Roundup: Erin Andrews Likes Gisele, Louisville Claims Extra Titles, Soccer Player Picks Up Fans Bar Tab
Maria Fowler is an English glamour model … faking connections and jobs through photoshop … richest drummers in the world … 10 best states to be young in … Katie Couric feels bad for Ann Curry … “my blog gave me ADD” … “taco genius” near the University of Texas … Samsung phones Apple wants banned … how to fix the economy … mother gives 4yo son shots of beer at a bar … woman tracks down pickpocket … aww, man, check out this mischievous goat … women have a happiness gene … the man who shot The Doors … young people are un or under employed … earthquakes continue in California …
Whitecaps’ captain Jay DeMerit ran into 25 fans at the bar after a loss, hung out and then paid the tab. [The Province]
Courtney Stodden turned 18 and got a bunch of offers to do porn because *dry heaves* [E!]
Which young quarterbacks will be stars and which ones will stink? Who knows!? [NFL]
Guerdwich Montimere claims a Haitian drug dealer wants to kill him. [USA Today High School]
Cheerleading coach / math teacher convinces two cheerleaders to play strip poker. Now he’s a sex offender. [Chicago Tribune]
Joe Paterno’s FBI file makes no mention of that Sandusky guy. [Washington Times]
Louisville has claimed two extra basketball titles. [Kentucky Sports Radio]
Erin Andrews has a crush on Gisele. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Here’s the pilot for The Mindy Project. It wasn’t bad which means it will be canceled by October. [Hulu]
Stephon Marbury has some pictures from China for you to look at. [GQ]
The 15 most cringe-inducing scenes from The Newsroom. This link somehow does not include the Sex & the City scene. [Warming Glow]
The story of David Ball, the Vermonter who broke Jerry Rice’s collegiate touchdown record. [Burlington Free Press]
Rashad Evans slammed Jon Jones over UFC 151. [Bloody Elbow]
A documentary about concussions in sports.
Cool, epic water slide viral video ad bro. [Via Hot Clicks]
Insane Clown Posse reviews Call Me Maybe.
At least one channel deemed this Hardee’s ad with Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski as “too hot.”
- Matt Harvey, the New York Mets’ Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
- The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake
- Teddy Bridgewater Declined Heisman Promotion, But Louisville May Need That Attention
- Champions League: Borussia Dortmund’s Chance to Turn from Hipster Darlings to European Champions
- A.P. on Matt Harvey, the New York Mets' Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
- Shining Base Path on The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- Shining Base Path on The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
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- Shining Base Path on Matt Harvey, the New York Mets' Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
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August 30th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
okay, I can dig it
/don’t give a shit
August 30th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
So how long until Sally Kohn gets fired?
August 30th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Get in line, buddy.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
They should do a follow up video with those kids playing in the drainage ditch going to the hospital with ghonorrhea symptoms
August 30th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Sounds like a fine woman.
/Archie Whitman
August 30th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
indeed she is.
i will put england on my countries to move to if romney/ryan are elected.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Paterno link is broken. It goes to the “Gen Y is underpaid” story.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Nice roundup, CRM.
1. Neil Peart is the greatest rock drummer of all time. Truth’d
2. Buttermilk the goat is an asshole. And has been around forever.
3. Gisele should be the one having a crush on EA.
4. Those Vooray video’s are the worst. Why would you play in a drainage ditch?
August 30th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
gun to my head…i think id take bill bruford by a hair.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Not fucking today.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
well maybe if you were fucking today, you’d be happier!
August 30th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Guerdwich Montimere
Someone to root for.
/whoops
Haitian drug dealer
Someone to root for
/fixed
August 30th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Hardees is the fucking worst. The only thing they get right is their commercials.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Not fucking today.
That could have something to do with it.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Dammit Spence
August 30th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I saw no mention of the effects of “Aunt Flo” in that article.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Bruford is a champ in his own right, but Peart edges him and a few others for me.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
#savesallykohn
I enjoyed that article, to be honest.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Yeah, if your requirements are to have a manual labor job requiring no education, be poor, and to be as far away from anything fun and interesting as possible.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Guerdwich Montimere sounds like a delicious french sandwich.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
fuckingchrist people, relax. its not like she gave him the whole fucking can.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I heard Paul Ryan was going to blame President Obama for the slow response to Katrina while he was at it.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Well obviously someone hacked her login info and wrote that scathing article, because someone at Fox news would NEVER critique a Republican!?!?!? ZOMG!?
