College Football Top 25: Notre Dame Fighting Irish, No. 19
Notre Dame Fighting Irish (2011: 8-5, Lost to Florida State 18-14 in Champs Sports Bowl)
Four-Year Trend: 2008 (7-6), 2009 (6-6), 2010 (8-5), 2011 (8-5)
Notable Player: Starting quarterback. The position has been a controversy and a muddle since Jimmy Clausen left. Spring Practice clarified little. Redshirt freshman Everett Golson should start, at least against Navy, though Tommy Rees will return from suspension and be a factor. There’s also Andrew Hendrix who saw time last year. That’s not even mentioning five-star recruit and probable redshirt Gunner Kiel.
Top Newcomers: Gunner Kiel (QB), Davonte Neal (WR), Elijah Shoumate (S), Sheldon Day (DT)
Circle This Game: Michigan at Notre Dame [Sept. 22] Michigan’s 35-31 comeback under the lights last year was one of the season’s best games and one of the rivalry’s most memorable. This year’s in South Bend could be just as compelling and make or break the season for both schools.
Turnovers: Notre Dame was a better team on paper in 2011 than the record indicated. The reason is turnovers, incredibly costly turnovers. In their five losses, the Irish turned the ball over 3.8 times per game. In their eight wins, they turned the ball over just 1.25 times per game. The self-inflicted losses to South Florida and Michigan (10 turnovers) cost them what should have been a 10-win season.
Schedule: The Irish may end up having the nation’s toughest schedule. They play road games at Michigan State, at Oklahoma and at USC. They also have to play Michigan and Stanford at home. That’s not to mention games that could get tricky against Miami, BYU and Pittsburgh. Rivalry games away from home with Navy and Boston College. Notre Dame could improve dramatically and still finish 8-5.
Why We Like Them: Notre Dame returns veteran leaders in All-Americans Tyler Eifort (TE) and Manti Te’o (LB), who opted to return for their senior seasons. The Irish should also have a physical defensive front. They will be in their third year under Brian Kelly’s system. If they find a quarterback that does not self-destruct in the red zone, Notre Dame could be formidable and competitive.
Best-Case Scenario: Notre Dame finds a quarterback. The defensive front is as formidable as it looks on paper. The Irish perform admirably through a brutal schedule that sees them face top teams, while criss-crossing timezones and continents. They finish 10-2 and return to the BCS for the first time since 2006.
Worst-Case Scenario: Tommy Rees is Tommy Rees. The turnovers are crippling. They get bogged down by their nightmarish schedule and finish 5-7, missing a bowl game and cranking up the burner under Brian Kelly’s seat.
Projected Bowl: Champs Sports
25. Kansas State 24. Virginia Tech 23. Clemson 22. Boise State 21. Stanford 20. Michigan State


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August 2nd, 2012 at 6:53 PM
Fantastic. All that genius coaching they keep hiring.
August 2nd, 2012 at 6:53 PM
The Andrew Hendrix Experience or Kiel Appeal should be under center.
August 2nd, 2012 at 6:55 PM
guarantee their game against michigan turns into one of the most exciting shitshows outside of the MAC all year.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:07 PM
even just aesthetically
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Spencer, have you ever seen this? Film of the Zappa concert fire that inspired “Smoke on the Water.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:08 PM
I hope they beat Southern Cal and the Scrotum Grabbers.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Based on their schedule, any season Notre Dame goes undefeated, they should get a shot at the NC. It pains me to say that, being an unapologetic detractor of Ferret Face Kelly, but credit where credit is due.
Fortunately, since Kelly is coaching, the chance of an undefeated season is about 0%. It would be vastly amusing if they started out 0-1, then finished 11-0 and started screaming about missing out on the NC.
Nov. 24 will be the only time all season I root for the Spoiled Children.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:30 PM
I’ve been gone since noon. Rollo sighting? Any other big news here…
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:31 PM
B.C.S. Book it. either that or another 8 win season.
I’m not seeing PSU on that schedule.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
Jesus Christ, just saw USA scored 156 points against Nigeria.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
It’s like I Am Legend in here.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Minus the legend.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
minus everything.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:56 PM
I think Pau Gasol is playing middle hitter for the Brazilians (#16).
Seriously, watching Stanley serve I don’t know how anybody digs it out.
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
You’re just waiting on more tales of tits from Rollo aren’t you?
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Dudes, what up?
I’m here, to make ya shout
Glory be to the one
Who know’s what the funk’s about, y’all
(hit me)
/The name is Bootsy, baby’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
What’s happening Some Random Old Dude? Now I’m some random old dude, just turned 24 yesterday.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
It’s funny, when you’re a kid you want to be a teenager. When you hit teenager you want to be old enough to drive. When you’re old enough to drive you want to be 18. When you’re 18 you want to be 21. Then you hit 22 and wish the birthdays would just stop.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
monster, happy belated, man. So what did ya do to celebrate…other than hang here?
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:04 PM
anyone use double edge razors with a particular brand razor they like?
ben using Derby and Winkinson Swords, not crazy about them.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
My daughter’s that way. She turns 27 next month. I give her as much crap as I can about. Every time I see her, I whisper “you’re almost 30, ya know?”
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Im an loyalist to my mach 3. I’ve been keen to try those blades that the one company buys and freezes to some absurd level to extend their use.
But since you brought this up, I am looking for a really good after shave lotion. Anybody? I use the Art of Shaving line of products presently. I like it all but the aftershave lotion.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:07 PM
monster, happy belated, man. So what did ya do to celebrate…other than hang here?
Nothing exciting. Woke up around 9. Took the dog out and fed him. Watched TV for a little bit. Showered and came to work. That’s seriously it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Hit 25 and get lower insurance premiums.
Hit 30 and have a big ass party.
Only 32 so Don’t know what you’re looking to after that. SROD could probably enlighten us more.
Either way Monster, happy freaking birthday.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:08 PM
kaiser – i go straight razor, badger brush, and shaving soap when i want it close. other times i swap the straight blade for the schick quattro
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
monster, that is some kinda laid back. Cool, man.
kaiser, I too use mach 3, turbo usually. Smooth shave, and I rarely get razor bumps (which can be an issue for black guys). The combo of Edge gel and the Mach 3, and I’m good to go.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
scripty – been a huge AoS fan for years. i really like the sandalwood aftershave lotion for the summertime. works great
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Jesus Christ, just saw USA scored 156 points against Nigeria.
At the end of the game, I fully expected all of the players and coaches to pull out pens and paper for autographs. They’re just happy to say they were in the same building.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Different for women and men. I looked at 30 as just a reason to throw a 2 week party. My wife looked at 30 like she was on her death bed.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Either way Monster, happy freaking birthday.
Thanks, man. I forgot about cheaper insurance.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:11 PM
i loved my schick hydro 3, but since i made the switch to double edge with the Art of Shaving kit (pre-shave oil, badger brush, cream and aftershave) i can never go back.
i nick myself the same with DE, but no irritation or razor burn or ingrown hairs. wife loves it. and a 100 pack of blades is $20-$30.
i recommend getting a pre-shave oil even with a cartridge and canned gel.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Death
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Now I’m some random old dude, just turned 24 yesterday.
Oh shut up and ask your mom to change your diapers you little shit.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:12 PM
I use a Schick Hydro with 5 blades. Like the 5 blades better than the 4 blade Quattro. My aunt gives me fancy after shave lotion and I have no idea what it is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:12 PM
I use a Schick Hydro with 5 blades. Like the 5 blades better than the 4 blade Quattro. My aunt gives me fancy after shave lotion and I have no idea what it is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:14 PM
i don’t trust myself with a straight razor, i didn’t swallow when i was getting a hot shave in vegas for the whole time i was in he chair.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Never tried it. What kind do you use? I get bad razor burn on my neck about once a week and would like to avoid it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Hit 35 this year and had our first kid. Nobody told me that the kid would slowly cause my body to begin breaking down as if my youthful resilience is being gradually leeched away. It’s like some kind of Stephen King novel.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Hit 35 this year and had our first kid. Nobody told me that the kid would slowly cause my body to begin breaking down as if my youthful resilience is being gradually leeched away. It’s like some kind of Stephen King novel.
Fatty.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Same here, I have shaky hands as it is. But I never have a problem when the barber does it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:16 PM
it’s expensive, but my wife loves the sandalwood scent so much i’ve pretty much locked myself into it now.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:16 PM
i don’t trust myself with a straight razor
Sweeney Todd’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Aiiieee!
Seriously, you got 40 – prime of life. Young enough to kick ass, mature enough to know the most efficient way to do it.
50 – wisdom and stuff. Some places give you free or discounted stuff just because you’re still alive.
65 – collect benefits, spend money, piss off young folk.
Every thing after that is like house money. Live it up!
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Monster you didn’t take off on your birthday? I always make it a point to take that day for myself and play golf or go to a waterpark or whatever the hell I feel like doing. I typically don’t even answer phone calls on my birthday, I tell my family to call me the day before or after cuz I’m taking the day for myself.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
are we still talking chick-fil-a in here?
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Young enough to kick ass, mature enough to know the most efficient way to do it.
Nicely stated.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
i use the Art of Shaving brand. throw it on a moist, mostly dry face to loosen up and help your whiskers stand up. also, helps regulate the oil of your skin, keeps is softer to cuts heal faster.
http://www.theartofshaving.com/Sandalwood-Pre-Shave-Oil/00670535100034,default,pd.html?start=2&cgid=shaving-products-pre-shave-oil&navid=shaving-products-pre-shave-oil
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
the art of shaving pre-shave oil. Man. that’s one thing I could never go away from. But I use that sandalwood line. I am unimpressed with the after shave.
when my two toddlers would do baths, I started doing a nice shave during their bath time and that’s when I got the AOS stuff. That way I could keep an eye on them but be productive. One of my few ways to keep my sanity when those two were in diapers.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Rollo? You’re alive? Cool; after reading other comments today, I thought you were dead or something…
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Monster you didn’t take off on your birthday? I always make it a point to take that day for myself and play golf or go to a waterpark or whatever the hell I feel like doing. I typically don’t even answer phone calls on my birthday, I tell my family to call me the day before or after cuz I’m taking the day for myself.
I get Mondays and Tuesdays off. So a 3 day weekend unfortunately wasn’t going to happen. I would’ve fucking loved it, but work would not have approved.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:20 PM
exactly. i know my wife would come home from work and find me bled out on the bathroom floor
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:21 PM
honestly, olive oil works just as good as the AoS stuff. sounds weird, but ive used it before and it works great
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:21 PM
That was done in the roundup this AM. What happened with picking up the drunk SIL last night? You were the topic of discussion all day.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
sounds like something Kramer would do after tanning with butter and prepping food in the shower.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
I get a hot washcloth and apply that before I do the pre-shave oil. It’s amazing. If you do the silver-tipped badger brush, you might as lay out for the nickel brush holder.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
well…been a pretty hectic last 24 hours. where to begin?
haha i know. just went through some of the posts.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
i know my wife would come home from work and find me bled out on the bathroom floor
It tried to put the razor to its skin, but ended up slitting its throat agin.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
I’ll have to give it a whirl, thanks.
