China’s Brand of Dominant Crazy Makes it America’s New Great Olympic Foil
Halfway through these Olympics the United States and China are running neck-and-neck in the medal count — so close that on Saturday, Day 8, both countries netted five golds, three silvers and three bronzes apiece. That allowed the Americans to cling to a single-medal lead in the overall standings and in the golds. On Sunday China took leads of a couple of golds and a single medal overall. Below the world’s two athletics superpowers, there’s barely a contest. No other two countries’ gold medal counts can match either the States’ or China’s.
Thomas Friedman may proclaim a flat world, but in the Olympics, at least, Americans are more accustomed to a bipolar planet, oriented around themselves and one spectacular other foe. Since just about forever, that was the Soviet Union and its splinter states. After 1936, when Germany led the medal counts at the Berlin summer games, the United States or Soviet Union (including the 1992 Unified Team) was the top medal winner and/or top gold medal winner in every Summer Olympics. That was until 2008, when China won 51 golds to 36 for the United States, which wound up with enough silvers and bronzes to win the overall medal count 110 to 100. Granted, the Chinese were the host country, and they’re huge, but given that China didn’t win so much as a single summer medal until the 1984 games, that’s a hell of a bit of catch-up.
In this regard the Olympics qualify as a lagging indicator; we’ve been charting China’s geopolitical ascent for at least four decades. But just because China has a 1.3 billion people and the world’s second-largest economy doesn’t guarantee that it becomes a decent rival. (Case in point: Including its three medals so far in 2012, India and its 1.2 billion people have racked up a total of 23 summer games medals, ever.) A proper rival requires a country that geeks out on the Olympics to the degree that America does. Turns out China makes a great sparring partner in this proxy Cold War, because it not only pursues athletic excellence with a fervor, we’re increasingly learning in these games that it brings its own distinct brand of crazy.
To list but a few:
* The blazing times swum by Ye Shiwen, the 16-year-old girl whose final freestyle length in her world-record-setting 400 IM was faster than Ryan Lochte’s, triggered a round of none-too-subtle insinuation that she might be chemically enhanced. The Chinese swimming team responded that Ye has “been a genius since she was young, and her performance vindicates that.” The IOC hasn’t announced any findings of wrongdoing, so perhaps this is on its way to blowing over. But it’s also worth remembering that Chinese women swimmers were caught doping in the ’90s and as recently as March tested positive for a banned hormone. By now, either scenario is plausible: Either China’s swimming program identified and developed a certified phenom, or it identified and developed a certified phenom that it then doped up.
* The badminton match-throwing fracas that took out the women’s top-seeded pair, Wang Xiaoli and Yu Yang, must be one of the most idiotic paths to disqualification in the history of the Olympics. But the justification that Yu offered for the lackluster showing was also coolly Machiavellian: “Tomorrow it’s the knockout rounds. So we’ve already qualified, and we wanted to have more energy for the knockout rounds.” Sleepwalking through games to set up more favorable matchups for the knockout round? Don’t Americans simply call that “the last two weeks of the NBA regular season”?
* The sad resonance of diver Wu Minxia’s story after she won the gold in 3-meter springboard was a confirmation of what skeptics would’ve already assumed about China’s Olympics program: that it swallows humans and forces them to behave as robots. Her father revealed to a Shanghai newspaper that he and his wife had concealed the mother’s breast cancer from the daughter for eight years. Also, they’d not told the daughter that her grandparents had died more than a year ago. “We accepted a long time ago that she doesn’t belong entirely to us,” Wu Yuming said. “I don’t even dare to think about things like enjoying family happiness.”
Microbloggers in China freaked over Wu’s story. “Our national sports system is disgusting,” one wrote. But their national sports system also dominates the world stage. And if you’re an American fan, it’s gratifying to face such dedicated opponents. If not for American victories over the formidable Chinese, how would Americans know how other countries feel when they medal over the United States?


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August 6th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
China cheats.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Good job, Good effort.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
and much like chinese products, the “new, great” is just marketing fluff.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
the usa women’s hoops team has no idea what this is about
August 6th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Commie bastards
August 6th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
The way Allyson Felix spells her first name is ridiculous.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
So do we, so does Britain. China cheats at gymnastics by lying about the ages of the girls. Britain cheats at cycling by doping. We cheat at track by doping and steroids. Whatever.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Allyson? Don’t you mean, Assholeson?! AMIRIGHT?!