/narrative
August 30th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Ronnie Vannucci is my favorite drummer among top bands today. Levon Helm is probably my favorite drummer of all time. Mullen is fantastic and I have to say Grohl my be the best rock drummer out there but since he doesn’t play that much maybe he’s DQ’d now.
Suprised to see Mick Fleetwood pissed away so much $$$.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
who else you got on that list?
im struggling to think of a lot of great rock drummers…jazz is easy tho. and, regardless, nobody’s touching bernard purdie.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
women have a happiness gene …
/veal
August 30th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
agreed…thought it was preposterous he was on that list.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
I’m intrigued…
August 30th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
I disagree with it being dazzling, seemed like a bit of a bland speaker…and I liked things better when disturbing Republican candidates weren’t boasting about being from my state
August 30th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Did anyone else see Tom Brady in warm ups last night spike the ball and then run away scared that it would hit him in the head? LOL, that was good shit.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Alberta?
Standing ovation. Absolutely lays it out, it’s stagnant wages which leads to credit as worker cannot afford the cost of their own lives. Credit defaults, no one can get a loan and still huge percentage cannot afford their own lives.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
No one has more versatility than Rick Allen.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
For a live show, Chris Guanlao of Silversun Pickups was fantastic. I just got my tix for their OCT show at the CLE HOB.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
“lifes short Junior Dale Junior, drink it up…..now hold mommas cigarettes while she goes to find you a new Daddy”
August 30th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Forget the strip poker thing, just the words “Cheerleading coach” and “he” told me he was either a sex offender or gay or both.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
No one has more versatility than Rick Allen.
Master of the pity sex from groupies.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Silversun Pickups
Still mad at myself for leaving halfway through their set at Cannery. We were just exhausted, had school next day. I know, I’m a vag
August 30th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Danny Carey doesn’t get enough cred for his amazing chops.
Straight out of high school kids go work in the oil fields making $80+. Nuts.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Sorry but got late to the party yesterday and missed the Breaking Bad talk. Love hearing other people’s perspective on shows as some people are really good at picking up on things that I don’t.
Anyhow, my opinion on Hank figuring out who Walt is. I think it will have to be something that is a 100% no doubter, not something that he pieces together. Because of the dynamic between the two, it will be almost impossible for Hank to believe that Walt is capable of what he has done. Walt is just his little bitch of a brother-in-law that he kind of likes but doesn’t particularly respect.
I’m kind of curious to see Hank’s reaction to himself after having the biggest drug guy right under his nose this entire time. I mean, Hank is as badass of an agent as there is, and one that is great at putting things together.
I have heard people think that Hank will let Walt walk but I just don’t see that. It would completely go against everything that Hank believes in. I would find it more likely that he blew Walt’s head off although I don’t think either happens. Most likely Walt gets the jump on Hank and kills him.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
gun to my head…i think id take bill bruford by a hair.
reed mullins for this guy.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Danny Carey doesn’t get enough cred for his amazing chops.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUcdMva9RnQ
August 30th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Bubba & DJ in a game today, another is Tiger, Snedeker & Watney
August 30th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
If you are in Lisk’s experimental college football thing, check your email. The draft is on. Reply to All so everyone knows which team you picked. Instructions are in his email.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
the Alabama of college basketball?
August 30th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
I like how Dave Grohl is considered a drummer by that Top 30 list even though he’s a front man who plays lead guitar. He was awesome with Nirvana, and that he recorded every instrument then layered it for the first Foo Fighters album tells how talented that guy is. Because that album fucking rocks.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
But there is no rent control, crime is super high and the cost of everything exploded.
