Italy’s Marta Menegatti is One of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings’ Next Opponents
Marta Menegatti and Greta Cicolari defeated Spain’s Elsa Baquerizo McMillan and Liliana Fernandez Steiner on Saturday (2-0) to advance to the round of 8 in women’s beach volleyball. The Italians’ prize is a match against the two-time defending gold medalists, Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings. Menegatti is quickly becoming an internet favorite – At least one Wikipedia editor has been impressed with her performance so far.
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August 4th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
how you doin’?
August 4th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
So many caption possibilities on that far right picture.
Credit or debit?
Insert coin for a good time.
This is where it’s at.
Not exit only.
August 4th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
I wanna get me some Menegatti. Is it on the menu?
August 4th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
All good, but that second pic … gorgeous.
August 4th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
SO, anyone hear from Rollo yet today?
August 4th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
All good, but that second pic … gorgeous.
Couldn’t agree more. Suddenly have a burning desire to move to Italy.
/Gets there and finds all the ugly ones.
August 4th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
SO, anyone hear from Rollo yet today?
No but based on his past few posts our main man Mr. Douglas has our T&A covered.
August 4th, 2012 at 6:28 PM
Girl at work had her IPOD playing, and it went from music (which has pretty much been crap up to this point) to Harry Potter books read-a-loud. Good thing she skipped it, otherwise shit was about to go down up in this motherfucker.
August 4th, 2012 at 6:44 PM
SO, anyone hear from Rollo yet today?
I heard that his bunny got cooked. Other than that, nothing.
August 4th, 2012 at 6:48 PM
I heard that his bunny got cooked.
I’m assuming you don’t mean they had rabbit for dinner. I don’t get what you mean. Did a titty joke just soar over my head?
August 4th, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Pretty awesome moment at the HOF enshrinement with Willie Roaf and his dad right now. Good stuff.
August 4th, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Please tell me there will be a link to that video somewhere.
/no cable
Did Roaf make any Joe Horn references?
August 4th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Do these hot ass Italian ladies know they’re dating, marrying these jabroni Italian men?
August 4th, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Haha, he left that part out. Pretty much thanked just about everyone that even had a small part in his career though. Loved watching him on those Chief teams.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:03 PM
For once, I am rewarded for clicking on the photo and get a clearer, larger photo. (photo 4 on the right).
August 4th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Here is the reference, Meth.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:08 PM
Here is the reference, Meth.
I’ll have to check it out when I get home. Work is the Youtube gestapo.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
A movie where a guy cheated on his wife with a crazy co-worker, came home and their child’s pet bunny was boiling in a spaghetti pot. Much to the chagrin of his wife, and child. And possibly the pet bunny.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:18 PM
A movie where a guy cheated on his wife with a crazy co-worker, came home and their child’s pet bunny was boiling in a spaghetti pot. Much to the chagrin of his wife, and child. And possibly the pet bunny.
In a movie-hilarious
In real life-not so much
August 4th, 2012 at 8:19 PM
I guess hilarious was a bad choice of words.
/Swears his name isn’t Ted Bundy
August 4th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Evening everyone. Is there a better feeling of accomplishment than peeling all the silverskin off of baby backs in one attempt?
August 4th, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Here is the reference, Meth Scripty.
I was wary of that joke. It was vague and I didn’t know if anyone would get it. Two lucky rabbit legs to you, sir.
/prays for Rollo
August 4th, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Yeah but are there any funny ones?
August 4th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Yeah but are there any funny ones?
Apparently not.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Yeah but are there any funny ones?
“This is where your dick goes.”
/What all of the jokes basically meant.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Using your bare hands or are you opting for some paper towel? the pt always makes it easier
August 4th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
I think Rollo said he and his wife were leaving their in-laws for some kind of vacation to get away from the situation. We may not hear from him for a couple days.
BTW – any one watching the Pirates/Reds game was treated to some awful umpiring. After Chapman drilled McCutchen in the upper arm last night, Leake came out and hit Harrison in the 2nd inning. It was clearly unintentional.
