Family Feud Proves That Shaq’s Junk Is Bigger Than Yours

All, Television, Video Stephen Douglas August 14th. 2012, 9:58am

Family Feud loves these questions. “A hundred people surveyed – name something long you put in your mouth.” The answers from the family come (heh): toothbrush, carrot, hot dog, and tuba, to the chorus of “Good answer! Good answer!”

Then it comes to the 58-year-old mother-in-law (Or, the twenty-something pastor’s wife) who either gives Steve Harvey a knowing look or says something like, “ding dong.” What follows is two minutes of Original Kings of Comedy crowd work from Harvey.

In the above clip, they ask a bunch of white people to name something Shaq has bigger than you. What was he supposed to say? Unless he somehow is in possession of a tinier version of Hoopz. [via That NBA Lottery Pick]

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38 Responses to “Family Feud Proves That Shaq’s Junk Is Bigger Than Yours”

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VladimirCrouton Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Is Louie Anderson still alive?
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Steve Harvey is the worst
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
After watching NBC for the past 2 weeks, I also know that he’s getting his own daytime talk show.
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gfunk supreme Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
I think I read recently that he was officially retiring from stand-up (like had a farewell show) so that he could focus on his hosting duties and apparently new daytime talk show. I don’t know why I would have clicked on a link to read Steve Harvey news though so maybe it was someone else.
Fucking love Family Feud though.
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Der Kaiser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Steve Harvey is the worst
The entire group of Original Kings of Comedy are the worst. But at least they are better than the Blue Collar comedy guys. Admit it, who’s been to one of their shows?
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
But at least they are better than the Blue Collar comedy guys. Admit it, who’s been to one of their shows?
I’ve listened to the Blue Collar Comedy channel on Sirius a bit, and it’s not bad. When Foxworthy isn’t doing his cliche jokes and Larry the Cable Guy talks in his normal voice, it’s pretty good. Bill Engvall and Ron White definitely carry the other guys though.
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
The entire group of Original Kings of Comedy are the worst. But at least they are better than the Blue Collar comedy guys. Admit it, who’s been to one of their shows?
Bernie Mac was hilarious in Kings of Comedy. As far as the Blue Collar guys, the only one that’s remotely entertaining is Ron White, and that’s only because he’s Fiona Apple drunk the entire time.
/drunj
//SousedBergin’d
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Fucking love Family Feud though.
Richard Dawson > Ray Combs > the two or three other people who have hosted Family Feud > Louie Anderson.
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
the two or three other people who have hosted Family Feud
How dare you forget Richard Karn.
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ButtersBC Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
J Peterman WAS the Feud
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
the two or three other people who have hosted Family Feud
How dare you forget Richard Karn.
I didn’t forget him. I just didn’t feel like naming him.
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
The entire group of Original Kings of Comedy are the worst. But at least they are better than the Blue Collar comedy guys. Admit it, who’s been to one of their shows?
This is false. Bernie Mac and Ced the Entertainer are hilarious in that movie. Still holds up well.
/Where the cookies and shit?
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
J Peterman WAS the Feud
Richard Dawson has half-drunk on every episode and could still make the panties of every 20 year old girl and every grandmother moist. That’s a true man if there ever was one.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I didn’t forget him. I just didn’t feel like naming him.
Al Borland’s a serial killer.
/Tool Time’d
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
From Wikipedia:
After receiving a traffic citation, Karn attended a traffic school and sat beside an agent who told him about casting for the new television show called Home Improvement. The role of Al Borland had already been given to Stephen Tobolowsky, but when filming was scheduled, Tobolowsky was busy with another movie and the role had to be recast. Karn was a guest star in the pilot episode but became a regular cast member when the show was picked up by the network.
Who is Stephen Tobolowsky you say? Yup, Ned Reyerson.
/mindsplosion
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MP III Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
well, he was an unfunny spare of a comedian, so talking about menopause and bbq recipes at 3PM may be an upgrade.
and kings of comedy is hilarious. ced the entertainer’s segment is so funny.
/lil pistol starter’d
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Der Kaiser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Didn’t realize that many people liked Kings of comedy. Bet you guys also like Katt Williams and Kevin Hart.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Kevin Hart
There’s nothing wrong with Kevin Hart. Though his third special was not as good as his first two. His jokes were too repetitive.
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Der Kaiser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
He’s actually really successful. I believe he hosts a really popular syndicated radio show. And wrote a couple of books that have sold really well.
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Bet you guys also like Katt Williams and Kevin Hart.
Stuff I like > Stuff Others Like
/internet
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PeerLessPrices Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Steve Harvey hosts Family Feud? What the hell happened? To his career, I mean?
He is always on a morning talk radio show on 101.1 Tha Beat Jams (Yes, that’s the name) in Nashville. Not sure where its out of though. They talk about touching subjects such as infidelity, baby mama drama, and the most exciting – life advice from the man himself.
/ashamed I know this
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gfunk supreme Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Richard Dawson > Ray Combs > the two or three other people who have hosted Family Feud > Louie Anderson.
Can’t really dispute that although I do like both Al Borland and J Peterman. I was pretty distraught when Ray Combs died.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Bernie Mac
/pours one out
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Didn’t realize that many people liked Kings of comedy. Bet you guys also like Katt Williams and Kevin Hart.
Never seen either of them. But if we are talking black comedians, Patrice O’neal wins hands down.
/RIP
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Stuff I like > Stuff Others Like
/internet
Ooo, let’s do movies and TV shows next!
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Ooo, let’s do movies and TV shows next!
I’m sorry, we were looking for BBQ and beer. Better luck next time.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Katt Williams
Hilarious. Always will be.
/judge me, bro
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ButtersBC Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Ooo, let’s do movies and TV shows next!
Veep sucks
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A.P. Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Katt Williams? Let’s watch an hour of bad pimp jokes
/shoots self
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Der Kaiser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
There’s nothing wrong with Kevin Hart. Though his third special was not as good as his first two. His jokes were too repetitive.
To each his own, but someone needs to find the off button on that clown. Cussing up a storm and making silly faces in lieu of actual jokes don’t make you great comedian.
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St. Bear Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Cussing up a storm and making silly faces in lieu of actual jokes don’t make you great comedian.
Worked for Richard Pryor.
/grenade dropped
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HawkEye Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Who is Stephen Tobolowsky you say? Yup, Ned Reyerson.
/mindsplosion
I can’t picture Werner Brandes in that role
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
I’m sorry, we were looking for BBQ and beer. Better luck next time.
Carolina BBQ is stupid.
/boom.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Worked for Richard Pryor.
/grenade dropped
I could watch Live on Sunset Strip once a month for the rest of my life and not get sick of it.
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gfunk supreme Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I’m not a huge Katt Williams fan although I generally like him. But his weed bit is fantastic.
/ Can’t watch at work but I think that’s the right video
// This shit right here
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PeerLessPrices Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Katt Williams? Let’s watch an hour of bad pimp jokes
The tiger routine and the haters bit are great. He just makes me laugh. Facial expressions kill me
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Mugatu Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Hannibal Burress is an up and comer. His apple juice bit is good. Saw him at Caroline’s a few months back. Not bad. I keep hearing about Tig Notaro, she ain’t bad.

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