Roundup: Melky Cabrera, Michael Jordan’s Coach, Calvin & Hobbes Gifs and Somebody in Michigan Won Powerball
Amy Schumer … gif of dogs breaking up a cat fight … Bain’s latest outsourcing plan … attempting to break into an MMA gym … don’t let people take pictures in your Maserati … pictures of “fighting” in Syria … slipped in the shower, fell down a shaft … just like The Wire – a burner app … related: warrantless wiretapping … stealing pot from police because it smells good … Georgia’s student newspaper staff has walked out … Marineland trainer quits, exposes horrible conditions … fake luxury shoes … Paul Ryan is looking to trim the budge a bit … Paul Ryan’s fraternity house … Julia Child’s birthday … 3D printers building houses … rich kids of Instagram …
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar knows what Dwight Howard is going through. [LA Times]
Important: Calvin & Hobbes gifs. [tumblr]
The history of prog rock. [Slate]
Christian Littlehead, the OSU lineman who punched a chick during a beer pong game, had his charges dropped. [Tulsa World]
What was Melky Cabrera thinking? My guess? “I want to be better at baseball.” [San Francisco Chronicle]
Someone in Michigan is rich. [Detroit Free Press]
Dear Michael Jordan, you want to help out your old coach or what? [Sports Illustrated]
An interview with Billy King. [New York Times]
Jimmy Traina interviewed Vin Scully. [Hot Clicks]
We live in a world of braggarts, but that isn’t news to me. [Wall Street Journal]
Can a knuckleballer really win a Cy Young. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Derrick Rose talks about his injury. [SLAM]
Korean rapper PSY rapping about… who cares.
Nada Surf’s Popular was big about 16 Summers ago.
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- Quietgoesthedon on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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August 16th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
I had never heard of this girl before, I had to google her, and came across this image, interesting, to say the least
These were great, my roommate in college had several of the C&H books and they were just damn funny, great comic.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
I’m not familiar with Ms. Schumer. She seems nice.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
“Paul Ryan is looking to trim the budge a bit” ?
August 16th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
I assuming this will have its own post today?
August 16th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
And Nada Surf was pretty good live this past spring. Only took me 16 years to see them.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
I love Calvin & Hobbes!
August 16th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Carl Carey responds to Jason’s TBL article
August 16th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
That seems laughable.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Amy Schumer was good as the leadoff on the Rosanne roast. Gilbert Gottfried’s whole persona is incredible, I’m laughing just thinking about him.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
The old coach’s plight is awful. Howeva…
This Thomas Lake and his “as I wrote last year” perspective is ham-fisted, to say the least. You made your point. Browbeating somebody into doing the right thing (at least in your eyes) ain’t the way to go about it. Especially someone you don’t know well (assuming he’s never met MJ).
How would any of us feel if similar happened in our lives? Have any of us ever done what Lake wants done, even on a smaller scale? Any of us ever been confronted by a stranger saying “somebody who bought you a beer 30 years ago is scuffling, and you can help”?
August 16th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
I reached out to Carl Carey to ask if he had a response to McIntyre’s article. ”The issues pertaining to college student athletes and academics are very serious,” said Carey to SportsAgentBlog.com.
Dude, he totally iced your cold call and picked up on this guy.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
So Ricky Reilly wants to tear up a contract that two private parties freely entered into and has been financially lucrative for both parties? For a man who routinely regurgitates his own work and hasn’t had a good article since the 90s, maybe he should point that relegation ray-gun to himself.
/Calvin and Hobbes > Peanuts and Garfield combined
August 16th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Amy Schumer is one, if not the funniest women in ‘Merica.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
She’s got a one-hour comedy special on Comedy Central this wknd. I think it’s Sat night at 11pm EST. The broad is pretty f’n funny
August 16th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Calvin and Hobbes > Peanuts and Garfield combined
Oh by far….
Far Side >>>> any other comic.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
ive been following along vice’s updates of the syria shit…it’s truly, truly disgusting. fuck al-assad.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
On Jordan’s old HS coach – It’s a sad story but I don’t understand why every dork with a laptop wants to try to get MJ’s attention for the guy.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I loved this stuff. Hobbes was so wise. The “horror snowmen” strips were hilarious.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
/the new banhammer’d
August 16th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Haha, I love me some Far Side but as Marlo once said “Chris, tell our people to tool up.”
