Gary Pinkel Told These Two Attractive Women to Stop Running the Stairs, Because They Were Distracting His Missouri Tigers

All, College Football, Twitter Jason McIntyre August 10th. 2012, 11:28am

Gary Pinkel means business, this season, obviously. Long-legged, attractive females who are in shape, are not permitted to run the stadium stairs while Missouri football practice is taking place. These females were told to come back later, according to Eric Blumberg of KOMU8-TV, who was at practice this week. [Great reporting, photo by Eric Blumberg]

Previously: Gary Pinkel, Missouri Coach: “You Can’t Take Away the Greatness of [Joe Paterno].”
Previously: Here’s Gary Pinkel’s DWI Arrest Video.

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37 Responses to “Gary Pinkel Told These Two Attractive Women to Stop Running the Stairs, Because They Were Distracting His Missouri Tigers”

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molemaninthemorning Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Couple Flyover Eights.
I give you shit, but I love this line.
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KC Resident Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
The chick in front looks like Rollo’s SIL.
Rollo’s story has just been optioned by Hollywood.
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njensen79 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Did Rollo ever come back and finish the story?
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molemaninthemorning Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Rollo is probably the one with the SIL account, too.
Dude is a trolling genius. Props.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
running stairs is a great workout
once at the fb stadium i found a football in the stands. no one was around and i could have taken it, but was a paranoid that it was a trap, that someone WAS watching
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sweett310 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
We need a “CSI – ENHANCE IMAGE” function right about now.
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St. Bear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
running stairs is a great workout
Uh huh.
/nods at my boy, MP
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
mole, it’s nada, i’m pretty sure
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
jensen he finished it last night. manning post
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KC Resident Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Did Rollo ever come back and finish the story?
Read last night’s TBLAD. I believe we are in the third act now. A conclusion, however tragic as it may be for Rollo, is imminent.
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rittyrich Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
BarstoolSports found out who they were and has posted more pics of them.
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Read last night’s TBLAD. I believe we are in the third act now. A conclusion, however tragic as it may be for Rollo, is imminent.
/pours one out for Rollo and potentially his marriage.
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rittyrich Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
ANybody know what the LSU presser at noon is going to be about?
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
ANybody know what the LSU presser at noon is going to be about?
Les Miles has kicked his devastating grass chewing habit and replaced it with heroine.
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
/pours one out for Rollo and potentially his marriage.
on the contrary, it’s looking good. wife knows and was not shocked. only negative now is getting the loan approved while back at the in-laws
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Walking Underwear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
and replaced it with heroine.
wonder woman is a tigers fan?
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njensen79 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
What are you guys talking about? Sounds like his wife believed him and found out exactly HOW crazy the girl is.
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
on the contrary, it’s looking good. wife knows and was not shocked. only negative now is getting the loan approved while back at the in-laws
Oh. Well that’s good. I’ll pour one out for his sanity then.
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cracker jack Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I cant believe Rollo really went with recording her propositioning him. I’m impressed!
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njensen79 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Rollo did miss out though. Crazy chicks are awesome in bed.
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I cant believe Rollo really went with recording her propositioning him. I’m impressed!
He did? That is quite impressive.
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A.P. Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
CJ,
Rollo heard you were giving him shit. I explained that your comments were imploring him to just tell his wife instead of putting it off.
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A.P. Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Rollo said his wife wasn’t surprised and that her parents weren’t surprised when she told them. I guess the SIL has a past of doing this to guys and even got a teacher in trouble in high school by accusing him of doing stuff to her. She’s a classic bullshit artist
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cracker jack Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
. I explained that your comments were imploring him to just tell his wife instead of putting it off.
Wasnt everybody? I just think he was mad about getting a girl’s opinion or something. Only bad things happen when you drag out something like that and dont tell your spouse about it.
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Watsonian Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Wasnt everybody?
I was. From the sounds of it, he wasn’t helping the situation. I thought it sounded like he was really considering or even wanting it.
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I was. From the sounds of it, he wasn’t helping the situation. I thought it sounded like he was really considering or even wanting it.
The mind and heart sounded as though they were saying “No” but the flesh was rightfully interested in SIL’s 36C’s. It’s natural for men to be attracted to other women, how and whether you act or don’t act upon it is what matters.
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Watsonian Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
The mind and heart sounded as though they were saying “No” but the flesh was rightfully interested in SIL’s 36C’s. It’s natural for men to be attracted to other women, how and whether you act or don’t act upon it is what matters.
To some degree, you are correct. But that doesn’t mean you stay up drinking and “watching the olympics” with her when you know she wants to bone. Be a man, take yourself out of that situation. Remove the temptation.
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knitty Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Can Rollo throw the audio up on Soundcloud?
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KC Resident Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
n the contrary, it’s looking good. wife knows and was not shocked. only negative now is getting the loan approved while back at the in-laws
The villain never dies the first time. There is more to this to come.
I thought it sounded like he was really considering or even wanting it.
I never got that impression at all. He came off as uncomfortable to scared shitless.
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St. Bear Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
To some degree, you are correct. But that doesn’t mean you stay up drinking and “watching the olympics” with her when you know she wants to bone. Be a man, take yourself out of that situation. Remove the temptation.
Those Bud Platinums were like a siren calling him towards the rocks.
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HawkEye Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Those Bud Platinums were like a siren calling him towards the rocks.
That’s a Rex photoshop waiting to happen
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ms621 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
To some degree, you are correct. But that doesn’t mean you stay up drinking and “watching the olympics” with her when you know she wants to bone. Be a man, take yourself out of that situation. Remove the temptation.
Fair point.
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Those Bud Platinums were like a siren calling him towards the rocks
+1
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gfunk supreme Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
To some degree, you are correct. But that doesn’t mean you stay up drinking and “watching the olympics” with her when you know she wants to bone. Be a man, take yourself out of that situation. Remove the temptation.
Yep. You get 0 points for just not cheating on your wife with her sister. That’s what you’re supposed to do. You then lose points for staying up drinking with her.
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Rollo's Batshit Sister-in-Law Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Just to set the record straight, I was not kicked out of Missouri’s stadium, only out of my parents’ house.
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Rollo's Batshit Sister-in-Law Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
SIL’s 36C’s
Also to set the record straight, they’re 38Cs.
They’re not real, but they’re spectacular.
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RolloTomassi14 Says:
August 10th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Rollo’s Batshit Sister-in-Law
Oh shit…she’s here!