Ryan Howard is Getting Married to a Former Eagles Cheerleader on Dec. 1st, and Here’s the Wedding Registry

All, Baseball, Cheerleaders Jason McIntyre August 14th. 2012, 5:50pm

Ryan Howard is engaged to teacher/former cheerleader Krystle Campbell and the happy couple has set a date – Dec. 1st. They’ve even posted their registry online! Philly.com’s Dan Gross found it, and come on, don’t you want to buy them something? How about that Vera Wang picture frame?

In addition to the upcoming nuptials, Campbell will be featured on “Say Yes to the Dress,” a show on TLC your wife may have had you watch at some point prior to your wedding.* The episode will air this Friday at 9 pm. [Philly.com]

Previously: Here’s a Photo (Allegedly) of Ryan Howard Cruising Around Whole Foods on a Scooter
Previously: Ryan Howard of the Phillies is Engaged to Krystle Campbell, an Eagles’ Cheerleader

* Come on, don’t act like your wife hasn’t had this on before on a lazy Friday night.

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33 Responses to “Ryan Howard is Getting Married to a Former Eagles Cheerleader on Dec. 1st, and Here’s the Wedding Registry”

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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
For him, pre-nup! Get it on paper, dawg.
For her, “put a ring on it!”
/equal time’d
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Jesus tap dancing Christ
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José Pippen Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:10 PM
Kanye was right.
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Razor Shines Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:10 PM
Look I’m no better than anyone else (well, that’s probably untrue, but you know what I mean), but if I’m making $20 million or so a year and I get married, my wedding registry is going to be a link to some charity’s website.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
I thought wedding registries were S. Douglas territory.
Everything all right at home Stephen?
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Come on, don’t act like your wife hasn’t had this on before on a lazy Friday night.
I’m guessing you didn’t have to use TV Guide to come up with the listing, yourself, there.
My wife doesn’t watch it, but my mom does. And for some reason during my engagement, she thought I wanted to hear stories that started with “I was watching ‘Say Yes To The Dress’ last night, and…”
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
I hope it’s an indoor wedding… I’m not sure her center of gravity would stand up too well against a stiff breeze.
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
her wedding dress comes in halves.
/she gets split in half
//buh dum tsk
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Ben80123 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
* Come on, don’t act like your wife hasn’t had this on before on a lazy Friday night.
Good God no. If I was ‘forced’ to watch something like that, divorce proceedings would be in order.
/not really married
//because I’m married to the bees
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
//because I’m married to the bees
the enlightened pothead lolled at this.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Good God no. If I was ‘forced’ to watch something like that, divorce proceedings would be in order.
My wife is on an HGTV kick. Some of the do-it-yourself stuff is good, but watching a bunch of rich people look for houses is awful. There was one she was watching (and I sat down for) where the wife kept saying how the house had to be move-in ready because her lazy husband couldn’t fix anything at all. And they all want a million dollar home with everything for $500k. I don’t think any of them realize how few people in the US have houses worth anything close to that.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:29 PM
Hey spence… I just picked up a block of lead today, so I’m going to melt it and make some weights for the putter tonight. Last night I put the loft on it, so it should be ready for balance/swing weight tests by the weekend.
I’m just afraid the rosewood face is too hard, so unless I find a soft lacquer/varnish it may not be an ideal putter
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
if the face is too hard and you wanna go off the wall…graphite putter shaft. fujikura and matrix make em and would def soften the feel. at least worth a shot if it sucks otherwise.
you put that thing together pretty quick too.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
I enjoy House Hunters and House Hunters International and I don’t care who knows it.
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:39 PM
so how often does your husband let you control the remote?
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:42 PM
The same amount that yours does…
/got nothing
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:46 PM
you put that thing together pretty quick too.
Took about 2 hours to do the cutting/gluing/jointing
Another 2 hours of rough shaping the head with an oscillating saw, and a sanding pad for an electric drill
Maybe 3 hours of handcarving (using a regular Flexcut knife I use for my regular carvings), and then another 2 of sanding/lofting/and creating the look/’lines’ that I wanted. I’m taking pictures, so at some point I’ll Vez-spam you all and send it around for judgement.
My guess is 20 hours when all is said and done. It’s really pretty cool, and the hardest part is the repeated measuring to make sure it’s symmetrical. It’s fairly big for a mallet, and mimics the outline of a ‘one ball’ putter
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 6:49 PM
you should build guitars…
and build me one like these.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:01 PM
I enjoy House Hunters and House Hunters International and I don’t care who knows it.
I can’t watch those anymore once I learned they were fake.
The participants have to be in escrow to be accepted onto the show. Then they just tour two other random homes as well (sometimes homes that are not even on the market).
Then they fake the negotiations, and call it a show.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:03 PM
Babar, I know it’s fake, but I can still judge them for liking stupid parts of a house or for having generally shitty taste.
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:04 PM
fuck negotiations > fake negotiations
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:06 PM
fuck negotiations
“Ok you don’t have to wear a condom, but you don’t get to finish in me, on me, or really anywhere on the bed. You’ll have to hold it in the moment of passion and then go finish in the bathroom”.
/how I imagine those going
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:07 PM
/how I imagine those going
“just don’t…CMON.”
/how they go
//up next is jeffrey ross!
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Babar 2.0 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Babar, I know it’s fake, but I can still judge them for liking stupid parts of a house or for having generally shitty taste.
I think my favorites were always “I don’t like the color of this room” (Where a $10 can of paint solves that issue)
“This space would be great for entertaining” (for their one party a year), and
“I can totally see myself having my morning coffee out here” (In a place they will spend a total of 27 minutes over the first year they own the house)
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:09 PM
“I can totally see myself having my morning coffee out here”
dude, a house with a dunkin donuts drive thru would be AWESOME.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:10 PM
“I can totally see myself having my morning coffee out here” (In a place they will spend a total of 27 minutes over the first year they own the house)
This. God I hate it when they say that. Or how they always end the show sharing wine and a cheese plate with friends. Once, just once, I’d like to see the guy standing there with a rocks glass of whiskey in his hands.
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spencer096 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:13 PM
the only person i know who has coffee “out here” on a regular basis is my retired stoner dad who reads the whole NY times every day with probably a pot of coffee and a couple joints.
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:30 PM
Know what would make House Hunters actually entertaining? Wait for these entitled douches to move in, then have someone from Rat Bastards move in next door.
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Billy Buckner Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 7:47 PM
I watch HGTV a lot for a single guy who lives in an apartment, but then I found out how bullshit the show was. But it’s still hilarious when people are being complete retards.
Like that one teacher who thought there were evil spirits in certain houses. Fuck that guy.
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DemBones (Illegitimi non carborundum) Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
You’re all wrong. The best is when the people have like a $150k budget, have looked at 60 different houses without finding one that suits, and the real estate agent looks ready to murder them and forego the $4,500 commission.
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A.P. Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 8:07 PM
I watch Holmes on Homes and Holmes Inspection on HGTV.
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chatterbox Says:
August 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I’m not sure which I am more shocked about.
A white woman marrying a black athlete.
Or….
An athlete marrying a cheerleader.
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chatterbox Says:
August 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I’m not sure which I am more shocked about.
A white woman marrying a black athlete.
Or….
An athlete marrying a cheerleader.