Comments on: Video: Danica Patrick Ran Over a Shoe

By: heldover

heldover — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 04:31:57 +0000

I never realized how pissed people were at the changes Lucas made to the original films when he re-released them in the late 90s with new stuff and edits.

Don’t get me started.

/ruined the Beta copies he watched them so much

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 03:50:03 +0000

Once you go black, of course you can go back.
If that doesn’t work, SROD really isn’t here.
Larry Porter deserved four more years.
The Spinners just make me sleepy.
Pam Grier? That azz just too big.

Man, I’m dying here. Laughing my ass off.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 03:46:55 +0000

I’ll bet SROD is lurking while simultaneously watching Nats and Chargers tonight.

Let’s test:

Shut down Strasburg NOW! Extend Norval’s contract by 10 years!!

SROD says long legs and a sweet perky ass are 2 things he does NOT want to see on a woman.

You guys are the BEST! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Actually, I did get to Coors tonight, and saw Giancarlo hit one 465 ft. Live, it didn’t sound like he hit it square, but it kept carrying.

We left top of 7th, Marlins were up 6-1. I see the Rocks made a game of it, but still lost.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:50:01 +0000

Well, my vokda has run out, so I’m gonna say, “Do svidaniya, y’all.”

Meth, don’t beat that dog, you may need him to fetch beer for you someday.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:47:30 +0000

Actual advice from actual doctors

Are these the same doctors whose signatures they blur out on the 5 hour energy commercials?

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:46:31 +0000

I’ll revise that for you, assuming I make the dog wait:

Drink heavily

Step in shit

Rub dog’s nose in it

Administer beating

Take dog out

Sleep

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:46:02 +0000

Listen to your body.*

If your body is telling you it needs beer, it needs beer.

/ *-Actual advice from actual doctors

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:44:17 +0000

Meth, go this route:

Drink heavily.

Take dog out.

Sleep.

If you black out before step 2 and the dog poops the floor, well, that’s the risk you gotta take to enjoy step 1.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:42:27 +0000

Drag Me to Hell getting ready to start on SyFy. Another good horror flick, courtesy of Sam Raimi.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:40:53 +0000

nine of them.

Yea fuck that. I’m debating on getting beer after work. Today’s been one of those (one of many of those) I need a fucking beer days, but I also feel like I could fall asleep within 5 minutes of feeding and taking the dog out.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:40:34 +0000

While watching football, I'm DVRing the original Mummy with Boris Karloff. Gonna watch it later. A stone-cold horror classic.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:38:54 +0000

Natalie Portman is a hottie, but even she is no reason to suffer through the travesty that Lucas made out of the Star Wars franchise with the latter three films.

At least he didn’t carry through on his original plan to make nine of them.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:36:01 +0000

Jerrah being interviewed at halftime of Pokes-Norvals.

Not amazed that they have won jacksquat since Jimmy J. and his players departed.

Jerrah’s wearing a silk shirt and sweating like a stuck Hog.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:33:57 +0000

lick*

It’s called Hooked on Phonics.

/Get some!

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:33:23 +0000

Hey, Kellen licked all comers.

I’d like Natalie Portman’s corners. And Shawn Johnson’s. Starts fapping at work.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:33:04 +0000

Watching Pepsi commercial, came up with a surefire idea:

I’m gonna develop a soda that you can drink faster by popping a hole in the top.

/ Starts counting money, cackling like Monty Burns

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:31:11 +0000

Boise State went something like 51-3 in the last 4 years with a lesbian at QB

Hey, Kellen licked all comers.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:30:33 +0000

Also, after perusing the Jets stats from tonight, I’m wondering how Jersey/B wil navigate their shedule this season without a QB.

By: Smallie Bigs

Smallie Bigs — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:30:26 +0000

What’s really amazing: LSU went 41-10 in the past four seasons without a QB

Meanwhile Boise State went something like 51-3 in the last 4 years with a lesbian at QB.

By: Nada

Nada — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 02:27:40 +0000

There was a Ryan Perrilloux sighting

Honey Badger, Chapter I

I’d say I’m amazed he’s still hanging on in the NFL, but Jarrett Lee is doing the same, so let’s just say I’m not amazed.

/ What’s really amazing: LSU went 41-10 in the past four seasons without a QB