That does sound weird.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
i was tempted, but i figured i’d leave something for my wife to give me on my birthday.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:24 PM
another tip for shaving, always shave after a hot shower. really gotta soften those hairs and pores. slap on some preshave oil, use a badger brush and shaving soap as it gets the hairs to stand up MUCH better, and shave accordingly. always splash with cold water, as it sets the skin and closes the pores. then hit up some aftershave balm
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:24 PM
after you get the call. you owe us a liveblog.
go on…
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:25 PM
I took my two sons to the pool today (3 and 4.5). Spent half the time gawking at the scenery and then the other half ensuring my kids don’t drown. After my 2nd son was born, I had a dream my youngest son drowned in the tub. I jolted awake and he was there in my arms (I fell alseep w/ him in the rocker). Since then I get a bit spooked around the water. I realize it’s nonsensical but I cant help it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:26 PM
seriously, try olive oil. if you dont want to lay out the bucks for other oils, it works great. its one of those ‘trade secrets’ in the shaving world. trust me.
Rollo – you are the hottest commodity at TBL in quite some time. For the AM crowd, please post a brief and thorough recap along with a picture of the SIL so we can reference it tomorrow. we ginned up some serious interest in your story in the roundup and subsequent posts.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:26 PM
I usually shave in the shower. I might have to make a switch though.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:26 PM
and always with the grain. i’d say don’t go against the grain unless you use a single or double blade cartridge.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:28 PM
My wife likes to give me shit because I always get caught looking at other women. I always tell her there’s nothing wrong with looking at the menu and that she should be happy I don’t try to act like I’m not looking.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:28 PM
yes, i left out with the grain as i just assumed it was the single most important (and widely known) rules. thats why its so important to prep properly and get the hairs elevated and going in the right direction before the shave. equally important is a very sharp razor and knowing how to use it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:29 PM
in the shower is ok, too. if you use the oils though, you don’t want your face dripping wet.
surprisingly, there’s a lot of shaving blogs out there.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
for something most men do every day or every other day for their entire lives, shaving should be done properly and with the right equipment. period.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
I almost always go against the grain.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Got it down to once a week. But I never get more than heavy scruff.
/kicks rock
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:33 PM
that might be why you get irritation. gets you smooth, but puts the hair so far under your skin you get ingrown hairs, then razor bumps, then burn, etc.
best advice i heard was it’s beard reduction, not removal.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:35 PM
best advice i heard was it’s beard reduction, not removal.
Do like they do in the Foreign Legion when you miss a spot shaving and burn that shit off with a Zippo. That will clean that chinny chin chin up real quick.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:35 PM
this story is quite long, so i’ll be back within like 15 minutes. shit’s been crazy. involves the cops, the d’bag boyfriend, the SIL and her friend…
/have a 4-month old up later than normal
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Must be nice. I look bad by lunch if I don’t shave. I’d love to have a job where I could grown a beard. I don’t want a big scruffy beard, I’d keep it well maintained, but I like the bearded look and only get to wear it when I take a week or longer vacation.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
you tease.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:37 PM
hell fuckin’ yea, story time!
/sucks you have to go through this
//might as well make the most of it though
///pops popcorn and pauses olympics
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Must be nice. I look bad by lunch if I don’t shave. I’d love to have a job where I could grown a beard. I don’t want a big scruffy beard, I’d keep it well maintained, but I like the bearded look and only get to wear it when I take a week or longer vacation.
I have an office job but it’s low end. They don’t really care about any of that stuff because they know if they went Nazi on everybody for trivial shit like that they’d never be able to keep anybody here.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
interesting. I’ll have to try it and see.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Yeah, by Friday I look like I shoulda shaved. But I’m ususally working half days so I’m out quick.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Wow, this is going to be good.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:39 PM
I agree with heel. Sorry you got to wade thru family drama.
That said, I think you just topped Todd Charske. He only had drugs & jail time.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:40 PM
I’m usually a TBLAD lurker, but the Rollo saga has me fully engaged.
/pulls up a chair next to ohheelyeah
//hands him a beer
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:40 PM
if you are having irritation and razor burn then yeah, stop shaving against the grain. some guys faces adjust to it fine, others (myself included) get bad irritation and razorburn (but no ingrown hairs). havent gone against the grain in years
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:41 PM
I’ll never forget the first time I got in trouble for not being clean shaven. My manager handed me a disposable and said be shaved in 5 minutes or find a new job. Bathroom only had cold water. No shave cream.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:41 PM
rollo you gotta drop these in small bits so we can feast on it slowly. (when you get back, of course).
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Also, The Art of Shaving. Take the time to do the whole process. Due to my baby-like ability to grow facial hair even shaving with the grain gave me irritation. Not since I switched to that stuff.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:43 PM
thanks for the beer Mr. C.
SROD – you TBLAD guys never heard the story from (forgets his name) the guy who was robbed at gunpoint and then shot. Kaiser, whats that guys name again? I always forget.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Irritation isn’t every day, but about once a week it’s bad. I’ll change it up and see how it goes. Could definitely go without the irritation when it happens.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
gotcha. this drama ain’t over. it could actually get worse tonight. have to make it through tonight and friday night and then i booked a vacation that might get us to our closing date.
/prays
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 PM
ouch. that’s stone cold.
i can get away with 1 day, 2+ days if i trim the outline of a beard at my job. they won’t punish you, but i feel sleezy going too long.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 PM
scripty – thats great advise. maybe we should have an intermission as well where we stare at SIL’s boobs
Final thought on the shaving banter – i strongly recommend keeping your eyes peeled for a AoS store whenever you travel. they have experts who shave people all day, and can talk to you about your skin, their products, the process, etc. plus, its a kick-ass shave.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
that was BSanders.
then a married woman from the gym banged him, he took a ton of heat from the commentariate, did some time for copyright infringement.
at least i think that’s a succinct chain of events.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
the d’bag boyfriend
I don’t recall this guy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
http://illpolo.com/1cr8.jpg
Just to help the visual, the sister-in-law is on the left. best i could find online to post, but it’s a little old before she “grew” a bit more
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Seconded. Takes longer to shave, but well worth it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
should i elaborate? i feel like A.P. and Nada would want to hear this. And someone needs to light a signal for vez (he’s the closest person to me in reality in case i need lifesaving help)
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:49 PM
Rollo – i am going to go ahead and speak for everyone here and say that we are sorry you are in this position. It sucks to get stuck in family drama, especially the likes of which you have told us and are about to tell us. However, we equally love a great story, so while we are reveling in your craziness please keep in mind that we totally sympathize with where you are coming from!
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:50 PM
I’m biased from all the comments I’ve read, but I see the crazy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:50 PM
kaiser – thats it. how could i forget the rest of it!
rollo – that girl has some fuck-utters for sure!
scripty/rollo – i dont remember this guy either
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
second’d.
your story may top the raccoon babies in the barn story.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Hi. I’m here for the stories about Rollo’s SIL’s tits
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Never forgot to shave again.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
we’re all men of honor here. sometimes things need to be done. we understand.
/pounds gavel
order!
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:52 PM
this is the only place where there’s some sanity, and someone pointed out the quote from earlier about the dinner table convo i laughed for about a minute. okay here goes…get the popcorn. i’m working on 60-minute IPA before the SIL gets home with the beer she promised me.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
I picture him as a roided out Ed Hardy wearing d-bag who looks like he beats women and IIRC SIL says he can’t please her.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:53 PM
that dinner table convo comment was an instant classic.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Alcohol AND breasteses involved? Ruh-roh.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
…sold our house in early july and are now on our second lender trying to get underwriting for a mortgage. living with the in-laws for what should have been two weeks has turned into six weeks. sister-in-law who just graduated college has been getting drunk and super friendly with me after hours and is basically using me for reassurance because she has a d’bag boyfriend (more on him in a sec). as in started getting worse when she’d be showing me lingerie that she bought and pointing out shes a 36C…
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Damn Rollo, I don’t know how you do it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
on monday, we were the only two home during the day. she had a job interview at 11am, she started talking about her outfit, went to her room, called me in for help, and when i stepped in, she had her shirt completely off with nothing else on and when i froze, she asked which bra she should wear. i think she was hoping it’d be that easy, but i bailed and left the house on an ATV and rode around til i knew she was gone. been awkward since, until last night…
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Scripty – After Shave lotion I use is Nivia Q10. Not too expensive, and works very well. For me, it’s all razor & shaving cream. I use one of those overpriced Gillette 5 Fusions & Trueffit & Hill cream with a brush.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
not to interrupt, but if things get long and crazy i may go ahead and copy the timestamp links for the morning crowd and post them tomorrow
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
How many Skinemax flicks start this way? A dozen? A hundred?
/sucks in real life …
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:57 PM
oh. god. damn. that is a classic image
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:59 PM
i hope it’s a small yard and you circled the house endlessly.
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:59 PM
that’s cool, heel. so that was where we left off last night. there’s even more details that i left off; those who have been here the last two weeks probably know.
last night:
…in-laws basically sleeping, my wife and son (4 months old) sleeping, SIL calls from some all-you-can-drink fair in Ottawa that she originally asked me to go with her to (she had an “extra” ticket). near midnight, she was drunk and needed a ride home. mother-in-law answered and then asked if i could go since i was the only one really awake. had no excuse to say i couldnt, so…
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:00 PM
like a shark. a shark thats riding an atv. atv shark. vark.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:00 PM
mt rushmore of tblad. every once in a while, you know it WHILE it’s going down.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
I’m not going to lie – I was crushed at work all day and have been busy at home tonight. But any chance I got I quickly did a CTL-F through every post looking for the conclusion to this story.
/cracks open a beer
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
oh yeah, one detail would be this is rural IL, nearest neighbor is a half mile down, they own farmland that they rent to farmers. in case you want that visual too.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
We’re all refreshing at an unreal pace.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
scripty hit the nail on the head. we are witnessing commenting greatness. this could be the 4-minute mile of comments.
roeth – you and me both man
Mr c – we are going to crash the server, a la “Cowherdgate”
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Just poured me some Bulleit for story hour.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
pageviews!
/JMac’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:04 PM
I’m just happy to be tangentially involved. Looking to help the ballclub any way I can.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:05 PM
I just sounded the #TBLAD Horn
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Rollo is the Driver.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:05 PM
No, you can’t give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:06 PM
i might as well add this part. the boyfriend is hated and i mean HATED by the family. as in, not allowed to come in the house. she broke up with him once after the restraining order, stole her FB and email passwords, and was waiting outside her apartment at Benedictine and trying to run into her on campus all the time. somehow they are back together and well, probably because they are both batshit crazy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:06 PM
+1
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Had no idea there was an Ottawa IL. Google Maps only has street view on a few main roads. Exciting looking town.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
or maybe he has a 12″ pecker
/coop’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Spoken like someone who has no idea how pageviews really work.
