A white woman marrying a black athlete.

Or….

An athlete marrying a cheerleader.

A white woman marrying a black athlete.

Or….

An athlete marrying a cheerleader.

Like that one teacher who thought there were evil spirits in certain houses. Fuck that guy.

This. God I hate it when they say that. Or how they always end the show sharing wine and a cheese plate with friends. Once, just once, I’d like to see the guy standing there with a rocks glass of whiskey in his hands.

“I can totally see myself having my morning coffee out here”

dude, a house with a dunkin donuts drive thru would be AWESOME.

Babar, I know it’s fake, but I can still judge them for liking stupid parts of a house or for having generally shitty taste.

I think my favorites were always “I don’t like the color of this room” (Where a $10 can of paint solves that issue)

“This space would be great for entertaining” (for their one party a year), and

“I can totally see myself having my morning coffee out here” (In a place they will spend a total of 27 minutes over the first year they own the house)

/how I imagine those going

“just don’t…CMON.”

/how they go
//up next is jeffrey ross!

“Ok you don’t have to wear a condom, but you don’t get to finish in me, on me, or really anywhere on the bed. You’ll have to hold it in the moment of passion and then go finish in the bathroom”.

/how I imagine those going

I enjoy House Hunters and House Hunters International and I don’t care who knows it.

I can’t watch those anymore once I learned they were fake.

The participants have to be in escrow to be accepted onto the show. Then they just tour two other random homes as well (sometimes homes that are not even on the market).

Then they fake the negotiations, and call it a show.

and build me one like these.

you put that thing together pretty quick too.

Took about 2 hours to do the cutting/gluing/jointing

Another 2 hours of rough shaping the head with an oscillating saw, and a sanding pad for an electric drill

Maybe 3 hours of handcarving (using a regular Flexcut knife I use for my regular carvings), and then another 2 of sanding/lofting/and creating the look/’lines’ that I wanted. I’m taking pictures, so at some point I’ll Vez-spam you all and send it around for judgement.

My guess is 20 hours when all is said and done. It’s really pretty cool, and the hardest part is the repeated measuring to make sure it’s symmetrical. It’s fairly big for a mallet, and mimics the outline of a ‘one ball’ putter

/got nothing