I guess that covers ‘em all. Carry on.

/ Salutes, does a 180, marches off to howdy duty

That cover all the bases?

Ha! Yep, I guess that covers ‘em all. Carry on.

I’m in yet another minority? Dang it.

You’re old, you lack tattoos, and you’re a biscuit puncher, not a loaf leaver.

That cover all the bases?

It’s getting to the point now in society that people without tattoos are in the minority.

I’m in yet another minority? Dang it.

I remember when I got my tattoos, all I could think was, “Man I can’t wait to become a badass after this.”

/ Then I remembered I was at Belsen, and tattoos suddenly didn’t seem as cool.

/ Belsen was a gas

I still want one. Not to be cool or hard. I hate how color looks, but I’ve seen a few guys with half sleeves with some color that just look good.

I remember the good old days of only strippers and people who were actually badasses (instead of pretending to be badasses) getting tattoos.

I remember when I got my tattoos, all I could think was, “Man I can’t wait to become a badass after this.”

/wanking motion

The last time Jason Terry got a tattoo with the NBA championship trophy was the summer before the Mavericks won the title. There is no way that the same thing doesn’t happen in Boston.

It’d be great if Terry played for every team in the league at some point. He’d end up as the Illustrated Man.

It’s getting to the point now in society that people without tattoos are in the minority.

I remember the good old days of only strippers and people who were actually badasses (instead of pretending to be badasses) getting tattoos.

2008 Finals.

Oops, 2009.

If we’re strictly talking 18-49 demographic I might agree with this.

When it comes down to it, that’s really what demo I was referring to.

So when Kobe wins #6 next summer, does the “just as good as MJ” conversation start?

Among idiots, yes.

I’m not sIt’s getting to the point now in society that people without tattoos are in the minority.aying definitively that they are. I

If we’re strictly talking 18-49 demographic I might agree with this.

The quick rebuttal will be “Jordan wasn’t the second-best player on their first and last championship teams”

MJ – 5 MVP’s (3 2nd place finishes), Kobe – 1 MVP (1 2nd place finish)
MJ – 6 Finals MVP’s, Kobe – 2 Finals MVP’s.

I love how Kobe’s ring total jumped from 0 to 4 after the 2008 Finals.

And they’re not winning next summer, it’s time to accept the Age of LeBron is upon us

I’m not saying definitively that they are. I agree the Heat are still the top odds favorite to win, just think people are underselling what Dwight will do for Los Angeles. I think LA presents a far greater matchup problem for Miami than OKC does.

Nice.

So when Kobe wins #6 next summer, does the “just as good as MJ” conversation start?

The quick rebuttal will be “Jordan wasn’t the second-best player on their first and last championship teams”

And they’re not winning next summer, it’s time to accept the Age of LeBron is upon us