Chris Perez Argued with an A’s Fan, Then Told Him to Get His D*** out of His Mouth

All, Baseball, Video Jason McIntyre August 20th. 2012, 9:50am

Chris Perez, the All-Star relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, decided to humor this douchy Oakland A’s fan and engage the clown in some trash talk. The A’s fan seems very angry about something – or perhaps he’s just going after Perez because he’s known as a hot head – but seems unprepared for the verbal barrage Perez unleashes. Perez opens up aggressively, boasting he has “more saves than your whole fucking team.”

Oakland fan – we’re ahead of you in the standings!

Perez: “I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a fuck. What’s my salary?”

Oakland fan – how many blown saves do you have?

Perez: “Four. Was I an All-Star again you piece of shit?”

[Perez tells an usher to kick the loser out of the stadium.]

Perez: “Get your dick out of your mouth.”

Oakland fan – you’re classlees, bro! get a haircut!

And then Perez walks away high-fiving a teammate.

Chris Perez: hero.

[video via Matt]

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43 Responses to “Chris Perez Argued with an A’s Fan, Then Told Him to Get His D*** out of His Mouth”

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molemaninthemorning Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
he’s known as a hot head
He’s a bad egg, a whippersnapper, a hoodlum, a young tough, a ruffian, a real miscreant.
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Chris Perez: hero.
Hero? The guy sounds like a giant piece of shit. “My team sucks, but at least I’m rich.”
/someone to root for
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rittyrich Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Get a haircut, like “your mom,” is impossible to retort.
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QueeferSutherland Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Sad
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Caribou Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I don’t see the point in arguing/heckling athletes in this setting. If that 8ft high wall is not there, this fan is not mouthing off. Regardless if Perez is a POS, the fan brought all of this on.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Seems like the fan won this battle of bon mots. “We’re ahead of you in the standings” is a pretty strong trump card.
Plus, I learned here that saves are an overrated stat.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Perez: “Get your dick out of your mouth.”
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
(granted, we’ve all been there.)
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
if bird hears this isn’t this fine-able?
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PeerLessPrices Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Shut him down.
/for the season
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sousedbergin Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Get a haircut, like “your mom,” is impossible to retort.
I always liked “I did not fuck your mom” implying that she is a swamp donkey and untouchable.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
A real bad sort.
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St. Bear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
“Chris Perez keepin it real profesianal”
There are no winners among any of the people associated with this story.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
if bird hears this isn’t this fine-able?
much like a bird, bird selig needs this to be regurgitated by someone else first. once people ascribe the appropriate level of outrage, he’ll be able to digest the issue.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
(granted, we’ve all been there.)
Wearing a uni doesn’t either. In the quotes above, Perez is the one doing all the cussin’.
In the battle of douches, we are all losers. Because…we are all witnesses.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Perez: “Get your dick out of your mouth.”
Oakland fan – If I could do that I sure as fuck wouldn’t be at a baseball game.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
swamp donkey
I’ve heard a few insults in my day, but I have never, never heard that. Can I use it?
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
In the battle of douches, we are all losers. Because…we are all witnesses.
to witness is human, but to douche is divine.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
(granted, we’ve all been there.)
Clicking on my Chinese Ladies for Marriage ad doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
(granted, you’re all here doing it right now.)
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
to witness is human, but to douche is divine.
Sounds like something the enlightened pothead would say, amirite?
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rittyrich Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
Yeah but a major league ballplayer in an opposing stadium should be ready for it anyway.
My favorite heckling incident wasn’t really a heckling incident – John Wetteland, when he was with the Rangers, and clearly while still behind the baseball steroid iron curtain, threw a ball to a kid in the stands during BP. Some guy wearing a Packers jersey of all things, I’ll never forget, had a glove on and had been asking for a ball. When Wetteland threw it to the kid, the Packers guy booed and Wetteland went ballistic. Come down here I’ll kick your ass. You’re part of the problem not the solution. It went on from there. Packers guy stood there on the rail of the home run porch paralyzed.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
being passed out doesn’t entitle you to a scrotum in the mouth.
(granted, we’ve all been there)
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johndewar Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
Sure doesn’t.
But by simply engaging with the fan like that, Perez shows himself to an immature doofus.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Sounds like something the enlightened pothead would say, amirite?
only if you say it “poe-theed.”
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rittyrich Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Spencer you see the end of the US Amateur yesterday?
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
only if you say it “poe-theed.”
Ah ha! Now I get it. I thought it rhymed with “shed”, but it rhymes with “‘Sheed”.
/the more you know’d
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sousedbergin Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Yes ‘swamp donkey’ should be used be all.
Generally refers to a very ugly, fat women of poor hygiene who lurks at dive bars preying on the drunkest guys to bring back to their cesspit den for coitus.
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NDub Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
The YouTube comments for this video are, as always, life-sucking.
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
He’s a bad egg, a whippersnapper, a hoodlum, a young tough, a ruffian, a real miscreant.
A loafer, a lollygagger.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Tribe should have traded this asshole before the deadline. Stupid Indians.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
fat women of poor hygiene who lurks at dive bars preying on the drunkest guys to bring back to their cesspit den for coitus.
you can always move out of canada
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Spencer you see the end of the US Amateur yesterday?
unfortunately…didnt want either of em to win. but fuck michael weaver…not for the putter slam, just for how big a d-bag he seemed like.
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sousedbergin Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
He’s a bad egg, a whippersnapper, a hoodlum, a young tough, a ruffian, a real miscreant.
A loafer, a lollygagger.
an unsavory shiftless layabout knacker, dosser wastrel lout, blackguard scoundrel vagabond slubberdegullion.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
being passed out doesn’t entitle you to a scrotum in the mouth.
(granted, we’ve all been there)
no, but needing a spot while bench pressing does.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
oaf
ne’er do well
problem child
/it was the seventh day i was the seventh son, and it scared the hell out of everyone
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Generally refers to a very ugly, fat women of poor hygiene who lurks at dive bars preying on the drunkest guys to bring back to their cesspit den for coitus.
/wistful grimace memories…
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
the end of the US Amateur yesterday
Even though it was the Amateur, that was a major-scale choke job by Weaver. Coughing up the two-hole lead with two to go, missing that short putt on the 36th.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Even though it was the Amateur, that was a major-scale choke job by Weaver.
the amateur used to be considered major worthy…dan jenkins still says jack’s got 20 majors and tiger’s got 17 from their Am wins.
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Tim Ryan Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Love this guy.
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cleet Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Chris Perez, repping the U proudly. He and Pat the Bat are cut from the same cloth.
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Nada Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
the amateur used to be considered major worthy
I think it was considered a major until The Masters superceded it. Bobby Jones is given credit for a career Slam with the Amateur counting as one of the four.
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spencer096 Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I think it was considered a major until The Masters superceded it. Bobby Jones is given credit for a career Slam with the Amateur counting as one of the four.
pretty sure the british amateur counted for one of those too.
in any event…the us am is just another thing greed and short-sighted decisions has ruined in golf.
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jthussler Says:
August 20th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
buying a ticket doesn’t entitle you to be a douche.
(granted, we’ve all been there.)
Neither does low seven figures.