/Actually TBL’d
??I have no idea how pageviews actually work
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:08 PM
I have to admit – I’m entranced by the crazy SIL. The bright red lipstick. We’re hitting on all cylinders here.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:09 PM
so now i’m thinking oh shit, i just saved the day. now i’m really screwed. her and the friend are both in the backseat. i say “are you still dating that guy” and she says “not anymore, he’s a piece of shit” and “i need someone more mature”. drop the friend off. she follows her out and OF COURSE gets in the passenger seat!
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
She is good-looking. Dangerous girls are addicting. You know heartbreak is coming, but you can’t let go.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
It’s a what’s-she-gonna-do-next-I’m-glad-it’s-not-me thing though, right?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
yeah, had to call tbl out on that one. understanding analytics isnt hard, but understanding what that means to your demographic and what your pageviews mean to your bottom line and your efforts is another thing
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
rollo drives a coupe?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I predict unwelcome physical advances …
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:13 PM
fixed for suspense
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:13 PM
oh yea. rural area. meaning we have a 15 minute drive to go. she’s drunk as hell and asks if i want to go to some bar we pass by, whatever a townie bar would be called in the country. i say no. the next five minutes of conversation included these questions from her to me:
“have you cheated before? would you?”
“how many girls have you hooked up with?”
and my favorite…
“only SEX sex is cheating. everything else is okay”
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think it’s a coincidence the olympic broadcast had a terrible cover of “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” playing as i read this.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
To be fair you can’t be expected to drive her around Ms. Daisy style.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
This girl is out of crazy/dangerous/home-wrecker central casting.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
/breathes into a brown paper bag
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:15 PM
It takes a special kind of crazy to think this way about your brother in law.
/Coop’d?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:16 PM
I thought that was Pink Floyd MUZAK I was hearing. HawkEye no like
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:16 PM
fapfapfapfapfap
smallie- definitely coop’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
You’re a strongly disciplined man Rollo.
/team big head loses out to small head most the time
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
“only SEX sex is cheating. everything else is okay”
I predict unwelcome road-head
Prediction affirmed
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
it was almost as bad as my rendition of wish you were here on my strat.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
“only SEX sex is cheating. everything else is okay”
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:19 PM
I still don’t see what the big problem is
/Martin Brodeur
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:19 PM
nooooooo 1 minute left on my battery!
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Rollo
Why the hell didn’t you just toss in about 5 pouches and bust out a spitter?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:21 PM
big time cliffhanger. veteran move here.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:21 PM
John Hiatt’s “Little Head” just popped into my head. Can’t imagine why
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
I just read Tim Daggett is married with kids – I would have had him on the Chick-Fil-A protest list just based on the voice/lisp/speaking.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
this is how I imagine Rollo talking to SIL
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Hopefully, part two finishes tonight. I don’t wanna wait 24 hrs.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
/Cut to douchey bf wandering around at the festival like a lost puppy, growing more angry
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
i keep giving really short answers. not working. she says “if you liked what you saw the other day its okay, i wont tell you walked in on me” – i finally raise my voice to say “you called me in there!” – she says ” i’m just saying that whatever you wanna do ya know. i’m cool about it. we can always go to the barn when we get home”
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:22 PM
On a side note, I replaced my central air today, and added a vent into our sunroom that didn’t have AC. Huge difference between a new AC and the 30 year old unit that was barely working.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Dammit now that I caught a break in the quick surge at work there’s no tantalizing details of tits and road head coming in. What the fuck?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:23 PM
yeah, he has learned quickly. already turning into quite the storyteller
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:23 PM
i had grizzly wintergreen long cut and left it at the house! woulda been perfect.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Holy fuck. You should tell your wife already and let her shoot her. Or take soused’s (I think)suggestion and bring it up at dinner tomorrow.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Dude Rollo
Ever seen Curb? If she’s crazy just hit it and the family will never believe her.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:25 PM
soused’s recommendation will be completely appropriate and well-deserved.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
yeah i left this out tonight. wife was the one on the right in the pic, shoots in high powered rifle competitions, etc. and like i tried to say the other day, there was 0% chance of this happening, however…
this was the first real offer, she could really say no big deal to other stuff and make me seem like the bad guy, but going to the “pole barn” haha that’s whhat they call it, she finally made her move….
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Ok, married guys, at this point I go to my Wife with the story ASAP, if only to cover my ass so the SIL doesn’t get it twisted.
/She probably knows sister is crazy
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Bam Bam Funkhouser
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM
and like i said, 0% chance, but…what the hell is this situation!?!?! i’m just glad i was stone sober. but here we go. we turn down their road and there’s a car waiting about 200 feet beyond the driveway (by the barn!)
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 PM
cannot stress this enough. ALWAYS tell the wife as EARLY as possible whenever shit happens. you will be rewarded (or punished less) for it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Your wife is a smokeshow. Rat out here sister to your wife and her parents asap.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 PM
we turn down their road and there’s a car waiting about 200 feet beyond the driveway (by the barn!)
That’s when you realize there is 2 crazy sisters. Double the pleasure. Double the fun.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 PM
i predict a fight scene of epic proportions, a la a scene from Roadhouse
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 PM
MAH, GOD! IS THAT DOUGHEBAG BOYFRIENDS MUSIC?!
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Is Curb ever coming back? Last I heard, there’s supposed to be a movie or something.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Rollo, didn’t you put up a different pic of wifey and SIL last week when you started unraveling this onion?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Am I the only guy who goes “ew” when that’s mentioned?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
i am guessing you tried to record all this on your iPhone, and then learn the battery died.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Has to be the D-bag Boyfriend.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
MAH, GOD! IS THAT DOUGHEBAG BOYFRIENDS MUSIC?!
That’s how it’s done.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
stark – thats what i thought. however, i wont complain about seeing pics of hot chicks.
Rollo – your wife has some sizable breasticles as well. you hit the wife/SIL jackpot.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:32 PM
The movie isn’t Curb-related, Vlad. It doesn’t even have a plot worked out yet. It’s just vaguely referred to as the Larry David Mystery movie
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Oh yeah – he teased early that the cops become involved.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:32 PM
No. Exceptions can be made for twin sisters though.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
I grew up rurally, but being offered barn sex is even more hillbilly than me.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Am I the only guy who goes “ew” when that’s mentioned?
Probably not the only one but, to put it in perspective, Coop would play 6 hours in heaven with a number of dudes to get in that situation
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
No, wife is a twin. That would be weird and creepy. I would want the chicks to do stuff to each other, and well, ewwww.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
not at all. the idea of more than one woman is undesirable and entirely tiring. i’ll pass and focus my efforts on the one in front of me
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:35 PM
C’Mon. It’s just a roll in the hay
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:35 PM
the dbag drove there while i took the friend home. he creeps past the driveway after i pulled in so i ask the girl where the nearest shotgun is kept, thinking he might be back, but i think he’s afraid of the dad so he never did. we get in the house and the SIL says “offer is still good for whenever” and goes to bed.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Definitely changes things then. I hooked up with twins in college but not at the same time. Was still a little weird.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Oh, and not to put a damper on the Rollo mini-series but this needs to be said:
They get bogged down by their nightmarish schedule and finish 5-7, missing a bowl game and cranking up the burner under Brian Kelly’s seat.
Brian Kelly sits in a windy seat that rocks more violently when he is in trouble of losing his job. It’s not a hot seat
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Oh, well fuck. Anyone here watch Homeland? I’ve watched the first 3 episodes and it’s fantastic. Claire Danes isn’t “Family Stone” hot in it. But she’s still banging. And Brody’s wife is very niiiiice.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Go on …
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Damn dude, in the same house, thats some unnecessary temptation. Thing is, you might want to get on the right side of the story with the wife before she starts claiming you hit on her or some shit.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Time to wake up the Wife …
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
this morning, the cops show up here at 8am. turns out the boyfriend claimed that i assaulted him at the fair.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
am i the only one marginally confused by the info above? i thought he was already in the driveway by the barn
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:40 PM
I hooked up with twins in college but not at the same time. Was still a little weird.
How is that weird? It’s not like you were fucking your own sisters.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
You’re cool. The two drunk women will witness for you.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Wonder what’s she trying to prove? She’s gotta know consummation would hurt her sister big-time. Why willfully tear a family apart?
rollo, forgive me (us) for prying. Was there some sibling rivalry in the sisters’ past? Unresolved conflict?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
Let me explain something to you. This business requires a certain amount of finesse.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
this morning, the cops show up here at 8am. turns out the boyfriend claimed that i assaulted him at the fair.
Holy shit. This dude is the worst. Did he beat himself up to make it look bad?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
they live in a house w/driveway that we pulled into. there are barns down the road, hence her seeking privacy. he was down by one of them.
cops didn’t buy it once they found out he violated the restraining order
on the friend. but i still had to give a statement and deal with that shit this morning.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Hard to explain. They were identical, both very attractive, but were absolutely polar opposites in personalities and in the bedroom. And one of them was very possessive and freaked out when she found out I hooked up with the other. Didn’t get mad at her sister, just at me.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Chinatown. Nice
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
The Indians suck. God dammit.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
yeah, that usually works
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
srod – bitches be crazy. fin.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Didn’t get mad at her sister
That part I’ll agree is weird.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
all i can think of is her sister met me senior yr of college, moved in with me right after, got a job at the same place, and so on…so she wants the same thing. yet is crazy to think she wants the EXACT same thing.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Wow. This shit is crazy.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Mark Wahlberg – Fear
Love me some young Reese Witherspoon.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
i care, but i dont care, all at the same time. i cancelled my MLB at bat subscription, but i still follow. they usually fade around this point, so i got ahead of the curve and saved some cash on following them here in NC
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
and now the rest of the family is saying “way to put him in his place” so now i’m thinking…do i say your daughter offered all but sex in your barn because it isn’t cheating and showed me her tits the other day???
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 PM
hittin’ us with the Cliff’s Notes version. Truth, brotha. Truth.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
so after the cop shit, the daughter is going to work, but before she leaves for work the SIL says “I really wanted to thank you for last night. i’ll bring you beer tonight. we can drink and watch the olympics and whatever else you wanna do”. ugh.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
and now the rest of the family is saying “way to put him in his place” so now i’m thinking…do i say your daughter offered all but sex in your barn because it isn’t cheating and showed me her tits the other day???
Did somebody say but sex?
/Sandusky
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
well assuming they gave you that line while everyone was at breakfast, that would be a great time to drop Soused’s line.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
You and your wife should jump in a Radio Flyer and fly away.
That movie was bullshit. The dad was the hero.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Rollo I wouldn’t tell the whole family but your wife, gotta tell her. The longer you wait the more suspicions she gets after you tell her.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Oh shit.
/it’s not over
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
By the way I’m really, really happy I tuned into TBLAD tonight
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
top five questions and comments you will get:
1. “i can totally bend like that”
2. “you want to see my leotard?”
3. “those girls can hold their breath about as long as i can”
4. “i couldn’t be a gymnist because my tits are too big”
5. “okay, lets go fuck” (direct, late-in-the-evening comment after the olympics are over)
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
WIFE NEEDS TO KNOW NOW!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
the cops didn’t do shit about the boyfriend. said it was probably a misunderstanding and because he was “with” the girlfriend it was hard to do anything about the restraining order.
the thing with the house is…theres a living room to watch tv and do this shit, a kitchen, non-finished basement, and three bedrooms. can’t stay in the bedroom because the baby is sleeping. there’s literally nowhere to go. so when she gets home in ten minutes. who knows?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
/ Steps out of shadows
// Claps slowly at first, then loudly
This is the greatest thing ever associated with the words “Notre Dame.”
