/TEST HIM!!!!!

Spaceman not impress

http://www.sfgate.com/columns/slideshow/Bill-Lee-wins-professional-game-at-65-47955.php

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

/cub fan

/TEST HIM!!!!!

That stuffs pretty cool, but I don’t know if I could spend two hours there. I guess I must be addicted to talking about whose football team is worse (mine or smallie’s), beer, cassette tapes and fart jokes.

/TBLAD’d

Isn’t Maryland 410, or is there also a 310?

So you’ve met Mullet?

Oh, and racist, bible-touting, rednecks shouting “Roll Tide”. Been down here 4 years, and never get used to that.

I would if I could, but I have to be here. I don’t look up anything inappropriate really, depending on who you ask, because they block pretty much everything. It’s just the fact that we’re not supposed to be surfing the internet. When there is actually work coming in, it takes 100% priority. But I’m not going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs staring at a blank screen for the 6-7 out of my 8 hours here that I don’t have anything to do. To borrow two words from Sweett they can suck my ass.

I live in the ass-suck that is the south.

Nothing wrong with living in warm temperatures year round IMO

If you guys could see my internet history from throughout the day, you’d be amazed at the vast variety of random shit I look at.

I spent a good 2 hours here yesterday at work. Cool art gallery that only does pop culture pieces. I bought a couple last night.

It helped me pass a minute and a half at work

When I really have nothing to do, I just leave. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s easy to get away with because I technically don’t have anyone to report to. I also have the advantage of being 10 years in.

Smallie who do you sell your cars to? I don’t know if you told me before. Said to businesses, what do you mean?

I sell to any and all businesses who own vehicles for company use. A lot of construction, HVAC, plumbing companies, delivery companies, etc. Basically any company who needs to buy vehicles, i try to sell them.

If my boss could see my internet history I’d probably be fired.

/Prints work internet history
//Leaves on boss’ desk

It helped me pass a minute and a half at work. That counts for something.

To alleviate this, they started to run string from a bell which ran through the coffin and was tied to the person’s wrist before they were buried. They would then have someone sit in the grave yard overnight to listen for what would come to be known as “Dead ringers.” This is also where the term graveyard shift comes from.

Know I’m late to the party, but I heard that same tale when I was younger, only the one I heard was specific enough in that there was a writer walking through a cemetary when he heard a bell ring. When he went to check on it, the name on the tombstone “Dracula”, and the writer in the cemetary was Bram Stoker.

Complete bullshit, but when I heard at age 12 I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Never heard of him.