Chris Johnson vs. Usain Bolt: Maybe Johnson Could Have Hung in the 40 Yard Dash Four Years Ago, But No Chance He Beats Him Now
Chris Johnson thinks he can rush for 2,500 yards. Oh wait, that was 2010. Chris Johnson still thinks he is the best running back in football. Oh, wait, that was two months ago. Ahh, here it is. Chris Johnson thinks he can beat Usain Bolt in a 40 yard dash.
“I feel like if I would have kept training for track I’d have a chance, but I play football and he runs track, so it’s totally different,” Johnson said, via Jim Wyatt of The Tennessean. “I think I could still probably beat him in the 40. If I actually trained for the distance he trained for, I think I’d have a chance.”
Yes, if Chris Johnson wouldn’t have resorted to this football thing, he would have a chance to beat the fastest man ever. Well, consider that when he was in high school and college, Johnson did run track. He finished 2nd, 0.28 behind Walter Dix in high school in Florida. Dix would go on to train specifically for track, and won Bronze in the 2008 Olympics, with a personal best 9.91 in the Final. That was 0.22 seconds behind Bolt.
Doug Drinen did a breakdown of Usain Bolt vs Chris Johnson four years ago, when Johnson ran a reported 4.24 in the 40 yard dash at the Combine, and Bolt won the 100 meter race at the Olympics in record time at 9.69. Using split times, and trying to estimate various factors like not using a starting block, or starting the timing at the gun versus crossing the line, Drinen estimated Bolt would run about a 4.22 in a 40 yard race.
It might be slightly better than if Bolt hypothetically trained with the purpose of winning a 40 yard race. His split times at the last Olympics were 0.27 better in the 100 meter dash than in the first 100 meters of the 200 meter race that he also won in Olympic record time. Knowing that he was only running a 40 yard race, he would probably improve his reaction time and not be as conservative (and if they didn’t start timing until he started, there is no fear of a false start).
Of course, the other factor is four years of time. Johnson is four years older in football years. Bolt is four years older as well (and about one year younger than Johnson) but has been focused on his craft. He has not been getting hit hundreds of times. Interestingly, Bolt’s early splits were almost identical this time around–the difference was in the final 20 meters, where he was even more impressive in 2012.
Johnson may still be fast, but not as fast as he was at age 23. Bolt would have probably beaten him by 0.05 to 0.1 seconds in a 40 meter race four years ago. It’s probably a larger split today. Johnson, though, has never lacked confidence. Delusional thinking is probably a prerequisite to running full speed into holes that could close instantly with a 300 pound body in the way.
[photo via US Presswire]

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August 9th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
I want this to happen just to see Johnson get mauled by Bolt, and then he can finally shut the fuck up about this.
/Just happy track is getting pub
August 9th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Focus on your current job, ya bum. There’s responsibility that comes with that giant contract you unnecessarily received.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
So, so true. It’s the thinking that he can beat anybody at anything that got him to where he is, and has the rest of us sitting on the couch watching him.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Sidney Crosby is faster and richer than both.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
If I was Chris Johnson, I don’t think I’d want that much attention on myself after last season.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Jay Bouwmeester sucks.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
So, so true. It’s the thinking that he can beat anybody at anything that got him to where he is, and has the rest of us sitting on the couch watching him.
That doesn’t mean he’s right. Or smart.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
still can’t believe the 50 yd dash hasn’t replaced the pro bowl. have it a week after the season ends.
40 athletes, 5 heats on day 1. top 16 make the semifinals.
2 semifinal heats, same day, later that night. top 8 make the finals.
hold the finals the next day.
pulled hammy or whatever – plenty of time to recover for the season.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Some guys named Rory McIlory and John Daly (-4) lead the PGA.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Yeah the headline “Could Jay Bouwmeester be the answer to the Wings’ shortage of blueliners?” made me laugh out loud a bit ago. Oh ESPN, your hockey knowledge is second only to Paraguay.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I’d rather watch guys lay down in the Pro Bowl than a track meet spread out over 2 days.
Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t watch either.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Flag football game that the players are allowed to and encouraged to gamble on.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
He’d just blame it on being underpaid by the Titans.
Robert Edwards disagrees.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I wouldn’t mind taking on his horrible contract if the Flames take back some depth players and alright prospects. But rumors of Flip and Ericsson or Smith and Nyquist being included in a deal are laughable. I hear nothing about bad things about Jay-Blow. And he makes 6.68M a yr for the next two. No thank you.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Don’t worry, he’ll Tin Cup on the 71st hole to lose it.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Where are people thinking of taking Chris Johnson in fantasy drafts? ESPN’s default rankings on mock drafts place him at 9, and fantasyfootballcalculator has him at 6 in PPR style.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Maybe they should replace the Pro Bowl with a dongpic-off. Imagine the pageviews.