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
bed. thats where you go. go to bed and lock your door. it’ll be the best 8 hours of your life, especially if you are vacationing this weekend.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Does the ATV have headlights?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Time to fire up the ATV again
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Notre Dame sucks.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Take the beer and run.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Does the ATV have headlights?
Nice. I see what you did there.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 PM
I was told there was a barn
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Rollo
Just go buy a chastity belt. Like in that movie…
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 PM
236 and 237 are rational, excellent ideas. too funny they happened at the exact same time. i have already forgotten about those four wheels of freedom. i’d be hiding in a closet with my cell phone.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
at first, i wanted to avoid having it be a he said, she said thing because even though we know it’s one-sided, it is their daughter and i mean, the in-laws could take her said. but yesterday was ridiculous and blatant. i even drove to the bank/lender today and demanded they hurry the f up with this crap. booked a trip to lake geneva from Saturday until our potential closing date. so i was gonna make it through two days and then at that point inform the wife.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Does the ATV have headlights?
Does the SIL have DSL?
(checks)
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Rollo drop the bomb on your wife, do your best to avoid the SIL. Say thanks for the beer, glad you got home ok this time, and go to bed. Tellyour wife shes been acting strange, she came on to you, its getting worse. Shes a drama magnet, get out in front of the storm before SIL decides to be victim to avoid blame when it comes out
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
I’m just glad the shaving discussion did not venture past beards to other areas known to attract follicles.
Rollo, I’m glad I got here to learn the full story. I now quote the wisdom of one Walter White –
RUN.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Accidental, brotha. I’m not that swift. Guys like heel, scripty and spencer do it daily.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:56 PM
Nice, there’s an Art of Shaving store in in King of Prussia. Might have to make a visit after all the shaving discussion tonight.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:56 PM
walks in barn, see’s shrine to himself, see’s lit candles, see’s sex swing, hears door creak close, and you know how this ends…
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:56 PM
So forgive me, but I missed this, where is your wife? Is she in bed? If so, even if you are not tired, go to bed, then in the morning tell your wife. If she is awake, you tell her now.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
I’m just glad the shaving discussion did not venture past beards to other areas known to attract follicles.
It just did.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
so you’ll get your own place, then the SIL will start coming over to babysit but then you’ll have to drive her home. shit aint never gonna end.
/looks forward to future stories.
//wagers than Rollo caves and tells the wife this weekend.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Dayum! I’m in tears ovah heah.
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Are there zombies in the barn?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:58 PM
whats that, i thought you said you were going to wait two days? oh, you did? oh. Oh. OHHHH. Nonononononononnonono
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
walks in barn, see’s shrine to himself, see’s lit candles…
/dying over here
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Uh…Was?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
see’s sex swing, hears door creak close
Oh the images in my head right now. This shit is too much.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
SROD – we try our best
Smallie – do it. you won’t regret it. money well spent.
scripty – thats what i was thinking
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
That’s a good plan…it’s like someone else said you gotta get in front of the story. Who knows after you reject her again she could go on the offensive and claim you were the aggressor all along
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
I was not around for the TBLADs of yore, but this is definitely tops in my experience, along with the original Craig James post.
Rollo, what if someone you know is googling, comes across the pic and traces it back here?! Your cover is blown.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:01 PM
walks in barn, see’s shrine to himself, see’s lit candles…the sister is the black swan. the wife is the white swan. I get it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:01 PM
wife usually sleeps at the same time as the baby. i am normally out in the main room late and nothing “usually” happens. there is really NOTHING to do here. and we discussed they keep the temp set to 76 so it’s impossible to sleep.
unless the advice here points me in a different direction
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Craig James would burn down the house and barn. Then make sweet love to a corn stalk.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
nada – this is one of the better TBLADs in a long while.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
well, then they’ll know the full story!
she just walked in with the beer. Bud Frickin Light Platinum. Of course.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
The heat is on … in more ways than one.
Now would be a good time to fake heat stroke and get yourself into a hospital until the loan comes through.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
nada – this is one of the better TBLADs in a long while.
The power of tits
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Not sure if you have an iPhone, get this app. 290 hours worth of storage potentially. Just get the goods. She’s gonna go state’s evidence against you, and you’ll be out a wife and some beejs
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
http://www.recordertheapp.com/
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Plausible deniability. One could pretend to be buzzed, but in reality still be somewhat lucid.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Or maybe announce you’re now going to try to set the Guinness record for consecutive hours riding an ATV.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
this morning, the cops show up here at 8am. turns out the boyfriend claimed that i assaulted him at the fair. Rollo
Dude, a bunch of us told you this the other night… just go to a hotel for a few … oh, rural area. I understand all too well.
You gotta tell your wife. Do they get along?
Also, Storytime with Rollo is as entertaining as Storytime with Dirt. Except this is like a tv show season. It is all going down before our eyes.
I took my kid to night swimming at the local pool and was ready to go to bed. I thought I needed to see if Rollo was posting tonight. Well worth it.
Also, are we all going to be subpoenaed at some point in the near future when this story climaxes and lawyers and detectives and whatnot become involved?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Rollo
Y’all should just settle all your differences and sexual quarrels through a game of POGS.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
Oh yum. Tasteless & higher ABV. Sounds like her type of beer.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
let me introduce you to World of Warcraft
first world problems
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
This is your out. You can’t eff someone who attempted to ply you with BL Platinum …
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Does the ATV have headlights?
Nice. I see what you did there.
Nope. But his sister in law does!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Craig James would bang the SIL, strangle her to death, then tell the wife her sister was a hooker and deserved it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Rollo – I’ve got to call it a night. Good luck.
I’ll be looking forward to catching up tomorrow am.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
I got warrants!
/not really
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Liveblog, rollo, liveblog!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
vlad – someone’s been lurking at reddit this week…
dude, thats DTF beer. She is overtly seeking your peepee. RUN!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Here’s some Bud light platinum, and no. That’s not a roofie in that one bottle that’s already opened.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
I think he’s avoiding erotic locations.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Wow. TBLAD didn’t disappoint.
Rollo best of luck getting away from this crazy chick. Have fun on vacation and get to your new house soon.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
All our testimony is hearsay, unless Rollo invites us over to see said ta-tas in the flesh.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Huh? I know what reddit is vaguely. But never used/been on it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
well rollo, whatever you do, I’m sure it’ll be the right move.
I will be at Firestone tomorrow. Shades, ballcap and a bright yellow brazil soccer warmup jersey so you might catch me in the background on Golf Channel. I’ll attempt to ID some new WAGs.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Rollo hasn’t posted in 6 minutes
/pours out a BLP for Rollo
craig james post was pretty fun this afternoon. not “ambulance” fun, but pretty fun nonetheless.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Bud Frickin Light Platinum.
I enjoy good beer. I’m not a snotty beer drinker. I hate that drinking good beer now is akin to drinking wine. I don’t keep up on the this that or the other. But what in the hell is Bud Light Platinum? Bud Light is a shit beer for its price. I’ll either enjoy one of the many, many varieties of craft beer or drink Old Milwaukee and have kidney stones form. I’m too lazy to even Google this.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:11 PM
If Rollo can get some phone camera footage, maybe this could be a video link in the AM Roundup, including the scene where the cops come back and find his body slumped over his laptop with a knife in the back.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Have fun on vacation and get to your new house soon.
This is going to be like Cape Fear. Crazy SIL is going to tag along under the car.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
but light platinum is like 5% and sells like mad to the college and slightly older crowd. there you go.
like the old miller red that never caught on the late 90′s.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
I enjoy good beer. I’m not a snotty beer drinker. I hate that drinking good beer now is akin to drinking wine. I don’t keep up on the this that or the other. But what in the hell is Bud Light Platinum? Bud Light is a shit beer for its price. I’ll either enjoy one of the many, many varieties of craft beer or drink Old Milwaukee and have kidney stones form. I’m too lazy to even Google this.
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August 2nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Get a picture of her tits.
/bad advise
//whiskey talking
///seriously, lets see them titties
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
what’s she wearing tonight?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
she’s just chilling on the couch like it’s nothing. brought two bottles and i said i had my own so she’s drinking both.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
vlad – pogs have been all over reddit this week. thought you were referencing that fad from the 90′s
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
I actually liked Miller Red, back in the day.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Tribe extra innings!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
This. I love me some Belgian sour ales, but Schlitz is my bedrock. However, I will not drink Bud anything, even if it’s the only thing available.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Dont avoid telling the wife! SiL may make up a story to stay at your new house and continue tye seduction attempts!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
we’ve got black tights/pants and a pink top. just asked what i’m working on. ohhhhhh nothing.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Bra or no bra?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
documents. lots and lots of documents. now BACK OFF!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
biggest problem is this is the second lender. first one said it was in a declining market (like EVERY house in the country!?!?!?!). what if the second one falls through? extended stay hotel?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Rollo, while you’re sitting there on the couch, this might be a good time to rip a really loud, long wet one, then exclaim, “Damn, I just shit myself.” That might stem her ardor.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Wow. One of these things is not like the other
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
top five questions and comments you will get:
1. “i can totally bend like that”
2. “you want to see my leotard?”
3. “those girls can hold their breath about as long as i can”
4. “i couldn’t be a gymnist because my tits are too big”
5. “okay, lets go fuck” (direct, late-in-the-evening comment after the olympics are over)
This was a gem.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Should I ask?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:18 PM
The double fisting blp image is great
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Just reach over and give it a squeeze.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
LOL
you have a date with the barn shrine in t-minus 30 minutes. you’ll know all about it when you wake up, handcuffed to a barn rafter
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Not unless you’re prepared to see them again.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
What can I say? My tastes are quite catholic.
/ That’s catholic, not Catholic
// Not pedo’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
Sure. Tell her HawkEye want to know.
/kidding
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
panties are showing slightly. this is a certainty.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Just reach over and give it a squeeze.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
i would call quiken or one of those big-ass clearing houses. you can easily avoid the local guys who are more affected by the local market trends.
nada – that is an outstanding idea, and well written to boot.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
If you have to ask, then they really aren’t that spectacular in the first place, right?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Impressive. I actually had to look that one up. And not I want a sour or a wild ale. Thanks
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Here’s an idea — you and the wife go live in the barn. Can’t be any steamier than the house is getting these days.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
and not=now. Stupid fingers
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 PM
Shit, I haven’t thought about that beer in ages. Anybody remember Red Dog beer? That shit wasn’t good.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:25 PM
The Belgians are definitely an acquired taste. But I’ve found that once you go sour, you can’t disavow her.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:25 PM
See, I can’t see her doing anything in the house while the parents are home. it’s being home alone or anywhere else that i have to avoid. but that bud light platinum…this girl is skinny and was plastered last night by midnight and is downing blp’s.
btw, the barn is not liveable or i would have just asked if we could flat out but it or live there. they don’t farm so it’s just a shit storage place but i guess good enough for whatever toys she has out there.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:26 PM
That is an understatement.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:27 PM
it wasnt a terrible beer. But people were just abusing the high % “ice” beers back then so it never got any traction.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 PM
but the Red Dog beer. How can I say this? WOOF.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Doobee, doobee, doo…..
