/It’s really 1:09
//FAP
///Bedtime

…and a guy dressed as a duck mascot.

he wasn’t dressed as the ducks mascot, he was dressed as a duck, or was a guy in the ducks mascot suit.

That being said, he probably bangs all the cheerleaders.

Also, I know this guy, and he was none too thrilled with this result.

I can tell those fockers can be viscious. I had one hiss and run at me on a golf course, which by the way, they shit all over. If I was him, I would have gotten back in the kayak, grabbed a paddle and smacked the ever-liven shit out of it until it fell over and sank to the bottom.

/can dream, can’t I?

Different coloured bikini tops and bottoms in these days?

The two on the bottom swapped tops, or bottoms, as the case may be.

Would have liked to have been there when they did that.

Not a set of hips amongst them.

Still, all of them are better equipped in that aspect that Kate All-Tits Upton.

I might have accidentally killed one with a 5 iron to the neck once. Also, with my Jeep. Not saying it was, or wasn’t, the same goose, but let’s just say it, or they, were deserving.

funniest thing I have read today. bravo.

She is a shih tzu, so you would be correct. Hence why I would have been the one fighting the duck. That motherfucker is still out there shitting green turds all over the place if any of you tough guys want to go a pick a fight.

geese have to be the most obnoxious shitters in the animal kingdom. dog shit…yea, but people clean it up. goose shit is just radioactive.

I want to fight a goose at some point in my life.

I might have accidentally killed one with a 5 iron to the neck once. Also, with my Jeep. Not saying it was, or wasn’t, the same goose, but let’s just say it, or they, were deserving.

i think if i had to do it all over again and pick a college, oregon might be number 1.

Based on what I assume are your motivations, there are plenty of worthy choices. The ground rules:

– Big, public school
– South of the Mason-Dixon or Pac 10 Country, but not Washington
– Avoid the Bible Belt including all of Texas except for Austin

Any school you pull out of that hat should be fine.

She is a shih tzu, so you would be correct. Hence why I would have been the one fighting the duck. That motherfucker is still out there shitting green turds all over the place if any of you tough guys want to go a pick a fight.

texas is on the shortlist, i just never think of them because its so close. throw in georgia, cal, and bammer into the mix.

/will look great mounted on the wall

ive hit a goose with a thrown stick…does that count? i fucking HATE geese. fucking flying comforters.

Dad shot one, idiot came running right towards us, he grabs it and spun it around until the neck snapped.

/Team Goose Ribs

i think if i had to do it all over again and pick a college, oregon might be number 1.

got to go Arizona State here, sorry homes, but you ain’t banging no cheerleaders.

i fucking HATE geese

Worked on a grounds crew at a golf course during college summers, chasing those motherfuckers was a definite highlight of the gig…never ran over one sadly despite my best efforts

When they have their young in the spring is the time to pick a fight since the male will make a run at you…had one chase me in a cart halfway down #15 fairway once

I want to fight a goose at some point in my life.

My dog comes to the office with me. We are in a little tech park that has open space around and is dog friendly.

The geese love it around here. And my dog loves goose shit. Once a week she’s getting a bath in the basement of this building.

I would like to be your tag-team partner for this match.