Roundup: Fantasy Football Sleepers, Teacher in Court for Having Sex with Four Students & Charlottesville is America’s Smartest City
Amy Childs … are these the 2013 NBA All-Star game uniforms? … Ashley Dupre is pregnant and engaged … terrible story about a fatal jet ski crash … Getty Images has been acquired for $3.3 billion … Charlottesville, Virginia is America’s smartest city … well, this quasi-actress is in pretty good shape … this man got struck by lightning in his own home … Cassie sunbathing on Diddy’s yacht, topless … really cool find in Demark … Justin Beiber is a Phish fan? … woman dies on vacation during parasailing accident … he accidentally shot his secretary with a submachine gun … “Texas jury sees video of teacher allegedly having sex with 4 students” … this is your sad link of the today …
Fantasy Football Sleepers, anyone? [National Football Post]
Florida State QB Ej Manuel: Ankle injury, but he should be ready for the start of the season. [Sentinel]
“Asad Rauf denies affair, but admits photos are real.” [Times of India]
Chad Johnson’s constant need for attention. [Enquirer]
Andy Roddick turns 30 in two weeks. Will his career end with just one Grand Slam title? [Tennis.com]
“Is new Kansas coach Charlie Weis a quarterback savant about to work his magic on Dayne Crist? A blowhard who really believes there’s not much difference between Kansas and Notre Dame?” [Oklahoman]
Pete is not a fan of those Erin Andrews commercials. [Philly Mag]
Steve Smith hated life in Carolina … until Cam Newton got there. [Yahoo]
Can we squeeze in one more Olympic link? It’s funny. [Telegraph]
Michigan and Michigan State still don’t like one another. [Detroit News]
Oregon’s sellout streak of 82 games in a row is in jeopardy. I’m shocked people aren’t buying tickets to the season-opening showdown with Arkansas State! [Register Guard]
Do football players live longer than baseball players? [Grantland]
Marcus Hayes seems to be the only one remotely reluctant about Philly giving Andrew Bynum a long term max deal. [Daily News]
What the quarterback sees. [via KSR]
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- Quietgoesthedon on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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August 17th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Nice roundup today TBL. And I don’t know who Amy Childs is but I approve.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
She’s not too shy, is she?
/English Tart
//I approve
August 17th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Jason – is today the day we get the UNC piece you’ve been promising?
August 17th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Marcus Hayes seems to be the only one remotely reluctant about Philly giving Andrew Bynum a long term max deal.
Love seeing the occasional Marcus Hayes post. We had a mutual friend in high school (2 schools) and hung out a few times. He was wingman when my best friend met his wife. Haven’t talked to him in probably 15 plus years.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Nice roundup today TBL.
+1
Will his career end with just one Grand Slam title?
But seriously?
/He is lucky to have that one
//and Brooklyn Decker
August 17th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
I thought it was going to be another story about giving money to PSU. But it was sad, just not pathetic sad.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
teacher wasn’t bad looking, too bad she ruined her life with a gang bang.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Didn’t click, but I assume this is another piece about PSU donations?
August 17th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Good work today, Jason.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
UK is going to have a hard time if the QB only uses the left side of the field.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Her husband, Christopher Colleps, a soldier stationed at Louisiana’s Fort Polk, has previously said he will support his wife and that they will remain married.
He’s joking right? Man of man, that be a cold day in hell that I’d support my wife after something like this came out.
/cuckold’d
August 17th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
I have no idea who this is.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Weak. Nebraska is up to 317 or somewhere around there.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Amy Childs – Never heard of her until today’s Roundup. Gracias, Jason.
English glamour models are some of the hottest women on Earth. Curvy as hell and love to flaunt.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
that’s sad, but it puts things into perspective
August 17th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
probably complicates things with three kids in the picture. be interested to see a follow up after the trial, guilty or not, if he hasn’t dumped her ass.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Would be so cool to have that helmet cam during games
August 17th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Dupree? We were just talking about Steal Away the other night in TBLAD.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Female Teacher-Male Student relations remains the most victimless crime in existence.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
would have to get that camera on a mini steady cam, otherwise i don’t think anyone would be able to figure out what they are seeing.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
All Star Game uniforms are just the worst. In every sport.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
You could have just ended this sentence after the word ‘time’ and it would have worked perfectly.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
A student pointed out a distinctive tattoo on the teacher’s lower back.
bullseye!
Her husband, Christopher Colleps, a soldier stationed at Louisiana’s Fort Polk, has previously said he will support his wife and that they will remain married.
leverage!
August 17th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
In related news, Marcus Hayes should not be writing about sports for a living because he is incredibly bad at it.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Might be the best piece I’ve ever read about Chad.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Mark Ingram, RB, New Orleans Saints (ADP: 81.5):
That ADP does seems low.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I call bullshit.