August 16th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Co-signed.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Amy Schumer is hilarious, and in person she gives off that “I will hurt you in the bedroom” vibe, and I mean that as a total compliment. I knew immediately this was a CRM joint, now way TBL knows who she is.
/golf clap for CRM
August 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Gilbert Gottfried’s whole persona is incredible, I’m laughing just thinking about him.
His bit during the Bob Sagat roast is easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I was in pain from laughing so hard.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes >>>> any other comic.
Co-signed.
FIXED.
Bain’s latest outsourcing plan …
Why the hell am I reading about this on a website for a BRITISH newspaper?
August 16th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Solid LOL to start my day.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Far Side vs Calvin & Hobbs is like arguing Boobs vs Ass. They’re just two very different things, and in the end, we all win.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
At least Melky Cabrerea ‘owned’ it when he was busted. Obviously he wasn’t going to come out and say the reason he was having such a great season was because he was juicing, but he didn’t give us some sham answer when caught.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
those who report these stories have a productive agenda
Presented without comment.
I hope Lt. McIntyre comes out to play wth this one
August 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
what’s her comedy style?
August 16th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I agree. This is the type of stuff that conflicts the hell outta me – do I want my country to do the humane thing and assist the suffering and oppressed? Or do I want us to sit back and let them fight over their differences?
I think diplomacy and humanitarian aid is about all that we can do right now. Fuck Russia and China for supporting this asshole.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
when i have kids the giant hardbound complete collections will be required reading for both TFS and C&H
August 16th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Why? I mean, she’s funny, but…
August 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Says the low 7 figures, Porsche shopping, sideline photo tweeting EIC.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Amen.
http://gif-central.blogspot.com/2012/05/clint-eastwood-nodding.html
August 16th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Hey CRM, congrats on the promotion and pay raise!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Ack!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Says the low 7 figures, Porsche shopping, sideline photo tweeting EIC.
Was Jason finally plucked from the higher ups? Congrats, CRM
August 16th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Less gymnastics, more Calvinball in the 2016 Games
August 16th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
OT: on the 35th anniversary of his death, TCM is showing Elvis movies all day. Check ‘em out, uh-huh.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
nobody could smash a chalice of wine on TV like Julia Child. Legend
August 16th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Carl Carey responds to Jason’s TBL article
Oof.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
“I am not the owner of a website designed to smear anyone.”
Carey, when pushed for further clarification to a statement that can be interpretted so many different ways, replied, “Look, I don’t know how to say it any clearer. I do not not…not(?)…own a website designed to smear anyone.”.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
One man’s “bragging” is another man’s “self-marketing”.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
FYI, this links to the Calvin & Hobbes gif site.
/Merry Metal Mursday, everybody!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV8z3H-9Dy0
August 16th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
pfft. a) dreaming. b) no clue what that means.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
what’s her comedy style?
Reverse cowgirl.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
thats what you get for cutting him from the varsity as a freshman!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Less gymnastics, more Calvinball in the 2016 Games
Each host nation gets to eliminate one rule and add their own rule. Now we’re having FUN with it.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I used the term “Calvinball” to describe how a process worked at my job to my boss.
He was not amused once I explained what that meant.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I reread this at least once every couple of months. Via The Onion…
Bill Watterson Writes, Illustrates, Shreds New ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Strip Each Morning Out Of Spite
AUGUST 29, 2011
CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OH—Despite not having published a new comic strip since December 1995, cartoonist Bill Watterson has reportedly taken the time every day since to write, pencil, hand-ink, and, out of spite, destroy a new installment of Calvin And Hobbes. “Wow, this might be one of the best yet,” Watterson said as he completed his 5,689th strip of the past 16 years and then immediately fed it into a paper shredder. “I bet my millions of fans would really love this whole new direction for Spaceman Spiff. Oh, well, fuck them.” According to sources, Watterson also spends a portion of his time calling comic strip syndicates to discuss publishing new material, only to abruptly announce, “Actually, that’s never gonna happen,” and hang up the phone.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
@johndewar
Nice signing by Holmgren yesterday. How soon until Simmonds is dealt?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Whenever he sits in on Stern it’s the best. Nothing beats “Dice” Gottfried
August 16th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
LOVE THIS SONG
August 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I remember that day. When I told my mother she cried.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
As an owner of both Peanuts and C&H tattoos, how fucking DARE you lump Peanuts in with Garfield.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Anytime anyone brings up Elvis, I think of Eddie Murphy doing Elvis.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Whenever he sits in on Stern it’s the best. Nothing beats “Dice” Gottfried
Gilbert with Beet are also legendary bits.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
How DARE you sir??!1??
