The Pirates Scheduled a Charity Event the Morning After Taking a Red-Eye from San Diego
After getting swept by the Padres in San Diego and playing their 20th game in 20 days, the Pirates flew back to Pittsburgh seemingly with the notion of finally getting some rest. You know, like a normal franchise would do. Instead, on their off day that was not an off day, the team was forced to head over to something called the Pirates Charities Sporting Clays Invitational at the Seven Springs Resort, which is naturally owned by team chairman Bob Nutting.
According to the report, the Pirates went from the plane, after landing at 3:30 am, and were taken directly to an awaiting bus for what had to be a splendid 90-minute drive. Hilarious.
Taking a red-eye generally invokes a socially disengaged demeanor upon exiting the plane, so I can only imagine how miserable the players and coaches were after spotting the bus on the tarmac. If the goal of the Pirates organization is to avoid a memorable season and miss the wildcard, they handled this one flawlessly, as evidenced by this inviting quote:
“It’s a pennant race,” one player said. “Maybe everyone around here will realize that at some point.”
Yes, it’s a pennant race … for the first time in well over a decade, one that’s felt like 136 years. Some proper planning would have been the logical way to go, but it’s the Pittsburgh Pirates. You expect the worst and you get the worst.
[via Dejan Kovacevic, Trib Live]
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August 25th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
According to the report, the Pirates went from the plane, after landing at 3:30 am, and were taken directly to an awaiting bus for what had to be a splendid 90-minute drive. Hilarious.
Real gut buster.
/Farts
August 25th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Practically every MLB team has a big charity event (most do a big golf outing) each season. From June-AUG, when these are usually held, each team has has about 3-5 off days (not including the All-Star Break).
I’d say every team does these on days BEFORE a home game as frequently teams fly out on afternoons on these off days of opposite-coast trips. So the Pirates had a choice of 2-3 days to do this.
So your suggestion would be to either (A) fuck the charities over and cancel the event or (B) hold the outing on a game day? You didn’t really provide any alternative either.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Damn Neil Armstrong died.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
big charity event (most do a big golf outing)
Before the races here at Dover International Speedway, a lot of the drivers take part in a charity golf tournament at the Dupont Country Club. It’s funny seeing clips from it. Some are half decent, others it is highly entertaining to watch to see how awesomely horrible they are. Not that I’m any good myself, but I at least know how to swing a golf club.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Damn Neil Armstrong died.
I guess the steroid fight was just too much to take.
/Wrong time for a joke
//Offers apollogies
///Dammit, did it again
August 25th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Very simple, so simple it doesn’t need to stated: Hold the event on a day that does not follow 20 games in 20 days.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
They get to go shoot guns. Beats playing golf any day.
Still dumb to do this on the end of a 20/20 and a red eye. At least they get to shoot guns.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
At least they get to shoot guns.
Hopefully they’ll have crows as targets. That’d be even better.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Amazing what he did and everything in his career that led to Gemeni and Apollo programs. Had Apollo 8 &9 not been switched he wouldn’t have been the first man on the moon.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Clay shooting is fun as hell, though. First time I did it was at the hunter safety course when I was 11, and I fucking sucked at it. I’m pretty good now. It’s too expensive to make into a regular hobby, though.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Of the 12 men who walked on the moon, 8 still survive.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Hopefully they’ll have crows as targets. That’d be even better. Meth
Fucking crows.
It’s too expensive to make into a regular hobby, though. Meth
Yeah, that’s kind of where I am at with it. I wasn’t very good, but it was fun.
And to all those people when asked what event they think they could qualify for the Olympics and they picked shooting sports. No. Not in a million years could you qualify for an Olympic shooting event.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Of the 12 men who walked on the moon, 8 still survive.
Please reduce. 2/3.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
You’re aware that rainouts make choosing the off-days pretty difficult and that some of those off-days are reserved by MLB for make-ups? And that this is all pretty much decided before the season?
August 25th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Yes, between moon landers and WWII vets, we’re losing American heroes at an alarming rate.
August 25th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Not in a million years could you qualify for an Olympic shooting event.
Exactly. Anyone can shoot. Doesn’t mean you’re going to hit what you shot at, though.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Probably the toughest stretch of the season — 20 games in 20 days and finishing up on the west coast. Stupid planning. It’s ok to admit that.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
800-1000 WWII vets die a day. At one point in the late 80′s and early 90′s when they started moving on a memorial for them, it was almost 1,600 a day.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Players take a private charter jet back to Pittsburgh. Then, only 10 players went. Then, it was noted – those 10 players had the option TO NOT ATTEND THAT EVENT – went and shot guns. Then they lost the next day?
I could give less a fuck about Pittsburgh sports but explain how that is so fucking hard? If they are winning nobody hears shit about this.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
I think the world’s last WWI vet died last year or early this year.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I think the world’s last WWI vet died last year or early this year.
Yea I had heard about that. I couldn’t remember when it was that he died.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
He died in FEB. He was from England.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
In the spirit of Neil Armstrong…
August 25th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
In the spirit of Neil Armstrong…
Very true. Hell of a comparison.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
What’s up with this AdChoices shit in my text box? Anyone know? Work computer’s so good at blocking out everything else but yet I always get those massive ads on the sides of the screen and now this thing in the middle of the text box.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
That WWI vet thing got me looking at a some funny stories on these guys who were all claiming to be the last living CSA veteran.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Not going to lie, I have no clue what CSA is.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
I love that scene in Apollo 13 when Lovell is doing all that math on that sheet of paper so they can have proper coordinates for the controlled burn before they run out of power. And it all checks out. Feel so damned ashamed I didn’t try harded in school after seeing that.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Here you go Meth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_surviving_Confederate_veterans
August 25th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
What’s up with this AdChoices shit in my text box?
Yeah I have it. The worst.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
You’re a bit of a bitter man, scripty.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Feel so damned ashamed I didn’t try harded in school after seeing that.
I know I sometimes seem like the grammar Nazi but how ironic you spell a word wrong in a sentence stating your desire to have tried harder in school.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Looks like I need a visit from the bold font Nazi.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Hey scripty I just looked up that link you posted. That makes sense. When you first said something about people trying to claim to be the last surviving members of the CSA I typed it into google and “Community Supported Agriculture” came up. I knew that couldn’t be what you meant because I just can’t see anyone trying to stake claim to that.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
oh I saw that typo as soon as I clicked comment. That ad thing was right in the way.
August 25th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Yea I just realized mine is gone now. I’ve never seen that thing in there before until a few minutes ago when I asked about it. Didn’t know if it was just me.
August 25th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
I hope we get a human being back on the moon or on Mars before the last one of those astronauts dies. Somebody from that club ought to live to see this.
August 25th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
Somebody from that club ought to live to see this.
I agree, but don’t think it’s going to happen.
August 25th, 2012 at 7:22 PM
Fixed.
/moon landing was a hoax