AFC East New Faces for 2012: Bigger Impact–Tim Tebow or Lauren Tannehill?
The AFC East is all about page views, and no division in football has done more to improve itself in that department. Clearly the best division in football, here are the top 10 new faces in the AFC East.
10. QB/Punt Protector Tim Tebow. I mean, Tebow has to make this list, doesn’t he? If you’ve got a chance to put a backup quarterback on, you’ve got to do it. You have to then put him 10th to lead off the discussion, so you can put him in the title.
9. WAG Lauren Tannehill, Miami Dolphins. Let’s just keep with the theme of people who are not starting quarterbacks and also generate page views. Lauren Tannehill generated so much attention that she must be one of the ten most impactful additions this offseason. I mean, the media is covering her, but who is asking about Richard Marshall?
8. WR Chad Johnson, Miami Dolphins. Miami continues to lead in splashy moves. When Jeff Ireland said that the Dolphins had a plan after trading Brandon Marshall, he meant bringing in a guy who managed less than 300 receiving yards while playing 15 games for the Patriots prolific offense. That was Ochocinco, though. This is Chad Johnson. He had 1,432 yards in the last season he played. Bargain.
7. OT Cordy Glenn, Buffalo Bills. Your anonymous offensive lineman addition. Glenn was the second round pick out of Georgia and should move into a line that had a lot of injuries last season.
6. S Laron Landry, Patriots New York Jets. Landry and his cartoonishly big arms will now go to New York and join the circus.
5. CB Stephon Gilmore, Buffalo Bills. Gilmore addresses a need in the Bills secondary, where they really struggled defending the pass (if they were not getting interceptions).
4. WR Brandon Lloyd, New England Patriots. The Patriots hope Lloyd can provide what that Johnson guy could not. A few years ago, I looked at late career breakouts at wide receiver when Lloyd was leading the league in yards. I think he is a decent gamble by the Patriots.
3. QBs Ryan Tannehill and David Garrard, Miami Dolphins. The young highly drafted quarterback with potential versus the veteran who looked like his career was done after sitting out last season. Right now, this starting battle is wide open as the two join last year’s starter at season’s end, Matt Moore.
2. DE Chandler Jones and LB Dont’a Hightower, New England Patriots. The Patriots haven’t been very good on defense recently, and last year their leading pass rusher Andre Carter got hurt (and was 32), which affected them as they headed to the postseason. Jones and Hightower should both move into the starting lineup, while increasing the number of Police Academy references.
1. DE Mario Williams, Buffalo Bills. It may not have gotten as much attention, but this may be the biggest impact signing of the offseason. An in-his-prime defensive end moving teams. If Mario can shake last year’s injury, he should become a dominant force in Buffalo playing next to Marcell Dareus.
NFC South New Faces for 2012: From Asante Samuel to Vincent Jackson
AFC West New Faces for 2012: From Tracy Porter to Peyton Manning
NFC North New Faces for 2012: From Jeff Saturday to Brandon Marshall
AFC South New Faces for 2012: From Steve Hutchinson to Andrew Luck
NFC East New Faces for 2012: From Martellus Bennett to Robert Griffin III
[photo via US Presswire]
Previously:
Video: Tim Tebow Involved in 20-Player Brawl at New York Jets Training Camp!
Rex Ryan Doesn’t Think the Guy Who Said Jets Should Go For Two With Tebow Is a Complete Idiot: “That Makes Sense”
Why Did ESPN Send a Small Army to Jets Training Camp to Cover Tim Tebow?