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 PM
However, I will not drink Bud anything, even if it’s the only thing available.
I used to drink Bud Dry in high school (early 90s.) Budweiser in a can is ok on a hot day. Fuck Bud Light. It insults me. There is no beer flavor in there.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Seriously, Rollo, if this keeps up and becomes untenable, an extended stay is not a bad idea, if there’s one nearby. Usually cheaper than an apartment, plus you get housekeeping, and you can bug out whenever your loan comes through.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:29 PM
And you can work up some story about the heat in the house being too much for the kid.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:29 PM
And having just had a baby 8 months ago, I know the entire late pregnancy/new mom no-sex thing isn’t making life any easier. Toss in living at the in-laws and I venture Rollo hasn’t exactly been swimming in poon lately. Hate to sound like a prude, but be strong.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:30 PM
Anybody remember Red Dog beer?
Yeah, that and Icehouse came on about the same time. 93 or so. This was a topic of conversation in a legit TBLAD 2-3-4 months ago. Also, Zima came out then.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:30 PM
/fixed
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Also, are we all going to be subpoenaed at some point in the near future when this story climaxes and lawyers and detectives and whatnot become involved?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we’re all going to talk about when the story climaxes? I know TBLAD is an open forum and we’re all reasonably anonymous but that’s getting a little too personal
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Bud Dry was the MVP of Bud Bowl III, IIRC.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:31 PM
i do owe you guys for the advice and for the forum. without it, i think i’d be wandering the farms after crashing the ATV into a ditch or creek.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 PM
used to pound some natty light in high school. that shit is still a good tailgate/fishing beer. doesn’t wear you out, and it goes down like the water that it is.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 PM
I think the problem is that he’s virtually drowning in it these days.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 PM
I think the problem is that he’s virtually drowning in it these days.
SIL’s a squirter?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Sounds like something from Night of the Living Dead.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Get us some beer and we can watch the olympics or do whatever
/SIL’d
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
and i know vez asked what % of me would do it if i knew i wouldnt get caught. i said zero. but would anyone else? i dont even think i could come back in here if i said i hit it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
That would change the equation. Ask this after you test for the bra.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 PM
293 is a gem of a comment.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 PM
I wouldn’t.
You’re demonstrating admirable restraint. Be true to your wife and family, but above all, to yourself.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:36 PM
stark – LOL
Rollo – would it be possible for you to upload a pic of yourself, your current address, and the SIL’s schedule?
/looks at pic of Rollo
//calls local beautician and/or theater group for makeup/body molding session
///casually goes by SIL’s local hangouts dressed as Rollo
////picks up SIL, plows her in the sex barn, drives away on ATV, laughing, while drinking the last BLP
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:36 PM
pre kids I prolly would have. w/ kids now, I would like to say I wouldnt.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 PM
Was that wrong of me? OK, I take it back. It doesn’t have to be a phone app, it could be a video camera.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:38 PM
that’s admittedly immature but trying to be honest and realize we’re not the people when you’re 25.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:38 PM
I couldn’t. Couldn’t look my wife in the eye if I did.
It is refreshing that no one here said “knock the bottom out of it and don’t look back”. Other times, other places – guys would have said do her, with no regard for consequence.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:38 PM
she changed. boxer shorts and whatever the tight black undershirts are that show the cleavage. two more BLP’s!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
in all seriousness, i wouldn’t do it either. love my wife and wouldn’t change my situation for the world.
And no, you would probably be socially cast away from here for a while. We talk a big game, but most of us i presume would do the right thing. however, we would probably pass judgement in some form, be it fair or unfair to even do so.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
15 minutes of fun aint worth years and years of headaches. I’ve certainly considered it, but could never go through with it. Divorces suck (from what I’ve seen).
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
#351 — ohheelyeah, you wicked genius. Sounds like a Hitchcock scenario.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
she changed. boxer shorts and whatever the tight black undershirts are that show the cleavage. two more BLP’s!
I don’t believe when you say it matters to her that other people are in the house
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
reads 351 again
/laughs
//snorts
///laughs some more
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Where is cuckthefubs when you really need someone to come in and ask for advice on how to kill a hooker? This would be his perfect moment
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Ah, good old Natty Light. Did you know that it was AB’s first light beer and its first slogan was “The beer with the taste for food?”
/random beer fact
// another random beer fact, Miller Lite was based on Meister Bräu Light
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
i did offer her to Meth the other day. said i would pay for shipping. to New York.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
she is nothing if not dedicated to her charge. if only she could focus this energy into doing something productive; like jigsaw puzzles
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
The stakes are raised. She just upped the ante, dude. Time to cash out and get thee to your bedroom and lovin’ wife.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:42 PM
if only she could focus this energy into doing something productive; like jigsaw puzzles
Or fucking not her brother-in-law
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:42 PM
i did offer her to Meth the other day
That took me a second. I know I’m not alone
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 PM
Tell her your perv online friends want to see her tits. That will likely turn her off. Or turn her way, way on. Either way, pics of tits or GTFO.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 PM
i didn’t think so until last night. but to be honest she doesnt mind parading around. i’m now counting hours. especially because i’m getting past beer 9 after today’s long day.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 PM
Can I come over and ride the ATV sometime?
/thanks for the story
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 PM
Jeebus, that was a fun meme while it lasted.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
well, i’ve laughed at a ton of comments tonight, btw. but thanks to heel for stating the “we dont wish ill on you, but damn this is some shit right here” sentiment before TBLAD really got started.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Completely OT –
SROD, I know you’re a fan of TCM. Are you also a fan of Kurosawa? They’re doing a full-day fest of his stuff next Wednesday. My DVR is gonna be empty and ready to take it all in — much like Rollo’s SIL, so maybe this really isn’t that OT.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
she changed. boxer shorts and….
I called it.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:46 PM
HA! forgot all about that.
Jim – i did know that. and just saw this on the wiki page: In contrast, Natural Light currently maintains an aggregate score of D- on notable beer rating site BeerAdvocate.com,[3] while being listed as the third worst beer in the world by RateBeer.com.[4]
For shame, ratebeer.com. FOR SHAME!
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
TBL better not give someone like Michael Phelps credit for moving the TBLAD meter for the 400+ posts tonight either.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Having hung around TBLAD way too much lately, it made perfect sense to me.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
I would not have a lot of confidence in a man who is not a Kurosawa fan. That’s just weird. Either you haven’t seen any Kurosawa movies or you liked what you saw.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Rollo needs to bring the SIL to the Chicago meet-up and let her work off some frustration.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
im with yah man
rollo – any time. we are a marginally concerned lot when consequential things happen to a funny/welcome commenter. be careful out there, and pace yourself on those brews, lest you and her wake up in a kiddie pool full of sex toys, panties, and BLP bottles with sunburns and angry family members.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
Come on, you know he’s gonna credit it to this being a Notre Dame post.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
we’re headed to mayfield ny on aug. 11, stopping in cheektogaw ny that night for a hotel stay. 2 adults, 4 kids, 1 dog
so…cheektogaw TBL meetup?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
cheektowaga
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
I’m not really sure why I’ve spent the last 3+ hours watching the olympics when I already knew who won every event. Probably could have been doing something productive.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:50 PM
that could create quite a stir here for another day. hmmm….
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:50 PM
nada, not yet. But, I’ve the time to catch up. Between that and Justified, there are things to look forward to.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:50 PM
I visited TBLAD for the gymnastics, but stayed for the barn sex.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:51 PM
I’m really sad that I’m gonna miss the Chicago meetup. If Rollo’s SIL showed up I might have to self-ban myself for a while. It would be too painful to read
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 PM
Kurosawa is without equal. A pure master of his material and his craft and style. Had no idea he had a marathon coming on, but will DVR it for sure. Also, i strongly recommend any of his works on Criterion edition bluray. I have watched my 7 Samurai about a dozen times already.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 PM
This thread has, once again, made my night. Sorry for everything you are going through Rollo.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 PM
I’ve seen all the major ones. Finally got around to seeing High and Low the other night; first half meh, really picks up in the second half.
Best little-known Kurosawa: Stray Dog or Madadayo
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 PM
where is the meetup? i guarantee if i asked if she wanted to some web site meetup with me she’d be in.
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 PM
heel – I love film, but every time I have rented Seven Samurai, I am unable to pull the trigger because of its running time. I need to just sack up and watch it, right?
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 PM
Tell her the web site is http://www.letsgangbangmysisterinlaw.com
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:54 PM
as in she would RSVP tonight. though i think it would seem like an open invite to her.
/BL platinum #6 for her
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:55 PM
this has “Chicago Bukkake: TBL Edition” written all over it
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:57 PM
Duh. Go for the gold. It is well worth the effort, and it will probably shift any paradigms you have about the samurai genre
Rollo – you need to consider bailing for bed at this point. 6 beers for a girl like her? I can practically hear her legs spreading from over here
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:57 PM
I don’t know about hangout spots, the thing is centered around the Miami-Notre Dame game
August 2nd, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Seven Samurai is just pure entertainment. You won’t even notice how long it is. Madadayo is one of my favorites, too. What a way to go out
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:00 AM
Notre Dame-Miami game in CHI.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
I got the Criterion 7 samurai from the libary. skipped and didnt work. so pissed. still havent gotten to it yet.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
rollo, oct. 6. nd-miami game at soldier field. i think many will be there for tailgate only.
/saw most of american psycho last night
//funny fucking movie
///bale has done a nice job mixing roles
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
Husketeer, you’ll be amazed.
When I mentioned here a couple months back that it was my favorite film, I was accused of pretension. I think only someone who’s never seen it would say that.
It’s the perfect movie — it’s filled with action, comedy, sex, violence and some deep, deep insights. I’ve probably watched it 30 times or more, and never get tired of it.
Takashi Shimura gives one of the greatest film performances of all time, to boot.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
I can practically hear her legs spreading from over here
Go on…
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 AM
I mean, I think I can resist her. My wife is like…50 feet (?) away. Small ass ranch. I think my own parents would disown me if I did that shit.
/no joke, she wants to do a shot with me hahahahaha
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:03 AM
Which reminds me — after the Kurosawa fest, TCM is also showing the Samurai trilogy starring Toshiro Mifune. Incredible stuff.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 AM
/no joke, she wants to do a shot with me hahahahaha
Oh, Rollo. For my own selfish sake I want you to do that but, really, don’t do that
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 AM
Just finished reading the comments in this post. Rollo, welcome to Sovngarde.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Does it sound like prison gates opening?
/ Shawshank’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 AM
where he talks about genesis and huey lewis and the news, priceless.
i dropped a huey lewis and the news reference when people started talking about some Tulsa Olympics bid. It went over like a led zep man.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Oooh, Samurai trilogy. Hanzo the Razor trilogy and Lonewolf & Cub are the only logical extension of that programming block
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Walking – saw something the other day on reddit about the transformations he has made the last decade or so for various films. Very dedicated to the roles.
