Roundup: Allyson Felix Wins Gold, Earthquakes Hit Southern California, Randy Travis’ Naked DWI
Joanna Krupa … paparazzi flash bulb for the iPhone … Mars, panorama view … dead racist asshole remembered … 5 Tig Notaro bits you need to see … Pharrell Williams has an idea … Veena Sud could write the 50 Shades of Grey movie … when classified becomes unclassified … DUI on a lawn mower … 1000 year old tea discovered that was 6-times stronger than coffee … Vegas attorney busted for sexual billing … Toad Suck has the most unfortunate name … hazing at Penn State … McKayla is NOT impressed … foot fetish gets church worker a sex charge …
Allyson Felix won gold. [SI]
30 small to moderate earthquakes hit Southern California this morning. [LA Times]
Randy Travis had one of the more memorable arrests of the decade: Was naked when he was arrested and threatened to kill the cops. [NYDN]
Jeff Francoeur will steal your popcorn. [MLB]
FOX’s college football announcing pairs. [Fang's Bites]
Jon Jones has a global deal with Nike. [MMA Fighting]
WNBA star Seimone Augustus’ marriage may not be recognized at home. [ESPN]
Toomer’s Oaks are being pruned. [The War Eagle Reader]
Everton’s Tony Hibbert scored his first goal in 309 games. It caused a riot. [Cosby Sweaters]
Melissa Joan Hart loves the Crimson Tide. [The Daily Bama Blog]
Kerri Strug rapping.
Minor league baseball, 8-bit style. Worth it for the music alone.
Jean Claude Van Damme still has it.
This is 40 trailer. It’s a semi-sequel to Knocked Up.
- Angel Pagan Hit a Walk-Off Inside the Park Home Run Today vs. the Rockies [Video]
- Rich Rodriguez’s 50th Birthday Featured a Mariachi Band [Video]
- The Evolution of Chris ‘Birdman’ Andersen is the Craziest Set of Photos You’ll See This Week
- Champions League Final: Arjen Robben’s Late Goal Wins it for Bayern Munich [Video]
- Champions League Final: Neven Subotic Makes Terrific Sliding Stop to Thwart Sure Goal [Video]
- Some Random Old Dude on Rich Rodriguez's 50th Birthday Featured a Mariachi Band [Video]
- Monster is Meth on Adam Scott and Other Golfers are Retaining Counsel in Response to the USGA Anchor Putter Ban
- A.P. on Will Smith & DJ Jazzy Jeff Sang the Fresh Prince Song and Alfonso Ribeiro Danced on the Graham Norton Show
- A.P. on Adam Scott and Other Golfers are Retaining Counsel in Response to the USGA Anchor Putter Ban
- Patrick Division on Adam Scott and Other Golfers are Retaining Counsel in Response to the USGA Anchor Putter Ban
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August 9th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Veena Sud to write 50 Shades of Grey? Let me guess: the two people don’t fuck until the second movie.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
AWESOME
August 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I’m more interested in 50 Shades of Sasha Grey
August 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Excited to watch Kiawah chew up and spit out all these guys today.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I think Joanna Krupa has been in the roundup more than she deserves to be. Not saying I’d kick her outta bed or anything but I liked her a lot more when she was more of an unknown
August 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Allyson Felix won gold.
this is who should have gotten all of the attention your beloved Lolo got. Hot? check. super accomplished? check. Won gold? check.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
And it rains…a lot
August 9th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Veena Sud should write Killing fan fiction instead.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
As soon as I saw this, I knew right then this would be a CRM Roundup. Well done sir, well done.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Mars, panorama view
Fucking rover’s doing donuts over there…
August 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
CRM, thanks for posting that Tig Notaro link. Cancer is a bitch and I hope she can beat it.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
5 Tig Notaro bits you need to see
Thought this said 5 Big Notaro tits you need to see.
/haven’t had coffee yet
//still disappointed
August 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Someone tweeted the Dunedin Bluejays video the other day, it is fantastic.
August 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Am I the only one that finds this chick to be attractive? Nice stems and a great personality has a lot to do with it.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I keep waiting for some creature to come running out of the distance and the camera to cut off into snow.
