Aly Raisman and Tyler Seguin Being Pushed Into a Relationship By Media Who Read Twitter

Aly Raisman, the Olympic gymnast, likes hockey and grew up in Massachusetts. Tyler Seguin plays for the Boston Bruins. Raisman is 18 and said that Seguin was her favorite player. Seguin is 20 and briefly interacted with Raisman on Twitter. They’re totally going to have a million babies! From the Boston Herald:
They’ve never even met, but there is definitely some heavy-duty flirting going on between Needham golden girl Aly Raisman and Bruins cutie Tyler Seguin. And if media matchmakers have their way, the two will be the new hot couple for the fall!
The media will lock these two in a closet and make them play 5 Minutes in Heaven.
“I was with a couple of my buddies at my house, and I just happened to go online after I tweeted and she’s tweeting back Barack Obama, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and I can’t remember who else, and I look down and happen to see my little name there. I was like ‘I might get a couple of followers out of this one.’ But it was pretty cool.”
That is so Tyler.
Fast forward again. This time to Wednesday, when Aly returned home to Needham from London. An inquiring mind in the media mob asked whether she had plans to meet Tyler Seguin.
“Depends if he wants to meet me,” the gymnast coyly replied.
I bet he does!
“I know she’s a hockey fan, so all the best,” Tyler smiled, playing it soooo cool.
He TOTALLY DOES!
“So are you more enamored to meet her, or she you?” Bruins TV guy John O’Brien pressed.
To get serious for a brief moment – That is a question that someone with a job asked someone else as part of that job.
(Smile.) “I guess it’s me to her now,” Tyler admitted. “I had her on Twitter followers by a couple hundred thousand, but she must be up around 400 (thousand) by now.”
(Frown.) They both have a lot more followers than me.
Before you start your Tyly Raisguin Tumblrs, Raisman also recently said she would “go on a date with Joe Jonas.” So if you’re keeping track at home, a teenage girl has expressed interest in not one, but two rich, famous, good-looking males in her age group. This is news as big a story as women being admitted membership to Augusta. [Boston Herald]

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August 20th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I’m on Twitter, and sometimes I even like Twitter. But if it went away tomorrow I’m not convinced it wouldn’t be a net positive.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Seguin > Hall
August 20th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Was there canoodling? Without canoodling I call bullshit.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
jeff kent will be on the next survivor
August 20th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Hilarious.
At some point Facebook got inundated with families, employers, co-workers and didn’t feel right to call the Pope a “morally bankrupt pederast abetting cunt” sandwiched between wedding and new born baby pictures. The crazy has to go somewhere so I enjoy twitter. It’s either twitter or I wear a sandwich board and go wondering the streets yelling at people but I’m usually too hungover for that.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
1/3 1/3 1/3 strikes again.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Seguin > Hall
This is a damn lie, sir.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Oh, look, it’s a hockey post and zzzzzzz
August 20th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Oh, look, it’s a hockey post and zzzzzzz
Calling this a hockey post is being a bit charitable.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Hit it, quit it and leak it brah.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
OMG LOL WUT?
August 20th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
CRM is taking a Scrooge McDuck dive into these pageviews.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Where can I go to un-see this?
August 20th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
So, he can obviously pull women with actual breasts, but is more interested in the 18 year old who looks like she is 12?
Must be a closeted Sandusky supporter.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Lies. Damn Lies. And statistics to back it up.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Oh a Sandusky joke. Timely and amusing.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
I’m sorry, I didn’t attend the WWoS School of Jokes. Perhaps next time you can leave a list of which jokes are allowable at the beginning of each post? I’m sure we would all then be better able to make you happy.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
/ OT
If you’re going to this funeral, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
That photo of Taylor Hall will haunt my dreams for a week.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Self-deprecation and jokes at the EIC expense are always a safe bet. I rarely leave the kiddie pool, in that regard.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
If you’re going to this funeral, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Tony Scott, Scott McKenzie…who’s next?
/votes for Scott Bakula.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
God Cass Elliott was fucking revolting.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Have always had an issue about adults looking at gymnasts in any light other than appreciating their athletic ability. They all look 12, or if they are Chinese, 8. Since they really are 12 to begin with.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
God Cass Elliott was fucking revolting.
And it was the 60s, so you know that nest had a shitload of twigs in it.
August 20th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
/uncontrollably vomits
August 20th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
/contemplates how much alcohol it would take to delete this picture from my mind
August 20th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
And you just gave my comment an unintended meaning. Thanks.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
You had to be pretty fockin high and whacked out on LSD to jump in the sack with her.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Hit it, quit it and leak it brah.
JEAH.
/+1 grill
August 20th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Sorry St. Bear. Didn’t see that connection until after I hit submit. Unintentionally disgusting is the best sort of funny though.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Indubitably.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
/sandusky’d
//low hanging fruit
///dick joke
August 20th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
You, sir, just earned AP credit.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
/ Rudyard Kipling’d
August 20th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Is this somehow different from what this website does every time Tim Tebow gets his photo taken with a girl with big tits?
August 20th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
This kid is doomed. I’ve never met a grown man named Tyler.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
First rule of Tebow Club is don’t ask questions about Tebow Coverage.
Second rule of Tebow Club is hiding your sexual proclivities.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
This kid is doomed. I’ve never met a grown man named Tyler.
Well then. I believe we are finished here. I say good day to you, sir!
/Duffy
August 20th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
or sue
August 20th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
/betterer
August 20th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Hey, now. She could sang. I enjoyed her Mamas & Papas work.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
But I love the big tittays
/black sweater, excellent choice.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Speaking of Tebow, the Simpsons last night had a funny gag that made me laugh out loud.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love their music, just commenting on the looks. Even Michelle Phillips looked like she was rode hard and put away wet………….
August 20th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Someone still watches The Simpsons?
August 20th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
The Simpsons are still better than the vast majority of whatever else is on Sun at 8pm.
August 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
it’s on