GIF: Alex Morgan Kneed New Zealand’s Goalie in the Face

Alex Morgan is our favorite. She is an American treasure. So when she kneed the New Zealand goalkeeper in the face during today’s match, everyone screamed, “ERMERGERD! ALEX’S KNEE!” Who cares about the lifeless Kiwi on the pitch? Nobody. And that’s not cool. Just because they spell words slightly differently. Each person deserves to be treated like a person.

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August 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Awesome GIF. Another terrible set of jokes from CRM.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Man, I wish it was MY face.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Golly, NDub. Did he fuck your sister or something?
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
The guy who just advanced to the gold medal match in the Men’s Tennis Singles is mine. Incredible match 4+ hour match. Not just some pretty faces either.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Some would say more correctly.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
The London Mayor reminds me of the New Zealand Prime Minister from Flight of the Conchords.
/Bring back FOTC!
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Incredible match 4+ hour match.
federer’s half-assin if it takes him that long to finish off that scrub
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Dennis Rodamn agrees
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Commie. Also, gay.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Then I guess the performance this collection of ladies turned in at the WC would quarter assin’ it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I’ll take Morgan, too.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
fed’s got 11000 ATP rankings points, delpotro has 3000
did fed play lefthanded?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
I hope that keeper got a yellow card. Cleats up at one of America’s sweethearts? Red may have been more appropriate.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I really wish GOAT would stop being a thing…I like Federer but have allowed Twitter to move me to wish failure upon him
I respect someone who thinks Seth McFarlane is funny having the balls to question other people’s taste in humor
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
don’t you ignore comments i actually did research for
the fuck is this place coming to?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
I just dont see what the point is of screaming about it all the time. GOAT! Ok, fantastic, you want a cookie for cheering for someone who is really good at something?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I just dont see what the point is of screaming about it all the time. GOAT! Ok, fantastic, you want a cookie for cheering for someone who is really good at something?
like um tom brady?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I just dont see what the point is of screaming about it all the time. GOAT! Ok, fantastic, you want a cookie for cheering for someone who is really good at something?
Why do you always have to ruin the soccer posts?
/go Team Canada
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
zeus! your thoughts on elin’s new bf?
/hockey talk
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
The keeper was asking for it. The keeper got it.
/off to chikfila for lunch
//really dont want to get accosted by the gays/non-gays
///just wants a chicken sammy
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
in all fairness she did flash the 36C’s, not everyone has the constitution of Rollo… or the ATV to ride around.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
We’re going to miss him when he’s gone. No one will remember these runners-up in 20 years.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
zeus! your thoughts on elin’s new bf?
Doug Murray has lost a step. I blame her.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Alex Morgan Kneed New Zealand’s Goalie in the Face
Who cares about a kiwi concussion … did she score?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Ha!
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
This is how I imagine Rollo will meet his end: the SIL circling him on the ATV then getting sex’d up against his will
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
kiwi fruits are highly overrated, just ahead of some other tropical fruit i can’t remember the name of
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
If I start screaming on Twitter about Brady being the GOAT during every Pats game, just shoot me
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Alex Morgan. Not so great….only soccer good looking. Put her in a bar in many towns and she’s the”pretty friend”
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 PM
papaya. that’s it. smells like vomit and is so tasteless for as pretty as it is
If I start screaming on Twitter about Brady being the GOAT during every Pats game, just shoot me
i can’t have a double homicide on my resume. have you figured out if it’s twins yet?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Not twins. I think it’s a boy though. Just a feeling.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:27 PM
She’s already been caste for Expendibles 3
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 PM
oliver. simon. nigel. sebastian. trevor
i’d have more kids just to name them
hazel. thea
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Not twins. I think it’s a boy though. Just a feeling.
Congrats, and good luck.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Too British
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Not twins. I think it’s a boy though. Just a feeling.
Good if the first one is a boy:
1. boys are lower maintenance than girls
2. older brothers actually do protect little sisters.
/based on real-life experience.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
That’s only because Del Potro didn’t play almost all of 2010 and then couldn’t defend his points in 2011. He was on today. 2009 Del Potro. If he didn’t get hurt he would have at least another slam in the bag. Feel bad for him. The fact that Federer played at a B minus level and JDMP played at an A+ and still lost shows how great Fed still is.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
/ Rollo’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:41 PM
thanks wallace
i once talked to pete sampras’s sister for a story and the one gullikson that had brain cancer for a different story
/extent of my tennis coverage
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
oliver. simon. nigel.
Too British
i guess. trevor is pretty british too. i am half brit, but i’d like the names regardless. my 5yo is gavin (hi zeus), and i didn’t love it until i saw that it means ‘white hawk’ in welsh and also is an anglicized version of Gawain, as in Sir Gawain the Green Knight
Griffin is good, too
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:54 PM
You just named two of my dogs
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Ian
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Clive
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Jacob
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Reginald
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
we’re deciding between
Isaac
Isaiah
Xavier
Zachary
Furious
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
we’re deciding between
Isaac
Isaiah
Xavier
Zachary
Furious
among, and go with the best nickname folks will use.
Ike
Shitty GM
X-Man
Zach
Fuhr
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Furious?!
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Vontaze II
Barkevious Jr.
L’il Marcellus
JaMarcus NotABustall
/ Sticking with sports names
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Octavius
If twins:
Romulus
Remus
/ Which means someday Uncle Remus
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Urinal Mint
shit, forgot, what works best with your last name?
Junior
Pepper
Spear
Double
Gover
Baffle
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
/ Which means someday Uncle Remus
Uncle Reamus
/anderson coop’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
I was waiting on a quote from Boyz N The Hood here