/realizes it’s a picture not a video
//would still be cool
August 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Am I the only one that finds this chick to be attractive? Nice stems and a great personality has a lot to do with it.
nope. see comment 6.
/nobody reads the comments.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
And then the rover lasers shoot it down and recovers its carcass for examination.
/merica’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Let’s make this TBL meet-up happen
August 9th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Jeff Francoeur will steal your popcorn.
As he continues to be absolutely dreadful at baseball.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
As he continues to be absolutely dreadful at baseball.
How is Wil Myers still in the minors?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
How is Wil Myers still in the minors?
Kansas City Royals.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
At least he will always, ALWAYS be better than Tsuyoshi Nishioka. In fact I think that’s something nearly everyone on Earth can say.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Looking forward to this
August 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Randy Travis had one of the more memorable arrests of the decade: Was naked when he was arrested and threatened to kill the cops.
i knew i wouldn’t have nothin’ if i didn’t have you.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The google doodle today is tough.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Big Naruto tits was what I interpreted
August 9th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Felix is attractive, but doesn’t really do it for me. Glad she won the gold though, she can haul.
/lawl at Jets ticket advertisement page border
August 9th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
No. She is the anti-Lolo. Felix and Richardson-Ross are more attractive and successful on the track than Lolo
August 9th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Because the Royals refuse to be smart.
Oh and the full page background ad for the Jets is some bullshit. Hate having to use IE at work.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Hey Cleet – GIRL POWER!!!
August 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
On the other hand
I’m now on the lam …
August 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Any woman who owns a copy of 50 Shades of Grey has now ceded the high ground in her relationship when she catches her man surfing the web for porn.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Meh, ‘Merica power. Merrit and Richardson went 1-2 in the 110m hurdles, butyou don’t see guys everywhere throwing their dicks around.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Joanna Krupa > Gene Krupa > croup > coop’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Dead Racist Asshole would make an excellent right-wing hardcore band name.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Or going to a strip club…well maybe not, but still.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
He means anymore so than normal.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
50 Shades of Possum
August 9th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
The fuck I don’t
August 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Wonder if Definite Hate is going to fill his spot and keep playing or if this is the sort of publicity one can’t come back from
Seems like this story isn’t getting the same level of coverage the Colorado guy did, we reaching massacre fatigue in this country?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Can we get a banhammer on anything Happy Valley-related? At least until end of CFB season.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I wasn’t talking about your dreams trainspotter.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Eh, they were just Sikhs
August 9th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
What’s funny is that she has super small tits but just got diagnosed with cancer in both of them.
Maybe funny isn’t the right word.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Why not? He’s stolen money from several MLB teams.
Keri Strug
August 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
This canoe game sucks. Bring back hurdles and basketball
August 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Why not? He’s stolen money from several MLB teams.
Saw her once in a gym in Tucson. She’s a very small woman.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
How the hell is China still ahead in Golds?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
But what happened to the mysterious “blot” on the horizon? Huh? HUH?
/ Conspiracy’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Seimone Augustus’ fiance is hot
August 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Clarissa Shields going for the middleweight gold at Noon today.
//She’s a junior in H.S.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Happy Manny Machado Debut Day!
/looks at Orioles track record of developing top prospects
//kicks rock
August 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
/ Winchester’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Equal parts horrible and hilarious…perhaps the reason fewer voices are speaking out about it is that white supremecists vote in greater numbers than homicidal maniacs and they don’t want to offend
They dive real good
August 9th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Weightlifting.
I think it will come down to wrestling, because there seems to be like ninety medals up for grabs there in the last few days. The scheduling is kind of weak, the last two days there aren’t that many marquee events outside of basketball and some track relays.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Because they win at stuff like diving, table tennis, some swim events (where they obviously cheated), etc.?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
READING A BOOK is not the same as watching internet porn.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Keep telling yourself that.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
You are technically reading, but let’s not classify it as bettering yourself through literature.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
It is when you have your hand shoved down your drawers.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
From the same source:
“One day I hope to live in a world where hardcore racist music isn’t created to recruit white supremacists, but is instead played purely for the enjoyment of its listeners.”
