores and everything else, just by habit without thinking about it. You tell the story of the 79 so much, you believe it and forget those three mulligans that went in the woods.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Don’t spoil anything!
/still havent watched any episodes
//doesnt truly care about spoilers
September 4th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I believe she was wearing the same shirt as the one she had on in the picture on Hank’s desk (the one where Walt placed the bug).
September 4th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
The fact checker fact checker fact checker says Ryan actually ran under 2 hours, but he was just too humble to mention it himself.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Spoiler alert
Rosebud is a sled
September 4th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Clearly this man’s never seen Team America: World Police
September 4th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I really like the show, I just can’t get on board with fucking zombies. I like most things. Most people describe me as “affable” and “easy-going”, with just a hint of “incredibly friendly”*
/maybe not
September 4th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
now that I have used one all summer, I’m a lot better at it as well. what pisses me off is when the carts have gps in them, and you hit the flag with the range finder and it’s 20 yards off.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Yuuuuuuuuuuup. The reason BB was extended over two seasons was to milk it for everything its worth: more ads, more prestige, two DVD sets, etc. Plus, Hell on Wheels flopped and the network’s new content won’t be ready until 2013.
Other than trailers for trailers, artificially extending a property for blatant cash is the most infuriating trend in entertainment. Three Hobbit movies? Sure, we’ll make that happen. Split the crappy Hunger Games conclusion into two movies? Why the hell not!
September 4th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Wait… I thought it was a cane?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Queefer, you mean they are making the third hunger games book into two movies?
September 4th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Clearly this man’s never seen Team America: World Police
Butters is back!
I have seen and liked Team America. The montages in that were ironic.
/shoots self in my hipster face.
//not a hipster.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Forget about the “zombies.” They’re barely going to be mentioned in the upcoming season.
September 4th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
When you’re hitting off of a cliff from the fairway its tough to decide with no yard markers. Then again its fun when you guess right
September 4th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
use the google to check out “color symbolism”, some interesting ways to view what the yellow and purple mean in relation to the show’s context.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
They aren’t really zombies and they becoming rather critical to plot and character development.
I will say that if you’re not digging the increased fantasy elements in GoT, stop watching now because it’s not going to ebb anytime soon.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Legolas in The Hobbit? Sure why not.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
The books set the white walkers up as the real threat to the realm (at least the first few did – I’ve not read the latest).
/Winter is coming’d
September 4th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Haha! Differing opinions exist on The Others, apparently.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Heel,
saw this on the subreddit site.
The Coolness of Agent Hank Schrader
September 4th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
The zombies criticism of Game of Thrones is kind of valid. The first season ends with the reveal of dragons which was fucking awesome, in the second season they end with the tiredest fucking trope of the last ten years.
Also leaving out the chain and house of the undying (functionally, anyway).
September 4th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Plus, Hell on Wheels flopped
I want this show to work. Season 1 was decent. It is just not going anywhere. The endings each week don’t even make you look forward to the next episode.
/sad
//not donating money to PSU sad, tv sad
September 4th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
That’s the plan, yes. Mockingjay Part 1 and Part 2 or something. I don’t know I didn’t read the books and the movie sucked so it doesn’t really matter much to me. But the trend is irritating. If you can’t tell a story in eight hours then it shouldn’t be a movie. Find a cable outlet to make a miniseries out of it.
Can’t wait to see how badly Drew Goddard screws up The Passage movie. Good luck turning an epic 1000-page time-shifting book about the end of the world into a two-hour movie.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Nino – there are usually some good memes and pictures like that up there, but i get tired of all the breaking bad art. This was my creation yesterday, and as you might presume it didn’t get much traction
September 4th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
AMC only wanted Breaking Bad to do 10 episodes in the final season. Vince said he could do it in 16, but no less, so they split it up.
