Julius Peppers Confirmed it Was His College Transcript That Ended up Online. Also, He Donated $250k to UNC
Last weekend, Julius Peppers released a statement – yes, that was my college transcript that appeared online, no, there’s no academic fraud near my transcript!
During my undergraduate years, I, like many other students was trying to find direction and adjust to being independent for the first time as a young adult. With this new freedom and unfamiliar environment, I will admit that, at times some of my priorities were not always aligned properly. Luckily, I had a great support system, including Dr. Carl Carey and the athletic academic department, who gave me much needed counsel.
I can assure everyone that there is no academic fraud as it relates to my college transcript. I took every course with qualified members of the UNC faculty and I earned every grade whether it was good or bad. I was never given unapproved assistance or preferential treatment in terms of my academic career because I was a student-athlete. I was also never deemed ineligible to compete on any of the football or basketball teams.
Well, that clears everything up. Not fishy at all that he took a batch of classes in the sketchy AFAM major to stay eligible in his final season, and miraculously, he passed just enough of the classes to be eligible by the NCAA’s standard. Even though the grades were later changed to reflect the fact that he didn’t pass them.
This week, Peppers donated $250k to a scholarship fund. [Charlotte Observer]
Previously: Check Out the Classes Julius Peppers Took in the Spring of 2001 to Be Eligible for Football in the Fall
Previously: Did the Agent for Julius Peppers Create a Website to Smear a Reporter Covering the UNC Academic Scandal?
Previously: UNC Screwed Up and Now Julius Peppers’s College Transcript is Online For Everyone to See

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August 22nd, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Even though the grades were later changed to reflect the fact that he didn’t pass them.
So a black guy couldn’t pass classes about other black guys? We need to consult our resident black guy. SROD! Your services. Needed. What is this?
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:18 PM
Why are you cheating for UNC football??
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:19 PM
i couldnt pass classes about white guys.
/didnt actually study for the history test
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
Why are you cheating for UNC football??
Got to be visible to the NFL scouts. Gotta be on the field.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:23 PM
/didnt actually study for the history test
I think there might have been a brother or two somewhere in one of those history books.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:31 PM
I think there might have been a brother or two somewhere in one of those history books.
Jesus was black.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:31 PM
+0.80
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:42 PM
i finally passed that stupid history class my junior year with a C-. It definitely was weird being the oldest person in the freshman history class.
Not as bad as the semester I got a C- in Chemistry and a D+ in Spanish (for some reason)..those were each 4 credit classes. killed my GPA forever.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:44 PM
I’m awake!
monster, my guess is this: ask Peppers about Eddie Murphy, he’s good to go.
Ask Peppers about Redd Foxx or Dolomite, he’s kinda sketchy.
Ask him about Bill “Bojangles” Robinson, he don’t know.
Ask him about W.E.B. DuBois, he’ll think that name was made up.
That help?
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:45 PM
To be fair the class was only worth 3/5 of a class.
/pre civil war’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:45 PM
“Who the hell is Booker T. Washington?”
“George Washington Carver? I call bullshit”
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:46 PM
Dolemite is my name, and fuckin up mother fuckers is my game!
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:48 PM
If your company’s job application is more than 4 pages, GTFO.
/filling out a 6 page application
//hand paralyzed
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:48 PM
AP what was your major? Wife is a history major and knows jack shit about history.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:49 PM
Au contraire…without DuBois, we don’t have peanut butter or the cotton gin.
/Julius Peppers
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:49 PM
To be fair the class was only worth 3/5 of a class.
/pre civil war’d
Somewhere Al Sharpton just blew a blood vessel.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Wife is a history major and knows jack shit about history.
That described 80% of my teachers, on any subject.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:51 PM
Smallie,
Communications but it was a required course for everyone.
/pisses on liberal arts colleges
//regrets everything
///Nats to skip Strasburg 2 or 3 starts
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Don’t forget doctors. They don’t know any more than most people can figure out on their own. They just went to school longer.
/doesn’t apply to surgeons. They actually know more than us.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:53 PM
If your company’s job application is more than 4 pages, GTFO.
Mine wasn’t more than 4 pages, but there were so many single and two page packets to sign and fill out when they offered you the job that you had to fill out before they actually gave you the job. I remember thinking “How serious are you guys actually taking this fucking place?”
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:54 PM
I went to a small liberal arts school and majored in international business.
/work in domestic business only
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:54 PM
I probably wouldn’t regret my liberal arts education if I had majored in something useful like business
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:56 PM
http://articles.springsmilitarylife.com/articles/lake-844-water-glassy.html
OT: this is the lake I walk around 3-4 mornings each week. Seeing the soldiers out there recreating is pretty cool.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:56 PM
They don’t know any more than most people can figure out on their own.
