I think they’re both ridiculous, but you’re right about that one.

But as far as sports fan lawsuits, this guy is far worse.

At least this lady suffered damages/pain/suffering.

This woman is a moron. She sat on a black bench on a day that was over 100 degrees. Where did she get her education or better yet, does she even have a 4th grade education?

http://www.sportmentary.com/2012/08/im-going-to-sue-you-because-im.html

The fuck is this?

BB has featured a disturbing lack of Bob Odenkirk the past two weeks.

He is in Alabama helping this guy

Your are

It’s going to get weird tonight.

Gambling on her weight I would set the line at 185 lbs.

My first-born on the over, please.

A google image search for myspace/facebook thumbnails of people with that name suggests it’s under. Surprisingly.

Gambling on her weight I would set the line at 185 lbs.
My first-born on the over, please.

Your are right it’s a shit line. House always wins my ass. She’s probably a fucking swamp hippo.

http://www.sportmentary.com/2012/08/im-going-to-sue-you-because-im.html

A flame about this high!

/holds hand ass-high
//watches people laugh

Gambling on her weight I would set the line at 185 lbs.

My first-born on the over, please.

She probably sat down and let her thighs cook for a bit before getting up.

Did she smell like pork, or like fish?

/”did I say that?”

“She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts,”

Third degree burns? Did she feel the burn, then continue to sit? I don’t even see how this is possible. I grabbed a soldering iron I didn’t know was plugged in and only got a 2nd degree that some ice and a bandage took care of in two days. Hopefully she burnt her ovaries so this stupidity doesn’t have any more vertical transmission.

I blame her mother… hear that, Mrs. Carrillo? You’re a fucking failure as a female member of society.

Jesus, skin grafts from sitting on a bench? Sounds like BS to me

This woman is surely a moron. She probably sat down and let her thighs cook for a bit before getting up.

Jesus, skin grafts from sitting on a bench? Sounds like BS to me.

I’m not sitting anywhere that hot for that long to get burns.

Where is the common sense, America?

Better call Saul!

BB has featured a disturbing lack of Bob Odenkirk the past two weeks.

There is obviously only one lawyer for her.

Better call Saul!