So, the idiot behind home plate decides to warn both benches, despite the fact the Pirates haven’t even come close to hitting any one in terms of retailiation. Hurdle makes it out of the dugout to protest and after about 20 seconds of fairly calm discussion got ejected.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Using your bare hands or are you opting for some paper towel? the pt always makes it easier
Bare hands in true caveman fashion. Never considered pt. I’ll try it next time. Just made the rub. Now to get these things ready for tomorrow.
August 4th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
BTW – any one watching the Pirates/Reds game was treated to some awful umpiring.
So was anyone watching Brazil vs. Honduras earlier today.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
I wanna get me some Menegatti. Is it on the menu?
you just gotta heat it up
/any rollo news?
August 4th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
So was anyone watching Brazil vs. Honduras earlier today.
saw the british men’s GK stand on head yesterday
August 4th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
I am appreciating Misty May’s ass more and more with each match. It has impressed me greatly.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
i suspect we’ll get something sunday night or monday.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
So this where you guys orgy right?
Sun-burnt from earlier and searching for aloe vera. GF has several thousand tubes of various cream and nonsense. The only seemingly useful thing among multitudes of incomprehensible creams was aloe vera hand soap. So I cover myself in the hand soap which has no effect and walk out into a severe thunderstorm to wash it off. If you are reading this and sun-burnt go find thunder storm rain as an alm. So I’m standing outside covered in hand soap shirtless and drinking (always drinking) and through the rain I can her the drums of Carribana festival which is about a 45 minute walk away. Drinking Red Stripe of all things in accidental solidarity although Calypso music is the KKK’s trump card in their illogical racial argument.
/Can you fat grape looking slut yankees fathom a 45 minute walk?
//That’s right this story went nowhere
///Using the stereo and keep thinking it will affect bandwidth
////Effect?
August 4th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
//That’s right this story went nowhere
Well, it was going somewhere, and then it didn’t.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
45 minute walk aint shit
August 4th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Yes. Yes I wood.
/team brunettes
August 4th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
45 minute walk aint shit
Unless you’re fat like sousedburger
August 4th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
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/It says thusly upon my beer brah
August 4th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
I’d rather walk 45 minutes than drink one sip of Red Stripe.
/steals your gf’s creams
//whacks off
August 4th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
I’m here trying to cram in a week of work in the next 4 hours so I can leave vacation tomorrow. First World Problemish for sure, but extremely unmotivated.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
My 5yo breakdanced on a stage at a fair today. Very proud of his clutch performance
August 4th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Where script?
August 4th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
I’m here trying to cram in a week of work in the next 4 hours so I can leave vacation tomorrow.
Funny you mention that. I’ve been sitting here calculating the costs of my next trip, and my eyes are not liking what they are seeing.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
I’d rather walk 45 minutes than drink one sip of Red Stripe.
I’ve had more than my share of Red Stripe. If you get a fresh six pack, they are really good in summer and winter, and meh in the fall/spring IMO. But some stores & bars a 6-er might sit on the shelf for a while and then they are very disapointing.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
That fourth pic is truly a gift
August 4th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Sorry. I am doing the state park / tent-camping budget route, with a 3 & 4.5 yr old so I will be ready to go to work by the end of it. I just hope the fishing is good. My 4.5 year old can sit there for an hour or two and fish well enough and tell me when he has a fish on, so that should make it serviceable.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Sounds fun. Just took the 5yo out in a rowboat the other day for his first boating and fishing exp.
What area?
August 4th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Sorry. I am doing the state park / tent-camping budget route, with a 3 & 4.5 yr old so I will be ready to go to work by the end of it.
I wanted to do the tent budget thing but 2 problems. As soon as I brought up where I was going every member of my immediate family said I’ll go with you, and they won’t be willing to stay in tents. And I plan on doing some serious angling up there myself but the best fishing requires a boat, so I can either cut my gas in half hauling my step dads up there or pay to rent one for 2 days. Gotta pick my poison. Shit adds up.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
But this stubby makes me feel like a big man? What perchance did you buy at our government controlled liquor emporium monopoly that is hand-fittingly better?
Rollo is fucking fucked. SIL is already preparing her defense “you walked in one me.” She has no end game as Alfred said “Some people just want to watch the world burn whilst 36C titty banging their sister’s husband.”