Web MD’d
Also, my teachers I’m sure weren’t dumb, but it seemed like most of them if they didn’t have the teacher’s version of the textbook which pretty much word for word told them what to say they’d be lost. Doesn’t take much to make kids copy fucking chapters out of books.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:56 PM
Uhmmm, yeah…no, you’re completely wrong on this one. It’s a running joke in my house that my girlfriend can neither make a standard diagnosis of any mundane ailment a dozen family and friends ask her for and she has the worst knife skills I’ve ever seen in a kitchen…but she’s currently in the OR doing a lung transplant.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:56 PM
Know what rhymes with cheater? Jeter.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:57 PM
I guess. Business is such a generic degree it doesn’t make as much of a difference unless your degree is from a pretty awesome college/university. My company doesn’t care what your degree is in unless you work in accounting, and we’re among the leaders in hiring new graduates in the country.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:57 PM
she has the worst knife skills I’ve ever seen in a kitchen
Can she fix her man a mean roast beef sandwich, though?
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:57 PM
MLBN reported earlier today Strasburg would be shut down after 2 or 3 starts.
Whole lotta gyration over this. Manoman.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:58 PM
Cleet-er?
/free cleet and butters
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:58 PM
My company doesn’t care what your degree is in unless you work in accounting, and we’re among the leaders in hiring new graduates in the country.
You said you’re a car salesman right?
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:59 PM
That’s my point. Normal people like us don’t know how to do that surgery.
August 22nd, 2012 at 7:59 PM
I must have picked the wrong girls because I’ve always been a better cook than anyone I’ve dated
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 PM
That’s my point. Normal people like us don’t know how to do that surgery.
But I think that’s his point. That neither can she.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 PM
I am.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:01 PM
I couldn’t perform surgery but I could sure kick ass on Jeopardy.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:02 PM
I dated girls before my wife that couldn’t cook. My wife kills it in the kitchen though. All kinds of good old fashioned home cooking. Pennsylvania Dutch recipes are fantastically amazing too.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
Used cars to be specific.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
I am.
You said your company is one of the biggest hirers (that red underline is telling me that’s not a word, fuck you red line). Do you work at a massive dealership or do you just mean that line of work?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
Pennsylvania Dutch recipes are fantastically amazing too.
Pennsylvania Dutch woman (amish) however, are anything but.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
go on…
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
SROD how long is the walk around that lake?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Zero former Yankees were enrolled in African American Studies.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
‘Bout 1.3 miles per lap. Rectangular shape. Probably 150m per end by 350m or so lengthwise. Water level & ox level are both down this year. We need rain bad.
Park is in city center, not fed by any substantial river or stream.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
She can make a mean microwaved soft shell tortilla with american cheese slices on it. She refers to it as a “quesadilla”. 18 years of post-high school education doesn’t leave much time to learn kitchen skills.
As for surgery, she’s one of the top up and coming surgeons, but surgery doesn’t translate to “medicine”. But, yeah, she’s ridiculously intelligent.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:08 PM
Veterinarians have to study way more than human docs
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
I would like to know which member of the UNC faculty wrote that statement for Peppers.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Can she find Steve McNair’s killer?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Fellas, I’m off for a bit. Be back soon.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:10 PM
That’s because animals are more worthwhile than stupid human fucks.
/sportsgal’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:10 PM
I was talking about my company, I work for Enterprise. We own and sell more cars than any company in the country, possibly the world. We sell the majority to other dealers, but also sell retail, and I specialize in business to business commercial fleet sales.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:10 PM
Water level & ox level are both down this year.
That’s killed a lot of fish around here.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:11 PM
Isn’t that statement a hanging offense in your neck of the woods?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:11 PM
Her to do list is now:
1. find missing DA
2. find McNair’s killer
3. learn how to properly slice a tomato
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:12 PM
She refers to it as a “quesadilla”
Napoleon Dynamited’d
18 years of post-high school education
Fuck. That.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
AP: Halushkie, Halupkies, Polish meatballs, Bleenies, Hot salad. All specific to this region.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
I work for Enterprise.
My Mom traded her car in at Enterprise on a car and got WAY more than what her car was worth. I thought it was because Enterprise wouldn’t scour it like a regular dealership would. Any truth to that?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Well played
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
How about Moms Mabley?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Ever heard of Mrs Ts Pierogies? Another PA dutch delicacy, made in my wife’s little hometown.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
Zero former Yankees were enrolled in African American Studies.
Dude’s been on an epic Yankee slaying adventure today.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
Or Pigmeat Markham?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
i need a minute alone
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
She’d be the first person to tell you that. Her favorite phrase is “I’ve made so many bad decisions.”. I assume she means the career choice. 10 months to go on her Fellowship and then she can finally get a job. lol
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Only if the manager is a moron. We’ve been partnered with KBB forever, so we’re supposed to go by KBB trade values exclusively without deviation. Do you know which Enterprise store she traded it in at? If it’s the one in DE I probably know the manager.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
i need a minute alone, for some furious fapping.
Just make sure that fly isn’t watching, perched atop your big breasted Serena Williams poster.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:17 PM
When I was 9, we lived across the street from this older polish couple. She would make homemade pierogies for her church and bring some over to us all the time.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Did she matriculate at LSU?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
If it’s the one in DE I probably know the manager.
Yea. I know it’s in New Castle County. Not sure where exactly, though.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
I’m a teacher. Brand new, and we have to teach from book. So yea, I use it word for word and incorporate ways of thinking about history on my own. I’ll be honest, there’s a lot I don’t know about history. Classes for that major don’t give you everything you need to know. With everything, continually learning makes you better
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
only if this were 2004.