Nada – pretension is a bold and unfair statement, and pretty much wrong. It’s okay to call one of the greatest films of all time “one of the greatest films of all time”. you can’t expect some TBLers to appreciate that line of reasoning
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 AM
Hopefully not in TBLAD. Unless it was Ballz.
BTW, how did Vertigo pass Citizen Kane as the #1 movie today? how did they, whoever they are, decide that?
SIL update: she got a bottle of Crown Royal from the liquor cabinet. i was like uhhhh….i check the cabinet and these cheap asses randomly have Patron bottles in there.
/what happens to me if i pass out before her? uhhh…
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 AM
/no joke, she wants to do a money shot with me hahahahaha
will be surpirsed if i’m the only one to do this
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:07 AM
/screaching sound of ATV taking off in the distance.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 AM
Rollo, I was just kidding earlier about the knife in the back. If you give in and your wife finds out — rather, when she finds out — it might be more life both barrels to the back of the head.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 AM
Sorry.
Welcome to Sovngarde.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 AM
Bale got down to 120 lbs for The Machinist right before Batman Begins. Got up to 225lb and then had to slim down for the first Batman movie. I believe he was drinking coffee, chewing gun, and had one apple per day during filming.
and somehow he went to The Fighter heroin addict between TDK and TDKR
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 AM
whiskey shots after a sixer of bl plat. we need a passed out pic.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 AM
Heldover- love the reference to the heaven of commenters. However, he still has to slay Alduin, aka SIL.
Scripty- lol. +all the points you want
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 AM
You needed to be here among the Patrick Batemans of the world.
Now, drop some references to Phil Collins …
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 AM
where he talks about genesis and huey lewis and the news, priceless.
‘don’t just stare at it, eat it!’
then flexing for himself in the mirror while romping
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:11 AM
Huey Lewis played a free concert in town this summer for 4th of July. Almost every American Psycho quote or reference I made when someone brought the concert up was met with a “huh?”, so I know the feeling.
Re: Bale and his roles, have you seen “Machinist”? The fact that he went from that skinny to putting on all that weight for Batman is unbelievable. His doctor warned him against ever doing something that drastic again, and then he turned around and did “Rescue Dawn” and then another Batman. Can’t believe he’s the one that’s still alive and Ledger died.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:12 AM
Or some Zatoichi flicks.
Damn, now I’m in the mood for some Beat Takashi.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 AM
saw something the other day on reddit about the transformations he has made the last decade or so for various films.
rescue dawn was on too, earlier. steve zaun is making a great little career of supporting roles
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 AM
What’s more amazing is that both Godfathers dropped off. (I don’t count III.)
I love Hitchcock, but I have never made it through Vertigo awake.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 AM
Rollo – I forgot all about The Fighter in between Batman movies. Yo-yo weight.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 AM
Alright fellas, I’m out.
Rollo – please don’t pass out. Stay strong. Do it for the wife, the baby, and that sweet ass ATV.
Everyone else – thanks for the fun banter and jokes. See some of you guys in the roundup.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:15 AM
Rescue Dawn is the greatest movie ever produced by Elton Brand. Of this, I’m sure
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:15 AM
btw, love TBL’s Twitter post for this post:
Jason McIntyre @TheBigLead
this should be fun … RT @tyduffy: College Football Top 25: Notre Dame Fighting Irish, No. 19 http://ww…..
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 AM
Right. He’s done it a few times. Now, I know some of the shit is legend. There were reports that he thinned out his own hair for the crack-addict look in The Fighter. He just showed up like that.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 AM
I would definitely prefer Matt Damon’s prep for “The Informant” – a pitcher of beer and a large pizza every night for a month
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 AM
What’s amazing about Bale is how good he was when young. Check out Empire of the Sun if you’ve never seen it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 AM
According to Netflix there is now a Seven Samurai anime series on Instant watch…what the hell?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 AM
What’s amazing about Bale is how good he was when young. Check out Newsies if you’ve never seen it.
I just had to do that for some reason. I don’t even like Newsies in an ironic way, though. I just felt compelled
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 AM
I’m one of those douches that cares too much about the Oscars even though they never get most things right, so I was pretty pumped when Bale won last year.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 AM
Hey, he should be glad it’s not the Craig James post racking up the digits.
Surprised none of us have gotten sued over that whole meme.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:20 AM
I agree on that. I’m still surprised and annoyed that there needed to be a Total Recall remake. Stop this shit already.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:20 AM
I’m still pissed that Kane lost to How Green Was My Valley, much less Pulp Fiction losing to Gump.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Hey, now, How Green Was My Valley is a really good movie.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 AM
I’ve trained myself to go the route of thinking it’s a badge of honor to lose or not get nominated and think those people don’t know shit. LA Confidential kicks the crap out of Titanic in 1997. Hence the user name tribute.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Re the phsyical transformations made by Bale, De Niro, etc., and similar efforts:
When they were making Marathon Man, Hoffman went for a long run to make himself appear worn-out for a scene. When Olivier saw him, he said: “All this fuss. Why don’t you try acting, my boy?”
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 AM
Or some Zatoichi flicks.
Damn, now I’m in the mood for some Beat Takashi.
OK, Obscure McPretentiousness
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:23 AM
1994 was like the greatest Oscars ever. Pulp Fiction is obviously the best (2nd to City of God for my favorite movie) but Forrest Gump, for how cheesy it is, I still enjoy. Shawshank was also that year, and Quiz Show is a pretty great movie as well.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:25 AM
I’ve got Jack Vincennes and friends waiting in the DVR right now.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 AM
According to Netflix there is now a Seven Samurai anime series on Instant watch…what the hell?
Genndy Tardovsky’s Samurai Jack or GTFO
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 AM
You have or have not seen it?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:26 AM
Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan and The Thin Red Line too….
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 AM
Beat Takashi is like the Japanese Clint Eastwood, only with yakuza instead of cowboys. Check out Sonantine sometime, especially if you’re into things like Ishii the Killer. Fuckin’ awesome.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 AM
SIL has moved to the end of the couch closest to me, in a recliner, and is now rambling about her problems and so on. do i:
1) do another shot
2) do a double shot
3) keep saying uh huh and typing/watching tv
4) go to bed
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:28 AM
City of God
not a good date movie
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:29 AM
or maybe all of the above in straight order
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:29 AM
1 & 3 since I have faith that 1 won’t cloud your judgment.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:30 AM
explain to her she’s a beautiful young woman and that any many would be lucky to haver and that she will meet the right man in due time. drop mic. then walk out.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 AM
RE: City of God date movie, I had a critically-acclaimed movie ready to watch this year on Valentine’s Day for the girlfriend, it just turned out that the movie was Drive.
Around the elevator scene she let me know how little she was enjoying it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 AM
RE: City of God date movie, I had a critically-acclaimed movie ready to watch this year on Valentine’s Day for the girlfriend, it just turned out that the movie was Drive.
Around the elevator scene she let me know how little she was enjoying it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 AM
Many times.
“Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.”
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:33 AM
A particular Vince Vega quote from Pulp Fiction comes to mind …
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:33 AM
Anyone else celebrate IPA day tonight? Went with Summit’s earlier, now am just finishing Tommy Knocker’s, will probably grab one more.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:33 AM
i have a feeling she would jump on me at that point
I should have known that when you mentioned a second character. I still love the moment when my name is revealed. have a funny story about that someday about someone who thinks Rollo Tomassi is an actual person that you’d prob appreciate, but I think I’ve done enough of that tonight.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:34 AM
Around the elevator scene she let me know how little she was enjoying it.
Ha. My girl watches that movie every chance she gets. Different strokes, I suppose. Then again, I’m not really trying to impress her at this point
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:34 AM
ouch
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:35 AM
WHAT?!??!?! I missed this memo in all the craziness. I accidentally wad drinking 60-minute IPA’s for most of the night. I’ll definitely do a different one with you. To chase these SIL shots…
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 AM
well, I am off tomorrow, just wrapped up work. Looking to be off next week. I might check in but otherwise have great ones.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 AM
Anyone else celebrate IPA day tonight?
Disappointed in myself I was unaware of IPA day. Looks like I’ll have to double time tomorrow.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:37 AM
Nice stark. This one I know is a keeper because she enjoys every other movie I make her watch, but that one was a little too violent for her. She didn’t hate it, just called it a “guy movie”.
We’re seeing “Beasts of the Southern Wild” for free next week at the local art-house theater. Not sure about it, but it’s free and I guess it could be winning some awards next February, so what the hey?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:38 AM
rollo, to me, you are not trying hard enough to get away. it’s flattering and all, and I would likely do much the same, but i don’t want to read in the Hayseed Herald tomorrow that you filed ‘rape’ charges
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 AM
vez. you don’t happen to a hitman, right? i know you freelance, so you could be a Mike the Cleaner type from Breaking Bad. The d’bag boyfriend lives in Geneva. That’s gotta be somewhat close to you.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 AM
I’ve made her watch some other Nicolas Winding Refn movies that didn’t go over quite as well. But when Baby Goose shows up she becomes transfixed. Damndest thing
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 AM
I walked down the street to build my own 6 pack earlier and the store had some signs up about IPA day or something. I went 5/6 IPA as a result, but I’ve done that on non-IPA Days too.
Was in Chicago a couple months ago, had Zombie Dust by Three Floyds, so good. Wish I could have one right now.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:39 AM
It’s a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that’s very meaningful.
So you’re gonna go out there, drink your drink, say “Goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely evening,” go home, and jack off.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:41 AM
WHAT?!??!?! I missed this memo in all the craziness. I accidentally wad drinking 60-minute IPA’s for most of the night. I’ll definitely do a different one with you. To chase these SIL shots…
we’ll always have national tequila day
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 AM
we’ll always have national tequila day
Cinco de Mayo?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 AM
By the way, I think it was Grantland’s film guy(s) who posted an article the other day about what they are excited for at the Toronto Film Festival. Most of them sounded pretty legit. Ben Affleck’s third directing movie (“Argo”) sounds awesome, and whatever shitty movies he’s acted in, his directorial work (“Gone Baby Gone” and “The Town”) has been surprisingly good so far.
Actually, a lot of pretty badass-looking movies are coming out in the near future: Looper, Seven Psychopaths, that Baby Goose movie that has to be reshot, and that Brad Pitt one that had its trailer drop today.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:43 AM
That’s very Frasier of you.
Valley is a good movie, but it’s not Citizen Kane.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:44 AM
true. a much simpler time.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:45 AM
Filmed down near my neck of the bayou!
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 AM
July 24 is Nat’l Tequila Day. I don’t think we got duped like Huskerteers did when he saw the liquor store post the IPA sign so he got a bunch of IPA’s
/kidding HuskerT
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 AM
That bulldog got off easy compared to the poor La. Tech pooch.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:47 AM
http://ipaday.org/
Nevermind. Damnit. I coulda enjoyed this day a lot more.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:48 AM
Aug. 5 is National Beer Day.
