Rex Ryan Wore an “I’d Hit That” T-Shirt, Then Took a Photo with This Blonde
Rex Ryan dropped around 100 pounds this offseason because of lap band surgery. When you lose that kind of weight, you get your confidence back. That’s why Rex now has the ability to wear shirts that say, “I’d Hit That” and take pictures with hot blondes while wearing said shirt.
Let’s just hope the svelte new Rex is still the brash loudmouth who leaves explicit messages on his brother’s phone and dates super models. As obnoxious as that Rex is, he’s good for business.
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August 10th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
I’ve been saying it for a while now, but Rex doesn’t last after this season.
August 10th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
After the upcoming 6-10 Jets season, Rex is fired and becomes the DC for the Eagles.
August 10th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Rex Ryan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Joe Philbin
Was it Spencer predicting Joe Philbin would be a wet drip? Joe Philbin makes Mitt Romney seem charismatic and dynamic. All the coaches who can’t motivate rely on the professional card, ‘your are professionals so do your job.’ Riveting stuff.
August 10th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I bet she has great feet.
August 10th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Ndamukong Suh wears the same shirt whenever he’s in Portland.
August 10th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Opening line: “So what size cleet do you wear?”
August 10th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Cleat. Fuck.
/Freudian Coop’d
August 10th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
As obnoxious as that Rex is, he’s good for business.
He is the only thing that makes the Jets interesting.
/ignores that other thing.
August 10th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Still not drafting Shonn Greene in fantasy.
August 10th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Opening line: “So what size cleet do you wear?”
I’m trying to find a way to make this into a joke about cleet the commenter, but so far nothing is coming together.
August 10th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
I’m trying to find a way to make this into a joke about cleet the commenter, but so far nothing is coming together.
See #7. That’s awesome, soused!
August 10th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
After the upcoming 6-10 Jets season, Rex is fired and becomes the DC for the Eagles.
Figured you might have taken Spags after he got canned. Did he go somewhere else?
August 10th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Not even in the 5th round?
August 10th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Spags is the new DC for the Saints.
August 10th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I’m sure his wife appreciates his new confidence too.
August 10th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Rex does not look right that slender.