AMC doesn’t get the money for the DVD sales, they only own the distribution rights for Hell on Wheels and the walking dead, but did own it for rubicon and the killing.
such a cheap, cheap networking when it comes to their product.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
team courses need better yardages to middle of green on course, and not range finders
/just put them on all the sprinkler heads
September 4th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
To be fair, Martin wrote the book in 2004. It’s not really his fault that hipster zombie runs and a shitty Walking Dead TV show ruined it for everyone. There’s no way to excise the White Walkers from the plotlines, either. So we’re stuck with them, for better or worse.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
that’s another story that should be a premium channel product, like the dark tower. better suited for 10 hours a year instead of 6 hours over 4-6 years.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
such a cheap, cheap networking when it comes to their product. Kaiser
Indeed. It is like they are jealous Breaking Bad is great tv and the shows they come up with suck.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
You sure about the disty rights for BB? I’ve been told AMC holds those for all it original content.
AMC has really burning through a lot of the equity it had in the last couple of years with The Killing fiasco, Walking Dead’s horrific writing and their public feud with Weiner over the Mad Men contracts. For all their critical success, AMC loses money on Mad Men and Breaking Bad, so without WD that network would be in real trouble.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Literally – how much track have they laid in both season 1 through now? A few miles? This show cannot last as long as building the actual transcontinental railroad did.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Drew Goddard is legit. I have no idea what The Passage is, so I’ll check it out. But Goddard has a very good track record.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
if breaking bad and mad men weren’t critically acclaimed and walking dead wasn’t a ratings monster this network would have found a way to run their original programming into the ground.
i get keeping the budget low on shows that haven’t proven themselves, but breaking bad and mad men should get whatever they want to produce their shows.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
September 4th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
I don’t know what a hipster zombie run is, but if you’re trying to insult Run For Your Lives as some weak and pathetic trend, you’ve failed. Because your description is completely inaccurate. And The Walking Dead graphic novels were around a year before Martin published GoT.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Ryder Cup picks in 2 mins…
my predictions: brandt, stricker, dusty, fowler
September 4th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
You’re retarded. Walt’s progression to “Emperor of Meth” has been awesome.
For those who actually watch the show, how will Jesse find out about Mike, and what/if anything will he do about it?
September 4th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
walking dead and the killing were the first ones produced under their own distribution company, BB and MM are owned by the production studios and not AMC.
makes sense when you consider AMC was only dabbling in original content when they launched those shows back in the day and they didn’t have the infrastructure to support it alone.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
So you’re saying that people running around chased by fake zombies is a trend that still stick around for decades, eh? Can’t wait until my kids try out for the varsity team.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
my predictions: brandt, stricker, dusty, fowler
my predictions: brandt, stricker, dusty, furyk
my preferences: brandt, stricker, dusty, mahan
September 4th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Hence the reason The Killing got picked up for a second season.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
and with vampires (bad ass non sparkly ones) instead of the flu.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
I’m not, Straw Man.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
If so, I cant imagine part 1 being any good. It’s just the training and the buildup to the big battle at the end, right? Blah.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Ok, then it’s a weak, pathetic trend. Gotcha.
I’m not saying it’s stupid or anything, just that it’s a niche thing.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I flipped out about it this weekend. The difference between a 4:01 and a ‘sub 3′ marathon is so incredible, I can’t believe any runner could mess that up, without just being the kind of person who lies/exaggerates about golf scores and everything else, just by habit without thinking about it. You tell the story of the 79 so much, you believe it and forget those three mulligans that went in the woods.
I’m only bothered in that it’s something that SHOULD BE a layup. Fuck the time…YOU RAN 26-MILES. That’s fucking hardcore. Shit, even if I ran it in 8 hours, I’d STILL be saying I was a badass for actually running the thing, nevermind the time it took.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Mahan > Furyk
September 4th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
For those who actually watch the show, how will Jesse find out about Mike, and what/if anything will he do about it?
I don’t Mike is going to be a plot line anymore. There are only 8 episodes left. I think his story has ended.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Sounds montage-y, can only assume KC Res is excited
September 4th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
my preferences: brandt, mahan, john huh (great driver less erratic than DJ and a better putter) and fowler.
my prediction: brandt, furyk, stricker, fowler.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I’m only bothered in that it’s something that SHOULD BE a layup. Fuck the time…YOU RAN 26-MILES. That’s fucking hardcore. Shit, even if I ran it in 8 hours, I’d STILL be saying I was a badass for actually running the thing, nevermind the time it took.
