Indianapolis Colts 2012 NFL Preview
Previously: Tampa Bay Bucs 2012 Preview.
Andrew Luck will have a rookie year that rivals what Cam Newton did in 2011.
Despite having mediocre receivers and running backs at Stanford – he did have a star tight end in Coby Fleener, whom the Colts wisely drafted – Luck was a Heisman Trophy finalist. Twice. In three years, Luck completed 67 percent of his passes and tossed 82 TDs against just 22 interceptions.
Even though the Colts have an undistinguished offensive line, unimpressive running backs, and no receiver depth after Reggie Wayne, I’ll be surprised if Luck doesn’t complete 60 percent of his passes, have a YPA in the 7.5 range, and throw for about 3,000 yards and 25 TDs. (Don’t tell anyone, but my fantasy football plan this year – for one team, at least – is to pass on taking a QB until about the 7th round, where I snap up Luck to guide my team all season.)
Luck has legend written all over him. Brains, arm strength, mobility … what’s not to like?
No, I’m not gushing because of Luck’s 2 TDs in his preseason debut. Or his impressive bounce-back Sunday night against Pittsburgh after throwing a pick-six. It reminded me of this moment during Luck’s final year at Stanford.
That was even more impressive – late in the 4th quarter, no room for error, on the road in a game that mattered, and Luck was in total control. Stanford prevailed (freakily) in overtime.
Having watched him for a few years at Stanford, he’s NFL-ready. There are no discernible flaws in his game. I hate the fact that the Colts just locked up a QB for the next decade, at least.
I’m not going to waste time focusing on anything else the Colts have. The defense? Garbage. Near the bottom of the league in rush yards allowed, sacks, and PPG. You wouldn’t know their head coach if he delivered you a pizza for lunch. (Another fantasy aside: Bad defense = lots of deficits, meaning lots of passing.)
Back to Andrew Luck. How fortunate is he to have these first four games? At Chicago (tough defense), vs. Minnesota (weak defense), vs. Jacksonville (bad defense), vs. Green Bay (bad defense). It’ll all be preparation for an Oct. 14 showdown with Rex Ryan and the Jets on the road. That’ll be a much bigger game for the Jets, who will probably be 1-4 or 2-3 at the time, and if they’re 1-4 and lose to Andrew Luck, I’m on record as saying Tim Tebow will start the following week against the Patriots in a 4:30 nationally-televised game on CBS.
Arg. This chart is ugly, and it wouldn’t even let me fit the Texans prediction in (loss). Put me down for 6-10 for the Colts in Luck’s rookie season.

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August 20th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
everybody’s beating the Jets this year…
/things that should be said more often
August 20th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Even though the Colts have an undistinguished offensive line, unimpressive running backs, and no receiver depth after Reggie Wayne, I’ll be surprised if Luck doesn’t complete 60 percent of his passes, have a YPA in the 7.5 range, and throw for about 3,000 yards and 25 TDs.
This almost seems like the punchline to a joke. That’s fine if you think that, but care to explain why?
Having watched him for a few years at Stanford, he’s NFL-ready. There are no discernible flaws in his game.
I guess this sort of addresses the above, but how many other quarterbacks have these things been said about that then flamed out in the league?
August 20th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Hyperbole alert. Newton had a all-time historically great season for a rookie.
I think 6-10 sounds about right, depending on the defense.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Funny that you picked the Colts to beat the Vikings. I had that as one of their 4 wins.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Complaining about shitty servers that’s a ban-hammering.
Making hundreds of bee-keeping jokes that’s a ban-hammering.
Mentioning the Jets will be terrible? Oh you better believe that’s a ban-hammering.