Does anyone put posters up on walls anymore once they are out of college? I’m not talking about nice framed ones, but the ones you’d put up with sticky-tak..
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
10 months to go on her Fellowship and then she can finally get a ring.
Fixed.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
I’m pretty sure it’s right in Newark. There’s only 1 in DE.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:20 PM
fixed for stereotypes
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
I’m pretty sure it’s right in Newark.
Yea. I was thinking there or Wilmington.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
I didn’t know about any of those foods before I met my wife. They make some of the most delicious foods you can imagine. The fresh kielbasa from the local store is better than any kielbasa I’ve tasted anywhere else in the country, and I try it everywhere I find it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
whoever decided on the pronounciation for Newark, DE should be hit
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
There’s only 1 in DE.
1 Enterprise dealership. 3 counties…if you blink you’ll miss it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Why because it isn’t pronounced Noowerk?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:23 PM
In Kansas, Texas and Louisiana, you’d have to teach from the Good Book.
/ Jesus rode his dinosaur every day to school, where he always led the Pledge of Allegiance
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Isn’t it pronounced the same as Newark, NJ? If not, I’ve been pronouncing it wrong for a long time.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
I have a lot of relatives in Ohio and spent plenty of time in Pennsylvania. Love the food
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Isn’t it pronounced the same as Newark, NJ?
Nope. It’s pronounced how it’s spelled. New-Ark.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
That’s funny. Nada I think I asked this before, but what part of TX do you live in?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Pledge every morning. If they take that away then I’m out. Taking the governments money turns you into a puppet.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Smallie – Delaware town is “NEW-ARK”. NJ city is “NEWERK”. so dumb
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:27 PM
Wow. I’m going to continue pronouncing it the way I always have.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Dallas.
I can claim the grand triumvirate of having lived in Texas, West Virginia and Louisiana. Bovine, moonshine and asinine.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
That’s the way it was for me growing up. I think that’s the way it should be.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
with a flying pumpkin
Punkin Chunkin’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:29 PM
I enjoyed Dallas last time I visited. Was only there for 2 days though. I have a meeting there in early October for 3 or 4 days.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 PM
And in Ohio, we have “NERK”. Then again, we also have a “Russia”, pronounced “Roo-She”.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 PM
I love the smell of Pledge in the morning. Smells like … patriotism. And lemony.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 PM
Wow. I’m going to continue pronouncing it the way I always have.
Kind of like me and Dubois, PA. I say Dew-boys. People around Dubois say Dew-Boys. French Canadians and people from Maine get pissed and say it’s not Dew-Boys, it’s Dew-Bwah.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Dallas is OK, aside from the 100-plus summer temps and all the Texans. I’d prefer Houston, where I’ve previously lived, or Austin, where I’ve spent a lot of free time.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:34 PM
Could be worse. You could have Worcester and pronounce it “wooster” or Boston and pronounce it “Bahston”.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:34 PM
Dallas is OK, aside from the 100-plus summer temps and all the Texans.
That’d be anywhere in Texas, wouldn’t it?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:34 PM
If you ever find yourself in Louisiana, it’s the latter.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:34 PM
wooster
That place can burn, along with everyone that pronounces it that way. It’s called hooked on phonics. Teaches you how to read. GET SOME!
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:35 PM
Just seems more pronounced here, probably because of all the UT and a&m grads.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 PM
There are only four states I’ve never been to, and Delaware is one of them. It’s also the one I’m least likely to visit.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:38 PM
It’s also the one I’m least likely to visit.
You won’t miss much.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
What are the other 3? Alaska and Hawaii I assume are two. I’ll take another guess. Idaho.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Idaho, Montana, Alaska.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:43 PM
Alaska.
Thinking about fishing in Alaska gives me extremely big hard boners.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:43 PM
I might hit Idaho this summer, and maybe Montana. I want to take some time off and drive up the Alcan Highway to Alaska someday, and maybe keep going all the way to the North Slope.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Alcan Highway
Saw a documentary about Alaska and they showed some freaking breathtaking views on some of those roads up there. It’s a beautiful place.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 PM
I’ve not necessarily been to a lot of states, but I’ve passed through quite a few of them.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 PM
My mon and dad drove it in their RV one summer, about 20 years ago. Said some of it was pretty rough going.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Said some of it was pretty rough going.
Wonder if driving an RV played a part in that.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Traveling’s a great way to learn about the world. Used to be, every few years, I’d take a few months, grab a backpack and hit the road.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
I spent a lot of time in Idaho and Montana as a kid. Still have a lot of family in Idaho and own 163 acres of farmland near Swan Valley. Coincidentally if you end up in Swan Valley, stop and get a square ice cream cone.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Know what is desolate, boring, and depressing? Driving from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Might have one or two of those expeditions left in me.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:51 PM
I made that drive once, A.P. Once was enough. PA Turnpike may be the worst interstate I’ve ever been on.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:51 PM
That’s not nearly as desolate and boring as driving across Texas and New Mexico.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:51 PM
Dallas is OK, aside from the 100-plus summer temps and all the Texans.
At least Dallas isn’t in the South.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
What’s that close to? Boise? Pocatello? Coeur d’Alene?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
/looks at map
//questions this reasoning
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:53 PM
That’s not nearly as desolate and boring as driving across Texas and New Mexico.
