Ryan Lochte talked a big game leading up to the Olympics and he kind of, sort of backed that talk up by winning 5 medals. His mom talks about his sex life, he takes pictures that look like he’s hooking up with his sister and he’s going to have a reality show. He’s swimming’s Gronk – a water-based celebrity meathead. The next obvious move is a cameo on a really shitty television program like 90210. From USA Today:

“When we found out Ryan Lochte was going to be in town and might appear on 90210, we felt like we’d won a gold medal!” executive producers Patti Carr and Lara Olsen said in the announcement. “We only wish the episode was a surf event so we could have gotten him in the water, but he deserves a little rest on dry land.”

Guh… The worst. Everything and everyone is the worst. Lochte’s episode will air in late October so throw your DVR out the window if that is set to record.