/seriously no rent control
August 30th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Flying Elbow – go check out http://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad
plenty of opinions and whatnot over there. pretty engaging community, with all sorts of post-episode “spoilers” that talk about things that people picked up on.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
mother gives 4yo son shots of beer at a bar …
My dad tells this story about me when I was about 5: He’s drinking Schlitz, watching college football on a Saturday afternoon. His mug holds 10 oz. and the cans hold 12 oz. So I get 2 oz of every beer he pops. By the 4th quarter I’m staggering down the hallway to my room. He was so proud.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Gene Hoglan isn’t on that list, but that dude is called The Atomic Clock for a reason. He’s incredible, and that double bass is fucking brutal. He drummed on the album “Mechanize” by Fear Factory and it’s just mind-blowing.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
awesome.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
The Colour and the Shape was 3x the first Foo album.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Thanks, I will check that out.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Jesus inspired Pirate Bay.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Great album, but I disagree. That first album has so much of its own style – it’s like a different version of the Foo Fighters.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Guerdwich Montimere claims a Haitian drug dealer wants to kill him.
I was serving drinks to the guy whose daughter he banged the day the story broke. You could see him slowly putting it together in his head. Funny and sad.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
i am sure people here have heard of corrosion of conformity, that’s where i get the reed mullin pick. that guy just blows me away with his precision and left turn tempo changes.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
e was awesome with Nirvana, and that he recorded every instrument then layered it for the first Foo Fighters album tells how talented that guy is.
Them Crooked Vultures. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rwhU2lBXns
August 30th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
If only we had some sort of organization that could refute these basic inaccuracies, maybe an organization with a TV station and a website, maybe even one with experience in “reporting” the “news” that would be able to just flat out tell viewers, “hey, these are lies”, rather than just showing clips and repeating the claims in headlines.
if only, we had one of these “news organizations” who could do these things and tell the American people they are being lied to.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Nothing about hot chicks eating gross fatty food makes me want to eat at hardy’s.
I would eat at Sara Underwoods place daily though.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
heard Paul Ryan was going to blame President Obama for the slow response to Katrina while he was at it.
wow, stunningly original.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Done. Quack Quack Quack!
August 30th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
i am sure people here have heard of corrosion of conformity,
I saw them open up for Monster Magnet back in 95 or 96.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Spencer – in no particular order, and for classic rock drummers, I really like Carl Palmer, Ginger Baker, John Bonham, and Keith Moon. That may be cheating, but those guys were just so much better than the rest. One of my current favorites is Stanton Moore from Galactic.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Thank you for ruining any chance I had of getting work done this morning. YouTube from here on out…
August 30th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Sorry but got late to the party yesterday and missed the Breaking Bad talk.
Yeah but how bout that Newsroom finale!!!
//wanking motion
August 30th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
That is what I think will happen. Of course after next week’s episode, we will have to wait until next summer to find out what happens.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
if i’ve learned anything, very little about where the show is going long term can be correctly guessed by fans.
i do know i’ll be disappointed if Hank is killed off by Walt.
Even if Walt gets caught, he will still get the recognition of what he’s done, which drives him just as much as making the fat stacks.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Geaux Tigers
/The Great Rotisserie Chickball Experiment 2012
August 30th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Flynn will kill them all.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
http://www.politifact.com/
August 30th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
also, if hank kills walt, i don’t think he’s able to make it to NH and assume a new identity. killing an ASAC in DEA is essentially closing the book on your life, no way Skylar doesn’t roll on Walt if she finds out Hank’s been killed.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Flynn will kill them all.
While eating a bowl of cereal at the same time
August 30th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Spencer -
Carey was born in Lawrence and grew up a hour south of here. Oh, and also, there is this….
Carey has laid claim to various drumming techniques that use sacred geometric figures such as the unicursal hexagram. The final product is very recognizable, fluent drumming, although to him it is much more: the official Tool website claims that Danny uses drumming as a ritual similar to occult rituals,[2] with purposes varying from spiritual exploration to “a gateway [which] summoned a daemon he has contained…that has been delivering short parables similar to passages within The Book of Lies”. Another geometric reference from the website was the inclusion of Nothing in This Book Is True… by Bob Frissell[3] on the band’s recommended reading list, a book that deals with sacred geometry and the evolution of human consciousness
August 30th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
with a Bangarang by Skrillex playing in the backgroung
Flynn is the one who awkwardly knocks with his crutches.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
woman tracks down pickpocket
”
Damn. Also, the site published a photo the lady took of their from her smart phone. Hilarious.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Bro, bro.