/secretly knows you’re probably right
August 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
“The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.”
Consider my foundation of modern philosophy penetrated, you amusing Korean Ricky Gervais/Chris Pontius hybrid.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Amy Schumer is one, if not the funniest women in ‘Merica.
she killed it on the roseanne roast, but lisa lampenelli is the funniest woman in murica.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
That’s not goo for me
August 16th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
This. Whenever lemonade is mentioned or offered to me, I think “Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink.”
August 16th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
That’s not goo for me
Goo for you
August 16th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
everyone should listen to this.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Think she’s better enjoyed in small doses, the roasts were just enough time to get the idea…tried watching an HBO special and threw in the towel a half hour in
August 16th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
lisa lampenelli is the funniest woman in murica.
The fuck?!?!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
i like funny people, and she is funny. the fuck is wrong with you?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
My H.S. football team had a scrimmage near there that day. Hundreds of folk out in front of Graceland…in the August heat…standing around as if Elvis was gonna come back from the dead. One of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.
It’s probably a madhouse on Elvis Presley Boulevard today. Would not want to be in that crowd.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
So who sat through that redneck trainwreck known as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? Anyone, Beuller?
/wasnt TLC “The Learning Channel” at one time?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
yowza
August 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
“Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink.”
we gonna win this race….
August 16th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
“Black cock, cunt, fat”
- Lisa Lampinelli’s entire act.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Nada Surf’s Popular
LOVE THIS SONG
The mash-up with 50-cent Wanksta is phenomenal. Highly recommended
August 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Yup. Once in awhile, she’ll put something on twitter that’s funny, but her HBO special wasn’t that special, really. Her schtick gets stale, fast.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I hear you SROD, but part of what makes MJ (even more) a douche is that he has run around perpetrating the whole: he cut me from varsity” lie his whole life. IN reality, the guy did nothing but help him succeed, and for that he has received nothing except a pain in the ass. Jordan is such a fucking dick he even ripped him again in his lame HOF speech. MJ is just not a good dude.
/Team He Owes That Coach Something
August 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I hear you SROD, but part of what makes MJ (even more) a douche is that he has run around perpetrating the whole “he cut me from varsity” lie his whole life. In reality, the guy did nothing but help him succeed and for that he has received nothing except a pain in the ass. Jordan is such a fucking dick he even ripped him again in his lame HOF speech. MJ is just not a good dude.
/Team He Owes That Coach Something
August 16th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
- Lisa Lampinelli’s entire act.
solid impersonation.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Soused totally Mencia’d a full 1/3 of her act?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
AWWWWWW YEA….
August 16th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
It’s really gotten bad. Has anyone seen Extreme Cheapskates? Really should be titled The Certifiably Insane Are Running Free. These people need to be put down.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
At least…she actually had a bit on serfdom back in the 80s too
August 16th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
and the history channel used to talk about history
August 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Good to see the site is fixed.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
He doesn’t technically say he’s not the owner of the website. Just that he’s not the owner of a website designed to smear anyone. He walks a fine line.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
lisa lampenelli is the funniest woman in murica.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
She is McIntyre’s favorite comedian. Or, at least female. I can’t stand here, but to each his own.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
lisa lampenelli is the funniest woman in murica.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
She is McIntyre’s favorite comedian. Or, at least female. I can’t stand her, but to each his own.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
OK, Vincent. MJ has always been a self-serving cat. That narrative made for a great story for a long time. The coach did help him in high school. Is there a statute of limitations on that?
That’s why I asked the questions. Each of us have probably had someone help us along our lives. For you or me, if someone from high school came up to us needing substantial help, how far would we go?
Sure, MJ can help. He’s got the bucks to do it. I was more picking at Lake trying to force the issue. If MJ ever comes through, it won’t be because Lake did his written arm-twisting.
Also, what if we could identify 5 people who helped MJ over the years. How much does he help each?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Good to see the site is fixed.
