Craig James Would Like Your Help Paying Off His Senate Campaign Debt
Craig James despises handouts, unless the handouts come directly to him. Despite committing $300,000 of his own money and raising $280,000 in donations, Craig James’ Senate primary campaign still ran some significant debt. Now, he is soliciting his former donors to help him pay off his campaign debt.
Real Street enthusiasts must restrain their unbridled enthusiasm, however. Federal Law limits donations to $2,500 per individual and $5,000 per couple. You can donate here.
[Photos via Getty, @ramzy]
Previously: Craig James is Grooming the Path For a Television Comeback
Previously: Craig James Would Never Make the Choice to Ride In a Gay Parade
Previously: Craig James is on a Mission From God
Previously: Craig James is Polling at Just Four Percent in Texas
Previously: Craig James Took Money at SMU, Pledged to “Kick Skunks Out of the Bushes.”
Previously: Craig James Now Has a Senate Campaign Commercial
Previously: Craig James is Not a Boise State Broncos Fan
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August 2nd, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Craig James wears a body suit to play beach volleyball.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:08 PM
That letter took a lot of class to write. Hilarious.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:10 PM
fuck fuck fuck….cancels meetings, runs to liquorsmith, puts feet up.
Why not sell the rights to his memoirs:
“Where Five Natashas Are Buried The Craig James Story”
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:11 PM
He can suck it here.
/points to dong
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:12 PM
As a fellow “Conservative”, I give the same advice to Craig James as I do everybody else who asks me for money: Get a job. Or two jobs, like me.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:13 PM
He quit his job to run for Senate.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:13 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of “If I Did It”.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
That letter is outstanding. Ramzy. $5. Not enough time or money.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Craig James’s favorite TV movie is “The Boy in the Plastic Bubble” starring John Travolta
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Craig James likes his steak well done with ketchup on it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
no way am i clicking on that boise state link
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:16 PM
I’m sure sex workers and the people of Boise will be eager to donate.
Craig James promises to not use this new money to transport hooker corpses beneath freshly dug swimming pool sites.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
No, a handout is when the *taxpayer* is expected to pay. But I’ll be delighted if he goes bankrupt.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
fixed for common sense
/would never vote for Craig James Conservative
//Conservative is such an old-fashioned last name
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
After seeing what happened at Penn State, Craig James is glad everyone thinks it was just hookers.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
craig james jogged for senate.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
craig james steps on the legs of smal chinese girls
/better than drowning them
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Craig James should open a fast food chicken restaurant.
Just kidding, everyone go about your day
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Craig James is nice and thoughtful to his waitress. Leaves 1% tip.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
craig james steps over nick saban stepping over the chinese coach stepping on the legs of smal chinese girls.
Basically, Craig James is a giant among Nick Saban’s among Chinese coaches among chinese girls.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
What idiot fucking businesses extended credit to him in the first place?
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Perhaps if Craig James didn’t spend $10,000 on Chick-Fil-A yesterday while hiring a PR company to disparage KFC he wouldn’t be in debt.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Craig James has large hands, but he’s surprisingly gentle.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Craig James attacked Montee Ball.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Craig James abducted Cal Ripkens mother
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Craig James gave Derek Jeter herpes.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Craig James wonders when he will find a woman who loves him for being Craig James and not for his fame or money.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Craig James writes the posts on which we aren’t allowed to comment.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Craig James is cheering for the Syrian government.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Craig james has the Joe Paterno statue in his living room
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Craig james thinks curt schilling is a super businessman
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:28 PM
Craig James just bought the Browns.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Craig James won’t let his son out of the closet, either.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Craig James serenades his wife with “Call Me Maybe” every night at midnight…whether or not she’s sleeping.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Craig James thinks the Chinese aren’t a bunch of dirty dopers.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Craig James prefers David Keith over Keith David
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Craig James really appreciates NBC editing out “that British crap” during the opening ceremonies.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Craig James thinks this post escalated quickly
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Craig James has petitioned the IOC multiple times that the Star Spangled Banner should be played regardless of who wins the gold medal.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Craig James posts too quickly.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Craig James thinks we have a winner
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Craig James is responsible for the coverage of the Olympics.
