Ryan Lochte High Fives Ryan Lochte to Celebrate Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show
Ryan Lochte is a goober. So it only makes sense that Ryan Lochte would get his own reality television program. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Lochte is fielding multiple offers on potential reality programs. That would keep Lochte in our lives through the next Olympics when he and Michael Phelps will both be over the hill and competing with much younger, more meathead-ier versions of themselves. In the meantime, here’s Lochte high-fiving a cardboard cutout of himself and, according to the caption, saying, “Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!” This reality program is going to be Gronk-tacular.

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August 8th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
I think he is just celebrating after bangin his sister.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Is Lochte the Gronkowski of swimming, or the entire Olympics?
We would’ve also accepted “gronktastic”.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
fucking choking Gator. I hate that this guy is such a prominent face of the US Olympic team…should be in the Olchimpics.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
I’m more interested in watching his father belly up to the bar for the evening. The man looks like he’s had more than his share of cheap whiskey over the years. I’d party with him.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Gronk’s ration of lovable goof to douche canoe ratio is much higher than Lochte’s.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Yeah, Gronk seems like he’s actually fun and likable. Self-aware of his doucheyness and embraces it. Lochte just seems like a total prick that sucks as a person to be around.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Official theme song is Hail to the Chimp.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
“Who?”
- America two weeks from now.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
OT, but related to a Roundup item:
More on Zero Dark Thirty.
August 8th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Let’s just it is good for this guy that swimming worked out well for him. I’m not sure he would survive in the real world.
August 8th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
I find it odd the women sprinters aren’t more attractive.
August 8th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Lochte is a douche, but he’s not a choker. The dude is the third best American swimmer of all time. I know this site dismisses any Olympian who is not first all the time, but he’s very good at his profession.
August 8th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO4lG6tRAHs
Who knew you say so many things with jeah
August 8th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Except Lolo Jones.
August 8th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
My gay-dar is still blowing up over this guy. Probably spent one too many hours with Speedo clad bros in the pool.