Cierre Wood, who was named to the Maxwell Award watch list as he enters his senior year as a tailback, has been suspended for two games by head coach Brian Kelly for the dreaded team rules violation. Linebacker Justin Utupo, who would be a difficult topic in Wheel of Fortune, has also been suspended. Tim Ryan, our in-house Notre Dame fan, assures me that both of these gentlemen play football and are in fact relevant, even though they play for a team that has not won a national title since BBQ (before Brady Quinn).

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