/EIC Jasper’d
August 20th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
lisk should’ve wrote this so i could tell him how awful of a human he is.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
luck’s as good an athlete as cam (if you put stock in combine numbers), with just as friendly a coordinator (arians) for putting up some good numbers and will likely be playing from behind a lot so he’ll have a lot of chances. i don’t think that’s absurd to suggest.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Wait, the Colts will beat the Jets on the road, but lose to the Jags on the road? I admit that I haven’t really been prepping for the season that much, but that seems backwards.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Luck doesn’t have anything close to a Steve Smith or a running game to open up the attack. Not a knock on Luck’s talent, just the team around him is far far far worse and the Panthers sucked.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
…good point.
you win this round toupee.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
What a horrible idea.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I love this time of year for the NFL. Nobody knows who is going to be good or bad. The Bengals made the playoffs last year, the Eagles and Jets sucked, Cam looked really good after everyone said he wouldn’t be a good NFL QB. I always read these type posts and never take them with any certainty because I know deep down, the author (every author) is just guessing like me.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Thanks for the names of the stadiums and their locations. Crucial.
Also, another great job of tying in the Jets.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
That last game against the Texans very well could be against the 2nd string for Houston. I would be thrilled with 6 wins but think it’s probably a stretch – but i do think they get the W in the finale
August 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Say what you will about Luck (including dumb comparisons to Cam) but dude looks like a complete freaking moron when they cut to him on the sideline trying to drink from a water bottle.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Crucial.
Crucial as, say, keeping your whiskey in the freezer and calling cranberry juice a good mixer?
/Teague Egan must die
August 20th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
What Mole said. Luck will be really good, but 4,000 yards and 35 total TD’s is nearly impossible with what is around him.
3300 yards and 22 total TDs with 25 picks would be my guess.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Depending on the type of league you’re in, this strategy is actually pretty decent. The value you gain at the other positions is better than the value gained by taking a premium quarterback.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Great town, great people in Indy. Wish their team Luck.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Unless this is a 16 team league, why would you draft Luck in the 7th round?
August 20th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
/Teague Egan must die
Only so the rest of us can be cleansed of our sins.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Wait, the Colts will beat the Jets on the road, but lose to the Jags on the road? I admit that I haven’t really been prepping for the season that much, but that seems backwards.
That’s a jinx-reverser in action.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
That’s a jinx-reverser in action.
Wow! Check out the big brain on Sleeper66.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Only so the rest of us can be cleansed of our sins.
The statement was actually based upon a recent discovery in IMDB. There are a shitload of movies with the words “must die” in the title.
/Suicide Girls Must Die is a personal favorite
August 20th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Afraid to say anything or else I’ll be joining Cleet and Butters…
I say 5-11, Luck puts up 3300 yds 26td-26int with 5 rush TD
August 20th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Watched a good part of the Steelers game and Luck’s passes tended to flutter a little, wasn’t as strong an arm as I expected. He’ll be ok in the dome, but watch for some Peyton like stinkers in any kind of weather.
August 20th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Check out the big brain on Sleeper66.
Relatively speaking? Yes.
August 20th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
#1 being John Tucker Must Die.
/nods at TBL
August 20th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Okay, while Luck wasn’t throwing to the best group of receivers in college, his last two years he has had some pretty decent options. Doug Baldwin is an NFL caliber WR, Coby Fleener the top TE prospect in last year’s draft, and Chris Owusu would have been drafted had he not had concussion problems.
And maybe no RBs were otherworldly, but he had arguably the best offensive line in front of him in the nation. Would you rather have a great RB or a great o-line? I think everyone knows who a QB would choose in that scenario.
August 20th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
SERGIO GARCIA IS THE GREATEST GOLFER OF ALL TIME.
August 20th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
The Jets suck ass. Have we set an over/under on how many games it will take for the Jets to bench “Top 8″ (trademark Jason McIntyre)?
August 20th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
The Jets suck ass. Have we set an over/under on how many games it will take for the Jets to bench “Top 8″ (trademark Jason McIntyre)?
who do they replace him with? I also think he gets carted off before he gets benched…
August 20th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
good god, the sound.
August 20th, 2012 at 6:34 PM
Luck looks like the real deal, but he also looks eerily like that Sweets dude on Bones.