/ Not a joke
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:48 AM
I had seen it on Facebook too this week….by the local pubs and liquors stores I follow haha.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:49 AM
July 24 is Nat’l Tequila Day
Damnit I missed this too. Wouldn’t have been able to do it this year, was taking the California bar (for the first and hopefully the only time)
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:49 AM
Nada, everyday is National Beer Day
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:50 AM
I had to talk my then-girlfriend into watching Fight Club. She absolutely loved it.
/ A very special lady
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:50 AM
vez. you don’t happen to a hitman, right? i know you freelance, so you could be a Mike the Cleaner type from Breaking Bad. The d’bag boyfriend lives in Geneva. That’s gotta be somewhat close to you.
you want i should teach him some manners or something? yeah, i know geneva. i know it like any other shmo knows a boutique shop river town. mighta doinked a teenage cheerleader from there when I was 22, did some work at a flower shop. what of it?
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:50 AM
Congrats on being done resolute, I took Iowa’s last year and passed. What a shitty summer.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:51 AM
How could you miss Tequila Day if you were at the bar?
/ Veal, tip waitress, etc.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:52 AM
I saw Fight Club when it came out, which was during middle school for me. Hated it, didn’t understand any of it really, wanted more fighting.
30+ views later, it’s obviously one of my all-time favorite things to watch. Only read the book once, though.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:53 AM
Save that for another TBLAD soon, if you survive the night.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:54 AM
Damnit I missed this too. Wouldn’t have been able to do it this year, was taking the California bar (for the first and hopefully the only time)
me and rollo did a shot at 1159 that night, we’re both in illinois. mine was mezcal, but it’s the same plant
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:54 AM
ok, so you ARE a hitman!!!
A post or something in the morning roundup for whatever alcoholic day it is might be better than the Brothel-type posts. We celebrated it here resolute…at least vez and i did.
husker…what are you drinking? i have my last dogfish head that will be done by midnight
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:57 AM
Palahniuk fell off fast. First couple of things he did were great, then splat. My favorite remains Lullaby.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:58 AM
This is just Goose Island’s IPA. Really no idea why I grabbed that out of the cooler today at the store.
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:58 AM
it’s obviously one of my all-time favorite things to watch.
if for nothing else, the pixies at the end
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:59 AM
He’s a Midwestern tough guy. Stepped right out of a Jim Thompson novel, or maybe Augie March.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 AM
Great music, but on an interpersonal level, they ended up like the Mexican standoff in Reservoir Dogs.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 AM
very drinkable. i get that when i try to convince the in-laws that IPA’s are good. ummm…the other in-laws. update: this girl is drinking some Sex on the Beach mixed shots that are pre-mixed that she got at Binny’s. And yes she made some corny joke a 17 year old might make when offering me one. i said “meh” and typed this.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 AM
ok, so you ARE a hitman!!!
now i gotta turn my back on ya
/i prefer ‘accident facilitator’
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:03 AM
Yeah, Chuck P doesn’t get much love on this former English major’s bookshelf, that’s for sure. Even when he wrote well, it was sometimes too depressing to read. I felt dirty after the one book where they are all trapped / trapping themselves in that run-down house.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:03 AM
just applied to be a volunteer writing mentor for disadvantaged yoot interested in wiritng/journalism
felt good just applying
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:05 AM
Just off on a tangent, but the Japanese have made the best zombie movies of the past few years. Films like Versus and Tokyo Zombie.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 AM
What’s a yoot?
/ Name that film
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 AM
i get what you were saying earlier, but i’ve been trying to just do things like normal so it doesn’t show it has any effect. i will outlast her tonight, avoid her tomorrow, inform the wife, and hopefully never be in close proximity to her again. but i don’t think i’ve done a single thing to entice her at all.
cheers for your volunteer efforts. and honestly, if you ever need any free advertising for your work, i have a web site or two that could provide that and they are dedicated to the Chicagoland area, so might be able to help with local work if you need it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 AM
Can’t deny 500 comments. THIS is why we keep talking about Notre Dame
/TBL
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 AM
Just pulled up Netflix, ended up choosing best Archer episode ever….”Rampage!”
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:07 AM
My cousin vinny
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:07 AM
Rant?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:08 AM
The verbiage is fuckin’ with my computer. It has slowed way down ever since we hit 400.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:10 AM
Rant?
“Haunted” is the name of that one. Starts off with that famous short story about the dude getting his intestines sucked out trying to get off on the bottom of the pool.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:10 AM
Ding-ding-ding!
As a prize, you are awarded one grit.
What’s a grit?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:11 AM
Great music, but on an interpersonal level, they ended up like the Mexican standoff in Reservoir Dogs
saw frank black open for pearl jam on the yield tour
/i wanna live in los angeles
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:12 AM
Missed that one. From the description, sounds like Stephen King meets Clive Barker.
/ Not that Steve King
// Earlier post’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:13 AM
I heard TBLAD was picking back up…I heard wrong
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:13 AM
Black Francis > Frank Black
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 AM
now i gotta turn my back on ya
name this movie
and rollo, e-mail me with details on the free advertising. addy is on the resume in the portfolio blog when you click my name
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:15 AM
BTW, I see that Blur has a new box set out. Never really got into them back in the day. Can anyone recommend getting it?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 AM
damn how did i miss that earlier, Goodfella?s
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:18 AM
Is there a name for the disease wherein you have tons of stuff you’ve never watched on your Netflix queue but you keep re-watching 30 minute sitcoms you’ve already seen 10 times?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:18 AM
If I do, do I have to live the rest of my life like a schnook?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:19 AM
NewsRadioitis.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:21 AM
To vez, it’s Goodfella;s.
/ Yeah, that’s gettin’ old
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:21 AM
I heard TBLAD was picking back up…I heard wrong
snob
/swings metal folding chair
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:22 AM
NewsRadioitis.
Unfortunately, it’s Scrubs again for me.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:23 AM
What happened to SROD, by the way? Did he go off to dump a biscuit?
/ Lack of scatalogical euphemisms tonight
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 AM
/ Yeah, that’s gettin’ old
funny…the last 10 times i’ve seen the meme it’s you bringing it up
/affectionately of course
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 AM
KingofQueensAphobia?
Nonstop ‘The Office’ episodes for me…
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:25 AM
Sorry, punch a biscuit. Pardon moi.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:27 AM
But of course.
/ not coop’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:28 AM
punch a grumpy is my favorite iteration
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:28 AM
U.K. or U.S.?
/ Snobby McPretentious
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:29 AM
/ Duffy McSnobby
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 AM
U.K. or U.S.?
/ Snobby McPretentious
Could you do both and say U.K. and only the first three seasons of U.S.?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 AM
I don’t know from Netflix, but if Green Acres comes on, I will sit and watch it until I pass out.
/ Ties in to my NewsRadio fixation, when you think about it
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 AM
/ not coop’d
the arm punch is assumed
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:32 AM
Yes, the judges will allow it.
Which brings up, has Ricky Gervais worn out his welcome or what? I have trouble watching even An Idiot Abroad these days.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:33 AM
As long as no biscuit or grumpy is being punched.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 AM
hahaha WTF?!?! I never watched The King of Queens, but this episode on TVLand right now has Kevin James and his sister-in-law hitting it off while she lives with them.
/gets out notepad for tips
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:35 AM
Which brings up, has Ricky Gervais worn out his welcome or what? I have trouble watching even An Idiot Abroad these days.
This is a problem I feel like a lot of comedic actors have. They have about a 3-5 year window before people get sick of their schtick (exceptions apply of course).
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:35 AM
Even if he has, “The Office” + “Extras” is a good enough run for me.
I was thinking of the “worst” famous show that I still watch, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every “Friends” episode…multiple times.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:35 AM
Damn, forgot I have Burn Notice to watch. Anyone else into the adventures of Mikey and Sam and friends?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:37 AM
There you go … drink until you bloat up like Kevin James. Then she’ll leave you alone.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:39 AM
I’ve seen every episode of That ’70s Show so many times I can’t watch it anymore.
But that’s actually a good show.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:39 AM
/saw most of american psycho last night
//funny fucking movie
///bale has done a nice job mixing roles
After American Psycho came out, my buddies and I were “casting” a Batman movie, and we thought Bale would make for an awesome take on Harvey Dent: a vein (flawed) but ultimately well-meaning guy who got in over his head.
Fight Club
Loved that movie when I first saw it. Love it still. Yeah, American Beauty may have been the best film of the year, but Fight Club is the movie we’re still talking about, and will continue talking about for years to come.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 AM
Usually wait until the season ends to watch them all at once. Hate waiting a week or more for new episodes, so I just go all in with a week or two worth of episodes.
Farrell came out on Conan and Jon Stewart and both times acted like an idiot. which is his norm, but can’t you just answer questions normally once in awhile? Everyone knows your schtick by now, breaking things up might help actually.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 AM
Rollo, is the SIL still conscious? Still puttin’ ‘em away?
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:41 AM
Can safely say I’ve never seen an episode of Friends in its entirety. I feel like that should go on a resume.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:41 AM
The King of Queens
early in the show, the wife is just about perfect. got fat
i’m team dharma too
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:42 AM
Know who would make an awesome Harvey Dent? Gus Fring, that’s who.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:43 AM
Are you referring to the recent Ferrell interview with Zach G? Because anytime Jon Hamm randomly shows up on my screen, I usually chalk that in the win column,
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:43 AM
Here, here!
Amazing that they got Dylan for a cameo.
/ Plus that Elfman azz
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmp3HpAGgM
Relevant for any Gus Fring conversation.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 AM
she’s fighting it and bitching about how she got rejected in her last job interview and her boyfriend issues. her tolerance level has surprised me, she has the crown bottle in her hand as she’s laying down.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 AM
Outside of SNL and Ricky Bobby, I can’t stand Farrell.
That’s OK. I’ll be there for you.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:48 AM
she’s fighting it and bitching about how she got rejected in her last job interview and her boyfriend issues. her tolerance level has surprised me, she has the crown bottle in her hand as she’s laying down.
I used to have woman drama like you, until I took an arrow in the knee…
/skyrim’d
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:50 AM
Amazing actor. All those Spike Lee joints, The Usual Suspects …
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:51 AM
Can safely say I’ve never seen an episode of Friends in its entirety.
I thought I was the only one.
but can’t you just answer questions normally once in awhile? Everyone knows your schtick by now, breaking things up might help actually.
Completely agree. It’d be nice to get a straight answer leading into something self-deprecating or acting dumb later instead of the same old same old act like a moron the entire time.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:52 AM
Speaking of friends (or friendliness), heldover, didn’t mean to hack you off with the Aints comment today.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:52 AM
uh oh. she just told me she’s going to bed but she’s taking tomorrow off so she’ll be home all day if i need anything. need to come up with things to do quickly, and there’s not a store or place in sight for 15 minutes and i don;t have shit to do.
/the way she said it…yikes
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:52 AM
And all because the guy playing Tuco had prior obligations to act on another show.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:55 AM
That ATV’s gonna get a workout.
