http://www.thelostogle.com/2012/08/23/jenni-carlson-is-back-from-maternity-leave-and-back-to-being-jenni-carlson/

/Vince Young’d

Fucking Oklahoma.

Suh, we cannot allow that to pass without response.
- The South

/ Removes riding glove, slaps Gfunk across face
// The duel is on, bitch

FUCK MITT ROMNEY. that man should be fucking executed.

I just a one-hour conference call with the CEO of my company. 2600 employees on the line. He spent the opening and closing 10 minutes warning everyone about the dangers of the fiscal cliff, tax increases to pay for social programs, economic uncertainty, inexperienced leadership in the white house, and the vilification of corporatations like ours.

Felt like I was at a campaign rally.

/I got nothin’

Wait, is this a quote from the article? The fuck does she think, athletes don’t travel out of state except when the schedule says so? How retarded can you be?

It is. (I assumed CRM was kind of FJM’ing the column)

That quote might be the single, most naive thing ever written by a sportswriter in the past 5 years.

Sell Harden and his people on the fact that he shouldn’t live in party city with a bunch of money. Convince them that he can visit places like L.A. and Miami in the offseason but that he needs to spend most of his time in a place like Oklahoma City.

Wait, is this a quote from the article? The fuck does she think, athletes don’t travel out of state except when the schedule says so? How retarded can you be?

I’d put the average number of vibrators owned per Jezebel poster at 4.82

/fixed

I went to Jezebel once off a link from Deadspin. Never again.

Yeah, but the dumpster fire that ensued when the Deadspin commenters posted on Jezebel was worth it.

Sell Harden and his people on the fact that he shouldn’t live in party city with a bunch of money. Convince them that he can visit places like L.A. and Miami in the offseason but that he needs to spend most of his time in a place like Oklahoma City.

Or, on the other hand, he can party all he wants in a bigger city and no one would bat an eye because it’s a big city and people have other shit to worry about.

/good thing Jenni isn’t an agent
//Oh, and going by “Jenni”? People will certainly take that seriously. *wanking motion*

Soused has a problem
It is called his job.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

/Wilde’d

Soused has a problem

It is called his job.

/Looks forward to my after work Gin and Tonic or three.

does that refer only to drink? because if so, im one as well but not pure evil like romney…

pussy.

/spits
//nothing comes out as i am too hungover to have saliva
///woke up Wednesday at 8, showered took the dog for a walk got dressed and promptly passed out until 12:30
////Called in sick
/////got even drunker

hey! a post on jezebel that a guy would enjoy!

I’d put the average number of cats owned per Jezebel poster at 4.82

Magic underwear having teetotaler economic super villian.

does that refer only to drink? because if so, im one as well but not pure evil like romney…

That would be the headline if it were on Jezebel.

hey! a post on jezebel that a guy would enjoy!

FUCK MITT ROMNEY.

Magic underwear having teetotaler economic super villian.