Tim Tebow Shirtless on the Back of The Daily News Because Tim Tebow is Shirtless
Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez Won’t Let Competition Ruin Their Relationship
Reporter Confuses Mark Sanchez For Tim Tebow, Sanchez Calmly Explains, “I’m Mark”
Tim Tebow and Eli Manning Both Appear on Cover of 2012 NFL Sticker Album
Tim Tebow Will Appear on The Bachelor (Note: Tim Tebow Will Not Appear on The Bachelor)
Projecting the 2012 Quarterbacks: Mark Sanchez, Tim Tebow, Kevin Kolb and John Skelton
Tim Tebow Took a Shot at Brady Quinn and Notre Dame, But Then the Story Vanished
Tim Tebow: “Athletes Need To Come Together And Be Great Role Models”
Mark Sanchez’s Agent Calls Him a “Franchise Quarterback,” Takes Shot At Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow Requested That a Picture With “Rock of Ages” Broadway Musical Cast Be Taken Down
Iowa Girl Takes Tim Tebow Cardboard Cutout to Prom
NFL Free Agency: Besides Peyton Manning, Mario Williams and Vincent Jackson Are the Biggest Names
NFL Films Ranks Tim Tebow Over Earl Campbell and Marcus Allen On List Of Heisman Winners in the NFL
With Tim Tebow, The New York Jets Should Never Kick an Extra Point Before the Fourth Quarter
Tim Tebow Said “Excited” 44 Times at His Jets Introductory Press Conference
Shahid Khan Would Like Jacksonville Fans to Know That Tebow Did Not Want to Play For Jaguars
Tim Tebow Press Conference Video: Tebow Dances Around the Topic of Picking the Jets Over the Jaguars
Tim Tebow’s Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather Was From New Jersey
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August 7th, 2012 at 7:25 PM
Wow. The “Previously” section is no joke.
Was funny yesterday. Still funny now.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:31 PM
tebow > sanchez
bring the option to the NFL…it can work. it’s the perfect antidote to a high flying offense with a premium quarterback like say…new england. control the ball. make easy reads and get six a pop simply by reading a lb. spread em out and if they go nickel or dime, they’re at your mercy with tebow.
IT COULD WORK IN FUCKING AWESOME WAYS ESP WITH THAT DEFENSE.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:37 PM
“You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” Hahahahaha.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
Well played.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
This is lifted verbatim from an email from EIC, isn’t it? Just admit it.
/SEO is dead
August 7th, 2012 at 7:39 PM
mocking you? no. if i was mocking you id ask what life was like before television and patronizingly put my hands on my chin.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:43 PM
I was thinking back to a PSU roster post – where we debated the merits of the Nittany Lions running an option offense.
Life before TV? We stared at the radio…a lot.
/”Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar”‘d
August 7th, 2012 at 7:46 PM
an enlightened pothead changes his mind both frequently and wantonly.
…
and now i want chinese food.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:47 PM
tebow > sanchez
This is sort of like saying that regular diarrhea is better than Montezuma’s Revenge.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:48 PM
the body and blood don’t give you the squirts like $20 fajitas from some overpriced chain.
August 7th, 2012 at 7:51 PM
/eats row of oreos
August 7th, 2012 at 7:58 PM
the golfer’s swing in the ad that’s showing up on the right is shitty as shit.
August 7th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS
/pours one out for JPQ
August 7th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
It’s not just Mario and Dareus..its also Kyle Williams and former Pats DL Mark Anderson. Will be one of the top 5 lines in the league this year
August 7th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
id take the bills as the best DL in football by a decent margin.
August 7th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
ravens are dank too.
/bastards
August 7th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
anything I miss today
August 7th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Shocked we didn’t get an explanation from eic in the Modano thread. Shocked.
Spence I’m dying. I have twenty eight dollars to my name until next Friday and no dro.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
dude, my sincere condolences. i might be in a similar predicament tomorrow after work…praying a certain someone hears their phone ring.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
whoa whoa whoa…NEXT friday? hooboy. hope you got a few cans of duster lying around.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
I’ve got a bunch of booze and phenobarbital and xanax.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
anything I miss today
Quality writing, witty repartee, hilarious rejoinders…and there were posts and other commenters here too.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
i like your style…zombify yourself until you can reup.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Maybe I should have specified here on the site.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
my rabbi missed me eat a crabcake at lunch.
/joogins
August 7th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
my rabbi missed me eat a crabcake at lunch.