It is a big deal to runners. 26 miles may be impressive to you, but not to some other guy that has run marathons before.
Also, I read this over the weekend. http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/08/06/120806fa_fact_singer?currentPage=all
September 4th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Spencer – I am hoping for brandt, mahan, stricker, fowler.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Sounds montage-y, can only assume KC Res is excited
Baywatch ruined the montage.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
I got the impression that Jesse knows about Mike. I know when he is talking about Saul telling him what Walt did he is referring to the guys in jail, but it would also seem plausible that Saul told him about Mike as well. Jesse seems a bit broken up about it and scared, but he was the one who came to ask Walt what to do about the guys in prison and there doesn’t seem to be any reason to think he’d be upset about having those guys offed.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I don’t know I didn’t read the books and the movie sucked
Take it back
September 4th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Could be, but Jesse viewed him as a father figure. If he ever found out that Walt just snuffed him out in the desert, Jesse might finally kill him.
That stack of cash in the storage unit was absolutely nuts.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I’d have no issue if he said he ran a marathon once. Still impressive. But he said he ran marathons, one of which was done in world elite time. That’s a bit much.
It’s a bad habit with him — grossly embellishing minor things to make himself look great.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Does Saul know Mike is dead?
September 4th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
That stack of cash in the storage unit was absolutely nuts.
Remember, always spray for silverfish when storing stacks of money.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
id be happy with that…plenty of bombers on the team already.
hope phil ditches the claw grip before, however.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Sorry man, the movie was embarrassing. I liked the first 45 minutes before it devolved into pre-teen garbage, terribly filmed action sequences and ridiculous plotting.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Yeah, I don’t believe so. I think Todd is the only one who knows.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Dj, Furyk, Sneds, Stricker were the picks allegedly.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Well, just put Furyk and Phil out there and concede 2 best ball matches and 2 singles and concede 4 points. Then try to win every other match.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I liked the first 45 minutes before it devolved into pre-teen garbage
I can see that. I take it you did not read the books? They followed it surprisingly accurately and maybe I was just attracted to Jennifer Lawrence’s ruggedness. It really is supposed to be for teens but dangit I liked it.
/checks id
//pours bourbon
///man card saved
September 4th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Res, that marathon story is fantastic.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
We don’t know. Maybe not. But Jesse seemed really nervous about telling him that he knew “what he did.”
September 4th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Spencer – what are your thoughts on the new Anser forged irons? I read a good article on the multi-piece construction of forged irons and how that is basically the wave of the future.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
If Furyk and Phil combine to a .500 record I’d say there’s very little chance the USA team doesnt win back the cup.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
I didn’t read the books. I’ve been told that the movie works a lot better if you essentially disregard what you see on the screen and use the book as a primer.
Which, frankly, is a huge pet peeve of mine. Adaptations should stand on their own. Source material can supplement the visuals or layer in details, but digesting the book beforehand shouldn’t be crucial to the enjoyment of the film/TV show. To be fair, most of my complaints centered around the terrible direction, Velveeta FX and poor acting, but the script was still a problem. How much of that is bad story vs bad adaptation I don’t know.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
i just dont understand taking furyk over mahan or BVP. just don’t.
haven’t hit em yet but saw em for the first time this weekend. they look nice, and the previous anser’s were ok…but i just don’t see how they can justify the price. and not only that, but i think the s56′s are better across the board in terms of aesthetics, feel and just as forgiving.
i mean, $1,500 for a set of irons? GET THE FUCK OUT.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
That’s because Walt is a homicidal drug lord, who had just ordered the murders of 9 witnesses who could crush his empire.
Jesse was more intricately involved than any of those 9 guys, so he’s probably fearing for his own life.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Only slightly related, but I finished the Guillermo Del Toro series “The Strain“. It’s got to be only a matter of time before they make that into a movie.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
but digesting the book beforehand shouldn’t be crucial to the enjoyment of the film/TV show
Agreed. Woody did a pretty solid job I thought. The kids (adults playing kids), not so much.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Yeah but Jesse came to Walt in a panic about Mike’s guys in prison. It’s not like he could possibly be shocked that Walt decided to have them killed, and Jesse would have most certainly agreed that they have got to go.
