Comments on: Hope Solo Says Dancing With the Stars Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Slapped, Berated Her

By: McKittrick

McKittrick — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:25:45 +0000

(checks username.) Wait, we’re going with Wargames references now? I can get behind that…
/changes screen name to “Prof. Falken”

Glad someone caught the reference.

By: MP III

MP III — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 01:07:11 +0000

Buccees is new, so not that. Woodys just up the road is sweet and has shell stations. You may be thinking of that. I am referring to the shell with a subway on the southbound side.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:29:41 +0000

What the fuck am I thinking of then, menarky? Am I confusing that with the Bucky’s?

By: Grizz

Grizz — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:19:52 +0000

Im honored to get kudos in the Craig James thread. I thought of myself as a bit player in that thread — that link will always be bookmarked for me and every time I check it out I find new gems.

By: MP III

MP III — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:18:12 +0000

For the record, that shell on 45 is heinous. I crapped their once and had to hover poo, only to stack it on like 7 other trucker loads, and ran out with no wipe. I had no choice.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:00:04 +0000

FOUND A LINK TO THIS!!!

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:55:33 +0000

Craig James has the Major Dad boxset on BluRay.

-Mole

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:54:43 +0000

Craig James gets all of his recipes from Cousin Ron’s instantly defunct cooking blog.

Hernia had a few solid ones.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:51:54 +0000

I definitely did not bring it in the Craig James thread like others did

/slams samurai sword into stomach

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:51:01 +0000

that’s in yysa territory right there.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:50:23 +0000

Craig James celebrates Christmas by reading his year-by-year football stats to his family before dinner.

st bear

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:48:46 +0000

I gotta say that I’m proud of this one:

Craig James plays racquet ball against the Vietnam War Memorial.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:48:22 +0000

craig james is absolutely certain BallzDeep will be here imminently to claim that this thread doesn’t count, and that some stupid “during a basketball” thread is still the longest, despite being no better than 4th longest.

lol dirt.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:47:31 +0000

I don’t even remember writing half of these.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:46:13 +0000

Craig James has to apply Ben Gay to his genitals in order to get an erection.

Another gem from St. Bear.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:43:14 +0000

Craig James hates the Bernstein Bears series of books because “Bears aren’t supposed to talk. Unless it’s Bear Bryant”.

ms, dude that was inspired.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:41:54 +0000

Craig James enjoys running over animals in his car, even if they’re already dead on the road.

St. Bear was definitely on fire.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:40:30 +0000

Craig James thinks Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue is “kind of boring”.

ms…god damnit.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:39:32 +0000

Craig James has not seen your lost kids but if they show up in the morgue he’ll fax you.

I enjoyed this one from soused.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:36:56 +0000

yea, st. bear was dominant…

Craig James thinks David Carradine died a noble death.