Picture is in the mail.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Also recycling isn’t until next week and there are eight piss bottles in my room. Welp, off to my girlfriend’s house, I’ll deeal with this shit later.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
I should specify, the picture is of me farting on the crab cake. I’m sure that’s not kosher.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Ask Laron Landry he’s got a whole David Boston duffel bag full of Asian swimmer drugs.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
I thought that said rabbit and was mad confused.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Also recycling isn’t until next week and there are eight piss bottles in my room.
The local recycling company must hate you.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
i will now perform sepukkjew.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
I’ll be putting the bag in with my neighbor’s recycling. I’m not an amateur.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
i know…how disgusting.
/recycles full diet coke bottle full of dip spit
August 7th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
make sure to loosen the caps JUSTABIT.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
I’ll be putting the bag in with my neighbor’s recycling. I’m not an amateur.
Clearly I am in the company of great wisdom.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
One of them is an old Fiber One container. Gotta stay regular. Gotta support the team.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
AWESOME.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
im going to go pee off my balcony as a sacrifice to the pot gods that you’ll get a gram or something.
/spelled it balcon at first
//I AM THE BALCONER
August 7th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
In 5 years, we will see mole on an episode of hoarders
August 7th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Also, laron landry is overrated and will be a bust in NY. Always hurt
August 7th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
I threw up off a third store balcony once. I was shitfaced at my brother’s apartment and went outside to smoke a cigarette. I smoked about half of it and then collapsed against the railing and threw it. The best part as that there was about a 1.5 second delay before I heard it hit the ground. The next thing I know woke up on my brother’s couch the next afternoon hungover to the bejesus.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
threw up, not threw it.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Safety’s
Triceps are an
Eerie
Reminder
Of an
Injury prone
David Boston in
San Diego
August 7th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
i hate to break it to you, but my old roommate walt probably peed himself in that couch earlier that afternoon.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
i hate to break it to you, but my old roommate walt probably peed himself in that couch earlier that afternoon.
So you were the sink pisser and he was the couch pisser. What a complimentary relationship you two must have had.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
to be fair…he only peed the couch twice.
counterpoint…it was on consecutive days when he was passed out drunk when i got home at like 3pm.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:40 PM
There is no worse feeling in life than waking up viciously hung over in a comely lasses bed and trying to convince her your piss is just sweat.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
You know I’ve puked more than my share due to drinking too much, but I’ve never once pissed or shit myself.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Check Tribe score, hey their up 5-1 in the 7th!
Couple minutes later, 5-2 with bases loaded for the Twinks…
August 7th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Agreed. I’ve always been able to make it to a bathroom to piss. That cannot be said about puking. Thankfully, I always had a can nearby.
I also learned that lo mein or angel hair pasta before a night of over-imbibing is a very bad idea.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
I also learned that lo mein or angel hair pasta before a night of over-imbibing is a very bad idea.
“When did I eat worms?!?”
August 7th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Ball rolls through Kipnis’ legs… 5-4 Tribe. Kipnis has been fucking awful the past month+.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Worse. That’s not fun pulling out of your nasal cavity
August 7th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
Thankfully, I always had a can nearby.
Yeah….not so much with me.
/have washed sheets many times in my day
//have cleaned spots out of many carpets
August 7th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
sigh…mea culpa time. for three weeks around thanksgiving 2005, i hooked up with this thick girl who enjoyed herself a lil booger sugar, if you’re picking up what im putting down. anyways, she lived a few apartments down from me and her dad was some big agent in the texas country scene and represented like pat green and some other dudes.
well, long story short, she invited me to a loge for the cowboys/broncos thanksgiving game and i broke up with her the next morning. did i feel bad for leading her on just so i had turkey on thanksgiving since i couldnt go back to the cleve? not as bad as i felt for hooking up with water trash.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
You’re not really giving it your all, are you?
Also, regarding the pre-Taylor Swift vs. Modano divorce (too drunk/lazy to look up her name): “I don’t care how hot she is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.”
