Fiona Apple

Urag

Her song on 7 followed pentannamic peramiter brah
ionic Santameric
Pegogic Dermantison
Pebotic Kerfuckametre
Iambic Pertanimic
Fuck
An-biotic Faux-Ambitoic-dead-hippy-baby
I am legand pretamin-metre
Fuck
Am-be-onic Pent-tam-a-metre
Peiambic I-tanametric
Kat fucketing Douce metre ka-cunting fuckery
Iambic Pentatnery seems right but way kafuckery off
Cuntambic Cuntentart cunt cuntre.

Like hooves it sounds. Fuck.

Like rhythmic horse lopping son.

Likes of which is popular there abouts.

it was not a nurse

Sand tiger, I’m hoping…

/it’s not Rollo, but a good story is a good story
//grabs popcorn

finally saw the deliverance scene. you know the one. where burt reynolds smirks

Lamentably no. You have a link? Generally watch/read Nada and SROD’s stuff

/That Myrna Loy is one fine piece of ass
//I speak from experience
///No I don’t
////Unless murping counts

/Spits

finally saw the deliverance scene. you know the one. where burt reynolds smirks

harsh but fair

You ain’t never bled from your anus boy?

/Spits

harsh but fair

drinks at work

What do you do?

freaky to see something in reality that you’ve only ever seen on TV/movies/books

it was not a nurse

Cat Parnell strung out after a foam party.

Cat Marnell. I am drunk as balls. People always say how lucky I am to drink so much at work. I agree but there are pratfalls such as being perfectly functional when smashed. You can do an unbelievable amount of damage when you are blackout drunk and communicating. Sometimes I come to in lake or on transit heading somewhere for no reason. I once awoke in Ottawa with no conception of how I got there from Toronto*.

/First world problems
//Distance between toronto and ottawa is the same as Philadelphia and Miami*
* no idea if this is true

Kind of like that shark video they had on here not too long ago where the shark took that girl’s fish. Bet they stopped diving off that dock reeeaaal quick.

swimming in a lake can fuck with your mind. so dark under you and the mind plays tricks about what’s coming up to chomp

Holy shit that was funny.

I like your size analogies (no coop’d). Just goes to show you weren’t lying when you said you were always drinking.

i’d be DTF that

My brother was in a place down south with nothing but swamps and he said he got the creeps because he thought about how many dead (not from natural causes) bodies they passed over with the boat that have been down there petrifying in sediment forever. He was more or less saying back in the day you could lynch a brother or two and get away with it, and by brother, I don’t mean sibling.

Here you go soused
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/marten-animal-6158-pictures.htm

Yeah that’s it just more anorexic looking when wet in person like Cat Parnell strung out after a foam party.

As long as two tall boys but as skinny as the neck of a beer bottle.