Comments on: Maria Sharapova Excels at Beer Pong, Taking Pictures and Playing a Golf-Tennis Hybrid

By: sweett310

sweett310 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:44:10 +0000

She can get it, though she’s too tall for me

As someone who is 6’6″, I encourage all you short people to please stay away from the tall women and leave them for us freaks.

Dating women 15″ shorter than you sucks major donkey balls.

By: sweett310

sweett310 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:40:56 +0000

My sweet, Russian, pixie goddess.

By: QueeferSutherland

QueeferSutherland — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:10:56 +0000

I dunno, I’m waiting for some sort of mini bombshell bigger than “Lebron’s a dick”

I mean, the dude has to be careful. Too many specifics and its obvious who he is. Five guys blowing a load on some chick’s face is pretty extreme, though. Shocker that the NBA players are the biggest douchebags, too.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 20:02:26 +0000

She kinda looks like an alien.Sometimes that's a good thing.

By: mamalickaboobooday

mamalickaboobooday — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:59:42 +0000

I see her in Manhattan Beach all the time. She is MUCH better looking in person. With no make up she’s prettier.

/Cali Brah brah

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:59:11 +0000

The PR Guy Q&A on Deadspin is a must-read, if you accidentally have any residual faith in humanity.

I dunno, I’m waiting for some sort of mini bombshell bigger than “Lebron’s a dick”

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:57:54 +0000

Top 10 CFB coaching staffs according to Yahoo.

Doug Nussmeier sighting!

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:56:12 +0000

Newman would climb her legs like a skilled koala bear.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:56:09 +0000

Always been a huuge Sharapova fan. I’d buy her flowers and give her foot rubs twice a day.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:55:46 +0000

Legs, legs, legs goin’ up to there, there, there.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:54:25 +0000

Maria surrounded by all those reference to holes almost made me go #3.

And, oh yeah … Yes. Yes I wood.

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:45:55 +0000

She needs to spend less time making commercials and appearances and more time working on her craft to try and beat Serena.

/Shaq’d 1997

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:45:33 +0000

The PR Guy Q&A on Deadspin is a must-read, if you accidentally have any residual faith in humanity.

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:39:48 +0000

VladimirCrouton Says:
She kinda looks like an alien.

I thought you guys said that Liquor was Coop?!?!?

By: Urinal Mint wants to meet up for pizza

Urinal Mint wants to meet up for pizza — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:33:24 +0000

She is so goddamned hot.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:32:21 +0000

That dress is hot

She can get it, though she’s too tall for me, but that dress is an abomination.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:31:24 +0000

Even though she’s a screamer, I’d hit it.

By: giggy09

giggy09 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:30:37 +0000

I think there may have been some CGI in play on that hole, but I can’t tell.

Serious? Maybe the worse CGI I’ve ever seen.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:29:58 +0000

She kinda looks like an alien.Top 10 CFB coaching staffs according to Yahoo.

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:29:51 +0000

That dress is hot and she can get it.