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:56 AM
she’s fighting it and bitching about how she got rejected in her last job interview and her boyfriend issues. her tolerance level has surprised me, she has the crown bottle in her hand as she’s laying down.
negativity, lack of self respect, alcoholic
i can’t believe i asked if you were tempted
August 3rd, 2012 at 1:57 AM
I know. He gave up Breaking Bad for The Closer?!
He was great, though, in From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. Finest movie ever about bank-robbing vampires.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:00 AM
Wow, man, it’s like you … looked into my soul.
/ Sounds coop’d, but not
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:00 AM
You got 99 problems…
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:01 AM
And sweet titty-fucking Christ. Of all the nights to miss TBLAD, it would be this one.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 AM
I need sleep, but I wanna see us hit 600.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:03 AM
Now that’s the kind of messiah I could get behind.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:04 AM
I believe this is the longest thread since the original Craig James thread.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:05 AM
Rollo is now in the TBL pantheon.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 AM
I need sleep, but I wanna see us hit 600.
I’m on the West Coast so I’ll try to get you there. Most of the time I miss the Roundups and the beginnings of the resurgent TBLAD.
/First world TBL problems
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:07 AM
Now I’m just circle-jerkin’ all on my own.
Take it away, vez:
Turn out the lights
The party’s over …
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:08 AM
Rollo needs to make an appearance early on in the Roundup, as he will be the talk of the town.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:09 AM
i was thinking about getting a bubble for the next 24 hours
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 AM
i somehow drank 12+ beers and a couple shots and am still not feeling much after today. dealt with cops, mortgage lender, and umm…a batshit crazy horndog sister in law. i think i have 25 more posts in me.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:13 AM
The unwashed masses will demand a followup sometime tomorrow. Just too much still hanging.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 AM
Well, if she gets naked tomorrow, or in 5 minutes when she wakes back up, take some pictures and post them.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 AM
Do you think you’re gonna the loan this time?
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:15 AM
damn, i just saw this was a topic in several other posts today. all i saw before was the roundup and someone’s comment about what i should say at the dinner table. damn. this started as a few of us in TBLAD that knew the deal and … snowballed.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 AM
I’m sure SOMETHING is going down tomorrow (and not her!) Either she does something crazy and or I tell the wife.
We better. We are perfect candidates and the first appraisal was within $500 and at the end they said well, the area is declining in value. wtf? that’s everywhere! this place had the underwriter look at the appraisal and said it looks good so it better be fine, but it’s just waiting and waiting with no answer for two weeks now. again.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 AM
and or I tell the wife.
Not married, but anytime I’ve told a girlfriend before she finds out secondhand always works out 100% better
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 AM
Have you a valediction, boyo?
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 AM
It’s supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:24 AM
Walk in there and say:
Oh, lookee here: the great jerkoff case of 2012.
If it doesn’t get you the loan, at least it’ll give you a laugh.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 AM
You get the girl, I get the coroner
Just make sure that one doesn’t come true.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:26 AM
haha i skipped the first part of this and thought you wanted me to walk into the SIL’s room and say this. that could have been the worst advice ever!
/and a good story i suppose
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:27 AM
BTW, how close to the in-laws is the house you want? Close enough that the SIL will continue to be a problem?
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:29 AM
Well, you could update sousedbergin’s suggestion and say it at the breakfast table tomorrow.
/ Worst. Advice. Ever.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 AM
nah. this has to be in large part because it’s pretty close quarters, sharing a bathroom, hanging out in the same room with her drinking alcohol, etc. she wont get this chance again. which makes tomorrow pretty scary!
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 AM
Come on. Eleven more comments, and we all get a gold star from the EIC.
/ Like he’s even aware of who we are
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 AM
i would have to film this and post it if TBL obliged
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 AM
Oblige, shit. The commentariate would demand it.
/ Like that matters
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 AM
Heck, let’s get some SEO comments out there just to get on TBL’s good side, just in case …
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 AM
Tebow.
Tiger.
Phelps.
Dong.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 AM
We’re trying to run down a lead on an associate of Vincennes. The records check has led to a dead end. The Notre Dame post.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 AM
banhammer.
Penn State.
Gossip Girl.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 AM
If I’d broken that into four separate comments, we’d be at 600 now, and I could black out.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 AM
Well, you could update sousedbergin’s suggestion and say it at the breakfast table tomorrow.
/ Worst. Advice. Ever.
Wait, what? No, public confrontation is the worst idea ever
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 AM
Alright, nice work here in TBLAD. Thanks for the help and support.
/one more day of survival
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 AM
I admire you as a commenter – particularly your adherence to drunkenness as a necessary adjunct to the job.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 AM
i have two more weeks of summer vacation. it’s practically a requirement.
resolute…i think he wanted me to spill it all at the dinner table and yell something like “your daughter showed me her tits”
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 AM
And in closing:
I wouldn’t trade places with RolloTomassi14 right now for all the whiskey in Ireland, and all the horny sisters-in-law in the next room.
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:43 AM
That’s it for me! Good night!
August 3rd, 2012 at 2:43 AM
perfect ending
August 3rd, 2012 at 3:21 AM
cliffs?
August 3rd, 2012 at 3:53 AM
Rollo’s sister-in-law has got the hots for him,
But he knows it’d truly be a sin,
Her crazy “ex” boyfriend wants to pound some hits,
And this gal wants to show Rollo her C biscuits.
In a barn on the farm, Rollo buys time
Running his ATV in the yard, hard
Drinking Crown on the couch and Bud Light Platinum
She’s all, “whenever u want, I’ll make it happen.”
Rollo’s holding off on telling his old lady
But everybody in here’s shouting that ish crazy
Vacation’s waiting and the house closing’s coming,
Hope Rollo escapes before she gives him a hummer.
/drops mic
August 3rd, 2012 at 7:16 AM
Rollo I’ve been giving this some thought. (BTW, it’s great that SIL hasn’t gotten the clue yet that you ain’t cheating, and has re-upped the stakes with her FRI day off). I think you need to consider your wife has sabotaged your mortgage and has hired her sister to cheat on you. Hang in there.
August 3rd, 2012 at 7:29 AM
My daughter came by for a while last night. She’s going out of town with her boyfriend to my first wife’s family reunion. It’s the BF’s first time meeting the family. I get to dog-sit her chihuahua for the weekend.
Rollo, you are a standup guy. You didn’t have to share this situation with us, but you are secure enough to do so. I applaud you & support you as you do right by your wife.
To the TBLAD team, you guys are insightful and hilarious.
I would love to see JMac’s face when he sees 600+ comments on this post.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:05 AM
Good job, good effort on the clown comments, everyone.
/glad I wasn’t here.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Rollo is doing this all wrong. It’s like the beginning of a Lifetime movie. The husband doesnt say anything to his wife about it, then it just keeps building and building until it’s too late and you look like a cheating bastard. This is not going to end well unless he tells wife immediately. And why does he need to stay up till 2 AM to drink beers with her? You have a wife and a baby, get the fuck into bed.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:23 AM
It’s been established that there’s nowhere else to drink beers outside of the sex dungeon barn so the living room it is…and after a couple trying days who are we to suggest the man didn’t deserve a couple pops?
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Exactly. A little too much so. Which is why I’m glad I haven’t read all these clown comments.
Dear Playboy forum, I live on farm …
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Ok Butters, he must stay up till 2-3 each night? Last night it looked like the SIL didnt get home till 11ish. Just go to bed! You have a 4 month old! It really is gonna be his own fault when this turns to shit.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:53 AM
CJ, you’re forgetting the tried and trusted method of staying up all night drinking beer to make everything better.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:53 AM
this is why CJ needs to be a part of TBLAD
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Ahh, the female perspective. Jeez, you know, that information might have been a little more useful yesterday (Adam Sandler voice)!
This hasn’t escalated until the other night. Otherwise, my explanation would have still been “iffy” – “hey, in-laws, thanks for letting us squat here free for the last month, i think your daughter has been making moves on me” may have also backfired.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Agreed, changing you life dramatically to accomodate sexual terrorists allows them to win
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I’m just amazed Rollo can drink 12+ 60 mins, a couple of shots and still type coherent sentences. I’d be face down on the keyboard.
August 3rd, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Oh my God Rollo is up before 9 AM! I would be dead to the fucking world.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Why on earth do you keep thinking you need to tell your in laws? You have one person that you absolutely NEED to tell AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, your mother fucking wife! Do it now! Now! NOW!
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:01 AM
We counseled him to tell his wife repeatedly last night. Before last night it seemed harmless. Well, minus the surprise titty flash.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Cj i said the same somewhere around 500
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:02 AM
that’s true, do it before you become a sister in law fucking husband.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:04 AM
It doesnt seem to be sinking in for him. I would have told her immediately after the boob showing incident. We’re bordering on the ‘too late’ category at this point.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Lets not forget that rollos wife will likel react like cj is
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Any chance it backfires and the sister accuses him creating doubt in the wife’s mind? That seems to be holding him back … that and the fact that we all want to know what she’ll do next …
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:09 AM
unless the wife is as crazy as the SIL, she has to know that her sister is capable of this behavior and shouldn’t be all that surprised.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Considering they don’t really know how much longer they’ll be in the house I can understand not wanting to light that keg and having to deal with the aftermath…get a hotel lined up first and then pull the trigger
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:11 AM
if the wife isn’t crazy it won’t backfire
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Someone also suggested recording some of the things SIL has been saying, if he’s really that worried that his wife won’t trust his word over hers, by all means go that route. Or he could also say ‘not interested’ the next time she offers herself at him, crazy I know.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:18 AM
i believe that was already attempted, in the car ride? no?
/furiously pages through notebook looking for the timeline
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:19 AM
this started with just asking a few that were in here in TBLAD what to do with the subtle hints i was getting from her. never looking for 600+ comments on the life story. but the thinking was we might only have one more day, vacation planned, move into new house, and either tell the wife right after leaving and dealing with it.
i’ve made that clear. she just hasn’t acknowledged it.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Seems reasonable to me. Also seemed to get to a new level last night. Ergo, counsel to tell the wife immediately.
August 3rd, 2012 at 9:40 AM
So yeah I think Duffy has ND overrated.
August 3rd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
(Re-reads his recent comment in the light of day.)
More like Held-NO-ver.
August 3rd, 2012 at 10:44 AM
the area is declining in value.
All that this means to the lender is they have to get more than one appraisal, if they come back with different amounts you use the lowest. It should not kill the Loan but could delay it if they are waiting for the second appraisal to come back, and if it is lower that can make them do more work. That is how being in a declining market will affect closing your loan.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:17 AM
bk, thanks for that explanation. it would just be nice if they would just tell us this stuff. it ultimately felt like our file sat in a pile for weeks and then they just checked one box that said “nope” and we had to rush to find someone better.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Holy shit the comment total in here
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
This might be the best post from early in the night. This was two hours after the post went up. It was Comment #11.
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Comments! Comments everywhere!
August 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
This might be the best post from early in the night. This was two hours after the post went up. It was Comment #11.
TBLAD has been on the comeback trail even w/o rollo’s opus i think. 150-200 comments is about what it was when TBLAD was a regular thing. last week it was steady
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
And if the wife IS crazy, there’s a younger version to move onto when she leaves him.
/win-win