Comments on: Russian Women’s Volleyball Coach May Have Committed Suicide Because of Olympic Failure

By: ToBeFrank

ToBeFrank — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 20:14:00 +0000

Meanwhile, ESPN is penning another puff piece on Urban and how he values family and morals, ignoring his track record of recruiting criminals.

Everyone is aware, I’m sure, that the ‘heart problem’ that Urban had was that his wife threatened to rip his still beating heart out if he didn’t stop plowing co-eds. The second time it happened she forced him to retire.

Good news, though, for Buckeye fans. I’ve seen your co-eds… Urban should have a long, fruitful stay in Columbus.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:30:57 +0000

Not to kick up a hornet’s nest, but what’s the difference between commenters making jokes related to someone dying and what TBL did during the javelin post?

That’s a fair point, and you’re not wrong.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:13:44 +0000

Not to kick up a hornet’s nest, but what’s the difference between commenters making jokes related to someone dying and what TBL did during the javelin post? Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying all these jokes, but it seems like there’s a double standard.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:39:14 +0000

/slow claps for Queefer and soused

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:30:26 +0000

Horatiovich, coach die before bribe we take.

•_•) Sergey bribe from grave
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) widow yield 7000 Ebay ruble.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:24:50 +0000

No wonder he killed himself. After that loss he could barely look at himself in the

/sunglasses

Mir

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:24:02 +0000

So much wrong and right are intertwining into something..well something in here. Well done

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:21:51 +0000

/now I want vodka

Sounds like this party is about to

/sunglasses

Popov

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:20:52 +0000

I’m trying to work a Yuri Gregarin one in there somehow in honor of Neil Armstrong’s passing but coming up empty

•_•) Coach will for life turn nyet
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) crash like Yuri Gregarin.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/now I want vodka

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:20:34 +0000

/yeeaaahhh

/yeeaahhhh

//fail by me

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:20:12 +0000

Horatio, this coach hung himself, but it’s strange, his hands were tied.

Looks like Pravda

/sunglasses

Is still controlling the noose

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:19:20 +0000

lots of “suicides” over there in mother russia.

I blame the Cagey Bees over there.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:18:43 +0000

Horatio, looks like the volleyball coach shot himself

Looks like Sergey

/sunglasses

Finally got the metal

By: GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground

GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:17:41 +0000

Looks like this Russki….

/sunglasses

….fuckin died

/YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:16:07 +0000

Not bad. On a scale of Flacco to Ten I give it a Matt Ryan.

+1 YPA

I’m trying to work a Yuri Gregarin one in there somehow in honor of Neil Armstrong’s passing but coming up empty.

By: illformula

illformula — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:15:28 +0000

lots of “suicides” over there in mother russia.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:14:58 +0000

Queefer, you get all the points.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:14:19 +0000

ironing curtains

Not bad. On a scale of Flacco to Ten I give it a Matt Ryan.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:13:50 +0000

•_•) Look like this Volleyball coach’s heart
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) has spiked it’s last.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

/need to cancel all afternoon appointments
//Why?
///I need to write dead Russian Olympic volleyball women’s coach jokes
////Again?

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:13:18 +0000

Don’t know why these women were out there playing sports anyway. Don’t they know they should be in the state-assigned apartments….

/sunglasses

ironing curtains

/YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!