Australian Rower Arrested, Hits Head at Police Station, Goes to Hospital
Yesterday was a long one for Australian rower Joshua Booth. Early in the day Booth was part of Australia’s 8-man rowing team that finished 6th in their competition. Win or lose, rowing looks exhausting. With the competition over, Booth went out and got piss drunk, like any good Aussie would.
Around 1:40 in the morning, Booth was arrested on suspicion of breaking two shop windows. He was taken to jail where he passed out and hit his head. From there, he spent the night in the hospital. He hasn’t been charged – can you really charge someone for being Australian? – but will return to the the police station today to talk to the cops about what an epic night it was.
[BBC, Getty]

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August 3rd, 2012 at 11:00 AM
There really should be a law against it.
/ Fukcin’ Bruces
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM
So Alex Morgan just got KO’d the Kiwi keeper.
/Fuck you tape delay Yankees
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:03 AM
New Zealand women are tough as nails. Cannot believe she got up. Alex Morgan on a 30 meter run kneed the keeper in the head as the GK slid to tackle just outside the box. Crazy.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Soused, you haven’t used the word ‘cunt’ in a while. What gives?
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM
As a feminist I only use the word when absolutely necessary.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:11 AM
No poofters.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Fucking yankee whores.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:15 AM
I feel like the term “tallywhacker” has been neglected as of late
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Oh great, we have to play either the icy titted Canadians or the snaggle toothed Brits in the semi-finals. Fuck ‘em both.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Those Eskimo girls will do anything for a garbage bag of gasoline.
/Checks Canadian hate speech laws…
//Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
hey mick…GET STUFFED!