Final: Santonio Holmes vs. Chris Cooley. Oden could serve as an unbiased referee.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
He plays way too soft for someone that big.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
The summer when Calgary got him my lifting partner was a Flames fan (it was right after the Pens won) and he was so insanely excited, was convinced it was a sure thing. I kept reminding him that playing in Florida is not a good indication of success. And well well well.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Has there ever been a great player named Jay?
Jay Bouwmeester, Jay Cutler, Jay Bell…
August 9th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Yeah, he was supposed to break-out in Calgary. He has regressed.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Rub some dirt on it, bro.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
The other Jay Cutler is pretty good at what he does.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Jay Novacek?
Jay Sherman?
August 9th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
The other Jay Cutler is pretty good at what he does.
Pouting?
August 9th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Jay Sherman?
God I love The Critic.
Take that Guernica!
August 9th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Injecting insulin.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Jay Lethal?
August 9th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!
August 9th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Has there ever been a great player named Jay?
Jay Bouwmeester, Jay Cutler, Jay Bell…
How quickly we forget that Jay Berwanger won the first ever Heisman trophy
August 9th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Jay Williams was a pretty good basketball player. His knees couldn’t overcome K’s coaching, but not everyone is Kyrie.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Not sure yet, I’ll let you know when I do some mocks tonight.
/I’ll probably end up taking him at 8 after I get screwed over the top 3 QBs
August 9th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
COMMUNIST
August 9th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
bolt would not kill him, but would win. bolt is not a good starter. god, i cant wait for the 200.
August 9th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
tim layden just wrote a great piece on why the 200 is the real test of speed, not the 100.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
bolt would not kill him, but would win. bolt is not a good starter. god, i cant wait for the 200.
as we’ve discussed, Bolt has to worry about false starting, where combine times start whenever the runner starts running. So Bolt has to be more conservative in his starts
August 9th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
“Penguins can’t fly!”
/will be watching these the rest of the day
August 9th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
To expound on what Lisk wrote, would he be a better starter if it was like the 40 in that the clock doesn’t start until he moves? Or would Johnson be slower if it was like track with penalties for false starts?
August 9th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Bolt-Blake-Weir, 1-2-3 in the final tonight
August 9th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Hahahaha god I love that show, I still watch it fairly often. The look of avoidance in the penguin’s eyes kills me every time.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doogies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it
August 9th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
To expound on what Lisk wrote, would he be a better starter if it was like the 40 in that the clock doesn’t start until he moves? Or would Johnson be slower if it was like track with penalties for false starts?
for bolt, i dont think it would matter much if it was a track start or a 40 start. he is 6-5, and you just cannot have explosive starts, your intial stride is too big (but that helps him within 20 yards). the smaller guys can churn their legs at a high rate almost immediately, which is why for the first 10 yards, bolt is never in front. but bolt has the same leg churn that the smaller guys do at once he reaches top speed (which is incredible, and he is taking bigger strides.
/track dork’d
August 9th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
“Uh it’s very similar to what the Nazis used sir.”
“Ah. Do you think they’ll mind?”
August 9th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
He said “great player,” not “Heisman Trophy winner.”
/ Toretta’d and Ware’d
August 9th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Who cares is Bolt would not beat him in a 40….a 40 is a measure that means nothing except in the very small world of american football. Bolt dusts him in 45 yrds to infinity
August 9th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Bolt-Blake-Weir, 1-2-3 in the final tonight
if blake continues to run the curve as well as he has, he has a shot.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
THERE’S A FISH-STICK IN MY BEARD!
August 9th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
I still hope Jolly Green Giant commercials will throw in a “And full of green pea-ness” to the choice few of us out there who would appreciate it
August 9th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
BINGE AND PURGE!
August 9th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
THERE’S A FISH-STICK IN MY BEARD!
“Rosebud….Rosebud Green Peas. They are filled with country goodness and green peaness”.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
/ OT
Just fucking funny.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Wait it was FRENCH-FRY. Damnit.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Duke Phillips, American hero.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Irish Suck, Vote Duke.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Dennis The Menace II Society.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
I just can’t stop laughing.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!
Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it.
But my baseball people love Ken Phelps’ bat. They kept saying ‘Ken
Phelps , Ken Phelps’.
August 9th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I just can’t stop laughing.
I love that the scotch is Johnnie Stagger.
August 9th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Mole has a lifting partner?
/’partner’
//nttawwt
August 9th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
If there was a pork chop and a bag of money at the end of those 40 yards, I’d give CJ a fighting chance.