Jeff Kent Will Be On Survivor: Philippines

All, Baseball, Reality Television Stephen Douglas August 20th. 2012, 1:30pm

Jeff Kent will be on the new season of Survivor. Kent has been rumored as part of the Survivor: Philippines since June, but today it became official. Kent, Blair from Facts of Life, and 13 other people were announced for the 25th season of Survivor. Wait, this is the 25th season of Survivor? Kent only played baseball for 17 seasons. Kent previously appeared on ABC’s reality television competition, The Superstars.

[Entertainment Weekly]

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35 Responses to “Jeff Kent Will Be On Survivor: Philippines”

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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
where’s my h/t? (raisman post)
/no one else knew about this!
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VladimirCrouton Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
13 other people
3 of those other people have what appear to be great racks.
/poor picture quality
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
3 of those other people have what appear to be great racks.
Damn… starvation is going to wreak havoc on those puppies.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Alternatively:
It’s going to be rough on the body 30 days in when it realizes it has little use for an emergency supply of stored-up silicon.
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KC Resident Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I think he’ll do fine. No pick-up trucks out there.
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Has anyone ever been injured washing their truck on Survivor?
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
I think he’ll do fine. No pick-up trucks out there.
Has anyone ever been injured washing their truck on Survivor?
Gonna rule it a draw. Gentlemen, back to your corners, and come out swinging.
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Dang.
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JDiddy3000 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Isn’t that Blair chick a super christian? Fun, fun, fun times. How long until she preaches to the bimbos that the lord doesn’t want sweet titties flopping around? Thye’ll be birka’d up in no time.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
alternately, starvation might make them stick out farther/further/make look bigger
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
if being a world class dick gives them an edge, i’ll put money on kent
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
if being a world class dick gives them an edge, i’ll put money on kent
At least until Bonds shows up at Kent’s hut with his Barcalounger and demands two lockers for himself.
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Jason Lisk Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Holy balls, 25 seasons! I would have guessed like half that. I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor.
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scripty Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
from photo, let’s evaluate the ladies:
trashy hawt
perky blonde,
hipster w/ tats,
soccer mom
overcompensating educated minority
athletic black
sexually ambiguous angry lady
decent looking lady who will be very mouthy
yep. Checklist complete
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njensen79 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Holy balls, 25 seasons! I would have guessed like half that. I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor
never watched this show either. The only “reality” show I watch is Amazing Race.
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gfunk supreme Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Holy balls, 25 seasons! I would have guessed like half that. I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor.
It’s some bullshit. It premiered in 2000. I guess they count each location as a separate series. I was fooled by this counting device in a game of pub trivia a few weeks ago and now Survivor can go fuck itself.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
yep. Checklist complete
Repressed anger issues?
/sends in application
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
The only reality show I’ve watched was I Love Money back in college. Mr. Boston. Legend.
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johndewar Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor.
I can remember watching the first year. Never watched after that.
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scripty Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I got through a round of applicants for amazing race 2nd season. our theme was the overworked, ready-to-snap american worker. still upset my friend didnt work on selling this more in our interview.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
What an attention whore.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor.
Never have. Never will. It too may be around long after me…tee hee.
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cracker jack Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Holy balls, 25 seasons!
25 seasons, but in 12 years. Modern television.
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scripty Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
if they had a cast of one very good looking woman, one guy who was a genius, and then the rest of the cast was filled out by people just barely over the mental-retardation score, that’d be a good season.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
What an attention whore.
is that a pic of me?
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Badger Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
I may be the only person in America who has never watched Survivor.
Nope. I’m that camp as well. It may not have been the first reality tv, but it’s the show that made the big networks realize they didn’t have to pay big money for good scripted shows. Terrible.
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Grizz Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
The only reality show I’ve watched was I Love Money back in college. Mr. Boston. Legend.
Haha — Mr. Boston was a legend. The greatest segment in reality sdhow history was the first segment of Tool Academy when all of those dudes just flew off the handle trying to out-douche each other.
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St. Bear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
The only reality show I’ve watched was I Love Money back in college. Mr. Boston. Legend.
The only one I’ve ever watched was the one on Fox where a fat comedian pretended that he had a ton of money.
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NinoBrown Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Blair from the Facts of Life has aged well.
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
What an attention whore.
At least he’s not a whore catfish.
/ Still trying to figure that one out
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
…and shame on me forgetting about the Joe Schmo Show.
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Wally's World Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Here’s hoping that there are enough left wing, tree huggers plus minorities to make Jeff Kent go off the deep end within the first 3 weeks.
/Douchecanoe, First Order
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
so…
yea.
/spits
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Johnny Hates Utah Jazz Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I’ll take Blair for the win. That bitch is cut throat. Remember how she treated her cousin Geri, cold.
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Douchecanoe, First Order

/ Gives up title bestowed by Senator J

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