Chris Cooley Has Been Released By the Redskins
Today is a bit of a sad day for fans of the Washington Redskins. Tight end Chris Cooley, who has been a glowing fan favorite for years, has sadly been released by the team. While the parting of ways doesn’t come as a complete shock — he’s clearly past his prime — it doesn’t make it any less disappointing for ‘Skins fans.
Long before Twitter made it easy for athletes to engage with fans, the candid Cooley was already firmly entrenched in the blogging world, posting random crap and seemingly always making himself available for fans and media. Whatever he does next, the humorous tight end is likely to excel. Hopefully, at least in some capacity, it will involve laughing at Tony Romo’s choking habit. Or perhaps in an ironic twist, he’ll sign with the Cowboys. Let’s just pray it has nothing to do with fashion, drawing dongs, or reviewing playbooks in the nude.
Here’s Cooley at today’s press conference announcing his release:
“This organization has changed my life. I’ve loved every minute of playing here.”
Typically this would come off as cliche, but I’m positive that one came from the heart, especially since the guy was fighting back tears.
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August 28th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
He burned me a couple times in FF. So fuck him.
August 28th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
always was overrated as fuck…if he wasn’t a funny dude, nobody’d have known who he was.
August 28th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Never thought much of him.
“This organization has changed my life. I’ve loved every minute of playing here.”
He played for the Skins during some really dark times. I call BS on that quote.
August 28th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I second that
August 28th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Positions me perfectly to FF draft that lazy fat ass Fred Davis too high.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Hope for his sake his hot ass wife didn’t release him.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Never had a holding call in his entire career. Maybe overrated as a fantasy TE, but he was a solid player.
I will miss hearing the “COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEY” chants at FedEx after every pass he caught.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
As he left the building, Cooley tweeted one final dong pic to the owner and proclaimed, “My schlonger is longer than Snyder.”
August 28th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Maybe they were saying COO-urns?
August 28th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
.
For a moment, I thought you had said “Fred Lane,” and I was going to protest that he has a perfectly acceptable reason for being a lazy fat ass these days.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
He married a smoking hot cheerleader, so bully for him.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Hope for his sake his hot ass wife didn’t release him.
I hope for the sake of his finances that he doesn’t release into his hot wife before he has a steady income again.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Fred Lane needs to get a real head on his shoulders if he’s going to be an impact FF player this year.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
His wife seems very nice. Christy Oglevee
August 28th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Third degree burns over here, covering approximately 10% of my FF body.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
More proof the skins are racist.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Christy Cooley is hot
http://thefairpole.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cooley_clicks.jpg
August 28th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
(Sees next post)
I imagine it wields a butter knife when the topic called for a much sharper instrument.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
From here FB page, pretty good looking girl
August 28th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
I imagine it wields a butter knife when the topic called for a much sharper instrument.
I will never understand closed comment posts. Not getting my click.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
What closed comments post?
August 28th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
The Dave Brandon slurp fest.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Huh. I don’t see it. Maybe adblock got smarter.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
I don’t see it either.
/also Team Adblock
August 28th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
i wish i had an ad glock.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
It’s not for Glock, but it is a pretty cool gun ad.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Rich Rod … Rich Rod … Rich Rod …
August 28th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Wilson Combat >> Glock
August 28th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
that’s fucking awesome…love it. “papa said it wont hurt us!” “accidental discharge impossible*” “absolutely safe”…and then “REVOLVERS ARE NOT TOYS: THEY SHOOT STRAIGHT AND KILL.” guy who made that ad mustve been ADD as shit.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
And it’s only $6. I can’t afford to not have this gun.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
$6 for no accidental discharge? sign me up.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
You still talking about the gun or…..?
August 28th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
im making a 3 pumps and a squirt joke at my own expense, thankyouverymuch.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
3? Showoff.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Maybe they were saying COO-urns?
i was saying COO-urns.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
i owe it all to my morning exercise routine of bagels’n'kegels.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
You can fit it through a bagel hole?
August 28th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
he was running on fumes towards the end, he had a few nice seasons, though.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
i mean, bread ain’t exactly adamantium. shit…that asian chick said i couldn’t fit either, and i showed her.
August 28th, 2012 at 7:02 PM
great guy. solid player. skins will miss his leadership. Even without Cooley, Skins still sweep the JJ Rappin Cowboys, who have no true leader on the field or in the executive office.