Comments on: Video: James Harden’s Tear Away Beard Highlights Awesome Foot Locker Commercial

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:17:16 +0000

Look at that stuffy assholeHe defended your nation with honor! UngratefulThis is a good job, good effort. Very disapointing.

By: Watsonian

Watsonian — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:06:30 +0000

Martin Mull. Legend.

I heard he was Coop’s scout master.

By: cleet

cleet — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:03:13 +0000

That’s where Colonel Mustard made a name for himself, though.

Martin Mull. Legend.

/pours one out for dirt

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:01:10 +0000

Damn, link didn’t come through.
http://www.cleverlike.com/img/mustard.jpg

Look at that stuffy asshole. I’m glad I clinked him over the head with a candlestick in the library. Bastard deserved it.

I mean…I’m glad that bitch Ms. Scarlett clinked him over the head…

/misdirection
//was really bad at Clue

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:00:07 +0000

Did you know that Britain and China fought a number of wars in the nineteenth century over the British introduction of mustard to Chinese society?
Wait…no. That was opium. Nevermind.
That’s where Colonel Mustard made a name for himself, though. With the opium. In the den.

All of this. Ha!

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:58:11 +0000

Equal parts Mustard and Sriracha is tasty on a pretzel.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:57:24 +0000

Jalapeno mustard > spicy brown mustard > regular mustard

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:54:05 +0000

Damn, link didn’t come through.
http://www.cleverlike.com/img/mustard.jpg

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:52:05 +0000

Did you know that Britain and China fought a number of wars in the nineteenth century over the British introduction of mustard to Chinese society?
Wait…no. That was opium. Nevermind.

That’s where Colonel Mustard made a name for himself, though. With the opium. In the den.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:50:27 +0000

Did you know that Britain and China fought a number of wars in the nineteenth century over the British introduction of mustard to Chinese society?
Wait…no. That was opium. Nevermind.

i lolled at both the post and this.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:48:47 +0000

Rocking the monocle.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:45:15 +0000

Did you know that Britain and China fought a number of wars in the nineteenth century over the British introduction of mustard to Chinese society?

Wait…no. That was opium. Nevermind.

By: NDub

NDub — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:44:55 +0000

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By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:42:27 +0000

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By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:41:00 +0000

Did you know I’m eating mustard on my turkey sandwich today?

By: FondleMySweaters

FondleMySweaters — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:38:07 +0000

Did you know mustard takes the heat out of burns? I got a bad burn from a cut torch one and a waitress put mustard on it. Felt fine a few minutes later.

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:35:40 +0000

That is fantastic. Well done foot locker.