Oh, hell you are correct, sir. I’ve done the Amarillo thru NM (thing get slightly interesting for 30 minutes going thru Albuquerque) thru East Arizona. Desolate until you get to the kickass town of Flagstaff. Nothing but desert, broken glass and roadside Indian tourist traps.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Don’t let Cracker Jack hear you say that.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Driving from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh
I don’t know if you meant driving on I-80, but that highway fucking sucks ass. Shit is so long and boring and nothing appealing to look at while you’re driving. Because what else are you going to look at while you’re driving? The road?
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:54 PM
At least Dallas isn’t in the South.
/looks at map
//questions this reasoning Smallie Bigs
Go to the AM round-up comments. One of this commenting sections finer moments in disagreement.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Meteor Crater is one of my favorite places in the world. Been there three times.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Definitely on the Eastern side of the state. Swan Valley is due east from Idaho Falls, Pocotello is almost due south of Idaho Falls. Swan Valley is pretty much the last town before the mountain pass that takes you to Jackson Wyoming.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
last town before the mountain pass
WE’LL HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS!
/Blazing Saddles’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:58 PM
I like Flagstaff. Love Sedona. If money wasn’t an issue, that’s where I’d retire. I have a lot of family in the Phoenix area so I spend more time there now, and I lived in the East Valley when I was a kid.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Never seen it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:59 PM
PA Turnpike is the worst and the tolls are outrageous. They are so much worse than the tolls on the thruway in NY
August 22nd, 2012 at 8:59 PM
I want to paint myself brown and go to arizona
/here are my papers, bitch
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Never seen it.
/Holds out hand waiting for Smallie’s American citizenship to be placed in it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Man this place is boring ever since Rollo left… am I going to have to break out my stories about nurses with big tits?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Perhaps my best vacation ever: had a brand-new convertible, drove more than 7,000 miles in just over two weeks. From West By God through Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, the Dakotas, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Bama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky again and back into West By God.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Yes. Don’t hold out on us.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Who says I’m an American citizen?
/I’m an American citizen
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Where has Rollo gone to? It’s been a while. He was still waiting on his loan, last I heard.
Maybe he’s toes-up out behind the sex barn.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Do they involve desolate parking lots, Asian masseuses and happy endings?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Nada that road trip sounds cool. I drove my brother from PA to potatoe university, and then headed down to AZ to see my brother and sisters before driving back to PA one time. I took my time and stopped when i wanted to. It was pretty awesome.
/didn’t have a convertible, just a sunroof and a lot of greenery to go along with the music.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Got to de-plane for a bit, gents. Matta ne.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Maybe he’s toes-up out behind the sex barn.
I laughed, and the fatty 2 seats down thought I was laughing at something she said. Wrong!
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:12 PM
The one who wants your nuts?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Smallie i went to u of idaho for three or four semesters. Played fb one fall and one spring. Dennis erickson..mike price..schlereth…scott linehan..john l. Smith…dan o’brien. I knew all these folks and have at least one personal story for all but price. I must have attended there during that place’s peak because it is hard to name more than one person from that school not from that era
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:13 PM
No she’s gone already. I only have to deal with her ass (it’s a big ass) all night every other weekend.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Ive seen blazing saddles and do not care for it. Really
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM
There’s only a handful of people in this building who aren’t obese, and I’m one of them. It’s an all day fucking fat fest up in this piece!
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Deeez monster nutz!
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
I was talking about Boise, my older sister and younger brother went there, my sister now works for BSU. Idaho is a weird weird place though.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Adriane Beltre= beast
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
I know but i get excited any time i see idaho mentioned
/there’s a good low-fi band named idaho too
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
There was some blond horse-toothed bitch on this Idaho potato commercial, and she pronounced it Ido. Without the ah. Is that how they do it out there?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
3 home runs so far tonight; 2 in the 4th inning
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:24 PM
By one player?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:26 PM
I hear you. I’m kind of the same way. I spent almost every summer there when I was a kid. No better place as a kid than wide open nowhere of Idaho, Wyoming and Montana. Camping, hiking, fishing, rafting, rivers, mountains. Cool place to spend summer break every year.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:27 PM
I-80 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Turnpike. I’ll take boring and uneventful over constant windy and tight roads everyday. Crank up that cruise control and put your feet up.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Just back from a roadtrip from Chicago to mayfield ny with the five other members of the family and dog. Much diff than my single days road trips. Fuck i drove everywhere. From chicago, roundtrip: to l.a, wyoming, florida a few times, south carolina, tupelo, cape cod, north carolina
Isuzu amigo and jeep wrangler for all but cape cod. That was the second fiance’s saturn
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Haven’t been there in a few years so I wouldn’t know. Would be weird though. My wife is from Shenandoah PA and the locals pronounce it “Shendo”. I think it’s hilarious.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:29 PM
am I going to have to break out my stories about nurses with big tits?
You may have heard this one before
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Absolutely smallie for all that. In 2000 i did a 12-day backpaking trip with NOLS in the wind river range. So many jawdropping sights and mental and physical challenges
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
3 home runs so far tonight; 2 in the 4th inning
Test him
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Smallie- yes. Beltre hit a homer in the 1st and 2 homers in the 4th. Game is top of the 5th now. If the Rangers pitching could hold steady through the rest of the season, they can make a nice run. Hoping they don’t re-sign Hamilton for what the price will be though.