Michele Bachmann is one of those dumbfucks who read things in The Onion and take them literally.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Don’t hold your breath. Our wrestling team isn’t as strong as it’s been in the past. This is the first time we’ve haven’t had a medalist in Greco since 1980.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Does reading erotic Downton Abbey fan fiction count as internet porn?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Monster Is Meth is then in no danger of ever reading a book.
/ TBLAD’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Does it involve corsets?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Depends on where the free hand is when its not turning a page.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
It’s the same as masturbating to erotica on a Buffy fan-fic site when I was thirteen.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Link?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’m appalled…but yet amused.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
READING A BOOK is not the same as watching internet porn.
Keep telling yourself that.
If I ever find myself rubbing one out to a book I’m reading that is the day I start to seek some help.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
BTW, everyone, Rollo has promised to make an appearance here today and spill the beans.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Colbert’s health report last night was outstanding.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Depends on what floor of the house you’re on…and I just don’t think Bates could do some of the shit that’s written for him with that leg
August 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I like the front-page teaser that posits, “Is Cleveland Cursed?”
Maybe we should ask CursedCleveland.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
You’re right. We don’t draw lasting, emotional connections to Schindler’s Fist.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Ugh, it’s erotic fiction about BATES?? I don’t want to read about him and Anna having sex!
August 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I think that would get a high difficulty score.
/Olympics’d
August 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Screw bee keeper ben is his bee army getting 45 in the basketball game. I cannot break 33.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
If that Bates guy busts a nut on the small of a chick’s back I wonder if he calls it a Bates Stamp.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Colbert’s health report last night was outstanding.
His Sports Report the other night on the US rower with the erect penis on the medal stand had me in tears.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Saw a 300+ TBLAD and figgered Rollo had made an apperance. Didn’t know it was from a hotel lobby on the clock. Though he did mention the SIL may be kicked out of thehouse….
August 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
We’ve learned so much about you today, SG. You emotionally cheat on your men with this Grey fella and are repulsed by cripples. For shame, SG. For shame.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Expect a TBL post on this ASAP, then an update saying it didn’t happen.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I finish the morning hive routine, log in, and this is what I see? Eat a dick. The slalom canoe one is rough.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
To be fair, who isn’t?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
It’s not always Anna, the tryst with O’Brien while Carson watched left me sweaty afterwards
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
I’m so confused, but it’s probably for the best.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
The article on the killing asshole is absurd. How during the 90s did neo-Nazis openly recruit on military bases and service personnel displayed symbols, like swaztikas, in their barracks. And then they let this neo-Nazi stay in the US Army assigned to “psychological operations” until 1998? What the fukc was goin down in 1998 around here? I knew McVeigh garned support in the midwest and texas but in ft bragg? fukc man shti is crazy everywhere.
Allegiance to Empire apparently trumps conforming to the democratic principles that allegedly define the US.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Track guys, Usain Bolt versus Chris Johnson.
I’ve got the splits for Bolt. He’s obviously not trying to run a 40-m but building up for the full 100-m
What are other differences?
Way it is timed–Olympic more exact, at gun, NFL combine as they start across line. Runners blocks.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten himself an hour long special on ESPN yet to announce the conclusion to the story
August 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I would think Chris Johnson ran track at ECU. If not, their track coach must have been very pissed off.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Bolt has said he starts cautiously as to not false start.
Also he’s not a fraud that’s afraid of the Steelers’ defensive line.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Ya got me on that one. Way to undo what I was hoping would be today’s narrative.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
The one in which John Sterling confuses a double down the left field line for…
a.) a swinging strike
b.) a foul ball
c.) a ground-rule double into the seats
d.) all of the above
August 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Agreed. What is Downton Abbey?
August 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
What are other differences?
not a track guy, but I’d say shoes and surface they’re running on.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
He ran the 100m in high school. Came in second to Walter Dix, who got Bronze behind Bolt in the 100m in Beijing.
August 9th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Canada wins bronze over France women’s soccer while being more attractive and drinking more beer than their bitch corporate whore american cheating foes who are going to get real fat real soon.
May all those yankee bitches be nuked by Japan this afternoon.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Are you Canadian soused?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
What are other differences?
quickness vs. speed. Bolt’s legs are so long, he doesn’t really uncoil and reach his top end until 40 meters or so. I’d imagine many quick football players could hang in there with top sprinters for 40-50, but they don’t have the top end speed that a guy like Bolt has over the second half of a 100m race.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
What the fukc was goin down in 1998 around here?