That letter will never not be funny.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Craig James kidnapped Michael Shamberger.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Craig James liked the glockner post
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Craig James thinks those who oppose his ethnic cleansing of Mexican-Americans hate freedom.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Craig James wishes ESPN did more stories on the Jets.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Craig James insists that the carpet match the drapes
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Craig James doesn’t prefer 36Cs
/pours one out for Rollo
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Craig James threw the election to try to get an easier second-round matchup.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Craig James wonders where Rollo is for the next part of the story
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Craig James pees sitting down.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Craig Jame SHUT THEM DOWN!!!
I read over on DS that the $5 donation was a joke and each dollar represented one of the dead hookers Craig James killed while at SMU.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Craig James will match dead hookers for every dollar raised via this mail campaign.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Already done.
/as have almost all of them, I’m sure
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:39 PM
You can kill a dead hooker? I thought they were un-killable?!
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Craig James is the only person to have successfully murped and does not find the word funny at all.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Dude, that Boise State link locks my shit up every time click it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Craig James would like to SHUT IT DOWN even if he doesn’t know what “it” is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:41 PM
DDMCD1974 is the secret love child or Craig James and Michelle Bachman.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Mullet see 11
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Craig James ensures that your company can only use the IE6 browser.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Craig James IS ddmcd1974
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Craig James runs his sprinkler system during drought conditions because dead hooker blood is detrimental to lawn health.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Craig James thinks Call Me Maybe should be the new national anthem
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Craig James wants to portray Poison Ivy in the next Batman movie.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Craig James wanted to keep Dirt and Taguchi on the banned list.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Craig James is Rollo’s sister in law.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Craig James is TBL Tech Support
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Craig james is dirt
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Craig James wanted Pitbull to show up at HIS local Walmart.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Craig James thinks Rollo should motorboat those bewbs
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:49 PM
as have almost all of them, I’m sure WWOS
Craig James enjoys WWOS pissing all over our fun.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Craig James thinks Adam Sandler’s work has only gotten better over the years.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Craig James thinks that Rush Hour 4 is a great idea.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Craig James is always asking, is this Yardwork?
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Ten years from now, Craig James will star in the next remake of Total Recall.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Craig James goes to TBL for all the breaking stories
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Craig James wants to know what Jenny put in those sandwiches
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Craig James gets all his news from US Weekly.
August 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Craig James never liked Yardwork or the PM Roundup.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Craig James would like to hear about your Fantasy Football team
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I went camping with Craig James, his wife Marilyn, and his son Adam. So, I’m in the back of a pickup with Craig James and a live deer. Well, James, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, “I’m Craig James, say it!” Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth – “craigjames.” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty damn good for a deer.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Craig James replaces all the guacamole in his refridgerator with wasabi, then asks his wife if she wants some chips and dip.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Craig James has never farted.
.
.
.
He queefs daily.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Craig James thinks Brigitte Nielsen has aged beautifully.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Craig James drafted the olympic tie-breaker rules
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Craig James enjoyed It’s Pat.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Craig James believes that if it’s not readily available on Twitter, then it’s not worth knowing.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Craig James thinks JMac’s arms are tiny
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
The oddest thing about this is that Craig James’ wife took an econ class in college, and he still ended up in this situation.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Craig James thinks that leaving a bulldog in a hot car is funny
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Craig James loves Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor…DAMN!!!!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Have we heard from Rollo yet today?
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t fap while watching HBO’s “Cathouse” because he considers that show to be a reconnaissance exercise.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Craig James killed Rollo along with five hookers
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Craig James thinks that leaving his kids in a hot car is funny.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Craig James feeds babies with bottles that weren’t BPA-free.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Craig James will be played by, you guessed it Frank Stallone
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Craig James hates America and voted for the Russian gymnast.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Craig James still thinks Nate Mclouth is better than Andrew Mccutchen
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Craig James says FUKC YOU!
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
And Spencer just bought the farm.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Craig James thinks that the Scouts make kids straight
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Craig James prefers slideshows to roundups.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Craig James used his campaign contributions to open a Chik Fill A in Waco
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Craig James talked Rollo’s sister-in-law into hitting on Rollo.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Craig James says FUKC YOU!