Plus he seemed terrified to open the body bag on the porch. Seemed like he was expecting Mike’s corpse.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Yeah, the price is enough to make the Miura’s blush!
I don’t get leaving Mahan off the team either. I think this is one of those situations where Love thought he owed Furyk something and was unwilling to let one of the younger guys get a crack at it.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Also a “what will Jesse do when he finds out about Mike and Walt?” plotline seems really unnecessary given there’s already a “what will Jesse do when he finds out about Brock and Walt?” plotline.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Woody was money playing a very Woody character. Kravitz was a highlight, too.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
I think it is more to do with relief that Walt didn’t shoot him as soon as he stuck his head out the door.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
One thing I never understood, was if those “9 guys” actually knew Walter’s real name, or simply knew him as “Heisenberg.” They seemed to be much more connected to Fring’s empire than Walt’s.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Had a meeting, but enjoyed everyone’s thoughts on the Walkers. As always, I’m sure I’ll get over it, or I’ll just stop watching.
On the other hand, I’m liking Sons of Anarchy quite a bit, watching last season now, before the premiere of this one. I know if doesn’t have the following here of those others, but I find myself drawn to the plot and waiting for the episodes more than most other shows.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Hunter Mahan has been a captains pick like 3-4 times in his career already. Dude means to just make a team on his own merits.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Fring’s empire ties to Madrigal which ties to Walt.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
no shit…unreal.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Yeah, I don’t see them as a threat to Walter, as much as to Lydia, at which point she could finger Walter.
At the end of the series:
1) Walter: in the meth biz still, in jail, free/retired, dead?
2) Hank: dead or alive?
3) Skylar: dead or very dead?
4) Over or under: 0.5 more dead children
I’m going to randomly guess: jail, alive, rich, over.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Plus he seemed terrified to open the body bag on the porch.
I think there is a reason why the money was presented the way it was to Jesse.
September 4th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
5) Mike: dead or alive?
I’m going with alive. I don’t know how, but there’s no way they just “forgot” to show the face, unless I missed something.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
mike is dead…cmon now.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
He was gut shot. He’s dead.
They didn’t show his face in the trunk because that means they have to pay him for the episode, pay for a bunch of makeup, and as we’ve already discussed, they’re barely even allowed to make the show at this point because of AMC’s finances.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Maybe they killed Lydia instead? I just don’t think Mike is dead.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
There’s no reason for me to think that he’s alive, other than that I’m stubborn and have been burned by too many twists. I’m going with Mike alive, Lydia dead.
/final answer
September 4th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
how could you possibly think this?
September 4th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
he met lydia later in the episode and didnt kill her then…are we watching different shows?
September 4th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Mike’s corpse was in a car that got crushed by Carl from “Billy Madison.” He’s dead.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
You have done run yourself retarded.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Bro.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
lydia even said “you protected me from mike” when hinting that walt would and should consider her another loose end.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Walt wanted to get Lydia at their meeting with the Ricin, but she didn’t give him the opportunity. She’s very much alive and the reason his business is booming all the way in the Czech Rep. now.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I’m liking Sons of Anarchy quite a bit
Excellent writing. Thought it would be stupid and it is just great tv
September 4th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Quite possibly. Yeah Lydia isn’t dead yet, I forgot.
Still not sure on Mike though.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Unless the show is just trying to prey on idiots like me who will read too much into the lack of dead Mike’s face.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
comments 203 and 204, for the win. Geez WWoS, get your shit together!
September 4th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
There are people who are still insistent that Ned Stark is alive, too.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
she gave him the opportunity…she just gave a counteroffer that piqued walt’s interest enough to prolong it.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Whose body was in the trunk of that car when Jesse walked up then?
September 4th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Good question considering you just said Mike’s body was in a different car.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Dude, just because he doesn’t have a head…
It’s still good, it’s just a little airborne
September 4th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Dunno. Y’all better hope I’m just an idiot though, because if I’m right, I’ll be fucking insufferable.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
honestly, i hope you’re right…mike was my favorite character on the show.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Mike, rest his soul, was given an acid bath (wonder if they go to the same Home Depot every time they need a body barrel and if there’s one cashier who thinks it strange)
September 4th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I agree that he liked the counteroffer too much to kill her.