Rollo my earnest advice:
1. Get absolutely smashed
2. While getting even drunker take wife for long walk away from guns
3. Open with “your sister is fucking crazy and trying to ruin my life”
4. Explain everything and heap blame upon yourself at every opportunity
5. Get so drunker so you blackout the family conflict backlash thing
Blackout drunk is the only time machine humans have and it only goes forward. Use this tool wisely my friend.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Monster you have more than one stepdad?
August 4th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
We’ll be up on western lake erie in an area called Marblehead (by Sandusky, OH where Cedar Point is, but nothing like Sandusky in Tommy Boy). Plan is one day waterpark, one day goofing around on an island, one day beach, and then I get 1 day for a fish charter, but I have to come back and feed the family.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:49 PM
If I had a boat I would own freezers full of perch and walleye. For some reason I can sit there for hours in silence and be quite happy fishing. Maybe this would get old if I owned a boat, but I doubt it.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Monster you have more than one stepdad?
haul my step dad‘s
August 4th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
that bold was supposed to go on the possessive apostrophe, meaning haul my step dad’s (boat) up
August 4th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
If I had a boat I would own freezers full of perch and walleye.
Going for musky and pike.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
Do you have rods with the necessary line for that, or you re-tool your rods? I’ve brought in some 6-8 lb steelhead from the Erie central basin that have jumped up out a few feet and put on a great show. I cant imagine a 15-20 lb muskie.
August 4th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
45 minute walk aint shit
/said nationwide as people dip fried food into ranch
August 4th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
If I had a boat I would own freezers full of perch and walleye.
You’d also be spending shitloads of money on something you’d use less than you think.
//Former boat owner.
//Love perch and walleye though…
August 4th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
I would use the boat a lot. My wife and I aren’t necessarily tied to the youth sports establishment and although we are not outdoorsmen types we love camping and being outdoors. I’m in that classic issue of I don’t want to pay for a new boat, but am nervous about the maintenance of the boat by the current owner of the used boats.
I think my house will be paid off in 3-4 years so this is something I think I’ll be exploring in about 5 years.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
muscle museum is on the stereo now, better live than studio.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Do you have rods with the necessary line for that, or you re-tool your rods?
I just re-spool the line and use steel leaders. Never underestimate the strength of a Shakespeare Ugly Stick.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
You’d also be spending shitloads of money on something you’d use less than you think.
Then you must not be a serious angler.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
i have two muskie stories
i once caught one on a vilas county lake named little willdcat, on a labor day weekend with two buddies, one of whom had his cday on the trip. we went to a ruth’s chris and a strip var named weasel’s, where for five bucks i helf Miss Nude Minnesota in my arms for a polaroid
fishing wise, the weather was crap, and no one hooked a muskie until i did. got so excited about the fingerling that one of my friends said, stop reeling…it ain’t gonna fit through thr eyelets!
other muskie story…at a small illinois lake on the iowa border, known as a sleeper pick for muskie, i caught a 7.5 pound largemouth on muskie bait. 21 inches
/no anderson coop’d
August 4th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
cday = bday
August 4th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
Shakespeare Ugly Stick
got one
August 4th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
var=bar? Just getting you back for earlier.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
well then, let’s do it right
helf=held
August 4th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Shakespeare Ugly Stick
my #1 right now.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Miss Nude Minnesota in my arms for a polaroid
I here tell she is fifty feet tall.
/fishing stories
Yep.
/What in the kafuckety fuck does that mean?
//Did not want to ask as it sounds bad ass
///wold be a lesser man for asking
August 4th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
I’ve got the Ugly Stick surf rod, too. I’ve seen the size fish my little one holds up against, I’d hate to see the fish that can break that surf rod. And by that I mean I’d absolutely fucking love to see the fish that could break that rod.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
thr=the
August 4th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
/What in the kafuckety fuck does that mean?
Shakespeare Ugly Stick=repairman’s worst nightmare. Because you’re never going to break it.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
I here tell she is fifty feet tall.
six foot four and full of muscle
August 4th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
six foot four and full of muscle
Comes from a land down under?
August 4th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
I here tell she is fifty feet tall.
weighing in at 19 stone
August 4th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
So a white ginger from GBR won the long jump?