/rimshot
August 6th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
we cheat by being genetically superior. w00t. snoogins.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Right. Because American athletes have never ever been caught cheating.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Many Athletes Run Into Other Nefarious Jaunts On Negative Endeavors Sometimes.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Germany can start being competitive again now that Third Reich Reparations payment requirements are dwindling.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
is that “jealousy” by calvin klein? wonderful scent.
/fills tank with fireworks and GETS DRUNK
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
inspired cleet
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Todd Sauerbrun will always remain my favorite
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
As the late great Eddie Guerrero once said, “If your not cheating, your not trying.”
/it’s real to me
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
That was nicely done.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
FOURTH DOWN BAD. PUNT GOOD.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Kazakhstan does it right. 6 gold, no silver or bronze. Once again, I’d like to urge IOC to stop giving out silver and bronze medals. How can it be a serious sporting event when we are honoring 2nd and 3rd place finishers?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Because American athletes have never ever been caught cheating
Todd Sauerbrun will always remain my favorite
gaylord perry for me
/love the ump tracking the nail file perry tries to toss from his back pocket
August 6th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Is this the breaking bad recap post?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
oh what the fuck…why does my chinese foil have razor blades in it. howabout letting em take a break, foreman-san?
/adorns scooter with american flags and support the troops ribbons
August 6th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Wasn’t that a Neikro?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Hmmmm. Somebody’s still pissed that Jesse Owens shoved that genetically superior BS down the Third Reich’s throat.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Chinese Olympics Team …..SHUT IT DOWN!!
/Just kidding. Much more fun with a true rival.
//Craig James Crip Walks in front of his full length mirror.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Joe, if i’m not mistaken.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Canada cheats.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Someone say Craig James up in here?
Craig James.
/Craig James’d
that should just about do it
August 6th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I’m fully aware of my country’s mediocre medal count. 5 gold, 10 silver. It’s quite fitting. We’ve perfected the art of coming in second. But they are starting to implement East German style training methods. I think you’ll start seeing Germany fight for 3rd place behind USA and China in future Olympics.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Wasn’t that a Neikro?
way to go butters. there’s always one in the crowd
/and i think you’re probably right
August 6th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I expect the content of your writing to be nonsensical, SamIAmn’t, but the quality of the writing is piss-poor also.
Away from the fact that I just really don’t like you personally, can I suggest having someone read your longer pieces before you post? Once you cross that three paragraph-threshold, continuity and sentence structure become particularly important, and I highly recommend having someone explain these to you.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Let’s go down to Jemelle who has a sideline report –
Jemelle: This post is racist. So was the last post. And the one before that.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I hope Walter White kills Skylar soon. Ricin that bitch’s smokes.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Yes. Forgive him, he’s old.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
all the gold and silver were taken from the jews?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Haven’t watched Breaking Bad this season. Is Skylar still the size of a beached whale?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
No, she slimmed back down, but is somehow even less attractive. At least before she had the fucking a fat chick nostalgia.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Joe, if i’m not mistaken.
thanks milk. never fails to make me LOL when that ump watches it fly by
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I like Germany a lot, visited the country 6-7 times and think it is much cooler than overrated France and (not including London) The UK. But it really should step up and get its act together for the Summer Games. They should definitely be Europe’s most dominant team. Not 9th overall and losing to Kazakhstan in the tally of Gold Medals.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
ricin’s too quick for that cunt…put her alive in one of those acid barrels.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Hard to take a communist country seriously when it comes to the Olympics. They put kids in sports camps from the time they are a fetus then unleash them on the world once every four years. Doesn’t feel earned to me.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
The Jets are brawling!
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Novelty, not nostalgia. Though I do have some nostalgia for fucking the occasional fat chick.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Forgive him, he’s old.
that all you got chief? i’m also really selfish and have killed women with my penis
August 6th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Hold the fuck up, Japan and Australia both have 2 golds and 12 silvers. Now I don’t feel so bad anymore. The race for silver medal is on!!!!
SMH
August 6th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Psh. We can always get more silver.
/Judas
August 6th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
pretty sure this story ends with robot hitler leading an army on the moon.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
August 6th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
/I can’t really be mean to you, you’re a good dude.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I expect the content of your writing to be nonsensical, SamIAmn’t, but the quality of the writing is piss-poor also.
