Dwight Howard Skipping His Own Youth Basketball Camp Because He’s Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard has been forgotten over the last couple weeks as the Olympics took center stage in the sports world. In fact, Dwight Howard’s name hasn’t been written on this blog since July 26th. Before that it was every other day when a new item would pop up about Dwight Howard being a bonehead or someone talking about what a bonehead Dwight Howard was acting like. Well, that streak is over. Dwight Howard is no-showing at his $199-entry-fee youth basketball camp because he’s busy hanging out in Los Angeles. From the Orlando Sentinel:
Originally, Howard was scheduled to be back in Orlando a few days after having out-patient back surgery, but he hasn’t been seen by the Magic in Orlando in more than three months. He has, however, attended at least two Los Angeles Dodgers games and a portion of the adidas Nations basketball tournament in L.A.
Howard’s annual camp originally was scheduled for July 1-2 at UCF, and Howard was supposed to attend both days. But it was postponed and rescheduled for Aug. 13-14 at Orlando Volleyball Academy.
Don’t worry though – in Howard’s stead, he is sending Orlando Magic first round draft pick Andrew Nicholson. To the credit of whoever is stuck running the Dwight Howard-less Dwight Howard basketball camp, there will be a consolation prize, if kids still choose to attend.
The ProCamps official said campers will receive a Howard autograph, a ticket to a Magic home game and a gift bag from adidas, which sponsors Howard. But the official also said registrants can receive refunds if they decide not to attend because of Howard’s absence.
Fair enough. Having said that, parents must be pissed. First they planned on the kids going to basketball camp in the beginning of July. Then Howard had the camp postponed a month and a half. Now Howard isn’t showing up for those dates. People have to plan vacations and time off. Even the crazy people of Florida. After two weeks of silence, the Dwightmare continues. [via Pro Basketball Talk]

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August 7th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Seems like a good guy.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
If one of the campers tracks Howard down and kills him and then beats the charge, should I root for him when he declares for the draft in a few years?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Meh. These parents knew who’s camp they were going to in the first place. Plus they already chose to live in Florida anyway so already they have 2 strikes against them.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I say let ‘em crash
August 7th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
it’s always a 15-minute appearance anyway
hi kids. don’t do druuugs. work on your smile. manipulate ownership. gotta go
August 7th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Dwight: less balls than Melo after a Lithuanian nut-punch.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
All that’s left is for Dwight to claim he was misquoted in his own autobiography, and the douche circle will be completed.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
dwight: less balls than a chick’s hockey game.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Craig James notes with approval the way which Dwight Howard conducts his basketball camp and is building a similar business plan for rich, white running back camps that he plans to hold all over the suburbs of Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston this fall.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Less balls than Tin Cup?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Adidas should drop him.
/not realistic, but still
August 7th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
So he has an empty sack?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
People would gladly shell out $199 for Adam Morrison to do the same thing at his camp.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
and a crease.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
you cut to the core of me, butters.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
From Dwight “Superman Howard –> Dwight “Eunuch” Howard
August 7th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
So do Eunuch’s have a penis shaft or is just some centred hole in the stump of a featureless crotch?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
People would gladly shell out $199 for Adam Morrison to do the same thing at his camp.
Adam Morrison’s camp is a work camp. Kids think they’re going for basketball skills and end up working fields in Siberia for 2 weeks.
/guessing that’s where Adam Morrison is now
August 7th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Well it could be worse, he could end up showing up and pulling a Dennis Scott.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
I would pay 1 million dollars for a Jimmer camp.
/CRM
August 7th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
At this point, all that’s left for DA-Wight is to nut punch Obama, leave Emma Stone alone at a restaurant and never return Tim Tebow’s phone calls and his descent into ULTIMATE VILLAIN will be complete!
August 7th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Nobody’s made a Kamp Krusty joke yet?
“Hi Kids! Welcome to my youth basketball camp! I turn things over to my bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed] . I want you to treat with the same respect you would give me. Now here’s .”
August 7th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Dammit, all my “Mr. Black’s” are blank
August 7th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Someone to root for.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
somewhere in london, lebron smiles at the success of his mentee.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
If Dwight had gone to London and watched the Olympic tennis this would have been eerily dead-on…I at least hope at some point this week when conversing with friends he’s toasted with “Gentlemen, to evil!”
August 7th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
When America finds out the family of Gabby Douglas wasplanning to send her to live, eat, and breathe basketball with Dwight Howard for two years they’re gonna be pissed.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
So you’re saying that Andrew Nicholson is Krunchy the Klown?
/”Gentleman, to evil.”
August 7th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
And one of the kids writes from the camp, “Dear mom, I no longer fear hell, because I have been to Dwight Howard’s youth basketball camp.”
August 7th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Melo’s post-Olympics genitalia?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Was it a nice hat?
August 7th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I bet they are serving Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel at the Dwight camp. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.
August 7th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
“I told you to break their spirits!”
“We did.”
“You broke nothing!”
August 7th, 2012 at 3:42 PM
A fucking hat!
/ Weekly Top 5 must return, minus the Snooki pix
August 7th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
I’ve been scorched by Dwight Howard before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Dwight Howard brand vitamins, my Dwight Howard calculator didn’t have a seven or an eight, and Dwight Howard’s autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he’s gone too far!
August 7th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Quick! To the hydrofoil!
August 7th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
irishmafia is going to be pissed!
August 7th, 2012 at 7:36 PM
he was getting butchered everywhere in Orlando for his no-show