/Obligatory’d
//Is this TBLAD??
August 7th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
To steal from the Roast of Denis Leary (someone was roasting Lenny Clarke):
How do you have a cocaine problem and a weight problem? Were you snorting powdered sugar?
August 7th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
That’s awesome. I watched a buddy of mine throw up off an 8th or 9th floor balcony on NYE once. It was pretty funny the next morning.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
I’ve pissed in closets, kitchens, but never in someone’s bed. When I first starting dating my wife I was hammered and walked out of her bathroom in the middle of the night and walked into her roommates room and got in bed with the roommate. Roommates BR was right where mine was at home in relation to the bathroom.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
hawkeye…lets just say she didn’t exactly come from good stock. if you look at the mom to see what a chick will look like when she’s older, i saw bingo wings in her future.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
gotta save hard knocks for tomorrow. rats.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
roommate’s bong rip was right where?
August 7th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Ha! That was a storyline of one of the few episodes of “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” that I saw.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
The living room.
August 7th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Only pissed myself like twice, but one of those times I had a really hot chick in my bed who I had just started getting with and, well, it kind of got on her.
I’m amazed she ever let me touch her again.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Should note, we were both passed out, I woke up and was like, why is it wet in here. That was an awkward wake up nudge.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
You should try being woken up while you’re pissing in someone’s closet.
/maybe not quite as bad
August 7th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Ugh. Now did you get with her because of her old man, or other reasons?
August 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
A buddy of mine hooked up with a girl at a party once. They passed out on his bed. He woke up in the middle of the night to hear her murmuring. From underneath her he saw his sheets quickly darkening. He was too drunk and embarrassed for her to wake up her, so he built a dam with the rest of the sheets and the blanket, rolled over and went back to sleep. He allegedly woke up the next morning and said “does it smell like piss in here to you?”
August 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Yeah they all were surprisingly chill about the whole fiasco. Still horrible.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
i got with her because i was young, stupid and she invited me to thanksgiving the next day after hooking up for the first time and i knew i wasn’t going home.
i did it all for the turkey.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Spencer, admit it, you miss Texas.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
i miss the living shit out of texas man…i was talking with my bengals fan buddy who moved to houston bout the same thing yesterday. said something along the lines of “i played so far above the rim there i felt like lebron and here i can’t get an over the shirt titty nibble.”
August 7th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
I told my wife I was going to get a custom putter and put her name on it so that every time I missed a putt I would get to yell at her.
/last night’d
August 7th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
just don’t get divorced…if it’s got her name on it, it’s hers. and a woman would take it out of pure spite.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
said something along the lines of “i played so far above the rim there i felt like lebron and here i can’t get an over the shirt titty nibble.”
Poetry.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Maybe, but she putts lefty and I don’t.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
…why am i still here again?
/golf year round
//texas women
///golf year round
////golf
/////year
//////round
August 7th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
At this point, i would trade living in NY for living in Texas…or anywhere west of the mississippi
August 7th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Was it good turkey at least?
August 7th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
DUDE…lemme tell you what. whomever they got to cater the thing did that shit RIGHT. my mom’s thanksgiving is still better tho…and my dad always smokes a turkey, so obvs im a lil biased.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
…why am i still here again?
/golf year round
//texas women
///golf year round
////golf
/////year
//////round
Eh, it’s not completely year round. Not in north Texas. Even if it doesn’t snow, the grass could still die. But in terms of conditions, yeah no huge snow drifts or anything like that.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Hola, amigos … drinking, puking, pissing the bed and living in Texas: yep, it’s TBLAD.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
If you live in Texas, you get awesome smoked or BBQ turkey year round.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
I played a few rounds in a simulator over the winter. Better than not taking a full swing for 4 months.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
no snow, no problem. caddy yuri…this nine irons carry bunker, nyet? da…you are always talking the sense into me, friend. i take eight iron, swing smooth, no problem.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Forgot to add” burst into flame as soon as I walk outdoors May-September
August 7th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Spencer would move to texas for the year round golf. I would move to texas for the year round barbecue
/fatty
August 7th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Forgot to add” burst into flame as soon as I walk outdoors May-September
Pshaw. It was only 104 today.