Dude, the word is spelled Fuck. We all know what you mean, just spell it right? Do you have lingering issues from the time you were in boy scouts and spelling fuck correctly spurs some PTSD?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
This will be the payback for Hiroshima
August 9th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Best I can do in Google Doogle today. Was exhausting.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
restricting content by readers who help you gain money(via ads based on traffic) is insane. your pathetic
August 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Kelley O’hara of USA soccer team is sneaky hot. She got the whole Ygritte from GoT look going.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Shutdown Corner looked at this two years ago.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
With so much anti-americanism in that post, he is probably from Quebec.
/Not a slam, Quebec chicks (Montreal especially) are slamming.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Yes which explains why I am so polite.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Joke’s on you. The nuclear fallout clouds will blow your direction.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
You spelled “bitterly jealous” wrong.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
But I do love that “women shotgunning beers” page of yours Soused.
/Can’t we all just hate on the Russians and Chinese?
//Team Western Hemisphere.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Joke’s on you. The nuclear fallout clouds will blow your direction.
-Well the joke’s on her. She doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.
-I think the joke’s on Gob then
August 9th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
so…golf?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Dennis – you can’t write, your comments are worthless, and you need to take your act to the Youtube comments section.
Goodbye.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Any woman that gets buched up about her man looking at internet porn occassionally is prudish and insecure. Its just a way for her man to wish and hope his woman could do that
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Not a hammer falling, but this video of an anvil dropping on a bike seems close enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyTJEnjx7wM
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
No one remembers Nagasaki.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Has the bell tolled for ddmcd?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
dennis?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Shutdown Corner looked at this two years ago.
brilliant writing there.
Doug Drinen broke down the splits four years ago, Bolt’s splits were similar until late. No way Johnson hangs with him past 40. If Bolt trained for 40, he would surpass Johnson as well there. It would have been closer because of the shorter distance.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
From England I was thinking two birds one nuke?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
naga…naga…nagonna live here anymore, amirite?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Hahahaha perfect, he really is the prototypical YouTube commenter. Love the first name usage.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Finally saw Hangover 2 on DVR last night. Loved the first one, this one was a steaming piece of shit.
Didn’t laugh once, fastforward throught half the movie.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Would love a link for this, if it’s real.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Had a nice shot at the Texans though.
So you’re looking at if they ran a forty and not a hundred? I think it’s intriguing that CJ ran the 100m competitively in high school, makes you wonder if he had stuck with that maybe he’d be under ten by now.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
dennis?
Dennnnissssss!
/dennis the menace
August 9th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
He loves us. He really loves us.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Hiroshima was first. Lost coin toss.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Bunched not butched
August 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
http://womenshotgunningbeers.tumblr.com/
Looking at it reminded of that scene in The Simpsons where they are in Austrailia and Homer starts crying at the site of a toliet flushing the ‘Murrrrrican way.
/And the hommmme of the brave.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
CJ’s speed is a lot of burst…you stretch it out, and who knows? is he at his top speed when he’s already left guys in the dust? not sure…but that’s the time where bolt’s long stride would be reaching, or at his top speed, so it’s def relevant.
i think in a 40, johnson’s got a huge advantage…100m, bolt’s got more of one.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Just click on my name. I need to update that site more.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
“The Incision”
August 9th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Click on the user name.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Didn’t laugh once, fastforward throught half the movie.
I found the second one to be as entertaining as the first. Which basically means I didn’t find the first one to be all that good either.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
On a related note..bears cb dj moore swears he could beat derrick rose 1on1
August 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Do you accept fan’s submissions, Soused? Not technically a shotgunning picture, but I think you would approve.
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/390451/beer-bong-lead.jpg
August 9th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I’ll take Billy Hamilton running a sprint against Bolt over Chris Johnson.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Or maybe Nagasaki deferred to the second half.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I read an interesting piece about him on BA the other day. It said that there are a lot of players faster than him in the minors, but his acceleration is better than any player the writer (I think it was Ben Badler) had seen in the last decade.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Dennis – you can’t write, your comments are worthless, and you need to take your act to the Youtube comments section.
