Dallas Cowboys Issue “Dez Bryant Rules” that Include No Strip Clubs, Alcohol
Dez Bryant has agreed to strict team guidelines regarding his behavior that went into effect once the team returned home from training camp. Bryant has been a constant source of off-field drama since he entered the league, most recently with a domestic abuse incident with his mother. He’s linked to some agent drama with Drew Rosenhaus, has gotten into a fight this offseason, and has been sued on multiple occasions for failure to repay a debt.
Still, he’s a talented player and if the Cowboys want to return to the glory hole, they will need him to stay on the field. Among the rules for Bryant: no strip clubs, no alcohol, a curfew of midnight, and a team of three body guards that will work around the clock in shifts babysitting Bryant. Of course, that body guard thing doesn’t always work out. Pacman Jones once got into a fight with his team-appointed body guard when he was a member of the Cowboys.
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August 26th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
There ain’t no hole like a glory hole.
August 26th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
sad that a grown man needs his hand held in this manner.
August 26th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Seems like a good guy to root for…
August 26th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
This should work out fine.
August 26th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro
August 26th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Dallas Cowboys Issue “Dez Bryant Rules” that Include No Strip Clubs, Alcohol
These are nearly identical to the “Jason Lisk Rules” declared by Jason’s wife. The only thing different is that Lisk’s curfew is three hours earlier and he gets no bodyguards.
August 26th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
The only thing different is that Lisk’s curfew is three hours earlier and he gets no bodyguards.
That was pretty funny. Fucked up if it’s true, but funny nonetheless.
August 26th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Whiskey and Hors are a Jerry Jones traning camp tradition