Comments on: Dwight Howard Skipping His Own Youth Basketball Camp Because He’s Dwight Howard

By: lounginaddict

lounginaddict — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 23:36:08 +0000

he was getting butchered everywhere in Orlando for his no-show

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 20:48:43 +0000

irishmafia is going to be pissed!

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 20:35:11 +0000

Quick! To the hydrofoil!

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:47:52 +0000

I’ve been scorched by Dwight Howard before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Dwight Howard brand vitamins, my Dwight Howard calculator didn’t have a seven or an eight, and Dwight Howard’s autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he’s gone too far!

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:42:35 +0000

Was it a nice hat?

A fucking hat!/ Weekly Top 5 must return, minus the Snooki pix

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:41:47 +0000

“I told you to break their spirits!”
“We did.”
“You broke nothing!”

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:39:24 +0000

I bet they are serving Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel at the Dwight camp. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

By: molemaninthemorning

molemaninthemorning — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:37:49 +0000

Was it a nice hat?

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:35:11 +0000

some centred hole in the stump of a featureless crotch?

Melo’s post-Olympics genitalia?

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:34:19 +0000

If Dwight had gone to London and watched the Olympic tennis this would have been eerily dead-on…I at least hope at some point this week when conversing with friends he’s toasted with “Gentlemen, to evil!”

And one of the kids writes from the camp, “Dear mom, I no longer fear hell, because I have been to Dwight Howard’s youth basketball camp.”

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:33:31 +0000

Nobody’s made a Kamp Krusty joke yet?
“Hi Kids! Welcome to my youth basketball camp! I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed] . I want you to treat with the same respect you would give me. Now here’s .”

So you’re saying that Andrew Nicholson is Krunchy the Klown?

/”Gentleman, to evil.”

By: ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip)

ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:33:23 +0000

When America finds out the family of Gabby Douglas wasplanning to send her to live, eat, and breathe basketball with Dwight Howard for two years they’re gonna be pissed.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:32:21 +0000

Nobody’s made a Kamp Krusty joke yet?

If Dwight had gone to London and watched the Olympic tennis this would have been eerily dead-on…I at least hope at some point this week when conversing with friends he’s toasted with “Gentlemen, to evil!”

By: MP III

MP III — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:32:10 +0000

somewhere in london, lebron smiles at the success of his mentee.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:30:37 +0000

Someone to root for.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:30:14 +0000

Dammit, all my “Mr. Black’s” are blank

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:29:59 +0000

Nobody’s made a Kamp Krusty joke yet?

“Hi Kids! Welcome to my youth basketball camp! I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed] . I want you to treat with the same respect you would give me. Now here’s .”

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:24:41 +0000

At this point, all that’s left for DA-Wight is to nut punch Obama, leave Emma Stone alone at a restaurant and never return Tim Tebow’s phone calls and his descent into ULTIMATE VILLAIN will be complete!

By: Liquor

Liquor — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:24:36 +0000

People would gladly shell out $199 for Adam Morrison to do the same thing at his camp.

I would pay 1 million dollars for a Jimmer camp.

/CRM

By: cleet

cleet — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:22:23 +0000

Well it could be worse, he could end up showing up and pulling a Dennis Scott.