plus there’s some east coast bias to this morning’s news

Reductio ad absurdum brah.

Yeah, you’re doing it wrong. Go drink more, that should help.

WVU was not a good team last season; they needed a tremendous amount of luck down the stretch just to get into the Orange bowl.

WVU is just one of those programs that always seem to play down to the level of competition. They tend to look really good against high-level opponents, then fall on their face against Pitt or Miami, Ohio, or (last year) Syracuse.

Dozens of people are shot and or killed in Detroit and Chicago every weekend

There you go, ignoring New Orleans again.

/ Breesus’d

I’m really glad you are so level-headed. If you had to rely on rhetoric and exaggeration, I just don’t think it would be as much fun.

Reductio ad absurdum brah.

No. For the press coverage, this matters:
1. Large number of people shot in one instance
2. Black person shot by white person
3. White person shot by black person

White-on-white and black-on-black individual crimes are essentially ignored unless a celebrity is involved

This never would have happened if literally every single person was armed with two thermonuclear warheads.

/NRA’d

I’m really glad you are so level-headed. If you had to rely on rhetoric and exaggeration, I just don’t think it would be as much fun.

Somebody arrest that gun!

Hey, another shooting. This time right outside the Empire State Building.

This never would have happened if literally every single person was armed with two thermonuclear warheads.

/NRA’d

I see what you’re saying, and there isn’t much difference. I guess the difference is the amount of white people shot

/assuming

Meh, Clemson gave up 5 minutes into the game. Like most confederates they surrender quite easily.

/imagines clemson players with scurvy and festering wounds waving a white flag begging for a WVU doc to amputate their leg

THEY HUNG 70 ON CLEMSON.

Meh, Clemson gave up 5 minutes into the game. Like most confederates they surrender quite easily.

Exactly. In a terrible conference they needed a lot of luck to get to 9 wins. I mean freaking Syracuse blew them out.

THEY HUNG 70 ON CLEMSON.

fuck the team…DAT OFFENSE.

WVU was not a good team last season; they needed a tremendous amount of luck down the stretch just to get into the Orange bowl.

Exactly. In a terrible conference they needed a lot of luck to get to 9 wins. I mean freaking Syracuse blew them out.

I see what you’re saying, and there isn’t much difference. I guess the difference is the amount of people shot at once causes a sudden alarm to go off, like it’s totally different. It’s sad, but true reality.

/real sad, not pathetic donor sad

That all hinges on what happens in Texas and Oklahoma. Neither of which are in The South.

Hey, another shooting. This time right outside the Empire State Building.

Dozens of people are shot and or killed in Detroit and Chicago every weekend.