/shortest winning distance in 40 years
August 4th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
This is odd, but I when I was about 12 or so, about 25 years ago, my dad got two really nice rods from Sears. I didn’t use it until my Zebco died. But that sears reel finally just died last summer when my I took my nephew out on a perch trip. He took in a 9 lb sheephead on it but I think that was all the gears in the reel could handle. That pole is still the best pole I have but my Shakespeare has been getting all the results. Sears used to be a great place for gear, sad that store is an abortion now.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
actually she was small, skinny with ridiculous fake tittays
August 4th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
She just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
August 4th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Fishing talk? I can get excited about that. However I primarily do inshore fishing; i.e. flounder, trout, red drum, striper, tarpon, etc.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
and he said OHHH!
colin whatsisname was a goofy looking sob
August 4th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
I see.
/No I don’t
Big Fish is his best movie.
Sister cast a hook directly into my dad’s thumb, they had to freeze it and it took 14 stitches. He did not react much. Realized at a young age I will never be that tough.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Sister cast a hook directly into my dad’s thumb, they had to freeze it and it took 14 stitches. He did not react much. Realized at a young age I will never be that tough.
i didn;t let little guy cast our first time out, saying he needed to watch. truth is i envisioned him hooking me in the tight quarters of the rowboat
August 4th, 2012 at 10:33 PM
I’m mediocre on inland ponds and lakes, average in rivers and decent on the great lakes.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
truth is i envisioned him hooking me in the tight quarters of the rowboat
I laughed imagining that.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
big one that got away story:
a fly-in trip in northern ontario. we had a day of portaging, and hooked a huge pike. saw the belly roll near the boat, but i let it dive under the boat and it cut the line. fucking python
August 4th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Fishing talk? I can get excited about that. However I primarily do inshore fishing; i.e. flounder, trout, red drum, striper, tarpon, etc.
I prefer to catch certain things depending on where I’m at, but really and truly I don’t care. I just cast the bait, I don’t discriminate. Kind of like Johnnie. Prefers them skinny but never turns down a fattie.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
fucking python
That’s what they look like, too. Like a python that got fucked by a snaggletoothed alligator and then grew scales.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
a snaggletoothed alligator and then grew scales.
prehistoric as hell
August 4th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
People cannot understand how absolutely wild and alone it is up there. Just incredibly dense and never ending. You would lose someone 20 ft away. That forest continues from let’s say Luxemburg to Lisbon*.
* have no idea if this is true
August 4th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
People cannot understand how absolutely wild and alone it is up there.
Adirondacks is the same way. That’s where I’m going. Outside of the main town, would you like to climb this mountain or one of those other 580 mountains.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Adirondacks is over 6 million square miles of where the fuck am I?
August 4th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
That forest continues from let’s say
LuxemburgMilan toLisbonMinsk*.*fixed
August 4th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
People cannot understand how absolutely wild and alone it is up there.
going onshore for lunch, the going into the forest aways fro a piss or some firewood, the floor is so springy from who know how many years of organic buildup
August 4th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
shore lunch, not where the boats dock
August 4th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Canada in general is fucking wilderness, though. Asides from pockets of civilization here and there.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Whilst getting drunker and sun-burnt in lake ontario there was this creature that my dog chased. Tiny ferret looking. Ended up swimming with it observing it diving down while maneuvering the waves towards shore. About the size and weight of a kitten just elongated. Lizard shaped in appearance and swim technique like some aquatic corgi kitten. Watching it dive was amazing. Could not hold it’s breath for more than 10 seconds. I think the creature is called a Martin? Not sure.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
organic buildup
That’s code word for shit, right?
August 4th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
I think the creature is called a Martin
Heard of it. Kind of like a longer skinnier beaver I think.
August 4th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Here you go soused
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/marten-animal-6158-pictures.htm
August 4th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
That’s code word for shit, right?
leaves, shit, dead bodies, etc. undisturbed for ? years
soused, a Marten
August 4th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Yeah that’s it just more anorexic looking when wet in person like Cat Parnell strung out after a foam party.