Craig James thinks gay boy scout leaders turn little boy scouts gay.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Craig James only surfs the Deep Web
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Craig James thinks the Simpsons just keep getting better
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Craig James thinks Rat Bastards is the best new drama on TV.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Craig James endorses the crossing of streams
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
[UPDATE: Craig James actually tied for 3rd with a Russian, but for reasons that are not quite clear, was awarded 4th place. The word "execution" is being thrown around as a possible reason. Seems vague. Stay tuned.]
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Craig James got Ben the Beekeeper banhammered.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Craig James thinks all of Duffy’s Olympic bashing tweets are spot on.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Craig James would never throw a badmitton match
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Craig James told me ‘Large Marge’ sent him
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:24 PM
ddmcd1974 voted for Caig James.
Several times, in fact.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Craig James likes it when the comments are off
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Craig James think Justified is a documentary.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Craig James was sitting behind Fred Willard
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Craig James is Ryan Lochte’s wingman for those one-night stands. Ryan’s mom approves.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Craig James thinks Maggs Bennett was set up.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:33 PM
/ Eyewitness’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Craig James defies you metrofukcinsexuals to get to 3,000 this time.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Craig James was seduced by Dominique’s Chicken Tetrazzini
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Craig James can’t really understand everything Soused says, but laughs anyway
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Craig James thinks Hans did bring Theo along for his charming personality
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Craig James posts on sports blogs under the name “Todd Charske.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Craig James strongly believes this letter should’ve been written in WingDings.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Craig James goes to football games with a D-Fence sign and thinks that it’s fresh.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Craig James plans to enroll in grad school at Washington State just to fuck with the football coach.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Craig James wanted John McClane to save Hans Gruber
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Craig James thinks only Adam James should be allowed to come out of the closet.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Craig James is quick to offer strangers in public bathrooms a moist towelette.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Craig James reviewed The Dark Knight Rises for the Aurora paper and wrote: “It’s a blast.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Craig James thinks we need more Andrew McCarthy and Jonathon Silverman in things these days
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Craig James thinks tits are overrated as a female body part.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Craig James helped Brad Wesley bring the JC Penney to Jasper
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Craig James appreciates the 100-plus temperatures in Texas as they will help him prepare for the afterlife.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Craig James only visits TBL to read the comments
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Craig James thinks Batman and Robin was the best Baman movie.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Craig James thinks the female body is overrated unless there is a knife stuck in it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Craig James clicks the links.
August 2nd, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Craig James doesn’t understand why Snoop changed his name to Lyin’, because the brutha speaks the blunt truth.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Craig James is in charge of IT service for The Big Lead.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Craig James wears a rainbow wig to sporting events while carrying a John 3:16 sign.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Craig James thinks a mobile app is pointless.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Craig James calls his farts ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Craig James thinks that Ogre is the best character in Revenge of the Nerds.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Craig James sleeps 8 hours a night
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Craig James would like you to Google That For Him.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Craig James thinks this post can get to 200+ comments during TBLAD
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Craig James is on his way to the big Willie Tyler and Lester show
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Craig James believes that women should never wax “down there”
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Craig James wears Jordache jeans
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Craig James really liked Intern Bill.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Craig James thinks Waterworld should’ve won an Oscar
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Craig James listens to Coldplay’s “Clocks” while he shaves.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t get Whitlock’s “The Wire” references.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Craig James thinks everyone will Rally around PSU this year.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Craig James thinks Joe Paterno got the shaft.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Craig James is glad that Yardwork was discontinued.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Whenever Craig James runs into Josh Hamilton, he asks if he wants to go get a cold one.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Craig James loves David Spade sitcoms
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Craig James is not amused
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Craig James want to contract the Pirates
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Craig James downvotes all the r/aww posts on reddit
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Craig James knows what Seinfeld was about.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Craig James thinks Bond should drink Busch Light longnecks
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Craig James butt dials you and then leaves a really long message but only mentions that this was a butt dial call at the very end
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Craig James hero is Drew Petterson
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
craig james has monopolized the pog industry.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Craig James thinks Ewoks are pretty cool little dudes
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Craig James drives a Dodge Stratus
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Craig James is your friend on FB that only posts exercises, farmville, food pictures, religious, political, and obvious spam stuff
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Craig James is surprised that Vin Diesal hasn’t been given an Oscar
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Craig James saw Battleship in theaters…twice
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Craig James advised Josh Hamilton to throw that ball to the fan in the upper deck.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Craig James can’t decide if he’s more Tango or more Cash?
