Nah, B. It’s because if we were to speed walk, all the white people around us might think we just stole some white lady’s purse or shoplifted or some shit.

“All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes…Roseanna, Roseanna“…

racist

Mexican

/pours one out for Meksican, Mehqsiqun, Mehkqxikan and other alternative spellings

Come on man, you know why. We’re just lazy we don’t have jobs, why rush? We ain’t got nowhere to go

/stereotype’d

Nah, B. It’s because if we were to speed walk, all the white people around us might think we just stole some white lady’s purse or shoplifted or some shit.

There is a difference between outsourcing your own work to avoid boredom and focus on more profitable jobs than say moving a plant to China and having the soon to be jobless Americans train their replacements.

Yup. Two companies I was with (Accenture and NCR), I either designed or trained what would lead to the departure of thousands of jobs. Sucked balls and the reason I don’t work for anyone. I don’t take on large, corporate clients anymore for related reasons. They’re a black hole that sucks the life out of me.

Seriously though, why do black folks walk so slowly? Whether it’s the mall, the street or the grocery store most of the time they aren’t in any kind of hurry

Come on man, you know why. We’re just lazy we don’t have jobs, why rush? We ain’t got nowhere to go

/stereotype’d

White trash walks slower.

Why would I utilize my bill rate and billable hours on myself when I can farm out the tedium for a fraction of the cost?

This.

You don’t farm out high value, difference making work. You farm out the type of work that makes you (and your team) want to punch yourself in the face every morning.

I managed a team of guys in India (along with guys here in the States) and once the division of labor was set up between the two teams, it actually worked out quite nicely.

Why would I utilize my bill rate and billable hours on myself when I can farm out the tedium for a fraction of the cost?

There is a difference between outsourcing your own work to avoid boredom and focus on more profitable jobs than say moving a plant to China and having the soon to be jobless Americans train their replacements.

Rex hates ‘merica.
It sounds like you’ve found one situation when outsourcing works.

I’ve found where it works in many situations. I think it works great for the small to mid-size companies, but I don’t like outsourcing at the enterprise level. During my time at Andersen and Accenture, I led an infrastructure design project for an Indian outsource and data center (as Accenture moved to an outsourcing model), that would replace many of our own workers. You quickly learn the limitations and what, in a word, sucks.

As for hating America, nope. I would prefer to keep the work here, but the economics and scaling issues don’t make it sensible. Why would I utilize my bill rate and billable hours on myself when I can farm out the tedium for a fraction of the cost?

What kind of dog, soused?

Miniature American Eskimo.

Can I interest you in a movie in which Wilde plays a stripper?

KC…yes, yes you can!

In downtown Minneapolis, there’s always dudes (black and white) that are walking in a straight line with no rhyme or reason relative to anything around them. They’ll cross the street at a 10 degree angle, then look pissed off that you’re leaning on the horn telling them to GTFO of the way. So irritating

I drive through Philly every morning and my experience in similar with all manner of folks who walk through the city.

/pedestrians having right of way and all

White people listen to Shade45? I know it’s owned by Eminem, but…

Rude Jude plays for the white team. Plus I like dirty down south rap from time-to-time.