Vacation- I hate driving vacations. Have 3 kids- 7, 5, and 20 months. No way I’d drive unless forced. Even when we had no kids, not a fan of driving.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Good lord Jesus
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:33 PM
I like Flagstaff. Love Sedona. If money wasn’t an issue, that’s where I’d retire.
Love that area. Back in my pre-married days, I’d take a couple weeks off work in May and go out west and backpack through the Grand Canyon and Zion. Would always spend a few days just camping in Oak Creek Canyon. Sedona to the south and Flagstaff to the North. Completely different weather within a 40 minute drive. Loved it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Where has Rollo gone to? It’s been a while. He was still waiting on his loan, last I heard.
He had the sis-in-law issue and now hopefully he is moving into his new house. Or he is holed up in an Econolodge without Wifi.
Maybe he’s toes-up out behind the sex barn.
This is probably the correct answer.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Fuck yeah. I did a summer camp in Durango Colorado when I was 12 or 13. 9 weeks of 5-6 day hikes, canoe trips, mountain climbs, horse riding, and reconvening at the camp in between for a day or 2 before going right back out. My favorite memory was getting caught in a blizzard on July 4th at 13,000 feet, watching our tent blow away into a frozen lake, and using our rain ponchos to sled down part of the mountain to drop below the storm.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
blizzard on July 4th
That just doesn’t sound right.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
Would love to see him take a run at Shawn Green and go for 20 TB
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:39 PM
grayson I don’t follow baseball at all. I thought Hamilton is a beast?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Definitely isn’t normal, but at that elevation it isn’t unheard of.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:42 PM
I did a summer camp in Durango Colorado
You summer camps as a child were better than mine. Love that part of the country. The last stop on my aforementioned going out west trips was Telluride in May. Nobody is there but locals. Just awesome. Durango, Silverton, Ouray, San Jauns. Good times. Lots of driving to go the distance a crow flies.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Lots of driving to go the distance a crow flies.
/Pulls out shotgun
//Shoots crow
///Now you don’t have as far to drive
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:48 PM
LaTroy Hawkins is still pitching? WTF?
Anything going on in TBLAD tonight? Not gonna lie, didn’t scroll through all the comments.
/Need the short, short version
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
/Pulls out shotgun
//Shoots crow
///Now you don’t have as far to drive
But Durango is still a long ass ways from Telluride. I have to use roads.
/Shoots another crow.
//Crows are worthless.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
Nature is beast
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
The fuck is this? The new “posting to quickly”?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
/Need the short, short version
Funny city names, traveling, big tits on nurses was mentioned once or twice, and I think it started with a black guy failing college courses about other black guys.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:52 PM
//Crows are worthless.
Indeed. At least buzzards have the intelligence to get the fuck out of the way when cars are coming. Speaking of buzzards, I learned an interesting fact about buzzards watching a show time. The only thing they will not eat is other dead buzzards. Made me wonder: Is there honor among thieves? Or do they just know what the others have been eating and know they’re going to taste like shit?
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
show one time*
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
You mopes will enjoy this tale from the co-ed NOLS trip:
Day two or three and we are taking a break from hiking to listen to one of the two instructors talk about whatever. I’m in the back of the group, apparently downwind, when i pick up a familiar scent, tho it took me a minute to place it bc of the circumstance and scene.
None of us had washed. I tilted my head and sniffed a few times to make sure.
Yep. Pussy
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Smallie- Hamilton is, when he’s healthy and not concerned about tobacco usage but his body is wearing down and what he will command per year this off season isn’t worth it, imo. Use that money elsewhere.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Shartlesville, PA. Home of “Roadside America”. Drove through it on the way home from a wedding a few months ago. Couple of bros on the other side of the highway actually pulled over to take a picture of the sign.
Like it. Need to do more of it. Especially west of the Mississippi.
/team boobs
SHUT IT DOWN!
/all I got
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Yep. Pussy
Ain’t gonna lie I was thinking fart at first.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Just did Harrisburg-to-Pittsburgh (AND FUCKING BACK IN THE SAME DAY) last month. Brutal.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
/all I got
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Orioles look fucking great tonight.
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Shartlesville
They should change it to Shartsville.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:00 PM
One of my favorite drives was from Nashville to Knoxville. Loved it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:00 PM
I drive past there at least once a week going between Allentown and harrisburg for meetings or sales calls. Did you notice how creepy the Amish statue out front is? it’s big enough to see from the highway, but I never noticed it until it was pointed out to me.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
There’s a Bull Ball and Intercourse PA somewhere semi-close to me.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Once you get past Knoxville its even nicer. Down to Chattanooga isn’t bad.
Last on the list is anywhere in fucking Indiana. Every mile feels like 10. Drove from Indy to Pittsburgh, and by the time I got to Ohio I wanted to toss myself out of the car to end my misery.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:02 PM
One of my least-favorite places in the world. Cleveland and Worcester, MA included.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Speaking of buzzards, I learned an interesting fact about buzzards watching a show time. The only thing they will not eat is other dead buzzards. Made me wonder: Is there honor among thieves? Or do they just know what the others have been eating and know they’re going to taste like shit?