He’s not in New Hampshire. He has a fake New Hampshire identity. It’s the same gun dealer he dealt with before, he’s still in New Mexico, which is why the Denny’s broad talks about how far away NH is.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
TechCrunch, and the connected commenters, absolutely destroyed this chick. Watching her Twitter for the obligatory “you don’t know my side, yet!”.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I think Jesse has to be part of the equation somewhere.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
+1000
August 30th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Tool is fucking awesome. There’s really no other way to say it.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
When it’s all said and done Todd will be the meth king of the American southwest
August 30th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Tool is fucking awesome but as soon as Yoko Ono dies Maynard is taking top spot on the “oh go fuck yourself and stop thinking you’re a deity” list of musicians. Also he should be in prison for the APC cover album.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
We talkin’ Live Free or Die up in this joint?
/pumps shotty
August 30th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
i don’t know about that. same gun dealer, but if he’s changed his appearance, for someone who is deadset on people knowing who he is (Say my name) I think he contacted the “eraser” guy Saul knows and got out of town to save his own ass.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Foo Fighters > Your favorite band
/high fives NDub
The “Say My Name” line from Sunday was fantastic.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Everyone else does.
“Guarantee me this doesn’t get across the border.”
The fuck border is he talking about if it’s New Hampshire?
August 30th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Now that he knows (or is learning) the formula, he’s expendable. And he took all of those notes. He’s going to mess up and leave those somewhere he shouldn’t. I bet Walt dissolves him.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
there’s two people i hope make it out of this series alive. Hank and Jesse. Hank being the one uncorrupted character and Jesse being the one who has been twisted and taken advantage of by Walt the most, it would be good to see him walk away like he wants with the spoils.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Since when do women have genes that men don’t?
August 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
It’s crazy how many gullible idiots fall for this trick. No matter what type of reprehensible act you have committed, make sure to get on social media and post a cryptic “Truth shall set you free” message and BAM!, you’ll get at least 25% of people to immediately jump to your side.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I laughed. Then again, I laughed at a GIF of a blind kid playing football the other day. I’m going to hell and I’m comfortable with that.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Oh also the Denny’s is across the street from UNM.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
yeah, he’s in NM when the deal happens b/c he’s been to that denny’s before with Jesse, but I think he ran to NH with a new ID, courtesy of Saul’s “Eraser” when things go south.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Pretty sure there was an interview where Bryan Cranston asked Vince Gilligan more questions than usual about Walt’s character arc for season 5. I don’t want to give away his answers, but I am fairly certain Vince answered one question that Walt was in fact coming back to town (ABQ)
August 30th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Clint Dempsey killed a guy.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Skip bayless’s clutch gene thinks the happiness gene is bunk
August 30th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Tool is fucking awesome. There’s really no other way to say it.
absolutely. listening to them in the gym yesterday. top 3 tool songs- bottom, Eulogy, 46 and 2
August 30th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Oh my bad, man I was really confused for a second there.
The eraser coming in to play definitely makes sense, but maybe he just got the car and ID without actually having to go there.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
The titty gene?
Never mind, you’re right…forgot about Mickelson.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
I can’t see Jesse making it out alive. My guess is that something happens to Jesse very soon that prompts Walt to truly go off the deep end. However, I’d gladly trade Jesse’s life for Skyler’s in this equation.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Is you takin’ notes about a criminal fucking conspiracy?
August 30th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I don’t like Tool.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
From the paper (not from the link, which is also misleading)…
Both men and women have the gene, and both men and women can have the variant which promotes higher monoamine levels, however those higher levels are only predictive of happiness in women. So I’d guess MAOI antidepressants are more effective in women, but that’s about it.