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Caig James saw Battlefield Earth in theaters three times and still wonders why it didn’t win an Oscar.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Craig James still thinks Mika is a guy’s name.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Craig James’s favorite porno is The Human Centipede.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Craig James was in Hands Across America…and stink palmed
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Craig James prefers the Total Recall remake to the original but still wants to know where he can find that hooker with the three tits.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t think Phelps trains hard enough
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:34 PM
craig james uses illegal demarini softball bats in his coed softball league.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
This thread vexes Craig James. He’s terribly vexed.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Craig James thinks Jabar Gaffney doesn’t keep it 100
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Craig James putts cross-handed with a belly putter and moves his ball when picking up his marker.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Craig James’ repertoire of small talk consists solely of asking “Hot enough for ya?”
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:38 PM
When attempting to qualify for the U.S. Open, Craig James was asked his score and wrote down, “Five dead hookers … that I know of.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
If you come and knock on Craig James’ door, he won’t be waiting for you.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Craig James lives in Waco but summers in Vidor.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:40 PM
burst out laughing at that one.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Craig James sneers at Chick-Fil-A and drives down the street to Los Pollos Hermanos.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Craig James still writes checks in the grocery store line and doesn’t fill in any information ahead of time.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
craig james likes his women like he likes his brats…beer battered.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Craig James shaves his chest hair into an arrow that points at his head
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Craig James thinks everyone should use a long putter
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Craig James like a V-shaped back.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Craig James calls everyone chief, including his wife.
/might be reusing some of these from the original Boise State thread.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
craig james nicknamed himself ‘longshanks.’
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Craig James thinks the women’s gymnastic outfits need more sizzle
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Craig James think Ryan Lochte’s stars and stripes grill is very au courant.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Craig James prefers Hydrox over Oreos
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Craig James took a picture of spencer eating oysters and then sent it to spencer’s rabbi.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:48 PM
The only credit card Craig James has is a Diners Club.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Craig James was the first to realize that Leo was a patient.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Craig James refuses to wear socks when he tries on shoes.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Craig James believes Negroes shouldn’t compete in Olympic swimming because they lack buoyancy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Craig James thinks Scottish independence is a risible notion.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Craig James’s bumper sticker reads, “My other car is a Vulva.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM
craig james boycotted red lobster’s pro-gay marriage stance after he found a typo that said “eating boysters.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Craig James helps himself to the salad at Olive Garden. He eschews the salad tongs and uses his hands instead.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:58 PM
craig james used the tongs to simulate cunnilingus. he thought it was hilarious.
August 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Craig James helps himself to the salad at Olive Garden. He eschews the salad tongs and uses his hands instead.
You could have just said he eats at Olive Garden
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Craig James would like Andy Glockner and Tyler Duffy to team up on his epitaph.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Craig James thinks Carl Lewendowski is the greatest Olympian ever.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t believe Ryan Lochte is into one-night stands because there’s no trail of dead hookers to prove it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Craig James credits slavery or the Lord’s blessing depending on the race of the winning Olympic athlete.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Craig James just heard that Gotye song for the first time and tells everyone how great it is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Craig James pronounces bologna “bolo-gina”.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Craig James casually drops acronyms typically used in text messages in conversation to demonstrate his street cred.
August 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Craig James framed Sandusky
August 2nd, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Craig James was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song
August 2nd, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Craig James believes he was the rightful heir in North Korea after The Dear Leader departed.
August 2nd, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Craig James believes Bad Company was the best group on the Swan Song label.
August 2nd, 2012 at 6:49 PM
Craig James thinks water polo players aren’t tough unless they do oklahoma drills underwater.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Maybe he can get Coach Leach to float him a few $$. What a dope. Get a job you loser.