Away from the fact that I just really don’t like you personally, can I suggest having someone read your longer pieces before you post? Once you cross that three paragraph-threshold, continuity and sentence structure become particularly important, and I highly recommend having someone explain these to you.
no offense, but he’s the one writing for TBL
/h-town’d
August 6th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Big fail for Aussie swimmers this year.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Cannot wait for this team to go 6-10.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
that all you got chief? i’m also really selfish and have killed women with my penis
Dying of laughter is a metaphor, not a medical diagnosis.
Ooof, we got a winner here.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
You got it. Sometimes I wish we’d try and cheat more, instead of settle for personal bests and the occasional bronze.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
link?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Der Kaiser is black?
August 6th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
wow, my first reverse quote
August 6th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Jesus Underwear, that’s cold.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Ha! No. Just couldn’t come up with any other response. There’s no comeback to “your people killed a bunch of other people”.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Nevermind WU, the reverse quote jacked me up.
WWOS, that’s cold.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Ooof, we got a winner here.
can i get a supporting comment award?
i put it on a tee
August 6th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Hahahaha. Where he will be defeated, single-handedly, by Ronald Reagan riding a raptor, armed only with 1 machine gun, a bazooka and Ol’ Glory.
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/183/0/6/ronald_reagan_riding_a_velociraptor_by_sharpwriter-d55rsh7.jpg
/’Murrrrrica Rules.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
I’m kinda ashamed to admit that I was hoping to see her wet white shirt after the pool scene.
August 6th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Eh, his stuff just rubs me the wrong way. Hernia and CRM both have an established “take with a healthy dose of sarcasm” routine, and TBL is going to play up what he can to get headlines, and maybe ignore the logical story. Lisk’s stuff is consistently great and always seems to have the right interpretation/reaction. Duffy’s short pieces are even fine, but I feel like there is a void in the content when longer pieces by Duffy (eg Carl Lewis) and Eifling appear here. It’s sometimes like they arise out of a need for longer-form (for a blog at least) posts, rather than out of a complex topic needing more deconstruction.
When the longer posts come up, I just read it and it seems pretty clear that there isn’t a coherent point, but rather sentences smushed together that sound good. Rather than starting with an idea, an outline, then making sure it makes sense, it’s like ‘start writing, keep writing, okay I filled my quota’. Duffy’s piece would have been 10x better had he made his point about Carl Lewis’ versatility and longevity, and not gotten to the ridiculous “it’d be like Phelps diving” paragraph.
/way too much discussion on that
August 6th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
I just bookmarked that picture. Don’t need it now, but I know I will at some point down the line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc
August 6th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Free Ben Johnson!
Every time your roided countrymen lose you fucking mickey mouse banging slaggots whine about doping. Fuck you hypocrite slags right up the penis uretha your female olympians curate through needles.
/I think I should lie down
In your dumbfuck cultural dissonance you’ve deluded your selves a reality from steroid baseball in this narrative you jingoistic cunts(no yardwork).
/(I don’t even know anymore what I am trying to say)
//Drunk and asking my GF about a mysterious arm bruise she explained that is where she bit me and is sorry.
///What?
////Long weekend’d
/////Craig James
//////Thinks Canada should go commie whilst using yankee drugs
August 6th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Jesus Underwear, that’s cold.
queef, h-town attacked me the other day when i (after others) criticized the writing of glockner. he admitted he had no basis for judging writing, but knew that i must be a bad writer because he worked for SI and I do not.
so, wasn;t attacking wwos as much as having fun
August 6th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I sent this to Mr. J-Mac but has anyone else heard that Bleacher Report just got paid? A little under 200 mill.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-08-06/time-warner-acquisition-of-bleacher-report-sports-site-approved.html
August 6th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
bullschnitzel…germany’s doing it right, like america did. get hella rich and nobody will give a shit about your past when they’re fighting over your food scraps.
/high fives first-world
August 6th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I haven’t read a book in 17 years
August 6th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Done. And a bad time for a quote fail. Oh well.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Free Ben Johnson!
Every time your roided countrymen lose you fucking mickey mouse banging slaggots whine about doping. Fuck you hypocrite slags right up the penis uretha your female olympians curate through needles.
/I think I should lie down
In your dumbfuck cultural dissonance you’ve deluded your selves a reality from steroid baseball in this narrative you jingoistic cunts(no yardwork).
/(I don’t even know anymore what I am trying to say)
//Drunk and asking my GF about a mysterious arm bruise she explained that is where she bit me and is sorry.
///What?