/this summer hasn’t been as bad as last summer.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
ill take texas heat over this buttass humid bullshit god damnit why am i sweating when im sleeping?
August 7th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
No reason you can’t have both.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Oh man, the humidity here is such garbage. I hate it.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Texas heat? Only heat I’ve experienced there is at least as humid as up here, and hotter. Dallas can’t be much different.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
I don’t play golf so i’ll dedicate my time to barbecue
August 7th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Jose valverde sucks. If he quit the theatrics and just pitched….jackass
August 7th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Nada on top of my AC issue from last week, my shower upstairs sprung a major leak. Have to replace the whole trap, drain and pipes to the main. I’ve sunk so much money into this house I’m never moving.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
dallas’ heat never bothered me too much. once you get a good sweat going, don’t really matter when youre alerady drenched. plus…new housing, air conditioning. don’t have AC in my room.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
I prefer the dry heat in AZ, Utah, Nevada over humidity any day. Dallas is just as humid as PA and hotter to boot.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Texas heat? Only heat I’ve experienced there is at least as humid as up here, and hotter. Dallas can’t be much different.
Dallas doesn’t get that humid. Houston is where the humidity is at.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
TEAR IT DOWN.
Or burn it down.
You can live in Rollo’s barn, and that comes with SIL handjobs, gratis.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Testify, brutha.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
I mean a humid day in Dallas is when it’s over 60% or 70%. A normal day in Houston is when it’s 90% or higher.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Why do the lady vball players have no bewbs? They have great everything else, but no bewbs.
Oh, and Texas heat is not that big a deal. 110 is the golf cutoff.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Sounds like San Antonio is a little Dallas and a little Houston.
No matter to me, I just have to visit there. Odds of me moving south are just about zero.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Definitely crossed my mind. We’ve replaced every single appliance in the 4.5 years we’ve lived here, and had to replace the roof after a storm last year. At least with the roof it was only the $500 deductible. Everything else has been out of pocket.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Teed off at 118 in AZ last summer at 11 am, after drinking until 4, it made for an absolutely brutal day of golf.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Out of the major cities in texas (austin, houston, san antonio, DFW area), which has the lowest cost of living?
August 7th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
i dont care what anyone says, i still love chad johnson.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
118? Fuck that. I wouldnt leave the house
August 7th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Sounds like San Antonio is a little Dallas and a little Houston.
San Antonio-Austin is probably less humid than Dallas is.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
San antonio, Houston Austin, Dallas
August 7th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
<blockquoteJose valverde sucks.
Indeed. Good victory for the Tigs tonight though.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Out of the major cities in texas (austin, houston, san antonio, DFW area), which has the lowest cost of living?
San Antonio. And it’s not close. Austin is still relatively inexpensive, but as it becomes more popular the costs will rise.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Just unGodly hot. Of course, I’m less happy with heat as I get older. Thank God I live in the right state for that, most of the year.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Interesting quote fail there. Good for me.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
It was rough. The day before it was even hotter. I don’t think we got out of the pool from 9 am until about 5. Had a $300 pool bar tab between 3 of us.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Damn those women hurdlers are amazing
August 7th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Just unGodly hot. Of course, I’m less happy with heat as I get older. Thank God I live in the right state for that, most of the year.
Difficult to argue with that. Whenever I leave work at the end of the day this time of year, it feels like I have a hair dryer blowing on every square inch of my body.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Can’t believe Lolo finishing 4th was the story from this race. The fact that a pale ass white chick won should have been the headline.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
ryan tannehilol
/he gawn SUCK
August 7th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Hottest I’ve ever played golf was 120 in Vegas in August. Didn’t feel that bad. Played last summer in Dallas at 105 and it felt 10 times worse.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Are you channeling sousedbergin?