Wait till this story marinates in his head for a while and replays it in his head. He won’t be able to rid himself of this cum dumpster fast enough once that happens, kids or not.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Clint Dempsey News – Team’s twitter page says he won’t be in tomorrow’s matchday squad and that he does want to leave the team.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Chad Johnson’s constant need for attention.
Might be the best piece I’ve ever read about Chad.
that piece could have been written 7 years ago; nothing has changed.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
what a fucking whore that broad was.
Tell me again about the sanctity of teaching, as a profession. I always enjoy that little chestnut after reading a story like this.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Doesn’t change the fact that it is still spot on.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Every times I hear/see about a woman’s lower back tattoo, I think of that SNL clip.
/Pretty sad indeed
August 17th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
terrible story about a fatal jet ski crash
childhood buddy who I lost track of in college got killed in a jet ski accident. Be careful out there.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
that’s actually a pretty accurate use of “cum dumpster”, rarely seen around these parts.
nicely done.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Female Teacher-Male Student relations remains the most victimless crime in existence.
A win-win if there ever was one.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
wow, it is dead in here today.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
if that teacher is into 5-ways it’s quite possible that soldier did some crazy stuff to her that he dont want leaked. not sure of his career goals but there’s probably a lot of kinks in that closet.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Doesn’t change the fact that it is still spot on.
why put forth the effort to write a story about something everyone clearly has known for years?
that’s the equivalent of writing a piece on lindsey lohan’s need for substance abuse.
August 17th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Either that, or she is simply a craven fucking whore.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Fully expected to scroll down and see the “Hot Cheetos & Takis” video in the roundup. Somewhat disappointed.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I wasn’t aware of the back story of his mother leaving him at age 5.
I’ve always liked Chad Johnson and hope somehow things work out for him.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
i wish they did something like this for nfl network and had someone like greg cosell point out what the QB’s actually looking for. that’d be sweet.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
And they’ll make sure to tell you about it.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
wow, it is dead in here today.
lotta partying after the Browns win last night.
/Super Bowl
August 17th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Worth checking out, if only to see the picture for 17. Honolulu, Hawaii
Oh, and I’m assuming places like Los Alamos NM, Oak Ridge TN, and Midland MI didn’t make it due to their size.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Shutter Island at 8 in the morning….. why not?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
I’m not one to care much about a player’s body language or reaction to a bad performance but Graham Harrell seeming to be in good spirits towards the end of that one seemed odd…I guess he knows there’s no real competition for the job because he was fuck awful
August 17th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Leo is a patient
/nods at Mole
August 17th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I fully support this message.
/Non-Browns fans can leave us alone while we celebrate
August 17th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Justin Beiber is a Phish fan?
No. Not at all. He probably had no idea who they are. Phish’s lighting director will be Beiber’s on his new tour. Which still blows my mind.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Death machines in the hands of the inexperienced and/or ignorant. “Watch me see how fast I can run this bitch out of gas!” [holds down full-throttle for an hour]
/has a pair of Sea-Doos
August 17th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Oh, and I’m assuming places like Los Alamos NM, Oak Ridge TN, and Midland MI didn’t make it due to their size.
I’m guessing Princeton didn’t make it because it’s too small?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
too risky. Can’t have the Sanchize being outed by video footage of players asses and crotches in between plays.
“Obviously he is looking there for….I don’t know what the hell he is looking at”
August 17th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
mandated boat safety classes in 5th grade taught me more than DARE ever did.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
“oh God… OH GOD! What’s he doing to the center!??!?!?! My Eyes!”
August 17th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Plus, weren’t all the “victims” over the age of 18?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Boom! Roasted…
“But I can’t act like a perpetually happy moron—A pretty girl! Who loves sports! Go team!—while Andrews talks out of both sides of her mouth, seemingly unaware that she’s no more than a placeholder for the next pretty face. (I hope her successor has an exit strategy established before desperation sets in.)”
August 17th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Also, Cablevision (New York cable company owned by James Dolan) FINALLY reached a deal with NFL Network. That means all of NYC now has the ability to get the channel without having to figure out getting a dish for their apartment. Best sports news of the day for the area.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Most likely, yes. I’m a huge Federer fan but I was pulling hard for Andy at Wimbledon 3 years ago. That might be the greatest match Roddick has ever played in and he didn’t even win it.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Also, Cablevision (New York cable company owned by James Dolan) FINALLY reached a deal with NFL Network. That means all of NYC now has the ability to get the channel without having to figure out getting a dish for their apartment. Best sports news of the day for the area.