Reminds me… I used to volunteer at a nature center in KC. I was the birds of prey and snake guy. We rehabbed injured animals. Vultures/Turkey Buzzards/Whatever you want to all them are one of the very few species of birds that have a sense of smell. So, feel free to put those baby robins back in the nest after a storm. Momma robin won’t notice. And that would make sense why vultures won’t eat their own. Hadn’t thought about that.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Driving in Indiana and southern Illinois sucks. Horrible.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
So buzzards are liike zombies meth
And, of course you were thinking fart not pussy
Therapy for you
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
You mean Blue Ball? I drove past Virginville yesterday on the way to Lancaster.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Never noticed it, to be honest. I’ve driven to Harrisburg a bunch of times (have family down there; my cousin was the one getting married), but never noticed anything. Actually something on The Chive about 2 or 3 weeks before about Roadside America, and it registered with me as we were driving through there.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Drove from Portland, ME to Jacksonville, NC in a day. That blew. 95 South to Virginia and North Carolina was about 200 miles and I swear it felt like 500.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Awesome. I live there.
And yes, I meant Blue Ball.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
I lived off of Progress Ave for a couple of years. I enjoyed the 2nd street scene when I was 25ish. Half price happy hour from 11-12 on Saturdays at downtown Gman was always a great way to start a night out.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I live on Progress Avenue now.
/deletes entire profile
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:13 PM
I meant Blue Ball.
Blue Ball Barn
/Delaware’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:13 PM
I agree 100% on this one. I did a dude’s trip to the Indy 500 last year, and drove there and back from Allentown. On the way out I went to Cleveland and partied with a friend for a night, then went on to Indy. On the way back I drove from Indy to Allentown. Worst drive ever.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:14 PM
13k fot sale tonight in 7.2ipp
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
And, of course you were thinking fart not pussy
Therapy for you
Well when you mention being at camp I assume that you’re 9 or 10 and don’t know what pussy smells like.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Small world. Haven’t lived there in 5 yeas though.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Believe it or not, I read this earlier tonight.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Harrisburg isn’t that bad. Close to Baltimore and Philly, really affordable housing, and decent schools if you’re outside the city limits.
There is just absolutely nothing to do here once you have a serious girl. 2nd street became intolerable overnight. Everything in the city is useless outside of the giant IMAX.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:20 PM
the giant IMAX.
I hate IMAX. Went to one on a field trip and the opening scene they dropped a camera from a skyscraper that was tied to a bungee cord. I about tastes my lunch twice.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:21 PM
All of this. I could have a house twice the size in the Harrisburg area for what I paid for my house in Allentown. The proximity to a lot of cool things was appealing. I probably would still be there if I didn’t move for work.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Longest one-day drives I’ve ever made: Tucson to New Orleans, right around 24 hours straight; Lincoln, NE to Baton Rouge, 23 hours (in an ice storm); Houston to Wilmington, N.C., about 20 hours.
Single worst drive? Green Bay to Milwaukee in a snowstorm, eight hours.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
I’ve only been to an IMax once, for the Dark Knight Returns, and I thought it was pretty awesome.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:23 PM
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Single worst drive?
Mercer county PA to Plattsburgh NY. I was a kid, wasn’t driving. Still sucked though. Fucking white out the last few hours of the trip.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:25 PM
I’ve only been to an IMax once, for the Dark Knight Returns, and I thought it was pretty awesome.
I might enjoy it for a real movie. But ours was educational. And that scene with the camera getting dropped just turned my fucking world upside down.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:25 PM
I think the longest 1 day i’ve done is Kansas City to Phoenix. About 17.5 hours.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
I stopped trying to even drive when it snows. Around 2003, 2004, Nashville received a lot of snow for the area and growing up in Texas, I never learned to drive in it. I went off the road twice in one day. My buddy had to pull me out both times. I said screw it after that second time.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Pittsburgh to NH. Can’t remember if I took the turnpike or not, but there was stop and go traffic for an hour on the highway, in the rain, and this was in the days before GPS could steer you around that shit.
I don’t even think I had a map in the car yet (just got it). Pretty sure I just memorized the three different highway numbers and drove until I saw shit I recognized. Not fun.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
I went off the road twice in one day.
Did you have 4 wheel drive? My truck doesn’t have that or posi-trac. Drives with one wheel. Shit can get pretty testy when it comes to heavy snow/rain and will make you squeeze that wheel a little tighter.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Braves spanked the Nats 5-1. SROD must be out walking laps around that lake to work the steam off.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:32 PM
As a New Englander living in TN, let me tell you it is awful. Of course, I had bald tires and couldn’t make it home once in the snow so I don’t have as much right to say anything as I’d like. I’m nervous if we ever get a tough winter, because I live a lot further away than I used to, and a 4 hour commute is a real possibility.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
SROD must be
out walking laps around that lake to work the steam off.jackin it to highlights from yesterday’s Strasburg start./looks at the Red Sox
//fuck every other team and their fans
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Pretttiest drive ever must have been Bangor, ME to Charleston, WV one September day. Leaves were turning. Drive through Mass. and NY was gorgeous.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Snow doesn’t bother me. Ice is a different matter.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
What angers me is people here in the northeast that seem to forgot how to drive in snow YEAR AFTER YEAR
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:35 PM
So anyone here ever play Wyncote Golf Club in PA?