August 7th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Now, the absolute hottest woman I’ve ever dated was from Houston, and one September night we were banging in the rain on a balcony in New Orleans. That was the good version of hot and humid.
It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Same as Tiger finishing 12th is now the story every weekend.
He’s back!
August 7th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Damn it, I finally escape from that 10-hour meeting, get stuffed and snockered on the company dime, stumble home, and no one wants to converse with me.
Might as well be married.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
The brightness bothers me more than how hot it gets in AZ. NO clouds, hardly any green to deflect the sun, shit can ruin your eyes quick.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Had a $300 pool bar tab between 3 of us
that’s good livin right there. i’ve done a swim-up bar once, and it has haunted me since. costa rica. drink after drink after drink. tropical band by the pool. being drunk underwater is the shit. what a sunburn
August 7th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Ha. I have to talk to idiots all day at work, and when I come home I just want my wife to leave me alone.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
So, Jordyn Wieber’s a bit of a gagger.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Did the same in Jamaica. We took shots for all the colors of the tile on the bar. One of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had. I’m sure the ganj didn’t help.
I pregamed the waterpark all summer. My wife thinks I’m crazy but there are few things in life more enjoyable than having a good buzz on a water slide or a lazy river.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
holy shit, how did joe philbin get a head coaching job? he’s got the charisma of a piece of drywall.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
chad johnson in his prime must’ve been a fucking nightmare to cover.
August 7th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
And Chris Perez blows another game. He fucking sucks. Glad the front office didn’t trade him at the deadline when his value was at an all-time high….
/Tribe sooooo shitty
August 7th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
anyone drinking? i got some craft from whole foods the wife brought home. chicago brewery…metropolitan brewing co. ironworks alt. it has a robot on the label. she got it because she knows one of my favorite kids movies is iron giant
/ranger, scout, slugger, pal
August 7th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
oh my god is joe philbin awful.
he’s going to be to hard knocks what skylar is to breaking bad.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
Tell us what you think about Joe Philbin spencer.
/sits with elbows on table and head resting in hands
August 7th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Philbin makes Belichick look like Rex Ryan.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
/sits with elbows on table and head resting in hands
bat those eyelashes
August 7th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
hoodie is freaking awesome…he’d make the best hard knocks ever. he’s dry, but it’s a sardonic wit.
ms621…im not a fan. i know the stink of bad coaches…and i can smell phi HOLY SHIT DOWFEEN CHEERLEADER TITS phiblin’s suck musk all the way from here.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
In some places, this is known as drowning.
Usain Bolt gets tryout with Man U.
/ More Renaldo Nehemiah than Willie Gault, I’ll wager
August 7th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
they gonna delve into philbin’s dead son?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Not tonight, I need to conserve my strength for the next few days. Enjoyed some Flying Fish last night and some Alaskan Amber on Saturday that my buddy brought me back from Chicago.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
/no coop on smelling the suck musk
August 7th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
In some places, this is known as drowning.
maybe, but i communicate with sea creatures, aquaman style
August 7th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
7. OT Cordy Glenn, Buffalo Bills. Your anonymous offensive lineman addition. Glenn was the second round pick out of Georgia and should move into a line that had a lot of injuries last season.
When I was the Cardinals GM this past spring, I took this fella in the first round because nobody was willing to accept that the Dolphins were deadset on the Tannehills. I was happy with my pick. I think Cordy’s got tremendous upside AND projectability
August 7th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
/anderson coop’d woulda loved what i just did to my beer bottle when it overflowed
August 7th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
what’s seahorse for “;?”
/i keed
August 7th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
;? looks like the emoticon the french would’ve used when they surrendered.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
ho ho! ze germans are stealing all ze baguettes!
;?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
That Romanian (I think) gymnast who just did a bunch of flips is not hard on the eyes.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
;? looks like the emoticon the french would’ve used when they surrendered.
i see guy who farts in crowded health club
August 7th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
C’mon, Anna Gunn finally stepped up to the plate this week.