Disagree that he had a chance to kill her, short of just shooting her in the middle of the restaurant. (Let me just slip this poison in your coffee right in front of you without you noticing.) Lydia is a paranoid biatch (for good reason), and I could totally see her causing Walt’s demise next season.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I know most probably don’t watch it, but can someone explain why the Irish went after the Kraut butcher after being released? I mean, I understand he would’ve tried to kill them if Bohannon hadn’t have been the coolest badass telling him to leave town. Seemed unnecessary.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
dude, he could’ve just took advantage of how paranoid she was, got her to look behind her at a phantom tail and boom.
it’d be way easier than some of the other shit he’s pulled. WAY easier.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Todd alluded to a car being crushed into a tiny fragment, so I just assumed that is the one they were talking about. Don’t remember seeing them give Mike the acid treatment, either.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Dunno. Y’all better hope I’m just an idiot though, because if I’m right, I’ll be fucking insufferable.
He’s dead, WWoS. Let go.
Lydia is a paranoid biatch (for good reason), and I could totally see her causing Walt’s demise next season.
I know everyone wants a big shoot-out to end the series, but I bet Walt just plain old dies of cancer in a hospice. The ultimate indignity to him.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Walt took an acid bath. And if you aren’t following the “crushed car” story like the other 99.999999% of us, it goes like this:
Tod was told about the situation. Mike was placed in the trunk of Walts car. Walt drives to shop to commence acid bath while Todd takes Mikes wrecked-after-getting-shot car to the junk yard to get squashed, thus removing the evidence. Mike had two cars, and the other is still sitting at the airport. Todd takes cab from junk yard back to office to help with acid bath.
Is it really that hard, people?????
September 4th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I don’t think she put that cup of coffee down once during their entire meeting.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Thank you.
Lydia’s coffee shop routine is going to be her downfall. Walt is going to put the ricin in one of her Stevia packets.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
she didn’t have to…she jsut had to look away.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Much more plausible than the “Hey look at that!” plan proposed by Spencer.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Mikes dead body was in heisenburgs trunk about to get the barrel treatment and his car was the one Todd took to be crushed, hence the reason why he had to take a can back to meth hq
September 4th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Walt rolled out the barrel and Gilligan blew it by not playing “Roll Out the Barrel” to match the upbeat music selection during the prison massacre
September 4th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
HE POISONED A CHILD TO MANIPULATE JESSE TO KILL GUS FRING’S ASSISTANT FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!! how is that less plausible than getting her distracted so he can pour a little powder into her tea? plausibility aint the show’s bedrock, bro.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Peerless – did the Irish guys know what Bohannon had told the butcher? If not, I’m sure they knew the butcher would kill them at the first opportunity. I don’t remember Bohannon telling them anything.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
It’s a lot easier to dupe a child into consuming some poison. Don’t get all pissy I didn’t agree with your plan. Lydia is smarter than you give her credit for. That’s why she is still alive, bro.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Peerless – did the Irish guys know what Bohannon had told the butcher? If not, I’m sure they knew the butcher would kill them at the first opportunity. I don’t remember Bohannon telling them anything.
No way he did, right? They had anger eyes. Sort of confusing to me.
September 4th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
i couldnt care less that you don’t agree with my plan…it was a offhand suggestion that would make sense considering walt had it within reach. and considering the prison murders, i don’t think lydia being “smart” would’ve protected her from something she didn’t see coming.
and she’s alive because she’s exercised the leverage that she does have being the linchpin for logistics, not that she’s smart enough to avoid getting caught…seeing as mike’s had her twice.
i mean, shit dude…HEY LOOK AT THAT is actually somewhat believable. a lot moreso than a giant magnet truck or train robbery or pretty much everything else walt’s done so far. didnt deserve disdain, esp considering you’re having trouble keeping your facts straight.
September 4th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Walt always makes very intricate plans. The plausibility I referred to was in reference to that, not real life plausibility. I just think that plan is not “smart” enough for Walt, but could see him trying to sneak a tainted sugar pack into the dispenser before one of their meetings.
September 4th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Note to future authors: Don’t type eleven frigging pages and expect anyone to read it.