/science
August 30th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
how to fix the economy
Standing ovation. Absolutely lays it out, it’s stagnant wages which leads to credit as worker cannot afford the cost of their own lives. Credit defaults, no one can get a loan and still huge percentage cannot afford their own lives.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. That whole bit about Henry Ford was a great opener.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Friend called me and invited me the Indians-A’s game last night. I accepted and the seats were 12 rows behind home plate just off the 1B side. Haven’t sat that low behind the plate since Muni Stadium perhaps. Really nice way to see a game.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
You forgot one word to start that sentence, but it’s ok you left it off. Only Stringer can say that word.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Talk about having someone call your bluff. That guy is shit out of luck. And of course, he followed the same “you don’t know MY side!!!!!!” routine. I immediately assume you are guilty when you cry about not knowing your side of a story without actually, y’know, letting us know your side of story.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Hank can be gunned down for all I care. Fuck him and his minerals.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
You buried the lede! From her Momager…
“She is enjoying her birthday with her husband, loved ones and her adorable blue italian greyhound puppy Dourtney! She is having her momager handle all this business as usual.”
August 30th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Tool is a tool.
Also, I am not buying into the Scarface “everyone dies in this movie” foreshadowing (yet), but i think it would be fitting for Jesse to wind up as collateral damage from Walt. He could easily go down like one of the many innocent youths that have surrounded him throughout this series.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Let’s make a deal. Bring back the missing DA and they can make that courtney stodden girl disappear forever
/nods at Rex
August 30th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Worth reading for a couple of reasons….
-To find out that these two idiots have a dog named…wait for it…Dourteny.
-Look at the bottom to see the pictures of her before she became a total whore. I can’t wait to see what she looks like at 25.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Hank reminds me of every unlikeable person I knew growing up that grew up to become a cop.
August 30th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Too bad that Henry Ford bit would never, ever, ever be possible today. He could do the things he did because:
a. very little competition
b. no autoworkers union
c. no foreign competition
d. fewer options among consumers
e. fewer places to work and things to do for employees
August 30th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Is sitting in the last row of people really all that impressive?
August 30th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Damn it.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Hank reminds me of every unlikeable person I knew growing up that grew up to become a cop
He was awful in first season or two, but since then they’ve given him a good side that I like. Even being arrogant and with power he has heart and does care about Walt even if he really doesn’t want to.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
it’s a pretty basic concept and observation that’s been talked about for years, how the stagnant middle class wages have been causing issues. The recession set it back even further since the “Job creators” laid off so many employees and productivity increased from those who remained. no need to increase salary to keep up with the increased workload since the employees weren’t going to leave for another job.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Gomie, Skylar, Marie, Flynn, all need to die and die painfully.
Jesse is the only character I’m interested in seeing survive at this point.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
If Matt Laporta is even on the 40-man today, Antonetti should be fired. He was so bad Acta pulled him mid-game for Casey Kotchman.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
he was annoying until he got shot up and almost killed. then humbled and proven right with Fring. He’s good people now, even if he was that asshole in high school.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
A.P., I already tried to make a swap for Skip Bayless. They reneged.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I could see Hank having a heart attack or stroke for some reason that puts him in the ground. I just remember all those scenes in the early years where he seemed to be heading that way in the elevator. But I guess that could have just been panic attacks or something.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I hope everyone dies except for Saul, Bill Burr’s character, Todd, Skinny Pete and Badger. Then they all go into business together and have family dinners!
August 30th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I like Hank. I’d be crushed if Jesse was killed.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Didn’t Gus or Mike have a guy on the inside at the DEA last season? We never found out who that was, right? Am I making this shit up?
August 30th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
You think they should release him? What a fall from grace for the centerpiece of the CC trade. Wow.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Yeah Saul and Bill Burr and the fat bodyguard need to survive too for their spinoff.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Flynn
Refuse to even read this name. It’s stupid and a stupid name
August 30th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
All the more reason he needs to go. He’s the one character in this show that wants redemption….wants to finally improve himself and do the right thing. His death would be an amazing twist in the show. And, in this show, when you die, that’s it.
/Fuck you, True Blood.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Boarding a plane this evening for Vegas.
Fantasy football auction tomorrow.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
/Seattle
August 30th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Obviously…
August 30th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I like Hank the DEA Agent, but outside that role I don’t find him very likeable.
