Lane Kiffin Recruited Silas Redd in “True SC Fashion”
Lane Kiffin can now acknowledge running back Silas Redd’s existence. He was therefore able to share details of the former Penn State running back’s recruitment. According to Kiffin it proceeded in “true SC fashion” which apparently involves major donors and “a big ole Mercedes jet.” Amateur athletics!
Here’s what Kiffin told Colin Cowherd.
“I picked up the phone, in true SC fashion and called one of our great donors Ted Jones at Fletcher Jones Mercedes and I called him when we were at the SoHo House for the PAC-12 dinner and he said, ‘Let me guess, you’re calling about Silas. Where y’at?’”
“So he sent his big ole Mercedes jet which was in Vegas to pick us up in LA. We got done with the PAC-12 meetings. We flew to White Plains, NY. It was myself, my dad, our running backs coach, our o-line coach.”
“We called Coach Orgeron. He was in Louisiana. He got on a plane. Our defensive backs coach was in Nebraska. He got on a plane.
The reason USC took six coaches? They couldn’t take eight. One coach was on vacation in Mexico. Kiffin was told he could not extract wide receivers coach Tee Martin from his cruise ship via helicopter. They game-planned at a swank Dunkin Donuts in Norwalk, CT and delivered a three and a half hour presentation.
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August 2nd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Kudos to these guys. They are doing their job I guess.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
He’s great at recruiting. I just hope Kiffen has at least one brain fart game every year in him.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
If anyone is an expert at getting to and leaving places on no notice, it is Lane Kiffin.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
But it’s illegal to buy a kid a $3 big mac, but these assholes can call up a booster and fly around the country to do whatever they want. Makes sense.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
The way Cowherd jerks this guy off is pathetic. Guy was on national radio recruiting for him.
Thankfully Silas will be able to learn the true NCAA way of living by the guy and school who have broken every rule in the book.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I see you in the corner Oregon State.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Orgeron also took off his shirt and threatened to wrestle Redd if he didn’t transfer.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I think by true SC fashion he meant that they did what most big schools are capable of doing?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Let us not forget Todd Graham. And he’s not even a successful asshole.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Private jets have a terrible carbon footprint.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Is the point of this point to be outraged about something about college athletics?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Monte Kiffin reminds me of Robert Loggia. I half expect him to stand up and yell “LANE KIFFIN IS MY BOY!!!!!!”
Too Over the Top?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Kiffin went on to say, “Of course, in even truer USC fashion, my next call was to Teague Egan at 1st Round Worldwide and he said, “Let me guess, you’re calling about Silas? You want the whole package? Management, financial portfolio, computers, black leather gloves, security, and liquid paper put on a bee*? You go it, bro. We’ll pull the Jack Daniels outta the freezer and send the golfcart around for you asap!”.
*pours one out for Ben
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
But flying in one is so choice.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Crucial comment rex. Crucial.
Although brown liquor is for poor people, crystal and goose is how it gets done.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
‘This’er words have never been this’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
counterpoint: dunkin donuts is the perfect place to cater for a group meeting.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
You are only allowed 7 coaches recruiting off-campus at a time, 9 if you are a service academy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I’m sure the 4 other 5 star backs USC has on that roster are thrilled. That team will just be throwing 80% of the time anyways.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
I always figured true USC fashion was hookers and blow. color me shocked.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
The two American girls killed it on rotation 1.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
are they showing the Bridgestone anywhere on the internets?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Well done, Rex. Well done.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
College football is soooo 1%er.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:45 AM
BTW, I’ve decided there is little worse than ordering a set of golf clubs, having them shipped UPS, and then being forced to watch the shipping status updates slowly proceed for 5 business days. Shoulda splurged on the overnight.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
BTW, I’ve decided there is little worse than ordering a set of golf clubs, having them shipped UPS, and then being forced to watch the shipping status updates slowly proceed for 5 business days. Shoulda splurged on the overnight.
Think of it as foreplay.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I told my guy i didn’t want the tracking info. I said i paid him 800 bucks, he can keep an eye on it. Said they would show up on or around a friday, they showed up 3 days early on a tuesday. Never had to worry, and was pleasantly surprised when they showed up early. Now, ebay purchases, that was another story.
/who ships a driver via USPS?!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 AM
I’m married. I don’t know what that is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Should’ve done that. Now I get to watch and wonder why my clubs have been stuck in a place called Chelmsford, MA for over a day.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I’m married. I don’t know what that is.
Because you’re married you should know exactly what it is: it’s the process of you spending money on her for flowers, dinner and a nice gift before she lets your penis near her vagina.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I’m driving right through there tomorrow. Want me to pick them up?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Ah, the youthful exurberance of newlyweds.
/tussles ms’s hair
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Ah, the youthful exurberance of newlyweds.
/tussles ms’s hair
Ha. Because we lived together for two years beforehand, it doesn’t really feel like we’re newlyweds.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Too bad that plane remained aloft. Major-league asshole.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Because you’re married you should know exactly what it is: it’s the process of you spending money on her for flowers, dinner and a nice gift before she lets your penis near her vagina.
You are new at this. Wear her down. Pretty soon it will be turning off the olympics and pretending to be bored with your book
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Ohhhh yeah.
Surely they’re in some other town by now and the status hasn’t been updated, so I won’t need your assistance semi-anonymous Internet acquaintance who would no doubt play a few rounds and possibly shank the mojo off my new golf clubs.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
fixed for the MARRIED married crowd.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:56 AM
lol
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Hope you like grass stains on the club face.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Right now it’s: “hey the puppy is sleeping for the next five minutes”
/can’t wait to have kids
//not
It seems like this should have some sexual innuendo to it if we try hard enough.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Who, Tee Martin is on Kiffin’s staff? Are Tennessee fans aware of this?
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Hell, Southern Cal took him from Kentucky’s staff.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Peyton actually was the first choice, but he just couldn’t finish the job, so they had to bring Martin in.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
@Ritty,
Is losing Pike a big deal?
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
LOL
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
I don’t think so. 1) he clearly had an attitude problem and we don’t need another Dyer situation. 2) It hurts the depth chart a little. Frazier is probably the starter with Moseley being the backup. It’s the third spot where Pike would have been that is now overtaken by an incoming freshman named Jonathan Wallace, who, after one day of practice and voluntary summer workouts, has been getting rave reviews for his leadership. I’m not worried.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Nothing but a bunch of jealous bitches in the comments section today…You guys seriously don’t think Saban, Meyer, Miles, etc..all don’t have the same resources at their disposal? And they probably have even more because it’s a tougher sell to convince recruits to go to their respective shithole locations.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Pike had trouble written all over him. Bad senior season, even getting suspended. Knew he had a short lease and proceeded to tug at it over and over again. Can’t even feel sorry for him, he did it to himself.
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Saban taught me how to love a woman…. and how to scold a child.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
/Hopin’ that’s sarcasm.
If not, this is the wrong website for you. I suggest .