Goodbye. McIntyre
Ah, man. I always looked forward to his mid-morning idiotic rants. The dude was pure 100% heel.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Does a bear shit in the woods after gobbling down poutine?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
In the past week, ddmcd railed against the “absentee father” douche and got upset about right-wing racists at our military facilities.
In other words, just as the banhammer dropped, he was getting humanize’d.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
I’ve only seen him play two times. Futures game and they finally had a Pensacola (managed by Jim Riggleman!) game on MiLB.tv a couple weeks ago. He goes 90 feet faster than just about anyone I’ve ever seen. Maybe faster than Rickey. It surprises me that he’s not an outfielder.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
now i have randy travis songs stuck in my head for the day, which isn’t a bad thing.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Yes there is a submit button but very specific rules as this site is about shit hammered feminism:
1. Only women shotgunning only women in the picture (at least in focus)
2. Women must be shotgunning of their own violition without male encouragement (why the Michigan grannies are not on the site)
3. Not a corporate picture has to be real
August 9th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Manny Machado got called up by the Orioles yesterday. They also moved Dylan Bundy to Double-A Bowie in the corresponding move. Orioles Magic just got a lot more interesting for the last 8 weeks of the season.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
A bad thing.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Yes there is a submit button but very specific rules as this site is about shit hammered feminism:
1. Only women shotgunning only women in the picture (at least in focus)
2. Women must be shotgunning of their own violition without male encouragement (why the Michigan grannies are not on the site)
3. Not a corporate picture has to be real
You are a damn genius, Soused. I hope you find a way to profit on this.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
I think a lot of scouts expect him to get moved to CF in the future.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Isn’t Manny Machado Tony’s partner in Scarface?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Machado was only hitting .265 at AA. He’s well over a year a way. I can’t believe they did that to him. Bundy probably could’ve started the season at AA. That kid looks awesome.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I haven’t enjoyed a ban-hammering that much since…..ever.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Orioles Magic just got a lot more interesting for the last 8 weeks of the season.
the bundy move is nice, but really has no bearing on 2012. im SHOCKED at the muchado move. but again, it’s not like anyone else can play 3rd on the team. why not call the kid up and give him a taste?
August 9th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
No, he was Gus Fring’s cartel nemesis in Breaking Bad.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Apparently he will play 3rd with the big club. JJ Hardy is having another solid year at short for the O’s. Most of the scouts and prospect guys think he’s still a SS long term but this is a short term move. Let’s face it. Chris Davis and Mark Reynolds suck so Machado can’t do much worse than them.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
They’re moving him to 3rd? Sounds like the O’s already need a new GM, again.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
He was hitting over .350 since the Futures Game. As a Machado owner in my main league, I think it’s too early (would have preferred next June/July), but maybe the O’s wanted to see what he could do, especially in September, when the competition is weakened.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Double-A Bowie games are available online so it’s nice that we can actually get live games of Bundy now. I want to see him throw a full start instead of just the YouTube clips.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
He only has about 30 IP left before his 125 IP cap, he’s only going to get 4-5 starts.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
He only has about 30 IP left before his 125 IP cap, he’s only going to get 4-5 starts.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
He looked like Sammy Sosa, too. I loved that plotline, what a murder.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
They’re moving him to 3rd? Sounds like the O’s already need a new GM, again.
they’re not moving him to 3rd, they just need a solid defensive player at 3rd right now and he’s the best option.
i don’t see the big deal with the call up… Machado’s defense was never in question; he’ll be better there than any current option. and no one expects him to hit .300, Buck will be sure to temper expectations and handle the situation like pro.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Rollo reneges on his promised apearance. He’s Dwight Howard. He’s a bigger cocktease than his sister-in-law.
August 9th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
i missed a ton this morning. ban hammering, track talk, and alyson felix is super hot.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
i just showed the 5yo twins the mars panorama. one looked and ran back to what he was doing, the girl asked if there were monsters. then the 6yo girl thought there were buildings (the rover) and wondered why the sky wasn;t black like space
i punished all of them for their silly questions
August 9th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
And the masturbated to foot-fetish porn.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
If they attended Louisiana taxpayer-funded private schools, you wouldn’t think those questions were so silly.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Doesn’t that golf tournament thingy start today?
/TBL’d