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
I only have 2WD trucks- can’t justify the difference for a 4WD- I don’t hunt enough. My buddy was a true Tennessean from Greenbrier and took care of it. A few years ago, it snowed pretty good in Dallas and driving down the road with my wife and kids in the car made be nervous. Grow a pair, I know.
Next snow we get, I’m going to the high school parking lot to figure it out.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
What angers me is people here in the northeast that seem to forgot how to drive in snow YEAR AFTER YEAR
Yea but I don’t care how much you’re used to it, shit’ll bite you if you aren’t careful.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
A.P. – that always amazes my parents. Every fucking year, the first time it snows, people can’t drive in it, even when they live somewhere to expect it.
Of course last year the first snow was like 30 inches in October, so there’s a bit of an excuse.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
I didn’t say camp. Smallie did
Mine was 24 and over
Best snowstorm drive i had was from western burbs to nw burbs after a girl i knew invited me to her place after deciding that no-strings sex was ok by her
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Next snow we get, I’m going to the high school parking lot to pick up chicks
/Mullet’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
WWoS, i only checked the score twice tonight. I have a hard time caring about them the rest of the way. I am enjoying the White Sox exposing the Yankees as frauds. Yankees are now 0-45 this season when trailing after 8 innings.
Chris Sale made the Yanks look awful tonight. It was great
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Great wsox sweep of yanks
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
after deciding that no-strings sex was ok by her
Definitely worth a treacherous snow storm.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Don’t steer. Don’t brake.
/pray
Though in reality, when driving in snow, the biggest mistake people make here, is if they are going through a snowy patch (eg changing lanes), trying to slow down or steer. 3000lb car*40mph = a metric shit ton of momentum, so you aren’t going to get stuck in between two lanes, just let it go until you get traction again in the next lane, then steer.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:40 PM
FUCK YOU PINSTRIPE MOTHERFUCKERS! WOOHOO! anybody but the Yanks!
/weeps into pillow about his team’s season
//realizes, hey we could be pittsburgh or kansas city!
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
//realizes, hey we could be pittsburgh or kansas city!
Except that Pittsburgh has a chance of making the playoffs.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Tblad is strong w/out rollo
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Same here. I check the Portland box scores as much as the Red Sox now. I care, but last year just wore me down, even when they were decent. Every fifth day John Lackey would go, and that was always the random game I actually could watch. It just gets to me too much.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Tblad is strong w/out rollo
I notice they’re pretty slim on my days off. I must make up the other 200 comments by myself.
/Tells self to shut the fuck up
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Im ready for Mike Aviles to be gone. 2 on, 2 out against that shaky angels bullpen and he lines out on first pitch..go to hell, dickhead.
the NFLPA is run by buffoons
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Meth, now that its football season, it will still be strong on sunday and monday nights.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Mondays and Tuesdays
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
And I don’t get that shit about them not approving those rules. Especially the trade deadline. They’re supposed to be representing the players, and you’d think that those are two rules the players would support.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Oh…tuesdays will be dead…usually are
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:48 PM
NFL and NBA player unions compete for who can be run the worst
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
SROD must be out walking laps around that lake to work the steam off.
jackin it to highlights from yesterday’s Strasburg start.TBLAD – it is what it is…lol
I was at church. Saw tonight’s Nats final. Two out of three ain’t bad (sez Mr. Loaf).
Re: drives – drove straight thru from Altus, OK to Merced, CA once. With a couple of rest stops, it took 24 hrs. Pretty cool overall, though. ’87 Firebird, played a lot of ’til Tuesday on the way.
Best drive was NW territories/parts of the Yukon from Haines, AK to Beaver Creek, NWT. As scenic as anyplace I’ve ever seen.
Worst – Riydah to Dhahran/Bahrain. Desolation. The desert is cool, except when it’s the whole dang country.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
NFL and NBA player unions compete for who can be run the worst
Yea but at least the NFL isn’t rigged.
/Conspiracy’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
(sez Mr. Pinch a Loaf).
Now it is TBLAD approved.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Riyadh
You’d think I was in a class with Peppers. Yeesh.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
monster, you got my back. You can be my wingman any time.
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:58 PM
I take it you were in Bahrain on a deployment? Or do American’s actually go to places like that on vacation?
/Dirk
//Dirk
///Muhammed Jihad
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:58 PM
IMAX is the greatest medium in the history of film. You’re going to see more giant screens, not less, in the near future.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
What gets me are the idiots who think 4-wheel drive means you can drive fast as you want on the ice. What it really means is you have four wheels spinning out of control instead of two.
/ I’m talking to you, Charlotte, NC
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
You’re going to see more giant screens, not less, in the near future.
Giant screens? OK
Giant screens that wrap around in a contour shape? Hesitant OK
Giant screens that wrap around in a contour shape that display a tied off camera getting dropped ungodly amounts of stories? Not ok
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
IMAX = good. 3D = bad
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:01 PM
one summer, I was deployed on squadron staff at ESKAN (south of Riyadh). For folk who were there 6 months or more, they earned an MWR weekend in Bahrain. We had to ride a touring bus across that desert for 6 or so hours to get there.
