Bull Fighter Gored, Amazingly Survives

All, Video, Violence Jason McIntyre August 17th. 2012, 5:20pm

Fernando Cruz, how did you survive this? According to Fox News Latino:

“His condition is stable. He had a very troubled night despite the sedatives, all due to the magnitude of the mishap. And it’s still too soon to guess what’s going to happen in the coming hours,” Dr. Maximo Garcia Padros said.
He described Cruz’s goring on Wednesday as “the worst we have had this year at the Madrid bull ring.”

If you watch it in slow motion, it’s almost as if … yikes, I’m getting queasy just typing about it. [via Herbie]

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37 Responses to “Bull Fighter Gored, Amazingly Survives”

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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
That is why you don’t taunt big pissed off animals that have sharp pointed objects made out of bone attached to their massive heads.
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FredSanford Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
I root bull every time.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
I root bull every time.
You and me both.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Best beef I ever had was Texas Longhorn burgers. Had them at Penn’s Cave. I remembered they have a farm that raises them just over the PA line on the way home, so I decided to stop and buy some burgers since they had a sign that said “Longhorns for sale.” Come to find out he wasn’t selling Longhorn burgers. He was selling Longhorns. As in I would’ve had to buy the whole fucking cow.
/Checked his wallet
//Not enough
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resolutedefense Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I root bull every time.
You and me both.
Count me as a third. If you want to mess with and taunt dangerous animals, I’m not going to feel bad when the animal gets you.
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Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I root bull every time.
You and me both.
Make that the 3 of us.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
If you want to mess with and taunt dangerous animals, I’m not going to feel bad when the animal gets you.
That’s why you wouldn’t find me doing Steve Irwin’s job. I’m not about to have the way I go out be because some fucking sting ray in Abdul-jazira decides he doesn’t like American meat.
Americans. The other white meat.
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GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Mess with the bull, you get the horns….. RIGHT IN YOUR DICK
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resolutedefense Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
That’s why you wouldn’t find me doing Steve Irwin’s job.
Exactly. I felt bad for his kids losing their dad, but I mean, if that’s your job you have to kind of expect at one point the animal is going to be quicker than you
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
RIGHT IN YOUR DICK
I can’t watch the video at work. Is that where he gets gored? Shitty if it is.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
you have to kind of expect at one point the animal is going to be quicker than you
Crikey! That’s the most venomous snake in the world! Let’s see if we can get close enough to poke him with a 4 inch twig.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Americans. The other white meat.
There goes the fajita…hahahaha.
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Ty_Webb Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
jck49er cannot root for the bull as he loves the bullfighter’s outfit
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GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Yes meth, it’s a massive blow to the dick. It appears the bull penetrated the faggy bullfighters dick with its right horn
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resolutedefense Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Yes meth, it’s a massive blow to the dick.
Can’t watch the vid either but if that’s the case, can we count this towards the count of dong posts on TBL?
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Yes meth, it’s a massive blow to the dick.
Never a good occurrence, no matter the profession. Fucker had it coming though. As previously stated that’s why you don’t do this shit, or else you’ll suffer massive blows to the dick from sharp, hardened horns.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
can we count this towards the count of dong posts on TBL?
This is just what I’d expect from a dong blog.
/Whoever it was that said that’d
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GloriousMullet beats jokes into the ground Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
Note to self: avoid all situations that might result in a massive blow to the dick, unless the situation involves spencers mom.
/nods at Jeremy Piven
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sousedbergin Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:32 PM
The bull is half dead before it even starts. Credit the bull.
/Team if I would eat an animal I would watch it fight to the death
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Nada Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
That’s why you wouldn’t find me doing Steve Irwin’s job.
That’s also why you no longer find Steve Irwin doing Steve Irwin’s job.
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Nada Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
Some days you gore the bull, some days the bull goes you.
/ Benny the Deckhand’d
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Nada Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:37 PM
Some days you gore the bull, some days the bull gores you.
/ Benny the Deckhand’d
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:39 PM
That’s also why you no longer find Steve Irwin doing Steve Irwin’s job.
Is it wrong that I laughed at that? Very well played, Nada.
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sousedbergin Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
That’s also why you no longer find Steve Irwin doing Steve Irwin’s job.
Steve shouldn’t mouthed off like that.
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Smallie Bigs Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:50 PM
Soused I just poured my first homemade manhattan per your exact specifications last night.
/gonna be a good night
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Smallie Bigs Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:51 PM
Also on team Bull here. Why tempt natural animalistic tendencies?
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sousedbergin Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:54 PM
Soused I just poured my first homemade manhattan per your exact specifications last night.
Cheers!
Myself and Scripty’s recipes are very very similar right down to the rye you avoid. That drink creeps up on you, the first one you know is dangerous, numbers 3,4,5 and beyond seem harmless but shit will get weird fast.
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Smallie Bigs Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 6:57 PM
That drink creeps up on you, the first one you know is dangerous, numbers 3,4,5 and beyond seem harmless but shit will get weird fast
I’m an old pro at this drinking thing. Besides, it can’t be any different than sharing a bottle of bourbon on the rocks with a friend over the course of a night.
/looks around and sees no one
//hears wife making dinner in the kitchen
///Sounds like she’s the DD for the night
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:01 PM
/looks around and sees no one
George Thorogood approves.
/Drinking alone
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:01 PM
Got into bullring in costa rica at some festival. The bulls were young and their hornpoints were covered. Still the game was to bother them then move out the way. Was scary
I’m ok
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:04 PM
Every morning just before breakfast i dont want no coffee or tea
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Smallie Bigs Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:05 PM
/Drinking alone
Wife’s here. Just not in the same room. Or drinking. But I’m technically not alone.
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
Wife’s here. Just not in the same room. Or drinking. But I’m technically not alone.
I don’t have a problem drinking alone. Somebody else in the world is drinking at the same time. Speaking of Thorogood, used to be George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers. REPRESENTIN’ motherfucker!
/Fuck Delaware
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:17 PM
I need to get GT’s first album
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:18 PM
One bourbon one scotch is such a fun listen
Everybody funny…now you funny too
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Monster is Meth Says:
August 17th, 2012 at 7:20 PM
One bourbon one scotch is such a fun listen
Agreed. Always liked his music.
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PurdueMatt Says:
August 18th, 2012 at 7:08 AM
/team bull
//bull fighting is awful

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