I would find it hard to believe they’d kill Jesse at this point although I could see him taking a bullet for Walt or vice versa.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
A. Competition in service economy should leads to higher wages
B. Corrupt Unions and Union busting are part of the reason wages are low
C. This is true
D. Profits are at record highs, not many options in banks or big Tech
E. Everything is more complicated, modern work weeks never been longer
All of this is bullshit because you have record profits and stagnant wages.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I would find it hard to believe they’d kill Jesse at this point although I could see him taking a bullet for Walt
Would be an interesting dynamic, because EVERYONE would hate Walt after that
August 30th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
yeah, i’m sure that ended as soon as he was blown up. don’t think we’ll hear from that again.
i know Jesse was supposed to die at the end of season 1 if it went a full 13 episodes, but they kept him on b/c of the chemistry between Jesse and Walt and it’s turned into a great dynamic.
I think you need to see a path opposite of Walt to contrast how deep and far he’s gone until the very end.
Despite all the bad that Walt has done, the manipulation of Jesse throughout the series is far worse than the murders he has committed.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
that’s fucking awesome dude…really appreciate you sending that along. i love reading about a metaphysical approach to music, and hadn’t heard that before. thanks again braj.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
You think they should release him? What a fall from grace for the centerpiece of the CC trade. Wow.
Yes. They could just keep his body on the 40-man until they need to make a move. He cant hit MLB pitching consistently, doesn’t understand situational baseball and is pedestrian at best in the field. I think this is the play. 1st and 3rd. 1 out. Sharp shot to Laporta at 1b. Doesn’t even look at guy on 3rd who scores. (It’s the Norris play if I linked wrong).
Gotta know when to cut the cord and he’s just killing us. There is no more amount of waiting for him. Too bad. He seemed like a beast but time has proven otherwise.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
So this were failed post-structuralist, failed post-modernist essay writers end up. Interesting.
/Not interesting
//Could change all the nouns and would make as much sense
August 30th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Tiffany has laid claim to various fucking techniques that use sacred geometric figures such as the unicursal hexagram. The final product is very recognizable, tantric fucking, although to her it is much more: the official Tiffany website claims that Tiffany uses fucking as a ritual similar to occult rituals,[2] with purposes varying from spiritual exploration to “a gateway [which] summoned an eroticism she has contained…that has been developing exotic positions similar to passages within The Kama Sutra”. Another geometric reference from the website was the inclusion of Fuck Me Deep In My Ass… by Bob Frissell[3] on Tiffany’s recommended reading list, a book that deals with sacred geometry and the evolution of human sexuality.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Bummer, Scripty. I knew he was struggling, but always wondered if he was rushed a little. I looked, and he did get 400 ABs at AA, and 400 at AAA, but he didn’t have much time at lower levels coming out of college. Just not enough of a track record to get good reports on him before the trade.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
my thought; jesse and skylar try to team up and take walt down, walt finds out and kills them both
August 30th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
This.
I didn’t like Hank at all in the first season, but he became more likable and they showed how really good of an agent he is. I think the bosses might fire him for keeping on the Fring case, after that he discovers the truth about Walt.
Meth Damon (Todd) and his notes, just like Gale had his “Lab notes” that Hank got a hold of.
Marie might steal the baby, she is a klepto after all.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Todd leaves them in one of the houses they use to cook?
August 30th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Skinny Pete goes off and just wipes out everybody. Fade to black, end of series.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Not Gomie. Gomie is cool. His grin when they walked in on Mike’s lawyer last episode was killer.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
lol @ “meth damon”
August 30th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
I believe Jesse has finally wised up to Walt, which led to him walking out without his money last week.
August 30th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Then fade back in, Badger is monkeying with an ATM, the machine falls on him and crushes his head. Fade to black again.
/ Comic twist
August 30th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Also, based on the exchange of stares between Jesse and Skyler at the car wash, something’s gonna happen linking the two of them.
August 30th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
What makes no sense is that Jesse was Hank’s only connection tot he Blue meth, but he’s seemingly forgotten about that after Fring’s death. The loose end is the Jesse to Fring connection.