As long as two tall boys but as skinny as the neck of a beer bottle.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
leaves, shit, dead bodies, etc. undisturbed for ? years
My brother was in a place down south with nothing but swamps and he said he got the creeps because he thought about how many dead (not from natural causes) bodies they passed over with the boat that have been down there petrifying in sediment forever. He was more or less saying back in the day you could lynch a brother or two and get away with it, and by brother, I don’t mean sibling.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
like a longer skinnier beaver
i’d be DTF that
August 4th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
As long as two tall boys but as skinny as the neck of a beer bottle.
I like your size analogies (no coop’d). Just goes to show you weren’t lying when you said you were always drinking.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
i’d be DTF that
Holy shit that was funny.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
My brother was in a place down south with nothing but swamps and he said he got the creeps because he thought about how many dead (not from natural causes) bodies they passed over with the boat that have been down there petrifying in sediment forever. He was more or less saying back in the day you could lynch a brother or two and get away with it, and by brother, I don’t mean sibling.
swimming in a lake can fuck with your mind. so dark under you and the mind plays tricks about what’s coming up to chomp
August 4th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
so dark under you and the mind plays tricks about what’s coming up to chomp
Kind of like that shark video they had on here not too long ago where the shark took that girl’s fish. Bet they stopped diving off that dock reeeaaal quick.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
That shark said which leg do you prefer? The left? OK, I’m taking both.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Cat Marnell. I am drunk as balls. People always say how lucky I am to drink so much at work. I agree but there are pratfalls such as being perfectly functional when smashed. You can do an unbelievable amount of damage when you are blackout drunk and communicating. Sometimes I come to in lake or on transit heading somewhere for no reason. I once awoke in Ottawa with no conception of how I got there from Toronto*.
/First world problems
//Distance between toronto and ottawa is the same as Philadelphia and Miami*
* no idea if this is true
August 4th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
i had a shark encounter like five years ago, florida keys national park.
freaky to see something in reality that you’ve only ever seen on TV/movies/books
it was not a nurse
August 4th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
People always say how lucky I am to drink so much at work.
What do you do?
August 4th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
I once awoke in Ottawa with no contraception, and that’s how sousedbergin jr. came to be.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:20 PM
What do you do?
drinks at work
August 4th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Web development. Mostly i get untowardly drunk and *insert blackout* we get cash money somehow. Not kidding I get fucking kafucked. I have a martini bar in my desk and I really dislike martinis. 4 person company. I think I am too far gone for a job with hr/frowns upon those arriving late muddy, bleeding and hammered.
August 4th, 2012 at 11:33 PM
I think I am too far gone for a job with hr/frowns upon those arriving late muddy, bleeding from their anus and hammered.
harsh but fair
August 4th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
You ain’t never bled from your anus boy?
/Spits
August 4th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
harsh but fair
You ain’t never bled from your anus boy?
/Spits
finally saw the deliverance scene. you know the one. where burt reynolds smirks
August 4th, 2012 at 11:44 PM
Lamentably no. You have a link? Generally watch/read Nada and SROD’s stuff
/That Myrna Loy is one fine piece of ass
//I speak from experience
///No I don’t
////Unless murping counts
August 4th, 2012 at 11:47 PM
i had a shark encounter like five years ago, florida keys national park.
freaky to see something in reality that you’ve only ever seen on TV/movies/books
it was not a nurse
Sand tiger, I’m hoping…
/it’s not Rollo, but a good story is a good story
//grabs popcorn
August 5th, 2012 at 1:06 AM
Fiona Apell Aple Aplee Aplee FUCk
Fiona Apple
Urag
Her song on 7 followed pentannamic peramiter brah
ionic Santameric
Pegogic Dermantison
Pebotic Kerfuckametre
Iambic Pertanimic
Fuck
An-biotic Faux-Ambitoic-dead-hippy-baby
I am legand pretamin-metre
Fuck
Am-be-onic Pent-tam-a-metre
Peiambic I-tanametric
Kat fucketing Douce metre ka-cunting fuckery
Iambic Pentatnery seems right but way kafuckery off
Cuntambic Cuntentart cunt cuntre.
Like hooves it sounds. Fuck.
Like rhythmic horse lopping son.
Likes of which is popular there abouts.