Comments on: Minnesota Vikings 2012 Season Preview

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:10:49 +0000

eh, they will fucking suck again, and I will waste $50 every Sunday going to the bar to watch them. again.

5-11

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:08:33 +0000

eh, they will fucking suck again, and I will waste $50 every Sunday going to the bar to watch them. again.

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:06:33 +0000

Serious question:
Anybody really worried about using the replacement refs for real games?

Absolutely yes. the 49ers play the Packers in week 1. If a ref that’s rattled by the home crowd blows the win we deserve I’ll track down Butters and draw & quarter him.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:04:13 +0000

obligatory

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 21:02:25 +0000

Serious question:

Anybody really worried about using the replacement refs for real games?

I haven’t seen anything too bad (not watched a lot), and probablt won’t get pissed until they cost me some money

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:58:25 +0000

That was my Vikings 2012 preview, btw. And that’s why I’m not a writer.

By: Ballz is The Stig

Ballz is The Stig — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:56:37 +0000

Last place, though. Right?

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:52:50 +0000

Some others randomly are accused of looking like Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts. (Not seeing it, but whatever). The Vikings season in 2012, in like fashion

Lisk. It’s not your fault.

It’s not your fault.

By: GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground

GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:50:31 +0000

The Vikings had beter bring back McNabb if they ever want to be relevant again

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:49:58 +0000

According to legend, famous Viking Ragnar Lodbrok, upon whom the mascot is based, was put to death by being thrown into a pit of Vipers

Vipers? Nah ...Much better.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:45:50 +0000

I would bet my Mike Schmidt rookie card that Ponder is waaaaayyyyy better this year.

Sorry, Clayton says he’s only the 26th best QB in the league, and Clayton’s a HOFer, so he’s gotta be infallible, right?

/ Wanks

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:43:39 +0000

Also, I would bet my Mike Schmidt rookie card that Ponder is waaaaayyyyy better this year.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:43:38 +0000

Lisk, killing it on the captions today.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:40:08 +0000

Mistral Raymond was a rookie last year, and looks to be improved in his second season.

Sort of. He was turn-your-head awful against the Niners but made some plays against the Bills. But if he's the starting safety I will give myself a Diamond Cutter down an elevator shaft.

Asher Allen is gone.

HOORAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bernard Berrian had lost several steps

And several brain cells.

Jerome Simpson, is suspended for the first four games.

He's only suspended three.

Kyle Rudolph is entering his second year, and looks to be a player at only age 23

Mark my words, Rudolph is going to be the primary red zone target and get a shitload of TDs this year.Good summary, Lisk