Lucky me – I got to be troop commander that weekend. Buncha horndog young enlisted and Lts chasing each other late into the evening. I was the one who had to say “don’t do that”, “don’t drink that”, etc. Good times.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Bullshit. You can be mine.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
don’t drink that
And what exactly was that which they were not supposed to drink?
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Damn. Beltre hits home runs viciously. Like glenallen hall
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
When I first moved from Louisiana to Up North, I had seen snow twice in my life, and both times it was only a dusting.
I drove into Chattanooga and bam! Snowstorm.
Best advice I ever heard on snow driving — slow down.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Hill not hall
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Bullshit. You can be mine.
It’s a hard choice. You are closer Smallie.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
“Beer number X” – whichever numbered beverage that pushed you over the edge, to where you’d assault folk or otherwise embarrass DoD.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Top Gun was before you were born wasn’t it?
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Can we assume it was opposite-sex “chasing each other”? Otherwise, sounds like one wild weekend the Saudis would not approve of, nor Chick-Fil-A.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
/high fives Smallie
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
I think it came out two years before I was born. Haven’t seen it in a while so I wouldn’t remember shit about it, except for the theme song and who was in it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
First time I saw snow was in HS right after I’d moved to PA and we got something stupid like 30 inches at once.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
to where you’d assault folk or otherwise embarrass DoD.
Is there ANY other reason to join the military?
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
SROD, when I was living in Tokyo, a fun evening was to go over to the Hard Rock Cafe and watch the Marines coming in from Okinawa on R&R get tanked up and punch the shit out of each other.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
I still watch it every time it comes on. I was young when it came out, but I watched it a lot. At the end, Iceman tells Maverick “you can be my wingman anytime” to which Maverick replies “Bullshit. You can be mine.”
/the more you know’d
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
/the more you know’d
I’ll allow you to say that to me when you watch Blazing Saddles.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Meth anything with speed, dropoffs will rock you at imax. Imagine a roller coaster cam
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Saw that movie in Aberdeen, Scotland, when it came out. The audience yelled rude things about Americans all the way through.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Blazing Saddles was almost before yours and my time combined.
/Ancient’d
//Waits for “young whipper snapper” comments from Nada and SROD
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
That would be awesome.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
nada!!! C’mon, man. It was ’95, so as far as I could tell, it was opposite-sex. I was married, so I wasn’t a part of that game.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:11 PM
The audience yelled rude things about Americans all the way through.
But nobody took them seriously as they were decked out in their man skirts.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Then, as Tarantino explains in Sleep With Me, they go off to fuck each other.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Another movie I’ve never seen. Actually until just now, never even heard of it.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
nada, I did a couple of tours at Kadena. Those Marines, manoman. Lotsa pent-up emotion & anger in those dudes. We were always told to stay clear of those guys.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Kilts or not, there are certain bars in Scotland I’d advise any American to avoid. Especially in Glasgow.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
We were always told to stay clear of those guys.or they’d gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:16 PM
SPOILER ALERT: Even with a slightly curved screen, I didn’t feel that great after TDKR on IMAX and Gabby Douglas won the women’s gymnastics overall gold medal fuck you NBC.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Marines can be like that. But among them are some of the most honorable men I’ve known.
And being a serviceman stationed in Okinawa is no prize, I’l aware of that.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Nada just out of curiosity. If they hated Americans so much, why did they go see Top Gun? Just to talk shit about Americans while the movie was on?
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
Ya know, in the times I went TDY, I enjoyed it. Lots of WWII history, the locals were pretty cool. Because of a few troops assaulting the locals, everyone else had to toe the line pretty severely.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Single angriest person I’ve ever met was a guy from Guam who hung out at one of the same bars I did in Tokyo, little hole in the wall near the MoD called Ta Bar. Dude hated Americans, and did not hesitate to let you know it.
Except for some reason he took a shining to me. He’d get toasted and talk my ear off about how he hated Americans, except for me, because I was an OK guy.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
You got that right. You can count on those guys. In a tight spot or a dark alley, even a 60-something year-old Marine will hold up his end.
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Stereotype alert!
Guamanians are one of several groups our GIs have messed over down through the years. Post-WWII Brits have similar experiences. Our guys have taken their women, sneered at the local community leaders & generally been disorderly.
Given that, it’s no surprise.
Hafa Adai, everybody!
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Same reason everyone everywhere goes to see American movies — they’re usually better than whatever that country is cranking out, if they’re cranking out anything.
Scottish film industry at that time consisted of Bill Forsyth and nothing else.
I remember walking down the Champs-Elysees that same fall, and all the cinemas were showing American movies. There was a huge poster for Stallone’s Cobra – “Le crime est un poison. Voici, l’antidote.”
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Did someone say Top Gun?
/dumps
August 22nd, 2012 at 11:54 PM
Is that a dump because you don’t like it or so excited you dumped in your pants?
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:03 AM
Top Gun is bad like an after-burrito shit. Terrible movie
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 AM
A 40oz of Olde English. $3.50 out the door. I got 2.
August 23rd, 2012 at 12:56 AM
did you…
feel the power!!
ballz?