“Wait for what?”
“Wait for the cancer to come back.”
But my lord that is some horrible selective surgery she has had. Selective, not corrective.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
yea, that narrows it down.
/does “get a load of this asshole” motion
August 7th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
So did coop run home and take his ball with him? I don’t feel like he’s been around since he accosted one Glorious Mullet.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
looks like this commenter…
/sunglasses
…flew the coop.
/YYEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
im going to sleep. godspeed and goodnight, you arrogant sluts.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Damn absentee workaholic fathers.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
BIRD WOULD’VE TIED THE GAY MEME TOGETHER DAMN YOU POT!!!
/violently shakes illadelph
August 7th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
they gonna delve into philbin’s dead son?
Damn absentee workaholic fathers.
the window of opportunity for a necrophiliac joke has passed. you all failed
August 7th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Coop is lurking in the shadows, waiting for the day Mullet lets his guard down, then … Bammer!
August 7th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
spence, nice to see you this late. did your schedule/lifestyle change or you checking to see if reports of TBLAD rebirth are exaggerated?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
[door flies open]
AM I TOO LATE?!?!?
/sandusky with a shovel
August 7th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
na…ripped open a callous on my hand and didn’t feel like making it worse by practicing more. still got in a good two hours today tho, so not a total waste.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
I’m not arrogant.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
I’ve heard reports of TBLAD rebirth are greatly exaggerated, almost as much as remembrances of what TBLAD used to be.
/ Y’know, back in the day …
August 7th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
dibs on the TBLAD afterbirth.
/always confuses placenta and polenta
August 7th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Pedo avec un pelle?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Did he not spend enough time with his son as well?
/insensative jackass’d
August 7th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Holy shit, how did Nate McLouth get to the Orioles?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
we remodeled a strange wndowless, ventless room from a playroom to an office (which i;m in now) this spring/summer. told the wife we need to christen it.
haven’t yet, but she just came in and asked me to crack her back, which involves her laying prone and me pressing with both hands along her spine, making things pop. made it pop like four times and the noises she made sounded like we were christening it
August 7th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
One is a delicious side dish, the other is a cornmeal-based foodstuff.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
What is striking about different doctoral programs is how variable some of their requirements are.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
He turned left at Atlanta.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
placenta
i hate this word, and i hated the band Live as soon as it used the word in a song. pompous pretentious assmonkeys
August 7th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Did he not spend enough time with his son as well?
/insensative jackass’d
That was garmy, right? I guess I salute him for standing by his guns on that statement, but man way to find yourself on the wrong side of an argument.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
For some perverted reason, I imagined this as a scene from Secretary.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
na…ripped open a callous on my hand and didn’t feel like making it worse by practicing more. still got in a good two hours today tho, so not a total waste.
bday is in four days. i asked for guitar lessons because i cannot get myself to practice alone. being accountable and knowing money was spent should kickstart me into gary richrath territory
August 7th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
More understandable.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
Are you still working on that thesis from a while back? Something about the Irish?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
He turned left at Atlanta
not albekoiky?
August 7th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
That’s how Zappa started.
/ Ducks punch from Spencer
August 7th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
bstr! hockey doesn;t start for…..maybe never
August 7th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
August 7th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
shut up…shutting up
August 7th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Are you still working on that thesis from a while back? Something about the Irish?
Turned in the thesis a few weeks ago. Pretty much all done.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
All right, I gotta go too. The never-ending meeting grinds into its third day tomorrow, and much like Great Fortuna’s wheel, I know not where or when it shall stop.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
dammit. no more beer. guess i should start working.
August 7th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Congrats. The day I submitted was the best day ever, especially with the PhD. Didn’t even care about defending it after that to be honest (and I’m sure it showed).
I doubt we see hockey for a while – time is ticking. But it is good to be able to comment a bit more again.
August 8th, 2012 at 7:57 AM
So the Jets solution for their safety problems is…..Laron Landry??? Hahahahaha. OH it will be fun to watch them this year, it will be fun.