No shit. I’m having to click five times for a comment to go through.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Women aren’t funny anyway so I’m not sure what we’re even arguing over.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
that song sucks. it sucked back then, too.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Lapeer Michigan. Decent little community made up of people who got the hell out of Flint over the last 30 years.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Women in general get offended quicker than men. Is that something we can agree on, or is it considered sexist?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
mole, how do you feel about women comedians?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
BILLY WAGNER BACK!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
way to go bieber. broaden those horizons.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
There’s a mole in the system!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
“Speak for yourself”
-Romney
August 16th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I love when the site goes into a loop on Mole’s comments
August 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes is one of the better gifts I’ve received
August 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
AWESOME.
my sister graduated from her audiology program this past weekend and one of her friends came in for the party who’s mom made a killing in her divorce settlement and now lives in the same building as trey…sees him all the time. says he’s way cooler now that he’s not a junkie anymore lol.
on another note…this chick was always kind of awkward looking, but she came back this weekend and was SMOKING HOT. all my sister’s friends that came ive known forever and i was continually taken back at how much better they looked than when they were weird kids.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Larson said Tethercat generated more hatemail than any other comic he did.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
and also in singing the praises of Phish’s revered lighting director Chris Kuroda, who will be designing Bieber’s next tour
!!!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
HUMANIZE HER!!!
August 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
way to go bieber. broaden those horizons.
I like it Beebs.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
In Wilmington NC, MJ could build this guy a house for $10,000. That’s probably less than $1.00 for you and me. Would I give a dollar to a coach who helped me in HS (above and beyond what average coaches do)? Absolutely. It’s not a hard decision.
And the cut story was a bald-faced lie. For him to keep rubbing that coach’s face in it is embarrassing. What kind of person shits on people like that?
August 16th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
best in the biz.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
says he’s way cooler now that he’s not a junkie anymore
funny how that works…
I love that CK5 is doing the biebs’ lights next tour. gonna blow some teeny bopper minds out there
August 16th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I just flagged seveal far side galleries on ebay for bids.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Used to work in an old building where the door swung the wrong way. I hung an enlarged and framed copy of the awesome School for the Gifted panel next to it.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
louis, phone caw.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
and also in singing the praises of Phish’s revered lighting director Chris Kuroda, who will be designing Bieber’s next tour
best in the biz.
Shocked. I figure he was going to do Trey’s upcoming solo tour.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
and also in singing the praises of Phish’s revered lighting director Chris Kuroda, who will be designing Bieber’s next tour
best in the biz.
Shocked. I figure he was going to do Trey’s upcoming solo tour.
FIX YOUR SITE, JASON
August 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
CNN, MSNBC are too busy reporting and Kanyedarshian to actually report news.
Basically Romney profits from a crack team of economic super villains.
That Lisa whore stole 1/3 of my act which I stole from chavs.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I have a few Calvin and Hobbes prints that the cuntex gave me, but can’t bring myself to hang them up. Should probably donate them to the Toonseum here.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
pics?
August 16th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
All you guys talking about Murica’s funniest woman seem to have forgotten about Tina Fey. Granted she’s not a stand up, but she’s funny as shit
August 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Yeah it keeps screwing up my grammar.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
And the cut story was a bald-faced lie
Oh really glad you were there the whole time d-bag.
/next thread’ed
August 16th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Libraries occasionally have book sales (at least here in the DC ‘burbs). I picked up a every Far Saide and C&H collection they had, prob 6 total. Score!
August 16th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
This is one of the best ever. I feel like that every time I push a door the wrong way.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
But what if we threw a war – and EVERYBODY came?
August 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Do I need to have been there to reference facts that are not in dispute?
August 16th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Oh man, my hatred of Notre Dame is so overwhelming that I enjoyed a Rick Reiley ESPN article.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Do I need to have been there to reference facts that are not in dispute
Nah. FB post of a wisecracker. Check it out. Wasn’t ribbing you
August 16th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
I’ve seen them both live–this couldn’t be less true. Lampanelli sucks balls live, and Schumer killed for 50 minutes. Not even close.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The kind you don’t want to turn your back on, for sure.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Calvin and Hobbes
I’m glad the avatar I’ve been using for the last year finally gets some well deserved recognition.
August 16th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Ooops – I forgot I changed it … doh!
August 16th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Amy Schumer – thumbs up.
August 16th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Forgot to mention this, but contrast MJ with Woodley’s HS gift, for kids he doesn’t even know. And MJ has 100 times the kwan that Woodley has. Just sayin…