////Long weekend’d
/////Craig James
//////Thinks Canada should go commie whilst using yankee drugs
soused either is paolo, or the lovechild of paolo and duffy
August 6th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Slideshows, brotha. Slideshows.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Sousedbergin should be handed the 2012 TBL MVP award asap. I don’t care that there’s still 4 months left. This man consistently brings the good.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I tweeted about this Native American owned quick-loan place with a 170% APR. $5,000 loan with a $41,000 payback. Somehow it feels like 300 year-due payback.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
JMac must feel like the guy who cashed out his Apple stock in 1999. “It just hit $24! I’m rich!”
August 6th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Please don’t tell me this Bleacher Report purchase is going to be duckworth’d
August 6th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
soused is legit.
Don’t forget Rollo, though. After dark, he’s bringing stuff that makes you think.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
That escalated quite swiftly.
/Still on Team Montreal though. Pretty strippers up there.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I agree.
Though I’m still propping up my candidate Wayne Fontes Safari for a lifetime achievement award. Highest ratio of awesome:total comments here, by a longshot.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
sorry for killing all your bison, yo.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love his stories, but at this point he really needs to tell the wife. I’m caught up to middle of last week. Has he told his wife yet?
August 6th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
You forgot Carl Lewis
August 6th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Jemelle HIll: I’m here on the sideline, TBL, and the offensive line coach just walked by and confirmed that sousedbergin does have a vitamin D deficiency, he is currently drunk, and he hates black people.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
1-0 Canada!!!!!
August 6th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I tweeted about this Native American owned quick-loan place with a 170% APR. $5,000 loan with a $41,000 payback. Somehow it feels like 300 year-due payback.
Anyone here read “1491″? I have always been interested about North American Indians before we got here and that book isn’t letting me down.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
He mentioned some things last night. Breaking camp with his wife & baby at 0300 hours, due to “fit hittin’ the shan”. He’s gonna get back with us as things calm down a bit more.
Check out the Hall of Fame game thread from last night.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
der kaiser rollo showed up last night and said it escalated the other night and he was too tired to detail it. he was made to agree to announce when he was ready several times the day of the night he would tell the story
August 6th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Rollo singlehandidly (sp?) brought back TBLAD, he gets lots of MVP consideration for sure.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
i enjoy rollo’s story, but he did not bring back tblad. it was hitting 100-200 a night before the story, and that is ‘back’ to me. when his story is over, see what tblad gets per night
August 6th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Can I get a Cliffs Notes of this Rollo fella?
August 6th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
dammit, i’ve got a business trip coming up and i’ll be offline wed-fri, hope i don’t miss it.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
i enjoy rollo’s story, but he did not bring back tblad. it was hitting 100-200 a night before the story, and that is ‘back’ to me. when his story is over, see what tblad gets per night
I usually only jump in during football season when MNF and College Thursday is on. You fuckers stay up way too late for me.
/Team 9:30 bedtime
August 6th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
ritty. he and wife and 4mo kid are staying with his wife’s parent while they wait for a mortgage approval. his sorta hot sister in law has been hitting on him blatantly. throw in a crazy boyfriend of hers into the mix. there has been gun-packing and much advice from us
August 6th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Football coming back should help with consisent thread counts…maybe?
August 6th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
The fact that SIL said Rollo walked in on her is insane. At that point, you need to drop everything and immediately tell your wife.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I have love for all zeus’ creatures. Just thinkall those from the Abrahimic religons should die in a fiery car crash.
/notices that I am very, very drunk
//and sunburnt
///Finds a picture of a black person and stares intently at it (literally this)
////Does not find any racial animosity
/////Concludes that I am not racist
//////continues plotting killing all old white males
August 6th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Aim small, miss small?
/The Patriot
August 6th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
that and the mlb playoffs. i’d like to think no matter what, it has gotten over the hump and won’t return to 15 per night
August 6th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
The fact that SIL said Rollo walked in on her is insane
don’t think this happened. i think we are afraid it will
/invested in rollo’s wellbeing
August 6th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
No, but I heard the author on a podcast (Fresh Air?) talking about 1493…fascinating stuff.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Oh a Lisk post!
/imagines everyone leaving in a rush
August 6th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
(Fresh Air?)
terri gross ftw
August 6th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Nope. He said it did happen. When he was driving her back home that night, she accused him of walking in on her. That’s also when she explicitly told him that if he wanted to have sex with her, it’d be fine by her.
August 6th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Every time I get involved in a Rollo/TBLAD post I keep thinking we may be getting Keyser Söze‘d. And then I realize that even if Rollo limps-then-walks to his waiting ATV and rides off, I don’t really care. It was a great tale.