Login forced me to choose a new password every month

I volunteer once a week at a legal aid place that does this. If I worked there every day it would just be a minor annoyance*, but as it is now I can never fucking remember what I changed my password to since it was the previous week.

*Still just a minor annoyance all things considered

I just pictured soused as Buford, the bully from Phineas and Ferb

It was a total bully move but made both our lives better. Also password messages would appear daily with a countdown ’15 days you will need a new password, 14 days………’

What really killed me is that the symbol, upper and lower case, number nonsense does not make it more secure. Also there was fucking nothing to secure. In hindsight I probably should have put him through the wall.

Login forced me to choose a new password every month

I’ve had go-to passwords with minor variations for years, but IT at our school had so many catches that I had to do something different and one of them would keep e-mailing every day for a week to change it. Hope they got the message with my F***YouIT2000 password.

I have about 60 lbs on him and my fists are balled. “You are removing all restrictions on my password settings, I will pick one password and that will always be my password. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME”

I just pictured soused as Buford, the bully from Phineas and Ferb

/Nazi IT motherfuckers
//Probably still listen to cassette tapes
///Bastards

Strutting around like we won’t just beat the shit out of them someday. Fucking nerds.

This almost happened one day. Login forced me to choose a new password every month (passwords cannot repeat) using upper case letters and at least one number and symbol.
For example:
Jan: @Catch22
Feb: Catch22@
Mar: Catch@22
Apr: ?????????

So I arrived hungover as hell and of course I cannot login. No fucking chance. I must have drunkenly been prompted a new password on Friday morning and now Monday how the fuck am I going to guess this right? 45 minutes after I ask Fascist IT cunt rolls his eyes at me and resets the password. I even showed him how his password system logically does not make sense. “Don’t tell me how to do my job” the fucking nerd says.

This happens twice more in preceding months. Arrive with one of the worst hangovers of my life no fucking clue what my fucking password is. IT guy is fixing the photo copier. I approach him in back him in the corner between the giant photo copier and the wall. I look haggard as hell and in this company was generally thought of as a lunatic. I have about 60 lbs on him and my fists are balled. “You are removing all restrictions on my password settings, I will pick one password and that will always be my password. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME” He looked so fucking terrified and I never had that problem again.

IT needs to know that you will risk jail time hospitalizing them.

Apparently not fast enough to escape the wrath of that forehead.

/Smash!

What was her 40 time?

/shameless

I wouldn’t have complained, because work would’ve blocked it anyways.

/Nazi IT motherfuckers
//Probably still listen to cassette tapes
///Bastards

The link ‘naked pictures online’ is NSFW.

/some idiot would have complained

he admitted the two argued, but said she yelled “F**k it!” at him and then she head-butted him.

If that’s true…ya still can’t head butt a woman. Real lose/lose there, Chad Javon Johnson.