That makes me happier than Mark Sanchez inside a 16 year old chick.First channel this morning.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
And can we please free Butters? I put in an e-mail on this subject as well but I don’t see why his commenting privileges were revoked. He made a critical comment but I fail to see the malice in it. That’s the last I’ll say about it.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Maybe if they weren’t so poor.
/refinances balloon mortgage payment
August 17th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Butters is banned? I had no idea he was gone…..
August 17th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
:clicks teacher/student link:
:doesn’t see video included:
:kicks dirt:
Lucky jury
August 17th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
By far the quickest overreaction by J-Mac to date.
What Butters did made what Beekeeper Ben did look like a jihad.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Didn’t know that either. I didn’t get the impression that he was on any banning radar. Did I miss something?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
The Phillies bullpen is the worst, you guys.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Flat tire #4 since January. Nails found all 4 of ‘em. Do I get some sort of prize?
/hoorayyy Friday
August 17th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’d say stop pissing off coworkers or neighbors
August 17th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Charlottesville, Virginia is America’s smartest city
I had been looking for a job in this town for a long time before we decdided to move to Denver. Beautiful area, small enough that it isn’t too crowded, close to DC, the list goes on. It is a great town.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
What did butters say to get banned?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
what did i miss? when did this happen?
was this yesterday when everyone was on probation and every comment had to be moderated?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
In what thread was Butters’ banning?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
It was his comment in the UNC/Peppers post yesterday. Something to the effect that J-Mac had posted his entire transcript a few days earlier, so why would he highlight certain semesters in a seperate post. A valid question that I agree with.
/ban me
August 17th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Butters wondered if we were going to get a semester by semester breakdown of Julius Pepper’s college years. Apparently it was worth a banning. Guy was always quick to point out when the EIC had a good post too. Whatever.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Butters’ ability to comment here has faded faster than Lindsay Lohan’s looks!
August 17th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
David Wilson or Doug Martin in a dynasty league?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
No. Dayne Crist is not that good. Fuck….Tommy Rees took the starting job from him.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Jesus, TST and RWH… The BanHammer of Damocles is hanging over our head.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Martin….but, who was the last awesome rookie running back in fantasy? Serious question. I’m brain dead today.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Wonder kinda quality it was. Hope it wasn’t shot in portrait mode.
/hate that shit.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I just went back through that. Unless I’m missing something, Butters isn’t banned. I only saw the one post from Jason directed at him where he said that if Butters didn’t understand the premise of the post he couldn’t help him.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Jason did it on the sly. Last night, Butters said that all his comments now go directly to moderation, and then deletion.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
So is there a Banned List? Cause I’d like to see it.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
I thought I saw Taguchi back here….did he get the boot again?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Butters is banned? I had no idea he was gone…..
WTF? What happened?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Ll of my posts did the same thing yesterday afternoon Bear, and suddenly it clcleared up. I don’t think he’s banned, I just thing it was a site issue.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Redheads. Oh my.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Why is the uniform being modeled by Pedo Bear?
August 17th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
” … my indifference toward Erin Andrews, America’s most popular sideline reporter, has blossomed into a bouquet of full-blown contempt, mixed with accents of pity and concern.”
Yep, that about says it all.
August 17th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
That teacher threw those kids a bone! You don’t go testifying against her after the fact. Pretty uncool. Fired?… sure, 20 years in jail?… get the hell out of here!
August 17th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Tuh-tuh-tuh today, junior!
August 17th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Yes. But he has Brooklyn Decker to console him.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Again: redheads! My oh my.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
You can think that, but you’d be wrong. Everything goes into moderation for him.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Not a reference to attendance, but an accounting of how long it’s been since they sold their souls to Nike.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I was only here to make Butters laugh so I guess I should hang em up.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Free Butter for all!
/er, free Butters!
August 17th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
here’s where j-mac swoops in and says something about not knowing anything about anyone being banned and it wasn’t his doing.
/pours one out for TST
August 17th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Free Hat!
August 17th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Lol, fuck this phone
August 17th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Strangely enough, add Huntsville/Madison, Alabama to that list of being too small to make the slide show.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
What cracks me up about these probiotic products and yogurts is that they’re using phrases like “digestive health” to tiptoe around the fact that they’re really talking about the consistency of your poop.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I thought it was something other than chicks that make The Sanchize happy.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
You have to say it this way.
August 17th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Mullet, you can italicize from the phone?
August 17th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Tommy Boy, I hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for….
August 17th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
He’s a E-2 in the Army. He doesn’t have much going on, he was lucky to land a college-educated woman with a career job (the one she just pissed away) in the first place.
Also, what’s not being mentioned in any of the media is that all the boys were black. It was a BBC thing. Not that it matters, but *that* is what it is that he mentioned she wanted from the boy and he had.